the friend i hooked up with was not phoenix can that conspiracy END

Noah: I will NEVER put anything in my mouth that doesnt belong there Also noah: *sends an electric current through his mouth*

Y'all ever think about how weird kissing is. Like touching someone else's mouth with your mouth is a sign of affection. And touching tongues is extreme affection. Are we sure aliens are the weird ones

“There could be SEVERAL fish down there” he’s not wrong

Best time of the week when you hear ‘hEllo underachievers’

idk why but the fact that you attached crocodile clips to your braces literally made me laugh so much

“I think their nice, their squishy, their good to sit on” why does just that part sound like a chair not a but

I have a bank account that I can use when I’m 18 I’m supposed to use the money for something like uni or to buy a car but................... I’m saving it for surgery!

noah: *actually exposes birth name quickly like a boss* everyone: i-is this allowed- (he later said he lied btw lol)

It's none of my business but it's your face for twenty minutes so it's worth it

Noah = Awkward Questions = Weird KZfaq = Strange Hotel = Trivago

15:51 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE IRISH ACCENT ASGFFJJ

Noah please don’t feel like you have to tell us something that personal! make sure that you definitely feel comfortable with it!💗💗

no one: noah: I CANT WALK PROPERLY

*"i for one don't really care for butts. they're nice, they're squishy,..they're d- good to sit on"*

did nobody hear the irish accent when he answered "why dont you pack?" @ 15:50 lolol

No need to be scared of the ocean, it’s mostly plastic anyway

I love that scrolling through the comments, you don’t see anyone saying your birth name. That’s amazing, I think it’s because you are so obviously Noah, that everyone was just like “oh” and moved on. 😂

Noah: *gives out birth name and just glides by* Everyone: *stunned silence*

"what is your weirdest kink?" "i dont think any of my kinks are weird" LMFAOOO ME AF even tho some are considered taboo but we wont get into that

"you can learn things and I can say things and thats...how interaction works" YES NOAH YOU HAVE GOT IT...I CAN NOW INTERACT WITH PEOPLE

All this time people have begged for his birth name and he just drops it AND NOBODY CARES! Yall are ruthless

The fact that he says “boogies” is fucking adorable 😂😂😂

I got actual chills when he said his birth name

I literally felt like I got shot when you said your birthname it was weird man

your intro is just therapeutic to me at this point

Noah: I like butts, they're squishy, they're good to sit on Me:*imagining Noah sitting on Corey's butt* huh

“There could be SeVeRAl fish down there!” 😂😂

*i thought the title was clickbate about the birth name and i was w r o n g*

I thought you weren't gonna reupload VICTORY FOR THE PEOPLE !!!

My teacher literally told the whole class “Don’t put them on your braces”

11:24 HEY WAIT I WASN’T READY-

hey noah i think it’s Pretty Odd. that you have vinyls hanging on your wall😳

No one: Noah: i dONT EAT MY BOOGIES

The worst is when you have a panic attack in the ocean where you can't stand because of the ocean and you can't breathe and you try to get up but you can't move and you're panicking and your friends are trying to help you but you're shaking and crying and when you finally got out you are bleeding from your knees because you scraped them on sharp stones

Noah suits you far more than your birth name and I’m glad that you’re making it on KZfaq so frickin proud xxx

i genuinely appreciate you being so honest and open online it’s really refreshing to see

the pretty odd albums back up, good job

It's disgusting that people have assaulted you at meet ups. It's an awesome thing that you've organised for fans and even if it's rare, it should never happen. I'm sorry you've had to deal with that dude. You're an awesome guy and even if you were single, people have no right to be so predatory. People truly are dicks sometimes.

"My birth name is Olivia" two seconds later "I don't lie about anything" another video "I've lied about my birth name being Olivia" (not saying he has to say his birth name I just find it ironic)

I missed your comments about the ocean. I remember your words “95% of the ocean it's undiscovered. Why would I submerge my body in a place...” and making anxious gests hahshahaha

This got deleted, but glad it was uploaded again.

Crocodile clips on braces?? *well I know what IM doing for my next physics lesson :)*

"I feel like Urban Dictionary is the best source." Said no one ever

also your armpit hair ahh!!! ok that sounded weirder than it was meant to be

Big y e e t!- I got so confused when I got the notif but when I pressed on it it was removed sksksk

Me: *sees the pretty. odd vinyl in the back* Also me: *SCREECH* HEY MOON PLEASE FORGET TO FALL DOoOoWnN.

Noah: hello underachievers! Me: nice pits

I love being insulted every time I click on your videos it makes me happy to hear it from you

big up for sharing ur bname tbh, must have taken a lotta guts x

"My birth name is Oliva" *20 Seconds Later* "I don't lie about anything"

First video I’ve ever watched of yours, I love your panic and mcr vinyls!

Just imagined you meeting a new person and greeting them with “hello underachiever”

James Charles: hey sisters. Noah: hello underachievers. *lmao*

Your first kiss/boyfriend sounds oddly similar to mine. Except mine had an audience. He also sent his friend the next day to break up with me.

YOU are hilarious. Finally, a breath of fresh air. Talking about basically anything & making it easy to speak about. Speaking about most of the videos iv just watched! New sub mate :) hello from Canada 🙋🏼‍♂️

nobody: noah: **grabs crocodile clips and puts them on braces to see if the light will turn on**

Ya know how you said you clipped crocodile clips on your braces and got shocked/electrified? *That’s how I, and probably all your fans felt when you said your deadname*. I thought it’d be a scam and you wouldn’t rly say it, so I didn’t skip, although I should have, but it just felt like I was sHoT when you said it- Noah is such a better name for a gOd like you-

I watch your videos after work everynight and they honestly are the best, they get me through the worst days because of the vibe and content you give out.

Noah your hilarious honesty reminds me to cherish life and all worthwhile about it. You share what matters most and what you're comfortable in sharing and that's what I've come to love about you.

It’s kinda funny, I met your channel during the bottom growth video and I genuinely thought you were born male and I had no clue what bottom growth was but after you educated me I figured I out. Good on you Noah!

noah's moment about how he feels about butts is amazing

I like your teeth, smile and how much you share your life experiences even if the topic hard to talk about. Your channel is ( in my opinion) going to save lives and give others the confidence to speak up so they can become their authentic self.

I continue to think it is great that you express your feelings and not only that but your opinions.

I’m really proud of you Noah! It’s really nice of you to tell this information, but you didn’t have to

A 20 min video? Noah has blessed us again

I don't know how I have found your post. But I have as I am commenting. What a lovely bubbly confident guy you are. I am a 67yr old married man. What an inspiration to many people thst are considering transitioning. All the very best to you and your boyfriend for your future happiness. Greetings from Spain. PS. You remind me of a young Tom Daley.

Noah’s ascent and personality is literally the cutest. 💕

I don't know if I'm just out of it but you seem so much more excited and hyper 💞 probably bc these questions are so personal 😂😭😭

i love the vinyls hanging on your wall especially pretty odd such a good album :)

He’s so cuteeee ugh I love him. WE love how quirky he is

I honestly don't know why but your videos have a very different vibe than any other video ive watched. That's not a bad thing, its actually rlly good cause your videos are just so calming and i feel rlly relaxed watching them.

B R O NOAH JUST QUICKLY SKIPPED OVER THAT BIRTH NAME THING omfg 🤣🤣🤣

Hi i clicked first when you deleted it thank you for uploading this😘 you are brave!

I've never wanted to share stories with a person more in my life! What a terrific person ❤

It’s crazy seeing how far you’ve come from being a hardcore Ryden Stan honestly lol 😂

Hey, we have the same deadname! This made me cry for some reason lmao

When he said "a picture of my bare arse" I could stop laughing

I haven't been on KZfaq in a while so this is the first video of yours I've watched for a few months and your VOICE wow man you sound amazing

This really is so brutally honest , I applaud him for being so open and vulnerable with his thoughts and opinions. It's refreshing and feels very 1-on-1

I never get bored watching your videos I love them

I prefer not to knows trans people's birth name. I didn't expect you'd actually answer, or I'd have skipped it. The more I know I shouldn't be thinking about something, the harder it is to stop, and you can't just unlearn information. Anyway, loved the video, love you, keep being great! 😊

This is the first video i’m watching and ngl... I’m loving this chaotic energy 😍🥰

I just discovered him to night at about 8pm and have watched him now and the time is 9am. I have learned I love him so freaking much

I understand people being curious but why the hell would you actually want to know the dead name of a trans person. It makes no sense to me. I don't think people really understand the meaning of boundaries.

After watching a lot of his old videos and than watching this one Noah just seems so much happier and this change makes me happy, in the older videos it was like he was trying to look happy but in this video he seems genuinely excited to make a video.

You are an extraordinary person. I don't even have words. Mindbogglingly intelligent and far more together than you sometimes project. I'm speechless.

argh i can literally see how much youve changed not transition wise but just as a person its so cool

Dude I cackled so many times in this video. Also I think it’s pretty rad that you feel comfortable enough to share your birth name, that must have been a big deal for you.

I’m a new subscriber. Your videos are very cool and you have a lot of charisma. I wanted to say I know some people might criticize you for answering heavy sexual questions but as someone who hasn’t had any trans friends in his life (that I know of anyway), I find your videos very informative and answer a lot of questions that people might otherwise be afraid to ask you in public so I think that’s a wonderful thing you’re doing. Thanks for being so open! Have a great day 👍🏻😊

I actually love your channel the fact that you move so much it's not boring its more entertaining 😂💕

I've been watching your videos for some years and honestly, I like how your videos came to be so different, i mean more matured, idk, (it does make sense sinse you and we all are still growing as humans...but anyway) the way you talk is more chill and you aren't mean or anything, I appreciate to see the changes in your existence. That's all, hope you're having a gr8 day.

my name is the biggest dysphoria for me so even hearing you say yours really took me surprise damn :0

Noah: "I don't lie about anything" Also Noah: "My birth name is Olivia."

Dear, Noah I am so glad I was informed of your channel I find you to be so real and talented, and your candor is so special and refreshing in todays world. I wish for you all the best life has to offer. Peace.

This randomly came up in my suggested Bro the amount of confidence you have to just throw your birth name out there 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 respect

Love the fact that ur being truly honest tho. And yeah some questions are just questions you wouldnt even answer to a friend so why dump it on the internet.

OOOOO you re uploaded it also ily

*every singles second NOAH SPEAKS... IS ANOTHER SECOND I FALL EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH HIM*

I discovered you by accident but you are brilliant the way you are honest about yourself and share i'm sure it helps a lot of people out there... good on you