Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 543 w/ Bert Kreischer

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4 жыл бұрын

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The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped.
Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon.
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@glassboxfish
@glassboxfish 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of Bert’s new special is his 20 minute rant about how the Jews are the real enemy, the blacks are just a distraction
@shawnmcvey7789
@shawnmcvey7789 4 жыл бұрын
I loved when he claimed that racism is just "The lesser people being jealous".
@larurentius
@larurentius 4 жыл бұрын
Was that before or after he read out "the protocols of the Elders of Zion" in it's entirety?
@pirkkala
@pirkkala 4 жыл бұрын
cant forget when he ranted about muslims in the middle of it!
@T00MuchFreeTime
@T00MuchFreeTime 4 жыл бұрын
I was worried it would be like that... Definelty won't watch now
@ryn3422
@ryn3422 4 жыл бұрын
He also said diversity just means less white people
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 4 жыл бұрын
"I'M HAVIN CHEST PAINS" - Bert
@shoonger001
@shoonger001 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@EternalResonance
@EternalResonance 4 жыл бұрын
Im sure its from all the racism overflowing
@MsSovereignJoy
@MsSovereignJoy 4 жыл бұрын
And I can’t breafff
@MrMolen
@MrMolen 4 жыл бұрын
cmz8706 hahaha
@jasminemason1174
@jasminemason1174 4 жыл бұрын
It's from the acid reflux he was talking about before. All the burping etc
@BDGMed
@BDGMed 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t you hate when broads start acting up? They’re all ‘I read a book’” 🤣 had my dying
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 3 жыл бұрын
Same here...... and it's true!
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 4 жыл бұрын
"The people who watch this podcast are the worst, horrible people." - Burnt Chrysler
@Mark_Bayer
@Mark_Bayer 4 жыл бұрын
VideoNozoki burp grizzler
@user-xj2sm3xd5l
@user-xj2sm3xd5l 3 жыл бұрын
I think kristina is worse than any of us viewers
@benjaminrhodes9611
@benjaminrhodes9611 4 жыл бұрын
If I ever have an Asian daughter, I'm naming her Twang. RIP Conald.
@iamthefuss934
@iamthefuss934 4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Rhodes oh wow totally a good one.
@aboveaxis
@aboveaxis 4 жыл бұрын
@@neverlistentome fuckin LOL
@collinjack1511
@collinjack1511 4 жыл бұрын
I already missed my chance, gave her a boring American name
@whatifdogwasoneofus
@whatifdogwasoneofus 4 жыл бұрын
I'm naming my golden retriever pup Conald
@pdubzpyro
@pdubzpyro 4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Rhodes RIP? Man, some of this is getting out of hand. Of course you should be joking... but some people will take that to heart- now you are compatible to an ignorant Guevara/Manson lover.
@lukereyalp3068
@lukereyalp3068 4 жыл бұрын
So berts special, really is him just reading mein kampf. I didn't believe it at first
@freddymeisner
@freddymeisner 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Reyalp I was really turned off by the red armband... weird style choice. Cool line pattern on it tho, wonder what it means
@lukereyalp3068
@lukereyalp3068 4 жыл бұрын
@@freddymeisner I don't know but those boots with the trousers tucked in was a superb fashion choice
@jonlamontagne
@jonlamontagne 4 жыл бұрын
HE DOESN"T JUST READ IT HE ALSO ACTS IT OUT WITH HIS OWN THEATRICAL INTERPRETATION!!!!
@lukereyalp3068
@lukereyalp3068 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonlamontagne Now that's a special
@jonlamontagne
@jonlamontagne 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukereyalp3068 thing is I can actually picture him doing it! No shirt and all!
@orenthalsimpson
@orenthalsimpson 4 жыл бұрын
When is Corey Taylor going to be on the show? Can't believe he's a mommy
@conor7187
@conor7187 4 жыл бұрын
Id love to see him on here.
@lorettagilmore8830
@lorettagilmore8830 4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly!!!
@ltws6657
@ltws6657 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see that happen so bad
@nallle
@nallle 4 жыл бұрын
Would love it, he probably has so much fucked up shit happened to him with all the drugs he have done.
@pdubzpyro
@pdubzpyro 4 жыл бұрын
Orenthal Simpson I had no clue!
@erikch5752
@erikch5752 4 жыл бұрын
I've grown to like Barts comedy, even though he hates the color of my skin.
@trenthessing8064
@trenthessing8064 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry black erik
@pdubzpyro
@pdubzpyro 4 жыл бұрын
As long as you’re at least the complexion of a Tito’s and coke, you’ll be fine.
@erikch5752
@erikch5752 4 жыл бұрын
Nice, no burning cross on my lawn then 😁
@kamdaddypurp3341
@kamdaddypurp3341 4 жыл бұрын
erik ch lmao
@daviddewar6008
@daviddewar6008 4 жыл бұрын
@@trenthessing8064 lmfao "black erik"
@Blooberry128
@Blooberry128 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Burnt admitted to choreographing Ari’s Kobe video
@Bravebaker
@Bravebaker 4 жыл бұрын
We need a shirt saying “Whole White Baby”
@TheBlackMambaa248
@TheBlackMambaa248 4 жыл бұрын
*”Look at these white people”*
@nv3831
@nv3831 4 жыл бұрын
"scuse me"
@cool_guy5905
@cool_guy5905 4 жыл бұрын
"...on da fizgeroll highway bruh" hahaha
@audiobookemperor
@audiobookemperor 4 жыл бұрын
Bert is a rich dude living like he has no dental insurance
@victoriabowman8411
@victoriabowman8411 4 жыл бұрын
Why is Nadav dressed for his bar mitzvah
@gregaaron89
@gregaaron89 4 жыл бұрын
He’s just featherin it
@dmanm85
@dmanm85 4 жыл бұрын
An idea for potter's scene could be, a sexy hairdresser that is grooming his shoulder hair and then she starts to take advantage of him.
@anchorbubba
@anchorbubba 4 жыл бұрын
She starts pulling on it while she dominates him
@michaelnorman9441
@michaelnorman9441 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. This!
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 4 жыл бұрын
Josh: "So how did you get into hairdressing?" Her: "Oh, I've just ALWAYS had an obsession with hair. I just love how it feels running my fingers through it..." "even the hair on a guy's chest or legs, it drives me wild, love it." Josh: "Really?!? I've always had a complex about the hair on my shoulders..." Her: "Really?!! Oh I've never had a man like that yet. Can I see it, is it thick like... Oh my!!"
@rayparibello
@rayparibello 4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else feeling hot all of a sudden?
@dmanm85
@dmanm85 4 жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki something along those lines lmao
@enriqueshockwave7632
@enriqueshockwave7632 4 жыл бұрын
Hey look it's a guest that actually has chest pains regularly
@johnpeterson2335
@johnpeterson2335 4 жыл бұрын
The meth tribe lol
@ryanlankford8634
@ryanlankford8634 4 жыл бұрын
Those bipolar meds dont do your heart any favors aka alcohol.
@iamthefuss934
@iamthefuss934 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Lankford what? What is alcohol also known as? English much?
@lerpalerp4357
@lerpalerp4357 4 жыл бұрын
IAMTHEFUSS bipolar meds player. Try and keep up before ya say some shit
@memorama66
@memorama66 4 жыл бұрын
I spit out my coffee when Josh said Christine has to watch 😂
@BajaBlast2003
@BajaBlast2003 2 жыл бұрын
A guy named Caden just told me about this podcast and I clicked on this episode.😂 I have classmates named Caden, Brayden, Jaden, Aydan and my name is Bladen.🤣🤣
@edgelord6061
@edgelord6061 4 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor and YMH. The crossover we never knew we needed.
@fonz824666
@fonz824666 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to be on the show
@lorettagilmore8830
@lorettagilmore8830 4 жыл бұрын
Well I, for one, have been fantasizing about this since I was 3
@pdubzpyro
@pdubzpyro 4 жыл бұрын
When did they speak of him? Time stamp please? I always move back and forward through these
@pdubzpyro
@pdubzpyro 4 жыл бұрын
41:38 it is mentioned
@Adrian-vd8rm
@Adrian-vd8rm 4 жыл бұрын
We dont need that. Corey taylor is a douchebag
@Crumpocalypse
@Crumpocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
That part in Bert’s special where he got drunk and started yelling about the Jews really bothered me, but the rest was great!
@madgreek253
@madgreek253 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I tried watching it last night and turned it off in less than 5 min. Absolutely cringe worthy.
@IsLifeaStage
@IsLifeaStage 4 жыл бұрын
The rest? You mean the credits?
@ejhqqtetjha
@ejhqqtetjha 4 жыл бұрын
Which special? It's hard to keep track of his rants.
@zenborungolf
@zenborungolf 4 жыл бұрын
@@madgreek253 ditto!!!!
@avidlyathena
@avidlyathena 4 жыл бұрын
@@ejhqqtetjha I believe he has a brand new special on Netflix called "Hey Big Boy"
@Vip3rC4in0022
@Vip3rC4in0022 3 жыл бұрын
1:24:30 lmao “broads” 😂😂 and the reaction from Christina is EXACTLY what he was looking for
@josephfragomeni
@josephfragomeni 4 жыл бұрын
Omg Corey Taylor needs to be on the show!! He would be an amazing YMH guest!!!
@shermangraves6715
@shermangraves6715 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my Lord, did anyone else get chills when Bert stood up, and yelled; "Long live Sacred Germany!"?
@HyperintelligentViralSpider
@HyperintelligentViralSpider 4 жыл бұрын
it was weird when the last thing he said on his special was EIN LAND, EIN VOLK, EIN REICH
@shumevkyo422
@shumevkyo422 4 жыл бұрын
I liked when he said “Long live the white race, We must secure the white race for generations to come. The black sun will rise resist racial eclipse”
@davel5120
@davel5120 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you guys no way to much about white supremacy 😂
@thesmokinogre
@thesmokinogre 4 жыл бұрын
@@davel5120 know it? Berts giving a seminar at the Honda center this week
@davel5120
@davel5120 4 жыл бұрын
TheSmokinOgre that’s not as bad as that time Bert denied the holocaust even existed on an interview on why he supports showering with other people’s children
@robertwarner318
@robertwarner318 4 жыл бұрын
"You look like a twang". Miss you fed smoker
@tylerbailey835
@tylerbailey835 Жыл бұрын
1:37:37 lmao, this fucking killed me. I can't stop looping the devastation in Bert's eyes haha "Mark-ball-wark-walg-wa-walberg." "Oh my god. That makes me want to quit drinking."
@wasteland6961
@wasteland6961 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom and Christina, Braydon here. Not a traditional spelling, or very common, but definitely a name that exists in the world. Love the show this moment is amazing for me.
@danielflinchum4559
@danielflinchum4559 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry to sound sappy. But I just lost my job because of the restrictions. I was in such a bad place the podcast you and Bert have put out have seriously helped me. Thank you
@boofert.washington2499
@boofert.washington2499 4 жыл бұрын
What was your job?
@ayeaye2295
@ayeaye2295 4 жыл бұрын
Unemployment is paying out. Cash out and enjoy the time off.
@madgreek253
@madgreek253 4 жыл бұрын
Keep featherin ot and maybe you can get your chomo job back and get that baby raper stamp you were working towards. Thats all a joke if you didnt get it. Hope you find work soon. Stay safe brother.
@DaMazeRunnr
@DaMazeRunnr 4 жыл бұрын
Trump gonna shell out some bread soon you'll be fine bb
@cashen7384
@cashen7384 4 жыл бұрын
What was your job?
@vgorp3849
@vgorp3849 4 жыл бұрын
Here's the scene: Potter is an old hairy man that's got 90 days to marry the love of his life from South America. He puts mayonnaise in his shoulder hair to look younger and then the girl walks in and sees him. At first, he's embarrassed but then she says remarks how hot and young he looks with hairy mayonnaise shoulders and the scene unfolds from there. You should also reach out to the guy from 90 Day Fiance for a cameo if possible.
@cbm3
@cbm3 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Burt saying "THE NEO NAZIS NEED TO STEP UP THEIR GAME!" is now in the YMH clip library.
@johnrobichaud1983
@johnrobichaud1983 3 жыл бұрын
1:27:56 the way Christina's face lights up when she finds our it's a black guy 🤣 and Tom's impression at 2:17:31
@Poseidon650
@Poseidon650 4 жыл бұрын
Tom, I don't know how to express this, but I'll try. I normally enjoy your podcast just fine, but THIS ONE hit the spot. This was perfect timing. Thank you T&P.
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 4 жыл бұрын
Guess they edited out Bert's rant about Blacks causing Coronavirus?
@cashen7384
@cashen7384 4 жыл бұрын
....It was the black Chinese jews according to Burnt Chrysler
@larurentius
@larurentius 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they made it members only, youtube wouldn't let them post the episode otherwise
@brianjean6438
@brianjean6438 4 жыл бұрын
Me: :( Christina: *snorts while laughing* me: :)
@ENCrook
@ENCrook 3 жыл бұрын
Breaks my heart that Bert doesn’t know about Leanne and her trainer yet
@BrandonGiordano
@BrandonGiordano 4 жыл бұрын
Even FedSmoker has standards. Even he doesn't want to be racist
@almostahero2
@almostahero2 4 жыл бұрын
Bart could learn a thing or two
@nicholasmaher843
@nicholasmaher843 4 жыл бұрын
I actually can't wait to see Bert's new Netflix hour. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN BROTHER!
@AT-5000_Autodialer
@AT-5000_Autodialer 4 жыл бұрын
Soon
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 4 жыл бұрын
It’s already out.
@englishmike1800
@englishmike1800 2 жыл бұрын
The part where he burned a lower case t was great and I love how he wore that pillow case looking hoof.
@alexjohnson5512
@alexjohnson5512 4 жыл бұрын
This is what is needed in this time of global pandemic. Brown talk and fed smoker replays. Thank you T Bunz & Water Champ.
@jay4759
@jay4759 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a second.... this isn't 2 bears
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 4 жыл бұрын
Brent was really trying not to call Enny a big word the whole time.
@lostinsauce4515
@lostinsauce4515 2 жыл бұрын
I think he did, it's just edited out
@FooMantis
@FooMantis 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I had no idea Corey T was a mommy. They so need to have him on.
@rrrico
@rrrico 4 жыл бұрын
That would be amaze!
@genemorris3rd
@genemorris3rd 4 жыл бұрын
Please!!! Corey on YMH!!!
@n8cabbage49
@n8cabbage49 4 жыл бұрын
There's clearly only one way to do the Josh scene. The massage therapist is rubbing Josh's shoulders, and he tells her to put more oil on there because she's pulling the hairs, but she's all out of oil. So she asks Josh's friends to help out, and a whole bunch of dude's walk in and shoot some "oil" on his shoulders for her and she rubs it all in.
@AB-ee5tb
@AB-ee5tb 4 жыл бұрын
N8 Cabbage 😂😂😂
@katherineledesma5201
@katherineledesma5201 2 жыл бұрын
His comment “imagine the dedication it takes to gain weight with constant mouth pain” hit me in my soul. The fear of the dentist is REAL
@rylinmurphy2538
@rylinmurphy2538 4 жыл бұрын
Watched Burnt's special last night. My wife and I were in tears.
@IsaiahKeiser
@IsaiahKeiser 4 жыл бұрын
Rylin Murphy Me too, thought it was kinda harsh when he trashed Martin Luther King Jr. for 15 minutes
@michaelaguirre8978
@michaelaguirre8978 4 жыл бұрын
Was it sad? :(
@rylinmurphy2538
@rylinmurphy2538 4 жыл бұрын
@@IsaiahKeiser and then straight into why he thinks Hitler should have won.
@pirkkala
@pirkkala 4 жыл бұрын
@@rylinmurphy2538 I cant believe he followed it up with 10 mins of jokes about how 9/11 wasnt real
@T00MuchFreeTime
@T00MuchFreeTime 4 жыл бұрын
Because of all the racism?
@everyvillainislemons7583
@everyvillainislemons7583 4 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say (and I’m sure countless mommies feel the same) that this podcast really brightens up my week :) y’all are the best, thanks for making me laugh every day.
@gsxrfixer6985
@gsxrfixer6985 4 жыл бұрын
Tom you have become my 1. favorite and the funniest comedian I ever known. Thank you and you're wife for making days amazing and full of laughter. Love you mommies
@lillianmrie9249
@lillianmrie9249 4 жыл бұрын
Christina saying Fans Only 😂 I’m a fellow jeans with a Fans Only account 🤣
@mathewcox9371
@mathewcox9371 4 жыл бұрын
Christina’s got that New Rap Energy
@iskatearound
@iskatearound 4 жыл бұрын
How did she not know what 99 problems is about. Did she not listen past the first hook?
@jamesmason7979
@jamesmason7979 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you like your life, Garth?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Socratichash
@Socratichash 4 жыл бұрын
THEY REALLY SAID "poor twang" 😂😂😭
@Ally.Cat.252
@Ally.Cat.252 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: “it’s the skinniest I’ve been it was after sober October” from memory he lost no weight lol
@johanjohanberg5672
@johanjohanberg5672 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: They're just like normal dude loads. Christina: Now hold on..
@JB-hy6cn
@JB-hy6cn 4 жыл бұрын
Takes Featherin It to a new level....
@purevocals510
@purevocals510 4 жыл бұрын
I liked burnt chryslers netflix special it was JUST RACIST ENOUGH for me
@theflowerhead
@theflowerhead 4 жыл бұрын
👌
@jakeblo4
@jakeblo4 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt KKKresler is a god
@cornjobb
@cornjobb 4 жыл бұрын
it's so funny that you replace his name with a "funny" one every time. so funny. every time. every single one.
@brendanwoodley7567
@brendanwoodley7567 4 жыл бұрын
@@cornjobb Brent Crystals is my favourite racist comedian
@gonzodelphiki2083
@gonzodelphiki2083 4 жыл бұрын
@@cornjobb Brent Christian slides right into that racist, high and tight sweetspot! "Hey Big Boy" is racist slang against black men! Calling an African-American "boy"? Terrible... Just terrible!
@brulesrules1543
@brulesrules1543 4 жыл бұрын
This ep is so good! I’ve never seen those 3 together. There friendship with each other is so pure. All segments are so funny! Thanks YMH!
@belligerent19
@belligerent19 4 жыл бұрын
Potter having that Green Bay Packers poster in the background
@AM-dd5tg
@AM-dd5tg 4 жыл бұрын
Even Burt's eyes have a gut
@PatGturdgangofficial
@PatGturdgangofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Leanne and Burt’s NRE with the sexy black trainer makes me so happy
@elkeegre1925
@elkeegre1925 4 жыл бұрын
Tom calling folks chomo is the best thing ever
@pauliseri935
@pauliseri935 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Potter should be the spokesman for "Head & Shoulders
@TGJoeyT
@TGJoeyT 4 жыл бұрын
Compliment Bert: Bert, your special was the 4th or 5th best one you've done.
@ultranitro437
@ultranitro437 4 жыл бұрын
Im surprised Tom never adressed the fact that he is wearing purple lipstick in his new special. Joe even brought it up and said I told you so.
@diktwist1459
@diktwist1459 4 жыл бұрын
Looked like that dude from devils rejects
@curlytalks25
@curlytalks25 4 жыл бұрын
I think he said the editors messed up on the coloring which gave him red lips so Netflix took it down to recolor the trailer and make sure the special is colored correctly
@memorama66
@memorama66 4 жыл бұрын
I saw it on the gram and was so confused. I need more context
@lola123pink
@lola123pink 4 жыл бұрын
*UPDATE: Bert ate bacon on his instagram story on March 20*
@Mr_Jish
@Mr_Jish 4 жыл бұрын
Then followed it up with swordfish and a 15lb brisket for dinner. "Easy peasy" turned into "I made it about 19 hours" 🤣 Mickey Mantle gene doesn't help with being fat, Brent.
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m real.” - Brayden Alexander, 2020
@smokeboi123
@smokeboi123 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin dying 😭😂 I have a nephew named Kaden 😂
@mattc9364
@mattc9364 4 жыл бұрын
If you look closely into Bert's eyes you can see burning crosses.
@ryn3422
@ryn3422 4 жыл бұрын
I liked the part when Bert yelled “we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children”
@user-xl1it1jq8t
@user-xl1it1jq8t 4 жыл бұрын
The fart riche
@darkstar0554
@darkstar0554 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out from Birmingham. We do love you here 😂😂
@HawaiianPunch557
@HawaiianPunch557 3 жыл бұрын
We really do love him here!
@RPRsChannel
@RPRsChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Tom&Bert should go on an European arena tour.
@fartsmckool8897
@fartsmckool8897 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely need Corey on as a guest now!
@aikymkad
@aikymkad 4 жыл бұрын
There should be a compilation of Tom introducing Bert
@michaelhinkley2598
@michaelhinkley2598 Жыл бұрын
Listening in 2023 one of the last lines from Tom to Bert is " calm down and enjoy the ride you are on... It's going to get bigger and bigger" if he wasn't right.
@jamesharris5156
@jamesharris5156 11 ай бұрын
1:58:43 oh my bert.. Christina- “We may need to paint our set” Bert- “Darcet?”
@vanwilhelm613
@vanwilhelm613 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early someone called me an accuser of the brethren
@dirkbowman946
@dirkbowman946 4 жыл бұрын
This is a blessing in the skies
@IloveGorgeousGeorge
@IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 жыл бұрын
It's really a head of the curb.
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 4 жыл бұрын
It's Intel lecture ally a cum in dating, too.
@GWhiizz
@GWhiizz 4 жыл бұрын
I once saw a black lady ask Bert to kiss her baby and he said “ew no thanks”
@BCS1105
@BCS1105 4 жыл бұрын
I love how small of a joke the whole Bert racism thing was originally and now it’s fucking everywhere! 😂
@cristophermora7171
@cristophermora7171 4 жыл бұрын
Can we please acknowledge how many times mommy Christine said she wanted a trainer in the last 30 minutes? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dietermertens7114
@dietermertens7114 4 жыл бұрын
Bert and Tom really should devise some unique way to tour or perform together: "2 bears 1 tour"
@tryitout-701
@tryitout-701 4 жыл бұрын
Dieter Mertens they don’t want to split the ticket money.
@plumber1192
@plumber1192 4 жыл бұрын
@@tryitout-701 If you watched yesterdays TFATK Berty boy said they have different agents and they dont like each other
@bbimbop9214
@bbimbop9214 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I’ve been waiting for what feels like years for them to discuss twang vs fedsmoker
@deadstellarengine
@deadstellarengine 4 жыл бұрын
Its common for Grand Wizards to take a very "country wife", ya know...to keep the bloodline pure
@LOGAN_BURNS
@LOGAN_BURNS 4 жыл бұрын
Fed smoker would make a fantastic South Park character
@CadChamberlain
@CadChamberlain 4 жыл бұрын
I was watching "Hey Big Boy" and had to turn it off half way through. Bert Crumbles wouldn't stop saying the n word.
@IloveGorgeousGeorge
@IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy, the last ten minutes is just unedited footage from 9/11
@Voo504Doo
@Voo504Doo 4 жыл бұрын
I actually had to turn it off halfway through TOO long winded with a lack of funny punchlines was putting me to sleep man he excels on podcasts and first specials were good this one sucked
@schmo2109
@schmo2109 4 жыл бұрын
VooDoo Wiz uhhh same 😬😔
@brandonboyce4180
@brandonboyce4180 4 жыл бұрын
@@Voo504Doo I was actually on the same page until the last 20 minutes. It was a chuckle every here and there until the last 20, then I was dying laughing, and I've never liked any of his standup before
@lorettagilmore8830
@lorettagilmore8830 4 жыл бұрын
@@Voo504Doo you missed the joke bud
@Raven09696
@Raven09696 4 жыл бұрын
The off screen cackle... 🤣😂
@BranceCrantly
@BranceCrantly 4 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of the funniest YMH's ever. I've been having to take laugh breaks. Pause video. Finish laughing. Calm down. Crack-up again. Unpause.
@LogadaBro
@LogadaBro 4 жыл бұрын
1:09:00 klan member joins chat
@CRAG710
@CRAG710 4 жыл бұрын
Blueban should be present while shooting the scene with Josh, so we have his laughter constantly in the background.
@powk3444
@powk3444 4 жыл бұрын
"I have to pull it out of a sheath"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@grantmanor6642
@grantmanor6642 4 жыл бұрын
That FedSmoker guitar line killed me!
@TheAnima589
@TheAnima589 4 жыл бұрын
I know Tommy will never see this, but I'm about half way through his new special, and holy shit, I've never laughed so hard in my life. Way to keep it high and tight!
@lanceslarock
@lanceslarock 4 жыл бұрын
Did they really just gloss over the fact that Bert thinks getting a vasectomy means he won't be able to come anymore?
@Tehcarp
@Tehcarp 4 жыл бұрын
Well when he started burning gospel song books and screaming in german anyone would get distracted.
@jamesmohr2886
@jamesmohr2886 4 жыл бұрын
He mentioned it twice
@the_comedycritic6066
@the_comedycritic6066 4 жыл бұрын
The more I listen to Bert the more I realize how lucky he is to have this career because he is a legit moron.
@jasminewood395
@jasminewood395 4 жыл бұрын
@@the_comedycritic6066 I mean... He's one of my favorite idiots ... But yea... Real lucky, I think he's just smart enough that he realizes how lucky he is from time to time
@JamesBuggemo
@JamesBuggemo 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, if Conald was in his 20's, he's a cautionary tale of feathering *too* much.
@King_of_Apathy
@King_of_Apathy 4 жыл бұрын
James Buggemo no such thing as too much feathering brother.
@WordoftheElderGods
@WordoftheElderGods 4 жыл бұрын
Just be sure to follow proto.
@kieran8720
@kieran8720 4 жыл бұрын
Feathering only goes one way. There can never be enough
@Stacey_-bf2mb
@Stacey_-bf2mb 4 жыл бұрын
His arrest warrant says he’s 43. I’m bummed out too
@N8DulcimerOld
@N8DulcimerOld 4 жыл бұрын
He was saying their friend Braden is in his 20s I think
@boogerpicker8104
@boogerpicker8104 4 жыл бұрын
When Crispina say “EEEEIIIIII KNOOOOWWWW” I want to rip my fucking ears off.
@brendandistefano
@brendandistefano 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: "Here's the scenario: you're broke as shit." Me: Yep.
@mrgreen3002
@mrgreen3002 4 жыл бұрын
If you're gunna cough, leave the room.
@johnnyblazze473
@johnnyblazze473 4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Rasmussen I was waiting for that drop 😂 opportunity missed
@1Challino
@1Challino 4 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine having a conversation with my best friend and having my wife be so involved in it
@Habdabi
@Habdabi 4 жыл бұрын
THAT TRAILER PART HAHAHAHA that got me good
@georgespirtos5316
@georgespirtos5316 2 жыл бұрын
Not knowing that El Torito means little bull is so funny to me. That's like people not realizing that the word "burrito" means little donkey. Hahah
@adippinghippo
@adippinghippo 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... Does Christina realize every name is made up? Like every one. Every name ever is made up
@RLybarger1986
@RLybarger1986 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of those little realities that you feel stupid for not realizing sooner.
@underthetrees4780
@underthetrees4780 4 жыл бұрын
She gets more annoying every week.
@ghoulsarefree
@ghoulsarefree 4 жыл бұрын
my name isn't made up, it's an original
@iamthefuss934
@iamthefuss934 4 жыл бұрын
She’s not tht smart
@iamthefuss934
@iamthefuss934 4 жыл бұрын
fart sucker I can’t even watch anymore. This is the second time in months. Watched tony recwntly and now Bert. We’ll see. She’s already sjw status barely in
@emily-zx3el
@emily-zx3el 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize Fed Smoker knew the Asian reporter from Family Guy *tricia takanawa
@jordandavis6635
@jordandavis6635 4 жыл бұрын
A local anchor in Minneapolis sounds almost exactly like her from Family Guy!
@emily-zx3el
@emily-zx3el 4 жыл бұрын
*miniappletits
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting so long for them to discover this clip 😂 sent it to them three times already
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 4 жыл бұрын
"Tom, I'm standing here with a man who is going to teach me to "feather it, brother." We will see if I am able to follow proto".
@guitjolin
@guitjolin 4 жыл бұрын
@@emily-zx3el miniasspolice
@loganosterman8314
@loganosterman8314 2 жыл бұрын
When Christine said my name I turned into a telescope
@jeremewilson4690
@jeremewilson4690 3 жыл бұрын
Actually mommies caiden is an old Irish name that means "ground fighter" according to my extensive research. That's why I gave that name to all 3 of my sons.
@Pecotrain
@Pecotrain 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in the parking lot of CVS listening to this.
@wokesherman2713
@wokesherman2713 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all know this guy likes to burn lowercase t's in people's yards.
@finessum2timez
@finessum2timez 4 жыл бұрын
Who.....???
@andrewsparks1795
@andrewsparks1795 4 жыл бұрын
Jeek dasneak burnt Chrysler
@collinjack1511
@collinjack1511 4 жыл бұрын
T? Tuh tuh, time to leave?
@Voo504Doo
@Voo504Doo 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Jjjj wtf does this mean
@finessum2timez
@finessum2timez 4 жыл бұрын
@@Voo504Doo Apparently trying to call Bert a racist.?
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 3 жыл бұрын
St. Patrick's Day is the only holiday Brent takes part in religiously.
@jamesking1482
@jamesking1482 4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz calls, you got to reply.... he surely has more interesting stories than LeeAnn losing weight.
@malcolmaustin1247
@malcolmaustin1247 4 жыл бұрын
omg someone FINALLY said it! Thank you!!!!!
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