Whenever you call someone an asshole, you aren't lying.

"No mom sambucha is kids friendly" Mom:oh really?

"Im 6 foot but only around 8am" "W h a t ?"

*Bro's casually calling everyone an a$$hole*

"Every human started as an anus" I knew it. We all are assholes.

“This is why the human body is amazing” The first fact: 💀💀🤨🤨

Rip to the 4 yrs watching beside their mom 💀

We gotta start putting censored bars on noses in pictures now

Sam really needs a new comment section now

It’s true, the femur is very strong! In year 6, when I was going back to class after my PE lesson, Me and my 2 good friends were behind the rest of the class just messing around and play fighting each other. It was harmless until one of my good friends decides to chuck his *steel* water bottle in my direction. Hits me straight in the leg and I fall on the floor. My friends are panicking like “Are you alright!?” And I just get up and we all just start laughing. It hurt like crap as well but it was hilarious. Then me (who is basically limping) and my friends are walking back to class, everyone ahead of us, and there is just blood drizzling down my leg (I didn’t bother to clean it because i thought it would be funny seeing the utter fear on my classmates faces). The lesson was just about to end so the teachers had us sit outside before we went to class. Everyone else is sitting down and then they see us 3 walking to them. Of course, they all saw blood just going down my leg and I was completely unfazed. Everyone is looking at me and the teacher just says “Dude, are you- are you alright?” And I’m just like “Yeah” and me and my two friends just have big grins on our face through the whole thing. Long story short, they got some tissues and an ice pack, and put it on my leg. When the teachers asked what happened, I, as the loyal friend I am, said that I simply tripped. I was limping the rest of the day. I was pretty pissed at my friend but he didn’t give a damn. Holy crap this is the longest comment I’ve ever written, this might be longer than my English exam…

“i only date guys 6ft or taller” me: 181cm - *waits until the morning*

“Trust me babe I’m 6’0 but only in the morning”

my parents walked in when he said "a women's vagina and your butthole"

"Okay time to watch the new Sambucha short." *The first fact plays out* "Aaand thats enough youtube shorts for today"

The first short that pops up while sitting next to Mom 💀

I’m boutta test how strong my femur is and I’m gonna sue Sam for it Update: I won $2 in the case but I might die

me: oh thank god i have headphones in

The first one jumpscared me 💀 💀 💀

I was drinking water when you said the first thing 😢😅😂 I’m not ok😢😢🩵🩷

Rip to anyone who is sitting next to their parents 💀

Bro can say things on youtube fluently without getting canceled 💀

“Im sure you’re all feeling it right now, kinda sad” Caught me in 4k

wasn’t ready for the first one

" I know your all feeling it right now and, speaking of buttholes" 💀

I seriously played out loud with my family in the room😭

“I’m sure youre all feeling it right now” i cant with this guy anymore😭😭😭

yeah but the pain sensory still works on the femur bone-

The video: 🗿 The thumbnail: 💀

Sam is the type of guy who can call people a$$hole and easily get away with it

"Femur can hold a few tons of weight" That explains why Caseoh can stand.

*reaches first seconds of the short* *sighs* *checks comments*

My sister has a phrase she uses when dealing with jerks. "Everybody starts as an ass hole, some people stay that way"

My grade 7 bully said "you will never touch p*ssy bro." Today, I proved him wrong.

If you guys wanna annoy people Tell them this:(this might annoy you too so be careful) If you think about blinking/breathing/swallowing manually you’ll start doing it manually until you forget. Use this to annoy people

Not my friend breaking his femur Monday 🙃

“And speaking of growth, every morning your about 2….” All men know what comes next…

Bro took “you’re an asshole” literally 💀😊

*rare footage of sambucha not being kid friendly*

"Just one more short before bed" The short in question:

“this is why the human body is amazing” *gets a “It’s time for bed” message*

When bro said "I'm sure you're all feeling it right now", I was trying to chew my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup 😂😂😂

When I was born, the doctors said. Sorry sir.. sorry Maam.. she’s gonna have short. Femurs

Bruh, destroyed my life with the 2 first facts☠️☠️

I have a theory about the fingernail one: Maybe the ones on ur dominant hand grow faster because since you use that hand more, you're using the muscles in that hand more. Muscles need blood to contract or expand. Since you use your dominant hand more that means your dominant hand gets more fresh, healthy blood thus allowing the fingernails to grow faster since they're getting a brand new supply of blood to get nutrients from

Bro took “stop talking out your a**” to a whole new level

The one about nails growing faster on the dominant gave us true for me. I’m right handed and the nails on my right hand always break so easily and are significantly shorter than the ones on my left hand.

Bro really called all of us assholes in the most scientific way possible

“your body is amazing” *proceeds to tell me the one fact that makes me already not think my body is amazing*

"I'm sure you're feeling it right now" 💀💀💀

i started swirling my tongue around as soon as i heard the first one 💀💀

30 year old John: is licking his mouth with this one

the video started out strong 💀

As a person who broke their femur I can confirm it hurts like hell

Socond fact made me break my leg

Bro the way he so casually said that l ike bro

Grades according to parents. A: Average B: Below Average C: Can't have dinner D: Don't come home F: Find a new family

"The femur bone in the human body can hold up to a few tons" So I guess that's why nikocado avocado uses an electric scooter💀 Wow 100 likes? Thx guys!

I always see my nose, I feel the clothes on my body, I breathe manually, and I feel my blood flowing through my veins. I’m in constant agony.

Bro said to without any hesitation😂😂

I'm trumetized after the first one💀

I cant wait to tell all my friends these amazing facts

thanks for the first Information. i Love my body

He caught us all in the act

“So do with that information what you’d like” Proceeds to carve out the inside of my cheek

*Me sitting next to my dad* "Oh shi-" 💀💀

When he said that start part my volume was at like %80 and everybody heard it

“Con-Crete “🤣

“The tissue in your cheeks are composed of the same cells found in your……..other cheeks”

Enough internet for today 💀

Once upon a time in the quaint village of Willowbrook, nestled amidst rolling hills and lush forests, there lived a young girl named Elara. Elara had always been fascinated by the stories her grandmother told her about a mysterious hidden grove deep within the heart of the forest. According to her grandmother, this grove was said to be enchanted, filled with magical creatures and wondrous sights. Despite warnings from the villagers about the dangers of the forest, Elara's curiosity only grew stronger with each passing day. One fateful morning, she decided to embark on a daring adventure to uncover the secrets of the hidden grove. Armed with nothing but her courage and determination, Elara set off into the dense forest, guided only by the whispers of the wind and the gentle rustle of leaves. The further she ventured, the more enchanted the forest seemed to become, with shafts of golden sunlight filtering through the canopy above, casting a magical glow upon everything it touched. After what felt like hours of wandering, Elara stumbled upon a narrow path hidden beneath a blanket of ivy. Intrigued, she followed the path deeper into the forest until she reached a clearing unlike any she had ever seen before. Towering trees surrounded a shimmering pool of crystal-clear water, and in the center of the clearing stood a majestic oak tree with gnarled branches reaching towards the sky. As Elara approached the oak tree, she noticed a small door nestled within its trunk. With trembling hands, she pushed it open and stepped inside, her heart pounding with excitement. What she found inside took her breath away. The interior of the tree was transformed into a magical sanctuary, filled with twinkling fireflies and delicate flowers that seemed to dance to an unseen melody. In the center of the chamber stood a magnificent unicorn, its coat as white as freshly fallen snow and its horn gleaming in the soft light. The unicorn regarded Elara with gentle eyes, and with a voice like the tinkling of bells, it spoke to her. "Welcome, brave traveler," it said. "You have journeyed far to find this place, and your courage has led you to discover the wonders of the hidden grove." Overwhelmed with awe, Elara listened as the unicorn revealed the secrets of the grove and shared tales of ancient magic that had long been forgotten by the world. She spent hours in the company of the magical creature, learning and exploring until the sun began to set, casting long shadows across the forest floor. As darkness fell, Elara bid farewell to the unicorn and the enchanted grove, knowing that she would carry the memories of her adventure with her always. With a heart full of wonder and a mind filled with dreams, she made her way back to the village, eager to share her tale with her grandmother and all who would listen. And though many years would pass, Elara would never forget the day she stumbled upon the hidden grove and discovered the magic that lay hidden within the heart of the forest. For in that moment, she realized that true magic lies not in spells or potions, but in the courage to follow your heart and believe in the impossible the end.

No wonder why it feels smooth

The fact that Sam can keep a straight face says something, I don’t know what it says, but it really says something.

This is why your body is amazing - Oh great! A video I can watch in front of my parents! -The first fact-

Son, “why are you holding 20 bricks on your femur”

I'm pretty sure after that first fact, every guy out there is not stopping trying to lick their cheek cells.

Sam is the type of guy who said "vagina" in sex Ed and laughs

which is probably why people say, "Use your legs, not your back." Since our femur bone is strong as heck

“Sure you feeling it right now” bro called us out 😂

The thumbnail 💀😭

Me: oh luckily I have headphones in

I've been struggling with my body inage recently, so thanks, man. I needed this.

I got yelled at by mom from this lmao

Ok.. I was not ready for the first one 💀😭

Bro really knows how to do thumbnails 💀

"That means it can support a few tons of weight" Me on my way to leg press a few tons of weight:

Thats why batman only shows up at night 🗿

“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”

BRO MY PARENTS WERE NEXT TO ME WHYYYYY💀💀💀

Yea the femur is really that strong, but it turns out it's very easy to break using rotation. But maybe mine was just weak🤔

This is why 'our bodies are amazing' 😂😂😂

“Ferb I know what I’m going to do today”

The thumbnail got me 🤣🤣🤣

Sambucha rizzed me up at the start

Holy shit I was caught off guard on the first one even though I knew it

Ohhhh. So that’s why caso can barely stand up 💀

My mums right near me my volume is high💀💀R.I.P

Thanks for the daily shorts Sam , they are always good

ConcrETe killed me

Bro is so chill☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🗣🗣🗣🗣

Sam is the type of guy who'd casually talk about buttholes in front of women