David vs. Goliath | Christian Comedy | Bible Skits | Funny TikToks TikTok: @chrischris011
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@Vbanks83 Жыл бұрын
“Filthy Philistine?! You’re about to Feel This Sting “😂😂😂
@adriennesimpkins2275 Жыл бұрын
Oooh them fightin words right there! This gettin' good😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JessicaTayB Жыл бұрын
Amen 🤣
@simplyameeraj Жыл бұрын
💀
@kerrymartin7557 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tamaraward964 Жыл бұрын
😅
@alispa3 Жыл бұрын
Laughs in KJV 😂
@stephlon6757 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@maemae. Жыл бұрын
Liiiike! 😂😂😂
@ClaritiesSincerities Жыл бұрын
I thought thats what I heard… Ayy somebody gettin they doctrine from the legit source!!😂
@IdaAJ Жыл бұрын
Yes!! I cracked right there😄😄😄😄
@oonlg8959 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@quittingforgood_ Жыл бұрын
“In the name of the God of Israel, I will mop the flo’ w you!” Had me dying 😂😂
@lelouchvibritannia2327 Жыл бұрын
I know you can call me a party pooper but I have to say this to kindly remind you: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain."
@treasure2744 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂LAWD HAM-MERSAYYY 😂😂😂... THAT PART... THIS IS SOOOO FREAKING FUNNY 😂😂😂
@vrishankkanagala1514 Жыл бұрын
@@lelouchvibritannia2327 It wasn’t used in vain though
@lelouchvibritannia2327 Жыл бұрын
@@vrishankkanagala1514 what glory can one bring to the Lord by mopping the floor with their fellow?
@vrishankkanagala1514 Жыл бұрын
@@lelouchvibritannia2327 He was doing to prove our God is the best God.
@movingforward789 Жыл бұрын
I’m over here, 40 years old, heard this story hundreds of times, laughing my head off talking about, “Go David!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
@sshadia80 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@tttaaannn1 Жыл бұрын
Same! 😂😂😂
@melliemel32 Жыл бұрын
Me too!! Get him David!!!👊🏽👊🏽☝🏽🙏🏽✝️
@vmaultsby9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@OakesPrincess Жыл бұрын
"It's the slingshots for me..." lol 😆
@sshadia80 Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@understandingiskey401 Жыл бұрын
Yesssss! #Headshots💫 lol
@mylegacytransformed Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@patiencehessew1130 Жыл бұрын
😆
@WiseArkAngel Жыл бұрын
(Proceeds to get folded like an omlette)
@mindyhoward1505 Жыл бұрын
"We sturdy over here" 😂😂
@blue12night2 Жыл бұрын
That part got me
@Ms.Divine202410 ай бұрын
1k like. Frt true
@caressowens92805 ай бұрын
)XD
@thealfarokids Жыл бұрын
As someone who uses KJV, I can confirm Goliath's laugh is genuine
@marcosarreguin8146 Жыл бұрын
Yea I use the KJV as well 😂😂
@fortunatelivingrn Жыл бұрын
😂
@JessicaTayB Жыл бұрын
Amen
@MrsSmith-ti2gn Жыл бұрын
😆🤣!!
@michaelsherron7815 Жыл бұрын
The BEST version of the Bible for studying the Word of God
@danielleking8920 Жыл бұрын
Goliath was talking a lot of smack 🤣
@strategist75110 ай бұрын
Till his forehead got smack
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
"We sturdy over here..."
@lexi10ac7 ай бұрын
Nah fr tho 😂
@JoesphKolbe13 Жыл бұрын
David wants all the smoke 😭😭😭
@dollrose3085 Жыл бұрын
This is amazingly tabs funny 😄 love ❤️ it! Great job!!! 👏🏻
@shakira1702 Жыл бұрын
The flute music 😂
@Ax.DaEdge Жыл бұрын
You got a good 👂 Did not pick up on that.😃
@Ovalon_Dastardia Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣💯
@BarbaraBe11a. Жыл бұрын
Good ear. Made it even funnier lmaoo 😂
@davisclan476 Жыл бұрын
🤣😭😭😭😭I didn't even hear it til now
@sunnyhunn9315 Жыл бұрын
For real 😂
@ladonnahorne4483 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 "In the name of the God of Israel, I will mop the flo' with you." "It's the slingshot for me."
@HumbleSpeaker8 Жыл бұрын
"Come on, run up" 😂😂. I watched this atleast 5 times. A good clean laugh.
@tamarajackson6080 Жыл бұрын
“Woooh them fighting words right there!” 😂
@st1010 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shaunaholmes6561 Жыл бұрын
Messy people always got something to say
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
Somebody being nosy be like:
@Hinatachan360 Жыл бұрын
Legend is that David had 5 stones for his sling because Goliath had 4 brothers. David had smoke for all of them.
@SusieQ3 Жыл бұрын
Goliath had 4 son's, just as big as him.
@tracysharp1361 Жыл бұрын
And they all ended up dead by David's greatest Warriors! 🤣🤣
@tammyrogers9129 Жыл бұрын
It's Biblical, not a legend.
@danieljoseph2617 Жыл бұрын
@@tammyrogers9129You're right brother, it's truth not myth!
@IsraelCountryCube Жыл бұрын
@@danieljoseph2617 sister**
@tiftif9985 Жыл бұрын
Not “we sturdy over here”😂🤣😭 Took Me All Thee Way Out!!
@IDontGotThis Жыл бұрын
Best part was it wasn't even a slingshot. It was a sling. Dude put a rock in some cloth and still flung it so hard and accurate it took him out
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
But at close range (i.e. within 200 m or 700 feet) it would be comparable to a .44 Magnum!
@deer9311 Жыл бұрын
“Somebody being nosy”🤣🤣🤣I LOVE LOVE LOVE your videos!!!!!!
@rogersmith7475 Жыл бұрын
That part
@silindokuhlekubheka5137 Жыл бұрын
Thank u so much for clear Bible based comedy. Much love for u my son. God bless you
@zinhlemkhize2332 Жыл бұрын
It's so accurate and timeless, just how the Word be
@MercyAlwyz23 Жыл бұрын
“Come on, run up” 😂😅
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
"I got you- I got your *rocks!* "
@mitza1117 Жыл бұрын
Oh man i just found your channel. I'm over here cracking up !! We need more Christians channels like this. Amen🙏👍
@erickawilliams7660 Жыл бұрын
AMEN🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏 WHAT A NICE CHANGE!! THANK YOU
@strawbearries0_0 Жыл бұрын
It's interesting to see that Already the battle was won spiritualy, when David spoke and said I come in the name of the LORD .the other part was just a formality 😂
@sheilayoung90826 ай бұрын
RIGHT ✅!!💯😁😁😁
@rebekahcolours4954 Жыл бұрын
"It's the slingshot for me." 💀
@sherefulkam288510 ай бұрын
the everything a dollar store
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
But seriously- within about 700 feet (200 meters) it would've been as bad as a .44 Magnum!
@jordanc.3148 Жыл бұрын
"Who sittin' down now?!!!!" 😂 love it!!!!
@victordeere4688 Жыл бұрын
I appreciated that this is on par with the actual biblical story! Including the subtle “am I a dog” 😂
@Ax.DaEdge Жыл бұрын
Yup, details!! 💯
@DM_21 Жыл бұрын
This young man is HYSTERICAL!
@treco2583 Жыл бұрын
“Who’s sitting down, now?” ❤ … 😂😂😂
@Torikaro.Edits_7 ай бұрын
That line has hilarious! And he said it so aggressively too 🤣
@samuraijedi1669 Жыл бұрын
"Boy you're bout to feel this sting!" *pulls out sword in sheath*
@daylightangel1494 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahah @ the person being nosy. This is so cute.
@queenj.8i895 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mickeysmouse5841 Жыл бұрын
You got the whole entire family in heaven in stitches
@LLamaNPajama Жыл бұрын
Laughs in kjv😂😂😂
@crystalandrews8393 Жыл бұрын
that's the best part of the whole thing!😂😂😂
@23dynesha Жыл бұрын
It’s always a instigator😭😭😂😂just nosy🧐I can’t with that sling shot😂
@LIH1624 Жыл бұрын
I really love this clip, it makes me laugh and takes me back to scripture!
@tatendadune171 Жыл бұрын
David had vision. He was gonna cut him, mop the floor with his head, and feed him to the angry birds. 😆
@hannahbroome5714 Жыл бұрын
“I got your rocks” this is great! 😂
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
"I got you. I got your *rocks!* " *rock proceeds to fly out at around 100 mph ~ 40ish m/s*
@masifarris4164 Жыл бұрын
"Ooooo them fighting words right there"
@oparoc Жыл бұрын
"In the name of the God of Israel, Imma mop the floor with you..." Giving me a new way to command them demons to get out of my business 😃
@ClaireOSullivanAuthor3 ай бұрын
🤣
@marthaadior4597 Жыл бұрын
I also laugh in KJV i thought i was the only one... in fact i was laughing in KJV at this video... keep it up chris🤣🤣🤣
@christinacarlin9822 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😇😇😇😇
@ArmyScoutMom Жыл бұрын
When the stone thumps him in the head I fell over!!! 😂😂😂
@lindamcduffie907 Жыл бұрын
that part had me 😭😭can't stop laughing
@iamaroyalpriesthood Жыл бұрын
I do, I want all the smoke lol. This is a magnificent idea to bring the word to life in this day and time I love it 💕💕💕
@hamiljohns9376 Жыл бұрын
David: "You filthy Philistine!" Goliath: "You're about to feel-this-sting!" 🤣🤣🤣
@Libra10guti Жыл бұрын
👏🏼😂😂 We love these videos. My kids have been playing your Bible videos nonstop. Thanks for these!
@Ax.DaEdge Жыл бұрын
Love this!!!💜💜💜💜 This is how I think & pray😂😂😂😂. David FLOORED him😂😂
@shelbysilverstein Жыл бұрын
David went clean upside Goliath’s head with a smooth stone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tammyrogers9129 Жыл бұрын
Y'all are hilarious! I love these little short videos!
@dawnwilliams3918 Жыл бұрын
I will use "In the name of the God of Israel I will mop the flo wit you"!
@warrior4christ902 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂…how do you laugh in KJV? This is priceless!!!
@Journeytoelelyon__777 Жыл бұрын
That must've been the most jaw dropping moment in their time, David really dropped him with a pebble😂
@achjah00 Жыл бұрын
I love these ❤❤❤❤ and your interpretation is amazing. Thank you
@MrKC23 Жыл бұрын
Love the translation! "Goliath laughs in KJV English"
@b0nDsErv4nt Жыл бұрын
Ok I seen enough. I'M SUBSCRIBING!
@lea1luv3 ай бұрын
“you gone feel-this-sting” mannnn that was clever 😭😭😭😭😭
@Acts-1915 Жыл бұрын
"...I want ALL the smoke!" Got me! 🤣🤣❤
@danielellis3335 Жыл бұрын
😂"Laughs in KJV" yoooo
@kw9568 Жыл бұрын
It's the sling shot for me! 😅
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
"Boy, sit down." "I got you." And as far as I remember, all David was there for was to drop off lunch for his brothers! The reason the battle had been at a stalemate was (according to "Sergio and Rhoda In Israel") that the first team to cross the stream where David got his handful of rocks would be at an automatic disadvantage- at that time of year, it would be flooding! One part that really gets me is earlier in the story: Saul lets him try some of the armor on. (verse 32) David be like: "I can barely move in this- but (verses 36-37) I don't actually need it." [progress into the video at about verse 42]
@jackiebuhle Жыл бұрын
"It's the slingshot for me" 😂😂😂😂😂This guyyy
@vanessanieves6424 Жыл бұрын
Is the “Laughs in KJV” for me 😭
@jackhaeger421 Жыл бұрын
Mad talent love it! ☀️
@ivanrosario2143 Жыл бұрын
OMG!!! Chris Chris!! Thanks for all the Talent!!! God bless and continue to Be Light!!
@jaqeese Жыл бұрын
"I will mop the flor' wit you" loool
@user-fj5es2ic3d Жыл бұрын
"someone being nosy" is an icing on the cake,or should I say skit🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
@ChronoGXay Жыл бұрын
“laughs in KJV” 😂
@elviremerrelle Жыл бұрын
New subscriber alert 🚨‼️ I can not get enough of the videos 😂😂
@chantellrenee793611 ай бұрын
Him pulling the sword from his shield and the toy sling shot took me out 🤣😭😭🤣😭
@f.i.t.momchallenge8885 Жыл бұрын
Omg! I needed this laugh today. 😂 I pray this young man stays anointed in his christian comedy
@teamjesus2661 Жыл бұрын
Love it! Absolutely brilliant! I like the nosy person part..but there were so many parts I liked, well done! God bless!
@CIAragDe Жыл бұрын
This is the most real way to do Bible stories
@Justgeedoingme2786 Жыл бұрын
Thank you young man! God continue to bless you!!!
@Liz2fyne Жыл бұрын
I love this so much, I am a 13 yer old struggling with following/obeying god. I been a Christian all my church and I go to church very often but i would say Im a little over lukewarm with Jesus and these skits just makes everything better. Is there anything anyone can tell me so I can get over my fear of God coming too soon because over the past few days i have been struggling with 'what if its too late' 'what if i hear depart from me as i never knew you" Also thank you !!
@ClaireOSullivanAuthor3 ай бұрын
If you have to ask 'what if it's too late,' you are "not gonna be late." I think all Christians feel the same from time to time. But if you're worried, it means you're with Him, and He never ever leaves you, nor will He forsake you. Keep yourself in the Word everyday and just talk to Him. He hears your prayers - and collects your tears in a bottle, did you know that? I'll wave at you in the cloud as we both speed our way up in the Rapture. You're good! Oh my gosh, I didn't realize this was a year old... ! Hope you are well and God bless!
@amberlynfaulstich7134 Жыл бұрын
It’s the “Whose sitting down now?” for me🤣
@TheNongrandma.grandma Жыл бұрын
Its the sword for me 😂 this is a piece of art.
@mekdes_woldu Жыл бұрын
"sit down on that rock right there" 😭😂
@drawingmania09 Жыл бұрын
"is the slingshot for me"😂😂
@melissaray6840 Жыл бұрын
" I will most the floor with you "🤣🤣🤣
@Nuke_Hunter Жыл бұрын
By the way its mop not most😂
@joannriggsby2088 Жыл бұрын
I love yawls funny videos. They are right on point.
@keniacorniel-dipiglia2620 Жыл бұрын
Very talente young man ❤
@marywalker4441 Жыл бұрын
You are doing EXACTLY what my hubby and I talk about a LOT! Retelling stories of the bible so these modern kids can understand and it's great entertainment! LOL! Love this so much!
@anessachadis5051 Жыл бұрын
I looooooove these!!!
@nemoexnuqual3643 Жыл бұрын
I always thought David asking Saul to go fight Goliath was such a kid conversation. Sails like “stand down kid, don’t you have some matchbox cars or something?” And David says “I can do it, I guard sheep all the time.” Then Saul basically says “ok kid, it’s your funeral,” and puts armor on David but it’s too heavy so David strips it off and finds some pretty rocks.
@thelastshadowpigz Жыл бұрын
Contrary to popular belief, David wasn't a young kid. The Hebrew word used to describe him is "na'ar" which is more comparable to the English word "knave". Basically he could have been anywhere from 16-25 just inexperienced with war. As for the stones, slingers were an actual part of an army. Basically they would launch cannonball sized stones into the enemies' armie. A lot more effective against shields than arrows. Not trying to be "that guy," but it's important to not embrace watered down stories.
@doeway913 Жыл бұрын
Good to know these things both of you thank you. Comments lead to more answers thanks
@nemoexnuqual3643 Жыл бұрын
@@thelastshadowpigz yes a boy was below the Israel selective service age of 25 but we have some clues like the armor being too big and heavy for him. This suggests a younger teen to me. I do have to disagree with you on the sling issue though. The Scottish had a weapon kind of like you are describing but it was an area weapon for use against a line and the entirety of the sling was released, these are also people who threw logs at enemies, but the idea that David found 5 8lb rocks and put them in his pouch seems pretty unlikely, can you image 40Lbs of stone in a pouch hung off a belt made of rope! Also although Goliath was a big guy a cannon ball sized stone would be to big to sink into anyones forehead. It would crush a head. A Shepard’s sling was a small game weapon, true they weren’t pebbles but closer to golf ball size is likely. If you have ever used an actual sling you’ll see that too big of a rock and it is way to hard to swing, the knot would be difficult to hold between the thumb and forefinger and the finger loop would be quite dangerous. It is likely the reason David carried the sling was to get birds and small animals for his lunch, too big a stone and your lunch is ruined. Notice when he described protecting his sheep from predators he doesn’t mention his sling, and instead says he seized it by its fur and “struck it,” if a sling was typically considered adequate for dangerous game hunting certainly the safety of a ranged weapon would have been preferable. Notice how slings aren’t mentioned anywhere else in the Bible as a combat weapon. Bows, swords, knives, shields, and spears are. The reason David slaying Goliath was such a big deal is that killing an enemy combatant with a Shepard’s sling was a miracle and that degree of force could only be achieved through the power of God.
@wyattstevens85747 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure selective service was at 20. (Num. 1: "603,550 men... *20* and older" at the end of the first census)
@kerrymartin7557 Жыл бұрын
It's the "laughs in KJV" for me!😂😂😂
@mishmish6299 Жыл бұрын
The nosy person gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just over there instigating!!
@tufftiff9217 Жыл бұрын
"whos sittin down now"! 😅
@seekingthekingdomfirst8089 Жыл бұрын
Goliath of course 😂😂😂😂
@tufftiff9217 Жыл бұрын
@@seekingthekingdomfirst8089 😅 too funny
@Ax.DaEdge Жыл бұрын
Yup!! He took that seat!😂😂
@tufftiff9217 Жыл бұрын
@@Ax.DaEdge 😅. Have u also seen his hallelujah roll call? Classic
@JustShannaBE Жыл бұрын
It's the laughs in KJV for me
@Pearl_12475 ай бұрын
"Laughs in KJV" "It's the slingshot for me" 😂😂😂😂😂
@janetlew8023 Жыл бұрын
I’m dying !! Keep the videos up people need to know Christians aren’t all stuck up judgmental people unfortunately a lot of people claim God but don’t Know Him and I’m loving your videos bringing the laughter and joy back into knowing God the way God intended His people to be
@ethelbrown4629 Жыл бұрын
I want all the smoke.
@raquelchildofthemosthighgo3546 Жыл бұрын
I'm Loving what you are doing brother✝️❣️✝️
@erickawilliams7660 Жыл бұрын
LOVE UR PARABLES!! HAPPY TO SEE AND HEAR ABOUT CHRIST! HE LIVES🙏🙏🙏
@ProphetessCassandraBatiste Жыл бұрын
I just want people to know that God has a sense of humor 😂!!! Love it hunny 🤗🙏💖!!
@catrinaa4315 Жыл бұрын
U made my morning with this!! ❤
@laneshanelloms Жыл бұрын
This was funny😂😂 Who’s sitting down now?!😂
@Ax.DaEdge Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Cause Goliath basically told him " Boy go take a seat! Take everyone ah them seats"😂😂😂😂...or Rocks.
@RepentTimeIsAtHand Жыл бұрын
Thank you so very much! I truly needed this today as I am being attacked harshly by the enemy right now and the Heavenly Father sent this to me. Please pray for my little grandson and me...God knows the circumstances. Praise be to the God of our Salvation! In Jesus name
@wandat5042 Жыл бұрын
what a blessing you are! I grew up on traditional teaching/songs that as a child, to me meant boring.. Is amazingly fresh without altering the “truth” may the good lord continue to bless you in JESUS name, Amen
@hopemcintosh6998 Жыл бұрын
I think kids everywhere should watch his Bible shorts…they are everything!😂