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Raubahn story always gets me

I'm personally offended at the horsefondant part lmao

First time hearing that Raubahn story and I'm glad I didn't look at the comments. I fell harder than my Dragoon doing elusive jump in the wrong direction in an raid AoE

That part with Haurchefant is just too cruel T^T

Zenos in Stormblood: _boring ass dude_ Zenos in Shadowbringers: _boring ass AFK dude_ Zenos in [next expansion]: _SE is gonna make us cry for this guy? yeah, SE is gonna make us cry for this guy... don't fucking do this to us again SE!_

That FC story was literally the Crystal Braves in a nutshell.

Zenos is a breath of fresh morbol breath. It's a break from all the great villains we've had on Shadowbringers so far. In the end of 5.3 MSQ I was like, "Finally, these 2 assholes I can finally hate unconditionally."

Honestly I didn't hate Zenos, but I wasn't thrilled about him coming back either. I think he worked well for Stormblood's story, but we'll have to see what development 6.0 brings to him

8:09 Oof... I still haven't gotten over that death.

the FC kick story I had to get up and find a hat just so I could take my hat before that person they got me good

Damn, that end... maybe I’m just thirsty for Zenos, I’m at that part where it’s like “You have a lot of nerve being alive.” And I still love him.

That Raubahn one still gets me!😂😂😂

Omg, that FC story rused me so good lol

4:29 was funny, i really thought it was someone really going through tht lol

That Raubahn one was really fucking clever

Me: *checks comments and sees the Zenos discourse* ah shit here we go again He’s not the best villain but I wouldn’t say he’s the worst. He’s functional for Stormblood but if they want to use him beyond that he needs to be developed more. He has potential and I’m just hoping they use it. Even villians like Sephiroth were actually fairly boring in their first appearance; to me, most of Sephiroth’s depth came from Crisis Core and not the original FFVII. Zenos is...divisive, to say the least. Personally, I don’t mind him at all; However, I feel like Stormblood could have put the supplementary story about him (The Hunt Begins) into the game proper and that would have improved his depiction. The wandering minstrel that unlocks the extreme trials says that Zenos is “a pitiable man who feels naught save at the edge of death.” To me, especially in patch 5.3, Zenos just seems sad. That’s the side of him I want to see; we’ve already seen him give dramatic speeches on rooftops and possess gods. I want to know about the dude who sleeps in a chair (that has to be uncomfortable, right?) and has dreamt about the apocalypse his entire life, the one who’s first and only ‘friend’ is his enemy. Let’s just hope they deliver. That being said, his English voice actor kills it though, regardless of your view on his character lmao

I love those story posts that turn out to be about characters lol

but...but i like zenos ;-;

I loved Zenos until I realized 4.0 was just an introduction to him in the grand scheme of things and Yoshi P has spent the past 4 years teasing us about how awesome he is and all the cool things he’s gonna do.

8:32 CLEARLY they forgot about Livia sas Junius.

Definitely understand all the hate that Zenos gets...hell, I'll even go so far as to say he deserves it. That said, he's a "guilty pleasure villain" of mine...if such a thing even exists. I just like how simple his motivation is. No grand design to wipe out nations, no high ambition to rule the world, no sinister plot to bring about the end of existence....dude's just looking for a good fight. That's all. And I kinda like that about him since it was different from the standard FF Villain of the Day. Again, though: I'm not here to try and argue that he was worth resurrecting, in fact I fully agree he should have stayed dead. Just saying that I liked him for what he was. :P

Zenos was only brought back bc of that dumptruck he got.

that fuckin raubahn one gets me everytime, amazing. "if you lose to thancred you can lost to anyone" niether true or funny, and a very confusing statement.

You should make a second one, this was really good!

“Zenos is the worst villain” Me and the boys: **readies pitchforks**

More of those please!

Oldbro ends up almost causing a calamity

I loved every damn second of this video😂❤️

I lost it at the logo already...

No fucking way, mate. Zenos is my rival.

Just gonna point out. I play on PS4, and I take screenshots all the time. He didn't need to take it with his phone lol. Also you say Zeno's is the worst guy they could have brought back? I think Ran'jit would have been worse.

2:40 when I was doing the new alliance raid my dog spilt my milk all over my desk lmao it’s too accurate

Dammit! Lost this fast XD Laughed at the first one. XD

I love fighting Zenos. He is one of the few characters in the game that understands and has the same mindset as me. Totally should have died halfway through stormblood though. That plan was solid.

I’m surprised people see Zenos as a villain. He’s an antagonist in the sense he is in an obstacle to overcome by the MC, but his personality and actions are more along the lines of a psychopathic rival than an actual villain. The guy saves our lives twice just for an opportunity to fight us and is so badass. I hones can’t hate him, I love him!

2:23 PS4 also has the glorious 'Click the Right-Stick in for First Person'. So it could have at least been a little better.

Idk man. I like the guy who is like "Fight good, no fight bad". Horrible abusive tendencies aside, he's a lot of fun and I genuinely enjoyed playing Survival mode in his fights in Stormblood.

Oh gosh. I didn't know such gold existed. I will have to look at the subreddit. You should make another own

Zenos gets a lot of hate. I love him. He's basically just that one anime villain that only shows emotions in battle. If he ain't fighting then he's bored lol

The Haurchefant story 😂😭

Good use of Meatball Parade

Okay (cracks knuckles) let’s do this. Elidibus was my least favourite villain in XIV until patch 5.3. I now think he is a three dimensional character that I actually give a crap about. It took one patch for him to go from ‘meh’ to ‘compelling’. Zenos is one note, especially compared to recent antagonists, but I’m fairly confident that will change going forward. There is no reason to hate the guy, but I’m not losing my mind defending him either. He needs to be better, and more likely than not, he will.

2:05 grindr vs IRL I cant stop laughing omg xD

I'm just happy to be included.

Video didn't even start all the way and I lost

I had this on full screen and i thought that symbol on the bottom right was a gash in my screen or something xD

4:26 took me until "it cost me an arm" to get it

ShitpostFFXIV, that's where the good stuff is. 🤣🤣👌

Keeping zenos alife so long is so unncessary

That Raubahn one got me ngl

zenos is good shush

ZENOS IS THE BEST

I want more!

2:22 Uhm. Ps4 also has a Screenshot button

I cracked at the Vault

1:25 Whm starts to sweating knowing we’ll have to do it all alone

3:31 you shall be missed, dragonsight tether.

MORE!!!

Zenos is the Best Villain ever he is so perfect IDK why people hate him? He helped a lot of people with their sorry fucking lives.

Ok, so I failed MISERABLY at 2:32, cause it's so fucking accurate-

Am I the ONLY one who liked zenos during stormblood as he was a very plain and simple breath of fresh air amidst the horde of complex and thought proving villains. Its nice to not have a villain with a complicated plot/story or w/e sometimes

Before I watch this, I just have to say if something is funny, I'm gonna laugh at it. Now then, off to watch the video~

oh my god, that Raubhan story! XD

Zenos needs to get an Emet-Selch Class upgrade for reals.

This video has not aged well with the announcement of Endwalker with Zenos. Oof lol

I like zenos

4:00 funny enough I just saw this video today and oh hey that's my post

1:15 I just laughed so hard, oh god... Ow. I'm not sure anything can top that. Not even touching the fact Estinien's name was wrong. Pffft... Fuck, I'ma gonna piss myself... (Also, the Gubal books are primo reads.) 8:35 Okay, I was literally thinking of making this exact fucking meme (but with the WoL's head plastered on the body) while using the loo the other day, so I'm glad someone did it for me. Thank you for saying it!! HE LITERALLY SPENT ALMOST ALL OF SHADOWBRINGERS SITTING IN THE SAME FUCKING CHAIR DOING NOTHING. HOW IS THAT INTERESTING. SE gave us Emet-fucking-Selch and then expects me to get hype for this lame-ass, one-note villain?! Please. I hope Zenos is scrapped quickly and someone better fills the role. Fandaniel may be extra af, but at least he has some interesting motives and the fearful fact he can't be reasoned with because he dgaf if he loses--truly chaotic evil, and that's far more interesting than some boring blond guy sits in a thrown and jacks off to a pic of your WoL while crying about how he's too stronk and no one can challenge him. Even though his big final boss fight was one of the easiest in the damn game. ....Sorry, I feel very strongly about this. :/ I know you're supposed to dislike the villain, but I don't think it's supposed to be for this reason.

That Raubahn greentext post was amazing lmfao

LMFAO!! xDD btw can someone tell me what's the music playing in the background? it sounds hilarious

I lost at the intro

The one with Haurchefant fucking got me good

This reddit has been soooo much better than the 'official'.

3:58 my mood when I accidentally press a button other than scorch at the end of my RDM combo.

Horsefondant 😞

I have a feeling Frandanile's gonna steal the Worst Villain Crown from Zenos pretty soon.

But what if Zenos doesn't come back as a villian but becomes the Reaper Job Quest Guy? :))) that might be neat

Dude what the music is used in the video?

lost in the first 5 seconds, rip

You know it's good when the logo is already a shitpost.

Holy shit I fuckn lold

2:19 unless that not their character, they could also zoomed too.

I wouldn't say Zenos IS boring, just that's he's bored, period. He literally only cares about fighting the WoL, and personally I found that refreshing...at first. I don't really care that they brought him back, but I'd welcome a new villain.

DONT YOU BAD TALK MY ZENOS

Huh, top quality.... 👌

Damn Raubahn!

Like I get zenos is boring because ive also seen that character type before, but at the same type I like it cause he owns up to it. Man just likes fighting. Let him have it

Oh my god, it took me like, twenty seconds after 8:10 to double back around, realizing this was about Haurchefant.

virgin zenos and GIGACHAD Gaius van Baelsar

Zenos super cool at the beginning of stormblood. Then every cutscene after that he kept losing his style until we killed him and he resurrected as a thorn up my ass. I’m hype to fight fandaniel and not his sidekicks sidekick, Zenos.

**angry DPS noises**

2:15 Oh hey, I'm that WARio.

The cat meme is just fuggin true... :(

Woah what's that end theme

What's the outro song?

really got me with that FC story xD especially since someone I know actually went through almost exactly the same thing, but for real!

My character's name is M'ango

Video music?

@4:30 this is why i never put any of my crafting mats in the FC Chest unless im fully prepared to kiss it goodbye, if something in the FC Chest goes missing i refuse to get in on the drama and will just continue to refill the chest as needed. i do not play ffxiv to get stressed so i really dont care what happens to the guilds coffers.. thats the Guild Leader and Treasurers job.