Your insecure boyfriend visits your relative’s nice house

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The Slappable Jerk

Ай бұрын

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@skeezixmccat Ай бұрын

"I know he's your cousin but what if he wasn't?" 💀💀💀

@theslappablejerk Ай бұрын

Notice how she doesn’t answer the question. I think she might be hiding something 😕

@JohnDoe-hm4in Ай бұрын

@@theslappablejerk”I smell something fishy”

@Sarara14 Ай бұрын

What in the roll tide???

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

well?

@tulip811 Ай бұрын

They really be like that fr

@cocojinx9193 Ай бұрын

How rude of her not to answer his simple question

@theslappablejerk Ай бұрын

She’s hiding something 😕

@yashwanthreddy2149 Ай бұрын

What if... She was the slappable jerk this whole time?!?!

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

she could just say "no", it's pretty easy

@SJ-di5zu Ай бұрын

It’s a perfectly reasonable and not at all incestuous question

@WeavingSpidersComeNotHere Ай бұрын

It really is if you think about it

@fdd4957 Ай бұрын

I act the same way when I find a 1 bedroom 1/2 bathroom termite infested shed on Zillow for $500k.

@kingofgrim4761 Ай бұрын

Got that trump economy

@Number16BusShelter Ай бұрын

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@@zanderaw Paradise. Where I’m from, you’ll be lucky to get that minus the bedroom for 5 million dollars, and instead of termites you get mutant cockroaches.

@thiccchungo1041 Ай бұрын

@@kingofgrim4761trumponomics

@Inabin Ай бұрын

@@Number16BusShelterluxury. For 6.5 million, I bought a hole in a bog. We pray that the mutant cockroaches are nearby because on nights they aren’t, we have to contend with alligators. I’ve lost two kids already.

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

85k for a 2/2 furnished :)

@RedHotChiliPepper31 Ай бұрын

This character is so petty, I love how he is portrayed like a huffy 5 year old

@igoryanga Ай бұрын

I noticed that when I'm feeling insecure in my relationship I start wanting to act the same way a 5 yr old would too. I stop myself from succumbing to those negative thoughts. It can be hard but these videos remind me of why it's important.

@taimatsuko Ай бұрын

“What if he wasn’t your cousin?” is the question that ends all conversations forever

@WhyThisWhyNow Ай бұрын

Intense Alabama vibes from the slappable jerk.

@zurirobinson2749 Ай бұрын

The fact that I've been asked this and it gave me war flashbacks 💀

@user-gh8sg7oc9r Ай бұрын

"Then... I guess... we wouldn't be randomly hanging out in his yard right now?"

@memesthatmakeyouwannadie3133 19 күн бұрын

@@user-gh8sg7oc9rright because you’d be smooshing him instead because he’s so rich

@Terri_MacKay 11 күн бұрын

@user-gh8sg7oc9r I went out with someone like this who developed a real grudge against anyone in my family who had just a little bit more of anything than him. He was always sure that they were judging him as being "not good enough", when the truth was that his self esteem was in the gutter. My family don't judge people by what they have, and it's not like any of them are rolling in it. My you best sister and her husband had a hot tub in the backyard of one of their homes, and he was acting like they were pretentious millionaires lording it over the rest of us. My brother-in-law bought it off of FB Marketplace. 😂 The "what if they weren't a relative" questions drove me nuts. I was sick of telling him that if they weren't relatives I probably wouldn't know them at all. I certainly wouldn't be sitting in their hot tub, or swimming in their pool, or hanging out at their cottage.

@G4M3R519 Ай бұрын

Wow, she didn't want to answer a question that could only be dreamt up by a combination of porn addiction and defeatism? Hope he escapes from that toxic environment soon 😢😢

@grimmcreeper192 Ай бұрын

Porn doesn’t really have anything to do with this but the rest is spot on.

@grimmcreeper192 Ай бұрын

@facepalmer1580 who? If you’re referring to me, I don’t watch porn. I actually think it’s in the top 3 worst things to be ever created by human beings and I’d be glad if it was banned everywhere right now

@goodgenes0 Ай бұрын

@@grimmcreeper192 this dude thinks porn is worse than nukes, the holocaust, and every torture device in history

@Unwovenn Ай бұрын

@@goodgenes0 damn you got him there, because at least one of those is going under porn

@grimmcreeper192 Ай бұрын

@@goodgenes0 As far as modern day application, yes. No one is using those other things currently in 2024. Porn is seemingly harmless to the viewer but it’s very easily the fastest and most accessible thing to get addicted to in the modern day and it fries your neural pathways and distorts your perception of reality. I'd rather get a lobotomy than be a porn addict.

@themartdog Ай бұрын

Walter White when he went Gretchen's place

@pissthrower4477 Ай бұрын

Premuch

@imogens7281 Ай бұрын

Super underrated comment.

@Luke_SkywaIker Ай бұрын

this is the moment Walt became the insecure boyfriend

@jacques0398 Ай бұрын

Or when he met Gretchen’s parents

@scruumblewuumble6901 29 күн бұрын

true oh my god 😭😭😭😭

@JoCo2036 Ай бұрын

I can't believe she reminded you that you can't afford a chair like that, right after you made your feelings known. 😢

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

his mistake for expecting any woman on earth to care about the feelings of any man

@kingofgrim4761 Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrt average bait, 3/10. Unless you’re cosplaying as insecure BF, in which case 8/10.

@rachelv.4136 Ай бұрын

She should know any other male's perceived success is a direct challenge to his masculinity, and he can't compete. Her fault for knowing successful men

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

Yes.

@psychedelicpegasus7587 Ай бұрын

No no no, her fault for being RELATED to successful men. If I was in this situation that question would be game over for the relationship and he would have to walk home before he packed his things and left. 😂😂😂

@TheLizardWizard_the2nd Ай бұрын

Not just male, female too. I know.

@Juice8767 Ай бұрын

If he wasn’t her cousin they probably wouldn’t be visiting lol

@nattie911 Ай бұрын

To be fair, in this economy lots of ppl would be jealous of people having any type of house 😂🙃

@Ankhar2332 Ай бұрын

Jealous? How about murderous

@cap5575 Ай бұрын

@@Ankhar2332God willing.

@qwertyrhino9497 Ай бұрын

This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

@captainobvious8037 Ай бұрын

A lot of times, yeah.. but is this financially insecure and emotionally immature guy part of the most unlikeable characters ever?

@bootleg_sunflour Ай бұрын

I feel like this exact comment is parroted on every Slappable vid

@TheZoneEater Ай бұрын

This is most likely a bot, looking at their comment history on this channel

@Mskittenlover12 Ай бұрын

@@bootleg_sunflour It is. It literally is. It drives me crazy. Like it's so boring at this point. Like originality where?

@Zilharr Ай бұрын

@bootleg_sunflour It is, and by this same person 😂

@tinachristine4573 Ай бұрын

OMG! I know this type. There's one who genuinely freaked out when he learned that I had travelled business class 😅😅😅 He accused me of chatting up 'business types' 😂😂😂😂

@ColinOfDaventry Ай бұрын

How does he do it? He knows exactly the mannerisms and phrases women absolutely HATE hearing and seeing.

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

don't men know they only exist for women's convenience?

@Ankhar2332 Ай бұрын

Who's women

@muffin7320 13 күн бұрын

Can confirm. These are people I am allergic to as all get all.

@mamamcfreeman105 Ай бұрын

This one is the most triggering I’ve seen. When you’re young and the person you’ve fell for begins acting this way, it puts a pit in your stomach and dries your throat. And anytime you think of it, those reactions come right back. No matter how much time has passed.

@Dibbz_TV Ай бұрын

Ugh. Every time I watch this I fear I’m like this guy… it’s hard to watch. Keep up the great work! 😂

@ElephantWhisperer222 Ай бұрын

We all are

@noahbradley4146 Ай бұрын

Thoughts like this are okay. Like still good to get over your insecurities and it's overall not good to have them but it's nothing to feel guilty over. It's only when you start *acting* like this guy and treating other people poorly or sulking because of something as absurd as this that there's something to feel guilty or worried about. You can even talk about these thoughts with your partner; just make sure it's something they're okay with talking about first. And make sure you don't lose sight of "This is something irrational I need to get over".

@aeoligarlic4024 Ай бұрын

Being self aware is the first step of getting better 🤝

@Ankhar2332 Ай бұрын

@@aeoligarlic4024yeah and what the next

@NameNik223 14 күн бұрын

I use his channel as a manual for how NOT to act in life. It's almost free therapy

@KevinLuper99 Ай бұрын

Swear he just goes places and ideas just formulate on the spot.

@thefrieguy4328 Ай бұрын

Its ok to be insecure. It is not ok to make that anyone elses problem.

@anonl5877 Ай бұрын

Elliot needs to up his grindset. A true sigma would ingratiate himself into the cousin's social circle and then pull a crypto scam on him.

@Hannadayflo 15 күн бұрын

😂

@Wolfgang_0712 Ай бұрын

This dude always keeps me humble and self aware haha

@slartybartfast Ай бұрын

I really appreciate the little details of your acting such as the poor posture which really enhances the insecurity

@roosterjackson7258 Ай бұрын

If you had white hair, you'd be Steve Martin

@TriforceTK Ай бұрын

She should be more sensitive about his insecurities. I’m sure Elliot works very hard at his job, and if he made as much money he would definitely own a property like this! Some women just don’t understand 😕

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

I didn't realize it suddenly became okay to mock poor people

@spelingnatzee Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrtno, it's okay to mock bitter jealous people it's different

@melody_melon_73 Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrt, This person's comment is satire... That's the joke, is that he shouldn't feel insecure but he does.

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

@@spelingnatzee No, you're mocking poor people. Don't talk back to me.

@spelingnatzee Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrt really hoping you're being satirical because if not that would be ironic as hell😂

@ms.annthropic6341 Ай бұрын

Oh goodie, I see Eliot is subjecting another poor woman to this 🤦🏻‍♀️

@CaptainSkeeze Ай бұрын

Bro was just upset cause he realized how bad the economic classes are divided 😂

@Ankhar2332 Ай бұрын

Haha, what a loser! Ppl with lower salary then 100k year are ants

@bec7080 Ай бұрын

"like, would you be into your cousin or not geeeez"

@paulphoenix1669 Ай бұрын

Cost of living crisis in Ireland has me for once , seeing where this guy comes from

@FishareFriendsNotFood972 Ай бұрын

Ayyy, my boy Slappable clearly making big Daddy youtube money now

@LindaZoheetik Ай бұрын

I couldn't afford it.

@ferretyluv Ай бұрын

Jesus Christ, this is the first one that’s actually made my blood boil. This guy is a walking red flag and will end up killing her in a “if I can’t have you, no one can” way.

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

if it was a woman feeling insecure you'd be white knighting

@ferretyluv Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrt You know what they say about assumptions: they make an ass out of u and me.

@mnmnrt Ай бұрын

@@ferretyluv I'm right.

@ferretyluv Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrt Look, I know you’ve probably just watched Baby Reindeer (see, I can make assumptions too), but yes, I would absolutely call out a jealous woman like this. You can see in my history me calling out that stupid OF model who beat the shit out of her top donor for talking to a woman.

@noahbradley4146 Ай бұрын

@@mnmnrt You are nitpicking and biased. I win. Bye bye.

@robyng8895 Ай бұрын

I am really taking an intense dislike to this guy.. How did he actually achieve man child cheating husband status from insecure boyfriend? How was she so fooled?

@ElephantWhisperer222 Ай бұрын

Well she is a woman, so.

@cooliostarstache5474 Ай бұрын

Why are you talking like 🤓? "I am really taking an intense disliking to this guy"

@robyng8895 Ай бұрын

@@cooliostarstache5474 it's how I roll

@BlackbladeYT Ай бұрын

Poor Elliot, sometimes you just can't beat those cousins. Why it reminds me of that time when my girlfrie-

@benjaminwilliams2624 Ай бұрын

Love your content man, keep it up!

@rewindcat7927 Ай бұрын

So sweet they are truly in love 100% ❤

@TumbleWeed411 Ай бұрын

This guy needs a hug

@Ankhar2332 Ай бұрын

Like a lot of us. But there are only humiliation

@damongirl66 Ай бұрын

He needs too much. He can't be loved enough. He's a bottomless pit.

@emilyadams9986 Ай бұрын

The boyfriend is being rude to his girlfriend, but I think it's okay for him to sit on the bench if they've been invited there.

@xoshanland 25 күн бұрын

This is the only channel that consistently makes me feel HATE yet I wilfully follow 🤣

@afox1689 24 күн бұрын

"But if he wasn't your cousin would you be into him??" Bro has rule 34 artist blood circulating through his veins

@dawgalova Ай бұрын

I know these are bits but the facial expressions you make are so painfully realistic it makes me feel like you have either been that person or have witnessed that persok many times. Kudos either way

@harkelan Ай бұрын

"What if this was Alabama"

@TheManaLord Ай бұрын

Damn I'm here in 8 minutes, thanks for the upload, always good :)

@msthecommentator2863 17 күн бұрын

It's both hilarious and so scary how much you look like my own dad when you sit and pout. "I need a minute...I just wanna sit here for a minute!" Yep, heard that before.

@mojojojo3411 Ай бұрын

I hate how well I feel like I know him 😂

@Dsonsee Ай бұрын

Oof, I haven't had the best experience with rich people. I wouldn't feel so much jealous with them, as afraid

@mikemidwood9661 Ай бұрын

Honestly, might be better off with the cousin.

@wattamane8439 Ай бұрын

Does her cousin look like Jason Momoa tho

@Terri_MacKay 11 күн бұрын

If he wasn't her cousin, she probably wouldn't know him at all. I went out with someone who was fine to begin with, but over time became this kind of bitter and jealous person. And whenever someone in my family came up in our conversations, I had to remind him that if that woman wasn't my sister or that man wasn't my cousin, the chances are very good that I'd never end up meeting them at all.

@ChewingGore Ай бұрын

I misread “nice” as “niece” and was wondering why he was asking all these questions to a child. Then I remembered who we’re talking about so I didn’t question it 😂😂😂

@stocktonbailey8701 Ай бұрын

Shrub Throne!

@Belle2550 Ай бұрын

Nice haircut, looks nice. But not as good as my cousin's.

@songsforsanguinius8576 Ай бұрын

I want to see the good timeline elliot again

@sagitswag1785 Ай бұрын

Guys, i dont think he can afford that property

@j.elizabeth4621 Ай бұрын

I’m getting flashbacks to being 24 and not knowing any better

@rickydevmj Ай бұрын

What do you mean?

@theodoric7335 Ай бұрын

that sounds interesting, what'd you do

@tulip811 Ай бұрын

How can you be like this after being 21 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@pasteljoy282 Ай бұрын

Not answering an earnest question is slimy and also... Sweetie... We know the answer already...

@_mycotroph Ай бұрын

To be fair, i ask myself the same questions, but it doesnt come from a place of insecurity. Its genuine dumbfoundment, i have no earthly idea how people accumulate the quantities of wealth that they do. I work everyday and im making enough to get by, some people dont work at all and are crazy rich. Does not compute

@Fairy.-.- Ай бұрын

Loving the return of this guy, also I like how you’re making content creatively. It’s clear you may be visiting somewhere and came up with a video idea it’s impressive.

@Black-Swan-007 Ай бұрын

This character just makes me laugh. What a goomba.

@brettzforeman Ай бұрын

What I want to know is how the POV character found herself in a relationship with Eliot. Her cousin sounds like a real catch!

@elliot6166 Ай бұрын

give this man an emmy

@porleg Ай бұрын

Lucky these videos are short

@kylehoward8603 10 күн бұрын

What if the insecure boyfriend met the manipulative ex-boyfriend.

@Gangstabob716 Ай бұрын

Home Sweet Alabama

@michaell1744 Ай бұрын

Having a good day at the botanical gardens

@kakkacarmenelectra7229 Ай бұрын

Bro! Will she just give him a minute!? Jesus, get off his back

@aeoligarlic4024 Ай бұрын

This is a reminder for everyone of us here that insecurity is the most pathetic trait a human can posses. Being positive and openly admiring other people's success would do way better for your mind and image

@captainobvious8037 Ай бұрын

It would be fine to me if he wouldn't be getting upset.

@bitsandbytesboy Ай бұрын

THIS GUY IS THE WORSTTTT Well done!!

@Pebble_StudiosAnimations Ай бұрын

Damn...

@d3tuned378 Ай бұрын

I was with him at the beginning, but YIKES YIKES YIKES

@d3tuned378 Ай бұрын

That took a turn I was not prepared for. I underestimated his insecurity more than his girlfriend at the start of their relationship.

@igor9204 Ай бұрын

Could be worse, he could have been her step bro

@halbzwilling Ай бұрын

Sorry gotta make this about me real quick

@matthewrogersmusic Ай бұрын

She’s obviously telling him the truth by not answering the question… she cannot be trusted around her cousin

@jenniswatching7 Ай бұрын

I'm gonna throw up lmao

@AniHaz14 Ай бұрын

Bro I just broke up yesterday. You didnt have to attack me like this on the same day- 😭

@Silquey Ай бұрын

best

@sir_enuf Ай бұрын

whataboutism-friend

@alejrandom6592 Ай бұрын

I could have been this guy

@matt.naas18518 Ай бұрын

Do you have any plans to make more videos with a longer format? I really liked the it specialist video and the nice guy deep dive

@LuckyMNplayboi Ай бұрын

Her "cousin"? Shes obviously lying and cheating on him. You can tell by how she cant answer simple questions...

@Taegreth Ай бұрын

He's not even going to be in the mood for ice cream now.

@zokalyx Ай бұрын

why is there a random chair though 😂

@FitLadyJoy Ай бұрын

He’s a self proclaimed beta.

@wuzfang Ай бұрын

I wonder if he would act the same if it was her brother.

@tulip811 Ай бұрын

Yes he would

@TreachourusJdogg Ай бұрын

Her not answering was all the answer he needed. Of course she would be into him. And then for her to rub it in at the end that he could never afford a property like that? Disgusting.

@Mr_Case_Time Ай бұрын

I’m just wondering what she would do if he wasn’t her cousin, and he wanted to date her. Would she date a rich guy? What a B word.

@midnightplayzyt9239 Ай бұрын

The trick about being insecure is to subtly joke about it

@thatguybryan6192 14 күн бұрын

Why did you video tape me without my permission? 💀

@Dexter.BoyGenius Ай бұрын

Good thing Elliot doesn't know about that one time she asked her cousin for incense...😏😏😏🤫😉

@mcride9773 Ай бұрын

I just dont see why she couldnt answer the question, whats she hiding from him!?

@nigerianprinceajani Ай бұрын

The cognitive dissonance of a man only now realizing that business tax exists for a reason.

@Ankhar2332 Ай бұрын

This tax money are going nowhere near poor

@lioraselby5328 21 күн бұрын

Huh

@AGuyThatMakesStuff Ай бұрын

Why is she making such a big deal of things??!!

@terrencewildman1732 Ай бұрын

He turned into The Incredible Sulk!

@whysocurious7366 Ай бұрын

Dang.. She’s really rubbing in how he couldn’t afford it.. poor guy..

@Hannadayflo 15 күн бұрын

You don't get it

@whysocurious7366 15 күн бұрын

@@Hannadayflo this comment is satire lol

@lisette6648 Ай бұрын

Debating unblocking my ex just to send this to him.

@thriceunremarkable Ай бұрын

that sounds very emotionally healthy and secure

@malinasworld Ай бұрын

@@thriceunremarkableYou sound like you understand humour and rhetoric!

@thriceunremarkable Ай бұрын

@@malinasworld it has taken a lot of subliminal messages but i'm getting there

@wylizzler Ай бұрын

❤️‍🩹

@PredictableEnigma Ай бұрын

Based on the title I was like "yeah when you grow up in poverty and visit people that clearly seem like they didn't, it can feel uncomfortable even if they are nothing but kind to you. You feel the unfairness of the hand you were delt even if it isn't the fault of these people at all" but then I watched it and was like "oh no he's just being an ass about it lol"

@Fangoros Ай бұрын

He is the kind of guy you would think constantly about breaking up with, but then you would feel guilty and give him yet another chance. He probably doesn't even do it intentionally, but is unable to grow as a person.

@hhjhj393 Ай бұрын

You know what this video made me realize? How nitpicky we have become as a society.... Humans can't even be human at all anymore. Just emotionless machines. Idk. Like yeah being jealous is probably not a super healthy trait, but making fun of everyone for everything might also not be the coolest trait either? People are going to have begative emotions, I don't think that makes someone bad, it just means there is something to work on.

@KoreanStar-es8es Ай бұрын

So true dude, people want their partners to be perfect from the start not humans like them trying to live and change, learn and make mistakes, like jeez you think none of us had our shitty moments, hurt somebody knowingly or unknowingly, fucked up and regretted it. Like I was trying so hard to find something wrong about this video and it’s just a normal ass conversation, I guess can only commande it for being realistic?

@danimation210 Ай бұрын

The bear would never ask "but what if he wasn't your cousin what then?"

@TheLizardWizard_the2nd Ай бұрын

How bad is it if i feel called out. By the first half, ofc, not the second😬

@avinabamandal6999 Ай бұрын

Ay that's me unfortunately. That's why broke up with her.

@kingofgrim4761 Ай бұрын

You need to grow up asap bro

@avinabamandal6999 Ай бұрын

@@kingofgrim4761 I did. It's been 9 yrs

@kingofgrim4761 Ай бұрын

@@avinabamandal6999 in that case, you shouldve said “that was me unfortunately” not “that is me” Glad you did grow up though, we love character development💞

@avinabamandal6999 Ай бұрын

@@kingofgrim4761 ain't jealous anymore.

@kingofgrim4761 Ай бұрын

@@avinabamandal6999 good boy