Hey karolina !

Can you do a collab with Rachel Macksy 🙏

Plsss I BEG YOUUU PLSSSS RATE OUTLANDER COSTUMES!!!!😭😭😭😭🙏🤞❤

Hiii karolina i was hoping if you could do a video on victorian/edwardian clothing rules. In one of your videos you said something about rules on what fgabrics were for what time of day, what was appropriate for the opera or the theatre, in what occasion women could show shoulders etc.

@@fountainbeth1107 she did

5 internets for you!

She might be a Witch. I saw her consorting with the Devil!

is the trick being a milkmaid who gets cowpox and thus avoids smallpox scars?

This is spot on 😂

"She met the Queen in person. You won't believe what happened next!"

Lol

ugh youtube again....recommending great things way too late

omg i am wheezing

Me!

What- what year are you in sister?

Can you link the clothing haul please, I can’t find it lol

@@matrivers_ kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rLN5pat6tKvSf4U.html

@@arandomcomment1092 Thank you!

My god yess

So much makes sense now!

I am also wenches

What is a wench(e?)

@@GRAVEHEART453 It’s a young kid if I didn’t get it wrong

@@jennyemmycubing175 O_o

@@jennyemmycubing175 lmaooo

Lmao🤣

The shade!

not me

STOP I WHEEZED

Oof

Hahaha omg I love you so much Bernadette!

Oh dang spilling the wine I see

😂 Y’all better stop lest her ladyship renounce the faith and lead a protestant army in glorious battle against thee or else screenshot thy letters and post them upon the cathedral wall

We can't be safe from beauty guru drama anywhere these days 😂

Filming a “my apology” video in which I will not only publicly repent for my sins but also expose you notoriously breaking the sumptuary laws. aaand I may have caught on tape how you low key sympathized with the papists. try showing up to your church after it’s out 🙃 ✨memento✨mori✨

Can you make a sailing vlog too and tell us how it is at the sea? :D

New year new continent

P

I got one too I Have just Plundered a Spanish ship who now I have loads of gold but only 1 Arm😣😣😣😭😭😭😠😡

What? It was a scam. Two months ago, I bought the ship from them. They ask few more pounds for insurance. Was a bit fishy but I still made the deal. Until the present day, still no news at all. I tried to call them by the phone number they gave, but the answer was always 'Thy numb'r thou art calling is unreachable prithee tryeth again'. I'm telling you, don't trust these guys at all.

GRITO KAKAKAKKAKAKK

I hadn't noticed🤭! I love that 😁!! Thanks for the wit 😉

dONt lOoSE YoUR hEaDd

lol

@@elyzionite Didn't mean to hurt anyone...

Africa: 😬

Some y’all never got kicked out of your church and it shows...

@@lilybloome1601 Or got burned on fire...or dropped on river with weights on...

......I-

Protestants: *exists* Catholics: #cancelled

Maybe that's where the term "On Fleek" originated from, but instead of "On Fleek" it was "You're so on flake!" measured by the amount of skin loss from your gorgeous pale skin.

@@TheOnlyDamien i haven't been on flake for a while now, scrubs are just so underwelming these days 😢. they sure don't make them like they used to anymore... praise 🙏 the lord for meme mom and her amazing 👌beauty tips!

I heard her next vid is gonna be where the best places to put the leaches on are.😍 #plaugelife🐀

@@random_potato1265 rat

thank you I just snorted

I died at "tomorrow we'll be throwing bricks at her" 😭😭😭😭 i fkin can't -

Help

@@yimingsofyiaxuefan4641 Help? What do you mean?

@@veronicarodriguez1751 i think they mean help not in a literal sense but in a joking way because they find the comment hilarious 😭

@@-l-2865 Oh, sorry!

Yes it is Put some flour in it too My sister's friend tried it she got a husband It’s very effective

Pope Francis hello pope Francisco

@@tree0137 hello

@@popefrancis8153 Yeah but not an advantageous one

@@FrOg-kh4wc If you add too little flour Yes it’s less advantageous

Sweet, I'm the 1000th like!

Or you might get led poisoning

Omg for real, like i used a *little* too much lead paint the other week and the pastor was all “fire and damnation.” bleh, so 1400s.

@@karendinkel9040 I know right!!! I’m currently being burned for my many rendezvous with the devil. Ugh #so1400s, it’s not my fault I’m soo trendy that I attracted the devil. UGH THAT KERAN!!! She probably reported me to the priest. so much hate.

that made me laugh so hard

Probably would've found a way to have drama lol

you must have forgotten the Cavendish/Stuart hair mask recipe feud of 1568... I should have a playlist somewhere

@ Hiii karolina i was hoping if you could do a video on victorian/edwardian clothing rules. In one of your videos you said something about rules on what fgabrics were for what time of day, what was appropriate for the opera or the theatre, in what occasion women could show shoulders etc.

Says the one who didn’t get kicked out of their church

@@anteklaric5938 oh that’d be so cool!

favourite beauty influenza

@@thatsdisco I-

@@eldritchcatgirl *coughs heavily*

@@danielawesome36 ... W A I T

@@thatsdisco wait istg i saw you on 3 videos now...or was it someone w a similar pfp?

First it's Gunnar Gunnarssonsson, now it's the shenanigans surrounding the Immortal Polish Maid who survived the plague and lives to this day pretending to be a CosTuber just to slowly and sneakily try and retrieve her mistress's keepsakes.

Sail out*

She should “ship” out 😤

What’s the shipping cost to the UK?

Only peasants need sponsors, ugh.

@@RambleOn07 also artists and scientists??

wheezing

I've heard they're about to go bankrupt because they never found any gold in Virginia, so they probably couldn't afford the sponsorship.

Both work equally well in my experience

totally worth it! just make sure you warm the paste in a hot urine bath over fire to maximixe the efficiency!

Totally worth it my sister bought it and now she’s married Try the hot urine method Or the crushed vermillon method It makes it look great Also I heard the whole scandal thing was actually a big bias

@@popefrancis8153 Thank I shall

@@Mieczyslaw_Mason Thank you most definitely

"It's imported" SJSJSJSKSKSKS

Gasping🤣

😂😅

Got the connects with your merchant friend!

That's mahogany !

Lead*

Karolina over here turning lead into gold.

If we had that we’d be eatin’ for life.

A one of a kind historical cynic she is

Loepsie! I love your channel!

Ahh i was shooketh when i saww 🙈🙈✨✨

lead

For the entire rest of your life, Gloriana... all 3 years of it... probably.

The stitchess 😍😍😍 I'm seeing so many legends here

Well you know now

Hah u are so behind the times it's all about lead now

I guess you're just vintage

I think she means Kohl, which is still a popular eyeliner around the world!

gurl, it's all about the nude look now, and don't forget to move dat hairline way up 💅

Berry juice works well on your lips & cheeks, but that fair skin's so hard to achieve when you have to work outside, isn't it?

Mud. Just plaster it on everywhere and you'll be fine. Plus it's natural, so that means it's good for you. Kinda like belladonna, except that stuff has really pretty flowers so you know it's super-special-awesome healthy. Avoid potatoes though, those things are evil!

@@Blue_Sonnet Oh silly me! I forgot us peasants are meant to be covered in mud... although you can barely see it on our drab rags anyway. And we all have appalling teeth. I give up on beauty- I'm going back to my filthy hovel to die of old age at 25.

@@beth7935 So you aren't 25 yet? Bloody hell, you're in for a shock over the next few years... It's like being on a rollercoaster. So the way up to maybe 18-21, you're going up the slope with that lovely clacky noise, barely able to wait for the apex of around 25. Then you have maybe five years at the top - you've finally made it and you can see the entire fairground laid out below you. It's all eerily quiet, but the cart is edging ever-so-slowly towards the slope ahead. If you're lucky or patient you'll be sat at the front, able to see everything that's coming & appreciate where you are now as a balanced 30yr old adult. Then gravity takes over. You lose control, barely able to hold on for dear life, screaming as you see the world blur past so quickly you can barely comprehend what's going on. The wondrous anticipation of the climb feels so close yet so far away, as the momentum throws you further and further down the track, rendering your past a distant, fond memory of better times. Then you feel like throwing up, everything hurts and you regret every decision that led you here. I don't remember what my original point was, but it's probably in there somewhere. ANYWAY. All-time best anti-aging tip: Avoid the sun. At all costs. It's an evil bastard that just wants you dead. Oh, unless you're a "Sungazer", in which case the sun doesn't really need to do anything. It can just watch you singlehandedly screw up both your eyesight and your DNA. Then it goes off to laugh at Breatharians. TLDR; Mud rules, since it blocks most forms of radiation, including ionising radiation (harmful stuff such as UV rays), as well as non-ionising (heat/infra-red). Handy if you need to hide from an alien dreadlocked crab for any reason. I mean, it's biodegradable, naturally occurring and totally recyclable! What's not to love? [Off topic - I haven't slept a lot so I'm probably not making any sense right now. I miss being able to go out for 36 hours at a time & waking up in Glasgow after falling asleep on a rock band's tour bus in Manchester. Those were the good old days. TBH I'm amazed that I'm still alive.]

@@Blue_Sonnet Oh dear, I've messed up your tired brain, & all over a "joke" that fell so flat it went through the floor... I was referencing other tiresome myths about peasants- in this case, that "everyone back then died before they were 30"- cos you mentioned plastering yourself with mud :D I didn't mean my actual age, which is old enough to concur with your description of ageing- EXCEPT "a balanced 30yrold adult" Don't make me laugh! As for mud, my mates & I smeared mud all over ourselves for a theatre competition as part of our tree costumes. And yep, it's AWESOME sunscreen- other mates & I painted patterns on ourselves with "paint" from coloured rocks/dirt, & the patterns got sunburned on, lol. Now go get some sleep before sleep deprivation psychosis sets in! ;)

I’m so gonna use “get thy dowery sister” that’s hilarious!

Best comment 😂❤️

i read this over and over hahaha

I know nobody cares but I was the 1000th like

I immediately went and looked when she said that 😂

at those days description means description section of local church library

@@mustafacom6378 oh shoot you’re right. I’ll have to check mine out

@@mustafacom6378 wow thanks for the tip. I completely forgot.

noooo 😖

So funny! 😄 Would you consider doing one from Ancient Egypt, even though it isn't your usual forté?

DAS IST GUD OOH YAA

Try zese heels, zo high it's naughty! ~~butwecannotguaranteethatyou'llstillwalkat40~~

@@brambleberryproductions1235 ignore the fear and you'll be fine we'll turn this vier into a nine

@@imhere9034 So just say "ja" and don't say "nein"

She didn't do all her research. Women who were anyone removed their eyebrows. Some even plucked back their hairline. One wanted a large, bare expanse of forehead.

It’s not just a sponsorship . It’s a sponsor’s ship.

@@tortis6342 hAHH

Not SMH... HMS !

letosvet1 ahah-

Yeah, the music was good too then

guys just ignore this comment, they’ve been paid by the Spanish

Some ships are made of concrete that's not Karolina's fault. You really need to manage your expectations!

@ Plus ultra! - i..I mean hello fellow not Spanish people would you like to be inferior together?

I hate to break it to you, but concrete ships are not such a terrible idea: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship

@@Isa-lh2mw Ooooh Goood this is the best niché historical joke I've seen in my life 😂😍

It's actually Tudor, not medieval, the queen referenced is Elizabeth I 🤗👍

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More like "This particular brand of ceruse made my skin peel off. Ceruse was fine until THEY changed the formula!"

*sad sackbut*

But this is the perfect time to experiment! I mean, are you really going to go to the latest Shakespeare with your eyebrows and skin *not* on point? Not to mention: getting your ruff perfectly heat-shaped takes time, okay?

Can't wait to see your portrait

@@isda3314 Lmao

Yeah... I really wanted that white glow from the lead, the same I got for my wooden flooring, by the way... Anyone know if I can put my 5 yr old in a tight corset?

@@cam0987 Ah, really? I figured they only got tea when they got to India. My bad.

@@alifmuhammadchicago sry ,my bad, it's india, n it's called south asia,

And hopefully mock those showing waxing, plucking out eyebrows and using numbing spray to wear high heels

Or like 10.

Dude Yes i could totally use it

Feature on Horrible Histories

@@marl3ymarl3y86 a collab w the old cast

Like a Monty Python's Flying Circus sort of thing. I'd watch it.

🤣🤣 It would be so funny to watch this in public without headphones on and recording people's reactions

I’m watching her video for the first time. Please explain what is the urine thing.

@@keerthich6762 Apparently back then they would use urine for several things. Ammonia in urine helps set dye into fabric. It also works as bleach.

Unrelated but I love ur pfp it’s so cute 💕🥺

He must've been traumatized for a moment 😁

Oml I need to see that!

@@RebelAlliance42 It's in Karolina's uploads.

Omg she's the dead mistress

MEME MOM KNOWS I EXIST

Oh nice

My friend is rubbing frogs and raw chicken over his body, perhaps I'll give it a go...

@@NeedSomething2845 I have no frogs, will toads do?

@@maggieholland8202 yeah sure, I hear toads are just frogs that God liked better.

@@NeedSomething2845 ah so I shall be doubly blessed

What’s a peasant doing on the internet? Slacking off work I see!

@@ateabrewer Oh no, please don't let thy eyes decive you... This but an unfortunate case, and it's not to happen again!

Soooooooo baaaaaad... :D xo

Bwahahaahhhaaaa

BEGGARS CANT BE TUDORS I-

Yes, definitely! The imported vermillion is smoother and just goes on like 🤩🤩🤩

BEGGARS CANT BE TUDORS

(cochineal)

The “I have a friend in imports to help me get deadly makeup” flex.

@@karendinkel9040 cochineal is not dangerous. its still used to this day as a natural food dye

@@koganusan4025 Isn't Karen referring to vermillion, also known as mercury sulfide, which is what the original quote is referencing as the imported item?

I'm sure it will all get settled quickly. ✨

I am sure they will both have their disagreements out of the way soon, after all they have many values in common, like profiteering from Atlantic Slave trade and colonisation... 😱

It won’t last

@@KateeAngel Atlantic slave trade? Now now, that's barely even started!

Wow. Controversial. Okay I see you.

I didn’t even notice until I read this XD

PFFT

I scrolled like 200 comments and this one made me laugh the hardest 😂😂😂

looooool

Lmaooo

Oof

oh you poor thing

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If you witnessed a better capsizing, just send a letter to their head office to get a full refund!

😂😂😂

@Tiz Arrior Or witches calling up a storm

They're not responsible for damages caused by witchery, ill vapours, or having women on board :/ It's in their fine print.

For men's fashions, it will be necessary to research the development of the codpiece.

How dare you speak God's name in vain! I ought to report you to the church!

at least she got the foundation the right color. women these days trying to be more "aDvEntUrOus" with makeup instead of paying attention to their natural beauty the lord hath provided

I feel like a part of the most awesome virtual community when I see you and Bernadette and other costuming/sewing people commenting on each other's videos ❤️ You're all so dang witty and beautiful and the way you are all supportive of each other inspires me.

I love how the two-tone look is coming back in!

Because you'll die after this?

@@drendraleigh4722 - Probably not. But you might have no facial skin left to try out something less aggressive...

Ikr

oh my, that's terrible

Thanks for the tip

Ha! I forgot about that beauty trick!

Not to be that guy, but I'm the 1K like

shaving it back leaves unsightly stubble, sis. plucking your hairline is really the only way to go imo

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anne boleyn is that you?

same!

I loved the sample galleon they sent me ☺️ glad their product worked for you! memento mori ❤️

@ yes! My cousin recently ordered that one and although he did get lost at sea, the paint job was simply superb!

@@parkboy8445 😂😂😂😂😂where can I apply to be your bestfriend 😂

Ugh I know right? Spent months trying to perfect the recipe for the perfect underliner, Now the local wenches are giving up on the underliner, what next, are they going to give up on the lead foundation? Can't imagine ladies walking around with their natural skin, pale skin is too much of a thing now and the thought of that going out of fashion is awful!

Renata Bliss??? Is that you???

@@rebeccaelise3080 or was it Natasha Bliss?

@@linguisticsnerd433 nope, definitely Renata.

Okay guys this is obviously a troll🙄 no one can live *that* long

@@theawkwarddolphin4752 we were talking about the pfp of the op

💀

ooh

yass!!

Deceased

*turns head to reveal stark colour difference and stained neck ruff*

That tip sounds fantastic! I wish my village had some ceruse. I'm tired of plucking my eyebrows.

Acquire that bread!

IKR

That's the beauty of it my friend 😂😂😂

Joke?? This is all 100000% serious!

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT COMMENT LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA THE COMMUNITY'S SO LIT

I’m the 666 like 😀

When she said that I immediately panicked and worried about the stains it would cause

AYE!

more like, spill the rum✨

@@katherinarchives pirates would say that

I think it should be spill the water

lol