The difference between an old woman and a young one is you have to fight the young one for sex. The old one accepts that all you want is sex, and is grateful she is able to get it.

When Patrice speaks, we listen

Kid: I broke up with a cougar. I’m homeless now it’s terrible Radio hosts: 😂😂😂😂😂

"Old white woman or oats being thrown out of a helicopter" God damn it Patrice 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was in my 20’s and hooked up with a chick who as in her mid/late 40’s. That chick was DOWN. Anything you wanted in the sack, there was no hesitation or modesty.

This is kinda what Chris Rock said about marriage where it shouldn't be for life marriage should be like a driver's license 5 years to renew

2:25 Patrice : I've read a book about the Masai tribe. O&A : what's it about? Patrice : the name of the book is ” Masai tribe ouch”😂

As a white dude who has lived in Uganda for a year and a half, I can tell you these local guys are crazy for white women. They beg me to hook them up. I honestly don't know many whites here but a couple. I show my friends (who are in their late 20's and good looking) a photo of a braud that's in her mid 40's and a 5 on the best day and they're begging to meet her! I'm like wtf? They want the white chicks and don't care, the girls want the white guys and don't care if he's in his 60's ffs. I dated a girl that was 20 (and hot af) who dated a 60 year old for almost a year. I'm in my mid 40's and date chicks 20-24 typically. They hit on me. So when I see white chicks here they don't even look at me and I don't even look at them because we both know we can get almost any girl/guy we want in these countries and have no interest in a washed up white haha. But it's great here guys. If you're from the west and have a bit of money you can live like a king here. Doesn't matter your race or if you're ugly af you can have an awesome life here with endless sex and partners (literally!).

Ant is naturally funny. He and Patrice together, pure Magic.

"Im just gonna start off by saying ima bad baaaad boy" Total silence. LOL

At 6:00 when he said the queen of England was going on a diplomatic mission looking for Forrest Whitaker I was driving and literally thought my life had come to an end.

“She’s a Mougar” he was so quick with it 😂 RIP legend

"Shout out to AARP" - Bronx Johnny This show was amazing

Anthony's laugh is the best. When he truly thinks something is hilarious, it's almost as good as Patrice's laugh. Love these shows.

It's not about integrity. It's about attention. When they are young, they have a vast surplus of attention without trying. So they can claim integrity because they think they will have ever lasting attention with their select choice of the very best. When the attention they thought they'd always have goes away, then they don't have that free reign of choice and they have to actively do something to get the attention they crave. So they turn into low hanging fruit of trips to Africa and calling themselves cougars.

25:31 that right there is why i'm a big Oneal fan man. I always thought he was just fun, but the more I listen to recordings of him...i'm like damn man this dude was so goddamn honest and real it's like a form of enlightnment

We need Patrice so bad these days :/ RIP big boy

The music in the background when Bronx Johnny calls in is epic. I remember that song.

"It's like a turducken" good lord

The fact that I'm kenyan and maasai makes this whole thing hilarious 😂

"Oats being thrown outta of a helicopter" ☠️☠️☠️

I feel enlighten everytime i listened to Patrice

"Don't try and Jazz it up you piece of garbage" - Patrice O'neal

I can believe this, every caller is pure gold 🤣🤣

I'm a little upset that no one picked up on the girl Robin saying she was a virgin when she got married but was always "sexual." WTF does that 🐎 💩 mean?! That was a good 3 min of material all of them could've dismantled systematically.

Been watching a ton of these lately, and it's impressive the amount of dudes who call in and have to justify everything by saying "but she was hot, man!"

Those 'Old Bags' are drier than a bag of flour, and begging to get their 'backs blown out'.

I use to date older women and it's mainly an ego boost for the women. Also never get too emotionally involved with older women. It's just for fun and experience.

Scrolling through the comments is so brutal but it's so hilarious I can't stop laughing how raw men are it's so funny😂😂😂😂😂

Every girl Anthony has ever dated says this same thing to all her friends... 16:41

Yo these videos are gold

Mush factor is some scary nature.

Did my man say he was homeless? Damn son 😅😅😅😅

Not ready for radio Mark....🤣🤣🤣🤣 So I have that to look for to 🤔🤔🤔🤔

"The mush factor", I died 💀

Gotta respect Bronx Johnny, the only one to admit he did it for the money and not try to convince people that the old ladies were “hot.”

"I bet it's like Grape Nuts" - I'm fucking creased rn

The African drum beat in the background. 😂

This was the funniest episode

See what a waste of time dignity is 😂😂

the way Ant says "some of that sex" kills me every time 0:47

Hahahahahahahahaha. He said evey time we got up she made waffles and Pancakes

Legend good one

"From the neck up" lmfao

I'm from Kenya

Catching oatmeal from a helicopter 😭

A Pacemaker! 😂

Bronx Johnny!!! Hahaha. Nice story.

A turducken! 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭☠☠☠☠

So true about wasting time on dignity, but at the same time what to do if you cant find any guys you r attracted to where you live...

"GIANT AFRICAN MEN" LMAO

23:12 Opie - "wait did you say fitteds" (what Patrice and Bronx Johnnie referred fitted hats as) was funny. I'll give it to Opie when it's deserved.

“Shout out to AARP” fucking died.

4:00 WAIT WAIT WAIT what about 'nursin a giant PECKUH'?? Tssss fkn home run Chipperson

For real. I had an older woman teach me "the skill list" when I was younger. But it wasn't as old as these boys 😂

Mush factor 🤣🤣

damn man, that one young dude was living the dream. he really really had ONE JOB

Im learning more than I ever have

7:30 Patrice is right. "30, 31" is old to a Connoisseur of Cooch. It's about the blue book value. Mileage. "Mom" is like a salvaged title. Each kid is different car accident that totalled the frame and they had to rebuild. The day she turned legal was her year fresh on the lot. That's the model number. You got a 19 yr old gf? Then you got a 2020 model. Could still be a salvaged titled with high mileage though. And I'm not just being crass. The mileage isn't just the crude physical aspect. It's the emotional and mental mileage. It adds up quick. Refer to Dave Chappelles Bird Revelation (2018) The Iceberg Slim story details how a biznatch has her expiration date and can't take anymore. Now that's with pimpin and turnin tricks but it's all the same ish different name. A girl that's 24 but has 3 kids and already did every hedonistic act, ran through the hood, the school, their job, and ran through the entire spectrum of a difficult adult life (all the drama), will be at her expiration date. Even at 24 she's a wreck. Literally.

22:00 I need some HATS

“Hard figures are hard to come by...” Apparently not 😈

i had to look up wtf a turducken was holy shit thats amazing

The Mush Factor!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢

That one guy gave a shout out to AARP. LOL

Man my life’s been so boring. I’m 28 and never been with a cougar, let alone many younger women haha 😂

All the O&A it'd never occurred to me that I'll listen to Patrice talking about Kenya..😂😂 I'm from Kenya. When was this btw? I must have been very young when this aired. Edit: just seen the date

When i was in my early 20s i took down a chick in her 40s. That mush factor was a thing.

Masai Louisville slugger 😂😂

What's this talk of tigers and lions on the streets of Kenya 😂😂 wtf

Said John Wayne 😭😭😭

A MILF is not just any woman who happens to be a mother... A MILF is the mother of someone your own age... The term started in high schools based on which of your classmate's mothers you would want to get with. A 30-year-old woman with an infant cannot be a MILF (except to other infants, I guess, technically).

LMAO!

This man Johnny from the Bronx lol

“Shout out AARP”💀

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"The mush factor"

Kenya we still got it 😂

No lie, the host on this show sounds like the guy who hates on his buddies for getting some. Straight no love getting boys

Personal trainer goes big biz, so what do I do now,, just sit there and look handsome dum dum. Lol

We call them sponsors here in Kenya

She's a mougar 😅😅😅 the caller Robin is cool 😅😅😅

Shout out to AARP hahaha they didn't catch that one.

Patrice would love to had roasted the cast on 90 day challenge lol

Did ya'll peep the 'keep that to yourself' at the end? Trying to not get bruh caught up.

Oats being thrown out of a helicopter

28:25 Damn right nothing truer has been said about the mother daughter relationship xD

It is the same thing as when Patrice talking about brazil. It is just the opposite for women when they go to Kenya

15:44 What a CVNT

Shot out to aarp 😆 🤣 😂

The old broads going to Kenya is the same shit as Patrice going to Brazil. No different. Good on them.

In for the money. The end.

Oral treats, I'm done

See though the problem with these guys that were dropped, they have 0 zero!! Self-esteem. They had mommy issues. You gotta own that relationship!

Seems like they hating on the young guy older lady match making. What's the problem. Older ladies are hot. I've been with a 50 yr old who was tight, they are out there. I've been with a 19 yr old who was loose. I realize older women and young girls are different but as long as you treat it, don't pretend it's something it's not. Everyone honest. What's the problem. If she's attractive to you, no need to jump through hoops lying to yourself why you only do it for some other reason.

I been dabbling with cougars lately, I don't do it for any financial gain tho I just need people who can go at it with no fuss and keep going

A mugar!

Bruh mark got roofied

I ain know u had a pet back

Why does Opie try to ruin everything.???

Then why get married if your gonna get tired of me anyways and seek different