I’m so sorry Crystahl but when I saw you at the beginning I thought “Oh, I guess she’s leaning into the whole Sim’s fashion thing”

"No laughing, or you owe me $10." Take my money and get out.

Your necklace looks like you’re gonna do a children’s level magic trick.

Here's my roast: 1 (4-lb.) round roast 1/4 c. extra-virgin olive oil 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tbsp. chopped fresh rosemary 1 tbsp. chopped fresh thyme leaves 4 tsp. kosher salt 1 tsp. freshly ground black pepper Step 1 Recommended: let roast sit uncovered on a wire rack set in a baking sheet in the refrigerator 1 hour, up to overnight. Step 2 Preheat oven to 450°. In a small bowl, combine oil, garlic, rosemary, thyme, salt, and pepper. Rub all over roast. Step 3 Place roast in roasting pan fitted with a roasting rack. Roast for 15 minutes, then reduce heat to 325° and roast 1 hours 45 minutes more for medium, or 2 hours for medium well done. Step 4 Remove from oven and let rest 15 to 30 minutes before serving.

I like how Crystal was patting herself in the back about her prediction and at no point realised they weren’t cats

The Boogaloo saga continues, wouldn't be surprised if the next element is a Pokemon Type or Persona "element" lmao

Ok here’s a roast. The collar of your shirt looks like it’s sponsored by Audi

Crystal is so paranoid about being rickrolled that I honestly resonate with it. Rick roll? How about a cinnamon roll instead?

Roast: Your brain is like Akechi. It is soooo dead.

Goth Crystahl is not something that i knew a need until now

I was having difficulty thinking of how to start a roast, but thankfully Crystahl always brings a ton of ham.

It's so funny you started this video with questioning if you were an a simulation because I am the middle of nirvana initiative so it's extremely relevant to me right now

Crystal if you’re saying you’ll learn and grow from being roasted, how come you haven’t gotten taller yet?

I love seeing how much you've grown as a creator over the past few years, the confidence is amazing to see. Have a wonderful Christmas and New year mate.

Roast time: Your house looks like it exists in a perpetual state of "we moved here last week".

I love that confidence girl, I wish I was that confident to be a clown 😆

Crystal decided to dress up as that one penguin from Happy Feet this episode, complete with the plastic rings around her neck (Hope that was okay, love your YLYL content ❤)

Crystaaal roast: Crystal is so much of a wuss at everything (especially horror games) she makes Possums seem like brave Spartan warriors. She's also so plain that she probably eats at Olive Garden for all meals of the day.

Your smile so bright, self-driving cars think you an oncoming vehicle. 🥁

My roast submission. I hope you like it. Ingredients ▢ 6 pound rib prime rib roast ▢ 4 tablespoons dijon mustard ▢ 3 tablespoons olive oil ▢ 5 garlic cloves, chopped fine ▢ 1 tablespoon kosher salt ▢ 1 tablespoon freshly ground pepper ▢ 1/4 cup chopped fresh herbs, I use rosemary, sage and thyme ▢ 1 cup sour cream ▢ 1/4 cup prepared horseradish ▢ 1 1/2 tablespoons dijon mustard ▢ 1 teaspoon champagne vinegar ▢ 1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce ▢ 1/2 tablespoon fresh chopped chives ▢ salt and pepper to taste Equipment ▢ 1 roasting pan Instructions In a small bowl, combine the dijon, olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper and herbs in a bowl. Place the rib roast in a large roasting pan, bone side down, and spread the mustard/herb rub thickly all over the surface of the roast. Transfer to the refrigerator and chill for 1 hour or overnight. Remove the roast from the refrigerator and allow to rest at room temperature two hours prior to roasting. Preheat the oven to 500 degrees and place the oven rack to the second lowest position. Roast the meat for 30 minutes and then reduce the heat to 325 degrees. Continue roasting for approximately another hour and 30 minutes or until the internal temperature reaches 125 degrees on a meat thermometer (for medium-rare). Remove the meat from the oven and let rest for 30-40 minutes covered with foil. While the meat is resting, whisk together the sour cream, horseradish, dijon, vinegar, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper and chives. Move the meat to a cutting board for carving and serve with the sauce.

every day im left amazed by your drip collection

i really liked the outfit personally, it's cool!

9:30 From the front, you look like my sister's Barbie doll after she got creative with scissors. Jokes aside your hair had me tripping for a little bit.

2:54 I’m so disappointed they didn’t take the opportunity to use “the bee’s knee’s”

(disclaimer, this roast is made because we your viewers care for you, and you asked for it): Your hair clipped up combined with fancy jewelry makes you look like a Karen, like you want to see Rick Astley's Manager.

the roast - love the look a real proto-karen style

We’re collecting the damb boogaloo crystals

You've already burned your bread so that's enough roasting for a while.

Obligatory roast: The Kitty Cat Detective Hat looks more like a ferret But unfortunately it can't help Crystahl ferret out any actual detective skills.

I can't wait until Light Boogaloo and Darkness Boogaloo!

You're a highly creative and talented person, your videos bring a lot of people joy. Boom! Roasted.

Damn that outfit is sick, I'm sure it could look great.

14:36 HECK YEAH! DEVIL SURVIVOUR FTW!

Can't believe someone actually took that one-and-done bit from Adventure Time about the Ice King having a bubble-butt and just rolled with it... Whoever they are, they have my utmost respect

45 of these You Laugh You Lose videos, and you have lost every single one. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GAMER!

Every time when crystal does one of these videos i always admire her sense of fashion at the start of each video

You want a roast , here’s a roast. Girl looks like a knock off Princess Diaries on clearance😂😂😂 (But In all seriousness, you slay that outfit and are wonderful! Nice video❤)

Thank you Tion.

Never expected to see Bdubs in one of these...but it is his best dab! XD

Your outfit reminds me of a friend who reads tarot, love it!

awarding a cop gigachad of the week is the least gigachad thing a person can do so congrats

16:04 You picked the WRONG house, Kiryu-chan~!

You're too beautiful (That's the only way I can roast you, with kindness Keep up the good work, you're making my day so much better

Here's a roast: I find it ironic every time you wear the kitty cat detective hat, cuz you're always so clueless. Let me redeem myself saying how BLESSED your outfit of the week is. More goth Crystahl plzzz!

Crystahl's brain when it comes to remember that it's a You laugh, you *lose* challenge: Being an orange cat like the one from her first video for us of this week and waiting for the shared braincell forever

18:30 didnt expect a @neocranium clip to show up

We just went from sims 2 to to sims 3 LMAO Crystal, now with burnt GPU flavour.

Lmao that roast, spot on.

16:57 believe it or not, that was a random wrestling match, completely unaffiliated with Yakuza/Like A Dragon lol. Lost my damn mind watching Mr. 10-year-joint himself pop up randomly on my feed lmao.

9:25 Well my best roast is a sirloin roast. You mash up garlic cloves and tarragon. Blend in salt, pepper, and tallow together. Coat your whole roast and bake at 375F until 130F internal temperature. Then broil on high for 7 minutes. Rest for 15 minutes and serve with roasted potatoes and cauliflower over a roux cheese sauce.

My roast in two words: Discount SSSniperwolf

You're welcome for that magikarp clip 😏😏😏

I watch this series every weeks how come it's still not in my recommended and I have to look for it every time ?

The Wong Fook Hing Book Store reminds me of the warehouse I used to pass on the train into school: Hung Gay Vegetable Imports.

Woah nice outfit this week! You styling! 9:37 Whoops I meant you’re NOT styling. Uh you don’t look like a Sim! You look like an NPC…? 14:53 Congrats, it is the closest you’ve been!

Crystahl went from a sim character to a 90s European dancer

Shot hair, wow that's so cool!😲

Roast: Vorsprung durch Technik If you know you know

For context to the clip at 16:55 and the image, yes, that is Nishiki, specifically it's PS2 OG Kiwami Nishiki. In that game, there's English Dub which has aged... poorly in some aspects, but Nishiki in that has a line where he tells Kiryu "10 years in the joint made you a f*cking p*ssy". It's actually really funny and has become a bit of a meme lol

3:08 that's sellsword arts! Great source for HEMA knowledge (Historical European Martial Arts, or sword nerd shit, which I love), comparing videogames to irl fighting, and just funny content.

Crystaahhl, for your next YLYL content, please be the whole "Lethal Company" comp

For the roast thing: You are always, without fail, in a constant resting "I'm tired of being a content creator" face, and it shows in your content

The Bdubs jumpscare lmao

You see those rings on your necklace? Those will be the only commitment rings you will get You said roast so here is my best shot. Sorry i love you and your videos.

I enjoyed Wakonda Crystahl

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I don't roast, I microwave.

Great video, as always. Could someone please tell me where to find that Lethal Company ladder video, I need that to share with my gamer group but I can't find it anywhere. xD

That too is so fucking cute .. I was quite shocked to see that.. I want now LMFAO

Here is my roast. You're prediction are like Majima sanity, gone overboard

A roast? You sure? Ok. You look like what happens when you click "Randomize" on a Bethesda character creation screen. But you are funny so I still watch.

18:26 This Resident Evil clip was made by the KZfaqr NeoCranium.

Love your style

I love your hair.

The roast: Your boyfriend is still livelier than you while being a cardboard cutout.

18:30 That was RE 4 Remake :] Also the fabulous animation is made by NeoCranium. Dude just decides to make super high quality animations in every single video for the sake of gay antics, it's great

I don't know how this week's theory somehow involved cats. The picture was right there and everything. How'd you miss the anteaters?

4:20 As someone who's been cut digging razor clams, this stressed me the fuck out.

your outfit slaps tbh

Nice Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson cosplay.

here's a roast for ya; the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome, and yet every episode, you put the cat detective hat on once more

09:25 - welp, you heard the lady folks *finish her*

I like your Hairstyle Crystal!

Roast: It’s all been downhill since the wrong shape in square hole video.

You look like one of the cool teachers.

Finally Shinobu is here in all her “ka-ka” glory, she might not quite be best girl but def best relationship with Araragi throughout the series for me

Watery boogaloo ? What's next windy boogaloo?

*ahem* **bread** Shocker i know XD

This is my roast, I mean no offense, I just wanna try: With the consistency of your outfits, it's hard to tell if you're wearing a celeb's wardrobe or their throw-outs But, seriously, your outfits are always on-point, I'm jealous~

The Like A Dragon Street Fight was from the same wrestling company, but that wasn't part of it. Here's a link to the full match if you're interested: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/obhhp85-zMDUZHU.html

I liked the outfit you wore today, simple but pretty

Roast? Okay. Your outfits look like they were designed by Edna Mode, if she had dementia.

A sim with a different expansion pack

15:21 I don't watch bdubs that often and I was surprised to see him

Drip is on point as usual.

Here's My Roast: Goro Akechi will never love you.

HAH HERE'S MY BEST ROAST You're cute

i am contractually obligated to inform you all that the op for the re4 animation is neocranium

That's a nice top, did you get a discount for the missing shoulders?

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