Joey Diaz Sleeps With One Legged Woman - YMH Highlight

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5 жыл бұрын

Everyone likes to give back to the community sometimes... but no one gives back like Uncle Joey. Joey CoCo Diaz comes on Your Mom's House Podcast and tells Tom Segura and Christina P about the time he slept with this one legged woman. What an amazing story teller.
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@omagicc5194
@omagicc5194 Жыл бұрын
tom laughing histerically at his wifes discomfort makes me love him so much
@Pacific_Norfweest
@Pacific_Norfweest Жыл бұрын
He’s watching her live that load.
@lizardman1303
@lizardman1303 Жыл бұрын
She enjoying it
@danielsoriente2426
@danielsoriente2426 Жыл бұрын
That wasn't discomfort bud. Haha
@amresponsibilitytakernotli9613
@amresponsibilitytakernotli9613 Жыл бұрын
Don't pollute your love karma by watching these videos..think for your future before its too late ....
@danielsoriente2426
@danielsoriente2426 Жыл бұрын
@@amresponsibilitytakernotli9613 are you a bot
@Zosojuan
@Zosojuan 5 жыл бұрын
When your girl wants to hang with the bois 😂
@omarcazarez1102
@omarcazarez1102 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahahaha
@rubensoares3943
@rubensoares3943 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed bad idea
@Scarblade021
@Scarblade021 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooo facts
@TheShawn2996
@TheShawn2996 3 жыл бұрын
Yo this always how it goes when they say they can hang with the guys then you get the angsty looks and know you about to hear about it later
@ilopgaara
@ilopgaara 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheShawn2996 Completely fax
@TheLilwayne42
@TheLilwayne42 Жыл бұрын
“And I got a pinky surrounding her asshole” is one of the greatest Joey D quotes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
@nicholaspaul924
@nicholaspaul924 Жыл бұрын
Of course! Who the fuck you think you’re dealing with over here it’s Uncle Joey! 😂
@grumpy5.3
@grumpy5.3 2 ай бұрын
“Like she was drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew” 😂😂
@lastlaff2777
@lastlaff2777 2 күн бұрын
"The bitch had game. You can tell she knew how to suck a cock"
@bkcalvine
@bkcalvine Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in forever. Christina being so uncomfortable made it better.
@corsojames
@corsojames 2 ай бұрын
"lying there like she got shot in vegas" is one of the funniest things ever
@aidanjordan8178
@aidanjordan8178 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the best storyteller of all time
@Baker.Matthew
@Baker.Matthew 5 жыл бұрын
Aidan Jordan espesially when it come to slinging dick
@thehead6788
@thehead6788 5 жыл бұрын
I had to keep pausing the video to take laugh breaks. This dude has me in tears and toms laughing makes this 10 timess funnier 😂😂😂
@PuToKienLeaEstOo
@PuToKienLeaEstOo 5 жыл бұрын
He can tell the 3 little pigs story He will have everyone with their mouth open
@jayjayjay365
@jayjayjay365 4 жыл бұрын
the looks of shock I would subscribe 10 times
@wolfman9913
@wolfman9913 4 жыл бұрын
You mean the BIGGEST bullshit artist of all time!!
@AZOMBIERYO
@AZOMBIERYO 2 жыл бұрын
Tom -"did you know that he cant cum?" Joey -"where?" Fuck this gets me everytime
@charlieward7606
@charlieward7606 Жыл бұрын
joey has probably been banned from places a lot so that's what he expected xD
@carpiousmc3756
@carpiousmc3756 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jumbostorm887
@jumbostorm887 Жыл бұрын
@@charlieward7606 Joey is banned from Seattle I think lol
@philobetto5106
@philobetto5106 Жыл бұрын
aey! Joey, u mudder fuka! dat, was my ole lady! 'u's still gotter glass eyeball? pay me my $20 dollars basturd
@mysteryY2K
@mysteryY2K Жыл бұрын
@@jumbostorm887 wait what why??? i'm tryna see him on tour here 😂
@jasontajeri1811
@jasontajeri1811 11 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this clip nearly 20 times, and each time I die of laughter. The part where Joey says, “it’s like you’re 14 and your uncle’s molesting you”…Oh my god!
@sarahwright3411
@sarahwright3411 4 ай бұрын
And his raspy horse laugh right after he said that I died laughing!
@1993Redemption
@1993Redemption 3 ай бұрын
I remember a year or so back I was really struggling with myself and Joey Diaz clips were already starting to help me enjoy shit again, and then he dropped that joke (just on the fly like a Doctor) and I couldn't believe what he said and thought how is this clip not banned by KZfaq. Then I listened to it again and laughed, and then I laughed harder, and even harder the next several times. This guy is a treasure.
@Blairgutta1990
@Blairgutta1990 Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahhahah😂😂😂😂😂
@adn2d
@adn2d 12 сағат бұрын
You lot are sick in the head. Evil people find molestation funny. Especially when it comes to minors.
@JKentF
@JKentF 9 ай бұрын
“It was time to put the helmet in her mouth” WHEEZING!!!!
@MrAppie9090
@MrAppie9090 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey just keeps ramping up the story while looking at Christine getting increasingly uncomfortable. That was a great story!
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын
I think we all got MeToo'd. Great storyteller.
@jonathandorozowsky4005
@jonathandorozowsky4005 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure she was getting turned on.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandorozowsky4005 xD Yeah sure she was, and no is german for yes.
@str8904
@str8904 5 жыл бұрын
That's why women generally aren't good comedians. Joey's story was fucking hilarious and she was all like midly disgusted.
@jamesroboyle
@jamesroboyle 4 жыл бұрын
I think he purposely told all the explicit details after seeing christines reaction in the beginning of the story. Fucking Funny guy .
@edriantalavera5821
@edriantalavera5821 Жыл бұрын
That evil laugh from Joey after the uncle joke is glorious 😂
@PrlytheWn
@PrlytheWn Жыл бұрын
He took Christina back to a dark place
@vladimirandreev5932
@vladimirandreev5932 Жыл бұрын
Tremendous you meant!
@PrlytheWn
@PrlytheWn Жыл бұрын
@@vladimirandreev5932 that’s what she said when her uncle was done
@alk3myst
@alk3myst 11 ай бұрын
I was like "What uncle joke?" Then it came. (no pun intended).
@rashidhatimparker2766
@rashidhatimparker2766 11 ай бұрын
It made me cringe at first until I remember,”I’m in the hell with this man”,and I started laughing too😂.It’s that dark humor you have when you’re in Valhalla
@bjplvsut
@bjplvsut Жыл бұрын
Tom just glancing over at Christina whenever joey drops a description that gets gradually more vivid is too funny
@izzyb6985
@izzyb6985 11 ай бұрын
You know someone is funny when the production crew behind the cameras start laughing 💀 Love you Joey!
@The1nonlyBearjew
@The1nonlyBearjew 5 жыл бұрын
I literally watch this once a week.
@AholicKnight
@AholicKnight 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@JoepJackson
@JoepJackson 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@adamthobajr8597
@adamthobajr8597 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoepJackson so nasty and full of disgust
@JoepJackson
@JoepJackson 4 жыл бұрын
@@adamthobajr8597 lol thats exactly why I couldn't stop laughing just completely revolting
@adamthobajr8597
@adamthobajr8597 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoepJackson can't argue with that!
@ShopHeirlooms
@ShopHeirlooms 2 жыл бұрын
Joey is relentless 😂 he kept feeding off of that woman’s uncomfortableness, the more uncomfortable she got, the funnier he got 😂
@DoNtCaReBrO_305
@DoNtCaReBrO_305 Жыл бұрын
Facts 😂
@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096
@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 Жыл бұрын
discomfort
@thegadflygang5381
@thegadflygang5381 Жыл бұрын
​@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 99% of what Joey says is bullshit so if you look at it that way....
@danieln9226
@danieln9226 Жыл бұрын
@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 I read the comment, saw "uncomfortableness" and went -WHAT THE- to myself lol. Yes, 'uncomfortable' exists but wtf is 'uncomfortableness? LAMAOFAOOOOFEOOOOO
@tobygoodenough8743
@tobygoodenough8743 Жыл бұрын
@@danieln9226 you typed a paragraph over something someone typed.
@Cietru
@Cietru Жыл бұрын
Tom: "I know Christine" Kills me everytime
@Lilmonke_586
@Lilmonke_586 10 ай бұрын
This has to be the funniest conversation I’ve ever heard 💀Uncle Joey is a treasure
@PoisonInc
@PoisonInc 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you can hear the production team crying laughing too.
@adamthobajr8597
@adamthobajr8597 4 жыл бұрын
You should watch joey on Honey Dew podcast. I'll send you the link if you want the production crew laughs non stop
@SVMTY0725
@SVMTY0725 4 жыл бұрын
adam Joe Pesci yooo send that link pls
@adamthobajr8597
@adamthobajr8597 4 жыл бұрын
@@SVMTY0725 hey anytime, search KZfaq for "Honey dew podcast" episode feat. Ryan Sickler and Joey Diaz" you'll prolly get many results- look for past 6 weeks you'll see Uncle Joey in a Blue T-shirt. Still...drinking that same 500ml water bottle as irritating as possible.
@adamthobajr8597
@adamthobajr8597 4 жыл бұрын
@@SVMTY0725 2. KZfaq search for Redbar Joey Diaz. OK so this weird Iranian man and his very chubby, NEVER SEEN female sidekick who agrees with 150℅ of what shit he spews. I'm sorry for the clichés. I just hate Redbar and his negative energy, I'm out. Home boy
@chadonlegran
@chadonlegran 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamthobajr8597 just send the link wtf lol
@acrane2
@acrane2 Жыл бұрын
The most important level of comedy is having 50% of your audience dying of laughter, and 50% absolutely mortified. This was so hilarious!!!!
@strangerphantom9680
@strangerphantom9680 Жыл бұрын
The great Patrice o'neal 🎉
@gbshaw107
@gbshaw107 6 ай бұрын
That man was a legend, rip🙌
@chopper3526
@chopper3526 Жыл бұрын
"I switched up and two finger Louieing her" Is the best line ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davenova850
@davenova850 6 ай бұрын
"Two-finger Louie'ing" I was dying laughing
@guneskoc
@guneskoc 2 ай бұрын
whats the meaning of louieing
@k.2382
@k.2382 Жыл бұрын
“It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew” this had me crying for half an hour 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@rdug2165
@rdug2165 Жыл бұрын
Load of death 🤣
@devonweiske6189
@devonweiske6189 Жыл бұрын
"It's like youre 14 and your uncles molesting you" has me dead asf
@seanlongway4776
@seanlongway4776 Жыл бұрын
@@rdug2165 🤣🤣😂😂
@nathanschmidtke5901
@nathanschmidtke5901 Жыл бұрын
Loady diaz
@christianrivera0712
@christianrivera0712 Жыл бұрын
*gulp Ahh… 💀
@utepminers39
@utepminers39 5 жыл бұрын
Laying there...... Like she got shot in Vegas 🧐🧐🤣😂😂
@braeling3677
@braeling3677 5 жыл бұрын
Cabrini Greenbacks her asshole still open like a dragon’s mouth
@walshjustin04
@walshjustin04 5 жыл бұрын
Cabrini Greenbacks that shit is fucked up😂😂😂
@Sneak248
@Sneak248 5 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@obzrvthegreat2309
@obzrvthegreat2309 5 жыл бұрын
Had me dying..😂
@yungdiabeates
@yungdiabeates 5 жыл бұрын
Deaddddd
@mariomedina-ut2fd
@mariomedina-ut2fd 9 ай бұрын
Hearing the crew in the background laugh hysterically makes this even more funnier
@sevensages5279
@sevensages5279 9 ай бұрын
7:55 the way Joey laughs at Christine when she tries to change the subject 😂😂😂
@guadafok3585
@guadafok3585 3 жыл бұрын
Christine acts edgy but can't handle Uncle Joey's stories lmao
@bbllaakkee
@bbllaakkee 3 жыл бұрын
hey she's been in therapy for 10 years!
@miloandot
@miloandot 3 жыл бұрын
She acts that way purposely. She can 1 million percent handle anything he says. It's just for comedic effect to act disgusted or uncomfortable.
@PowerHouse1987
@PowerHouse1987 3 жыл бұрын
@@miloandot exactly, she understands how comedy works.
@xandercorp6175
@xandercorp6175 2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, she played it the way she oughta play it. This is a podcast for entertainment, not to prove Christina is cool. You got no sense of showbusiness lol.
@johns9940
@johns9940 2 жыл бұрын
I can watch nearly anything without wincing but the way Joey describes sex is so gross
@bobfuckingsmith
@bobfuckingsmith Жыл бұрын
Joey just chilling telling story is funnier than 99% of comedians whole routines
@platinum014
@platinum014 Жыл бұрын
The cringe "look how politically correct I am" walking on eggshells jokes comedians tell now is pathetic.
@jeremydelaney1112
@jeremydelaney1112 Жыл бұрын
I literally came here to comment this same thing. I am uncontrollably laughing at this.
@AntagonistVR
@AntagonistVR 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, chill talk I’d always funnier than actual routines, like I watched Theo vons special and it was extremely unfunny, but when Theo Is on a Pog just talking, he’d the funniest person on the plane t
@anthonysteen56
@anthonysteen56 5 ай бұрын
@@AntagonistVRcouldn’t agree more…I was so disappointed with his “routine” but his improv work is on a whole different level
@iainh
@iainh 8 ай бұрын
This is the funniest 10 minutes of YMH. All credit to Joey, minor shout out to Christine with the "You got any dates coming up?". I revisit this clip now and again and it delivers every time.
@memphiskray
@memphiskray Жыл бұрын
Man. I watched this twenty times. and again now, and i still cried laughing. this is the best story ever told, Joey is absolutely amazing.
@zephyrleapold6796
@zephyrleapold6796 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know if she got shot in vietnam.."
@Law9652
@Law9652 4 жыл бұрын
That had me howling.
@Mari0slayar
@Mari0slayar 4 жыл бұрын
You can't cancel uncle Joey the people will not let it happen.
@dilldozar296
@dilldozar296 4 жыл бұрын
Thing is joeys a comedian. He’s simply telling jokes. People just don’t know how to take jokes no more
@phtephen2470
@phtephen2470 4 жыл бұрын
@@dilldozar296 man I dont give a shit about the general cancel culture or metoo. He can make a joke about any fucking thing. But I dont think him saying he only let women perform on stage for blowjobs was a joke. Thats fucking disgusting behaviour to the core. He never said it was a joke so why would anyone think it was?
@dilldozar296
@dilldozar296 4 жыл бұрын
Phtephen a good comedian is one that talks where you can’t tell if he’s joking or not!!!! That’s Joey
@phtephen2470
@phtephen2470 4 жыл бұрын
@@dilldozar296 so comedians have the same tell as sex offenders? Yea no I disagree with that. When Jared talked about sexy children, people also thought he was joking..
@bolly0915
@bolly0915 4 жыл бұрын
bet....
@argon1613
@argon1613 Жыл бұрын
When I have a bad day I come and rewatch this, it never gets old. Funniest story ever
@punkbus1
@punkbus1 10 ай бұрын
5 months late reply, but this and Changing Flavours on JRE
@argon1613
@argon1613 Ай бұрын
​@punkbus1 indeed it is. I forgot I left this comment. I guess I've been feeling down lately, huh.
@argon1613
@argon1613 Ай бұрын
​@@punkbus1and yes, that one is also hilarious!
@fintan1471
@fintan1471 3 ай бұрын
You hear the guys in the back dying with laughter its incredible what this man is able to do with his stories
@youmirindude
@youmirindude 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "It was one of those loads Christine that don't stop" Diaz
@killanova2494
@killanova2494 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Sneak248
@Sneak248 5 жыл бұрын
Load of Det 😂😂😂
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 5 жыл бұрын
"This is the worst pinata colada I've ever had" 😂😂😂
@KTF0
@KTF0 4 жыл бұрын
It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew
@mwooff24
@mwooff24 4 жыл бұрын
SneakOne_ Omg I loved how you spelled death that way lmfao.
@XGATEXKEEPERX
@XGATEXKEEPERX Жыл бұрын
Joey is the unfiltered uncle everyone wish they had. I wouldn’t miss a single family gathering just to hear this man tell his stories.
@AllWillBeRevealed957
@AllWillBeRevealed957 Жыл бұрын
My father is that way. Oh lord it gets crazy.
@BroughtCat
@BroughtCat Жыл бұрын
Same here bro.
@BroughtCat
@BroughtCat Жыл бұрын
@@AllWillBeRevealed957 Lucky!
@1993Redemption
@1993Redemption Жыл бұрын
i laugh pretty uncontrollably and have the time of my life when someone gets me, and a guy like Joey would have me shamelessly on the floor in the middle of thanksgiving dinner kicking my feet laughing. i would move mountains to make it to any family occasion that guy showed up to.
@1993httphil
@1993httphil Жыл бұрын
Bro my uncle is just like that... once took out his D at garden party and held it over the barbecue asking, "Who wants some sausage?!" - and my aunt, savage as she is, goes "That's not gonna fill anyone!". I love my family.
@Zac_Frost
@Zac_Frost 9 ай бұрын
I wish I could erase this story from my memory just to hear it for the first time again.
@EFUwazurike
@EFUwazurike Жыл бұрын
I’m in tears, my head hurts, and I can’t breathe! Where has Joey Diaz been my whole life?
@Givens94
@Givens94 Жыл бұрын
“Open like a dragon’s mouth” is an insane analogy that never fails to crack me up. The way he came up with that on the spot is ridiculous lol
@Thugnificent95
@Thugnificent95 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me you have a timestamp, been trying to find it
@Givens94
@Givens94 Жыл бұрын
@@Thugnificent95 1:18
@WhateverWhateverwtghvh
@WhateverWhateverwtghvh Жыл бұрын
wed all igamine a dragons breath smells like shit, but at least hot and warm. the sphincter opens up like a lizzard mouth too.
@rugersociety30
@rugersociety30 7 ай бұрын
Genius!!
@hyperionman420
@hyperionman420 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is an unapologetic, disgusting, obscene, blunt man. I LOVE HIM.
@gracebalducci8725
@gracebalducci8725 5 жыл бұрын
He the 🐐
@marioskaripidis6029
@marioskaripidis6029 5 жыл бұрын
AND I LOVE HIM
@PoisonInc
@PoisonInc 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' love Uncle Joey. He's a SAVAGE.
@Lorendrawn
@Lorendrawn 4 жыл бұрын
Did you say BLUNT?
@SpooksMcGhie
@SpooksMcGhie 4 жыл бұрын
SUCKA LA MINK
@Zer-bp3ch
@Zer-bp3ch Жыл бұрын
whenever I’m bored at work and need a good laugh I ALWAYS come to this video!! Joey Diaz is a GOAT!
@pantzdollars7853
@pantzdollars7853 Жыл бұрын
The way Christina says "yeah" with such sympathy 😂 4:48
@stylestewards
@stylestewards Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest conversation I’ve ever seen in my life. I watch this once every month or so just to put myself in a better mood.
@malachihandemande8159
@malachihandemande8159 Жыл бұрын
Right there with you bro 😂😂😂
@chrisfalzone5523
@chrisfalzone5523 Жыл бұрын
This was great but nothing tops Joey’s shit story on Rogan.
@shitisbigtime
@shitisbigtime Жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@scoobysnak07
@scoobysnak07 Жыл бұрын
Listen to the Puerto Rican Nelson or Vinny Warhead one
@jeffbettencourt6263
@jeffbettencourt6263 Жыл бұрын
Ditto. With many Joey stories I do the same
@Leavemealone132
@Leavemealone132 5 жыл бұрын
He looks so proud of himself after the uncle line like he just discovered a new tier of offensive
@epsteinsblackbook
@epsteinsblackbook Жыл бұрын
You just black out like your 14 and your uncle is about to molest you 😂😂😂😂😂
@1990rable
@1990rable Жыл бұрын
bro what exactly did he say tho? cant understand him ^^
@cesarditto2
@cesarditto2 Жыл бұрын
@@1990rable she said she blacked out during his story, he said sure when i put my tongue in your ass you black out too Like when you're 14 and your uncle is molesting you.
@GoldenGod69
@GoldenGod69 Жыл бұрын
@@1990rable I’m not gonna type it out and end up on a FBI watchlist lol
@hemlock42069
@hemlock42069 Жыл бұрын
@@GoldenGod69 Smart move pal. 😂
@STKReacts
@STKReacts 2 ай бұрын
Any time I am sad, I come here for the greatest laugh of my life. Every time.
@1985swish
@1985swish Ай бұрын
“And she’s like this Christine” who couldn’t be anymore uncomfortable 😅 uncle joey
@TestTest-fm2cu
@TestTest-fm2cu 5 жыл бұрын
Christine looking for some Human Resources after this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rainstand2772
@rainstand2772 2 жыл бұрын
More because Joey said he’s not circumcised lmao
@parkistheman
@parkistheman Жыл бұрын
The “got shot in Vietnam” line is underrated 😂😂😂
@kennethjames3925
@kennethjames3925 Жыл бұрын
I have not laughed this hard in my life. Damn, I am literally crying from laughing.
@kooskoos8181
@kooskoos8181 3 ай бұрын
This is one of if not my FAVORITE Diaz story. Love this guy.
@shanecrumpton3846
@shanecrumpton3846 5 жыл бұрын
Joey is an American treasure! I have never laughed so hard at someone's discomfort, this was incredible!!!
@NotSoRandom_
@NotSoRandom_ 4 жыл бұрын
International*
@patrickchico2798
@patrickchico2798 4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous!
@williamphillips2671
@williamphillips2671 4 жыл бұрын
D C American citizen moron
@williamphillips2671
@williamphillips2671 4 жыл бұрын
Random Guy no he isn’t international
@pabl0sauced0
@pabl0sauced0 4 жыл бұрын
@D C he's a castro refugee lol
@ulyssespeguero3687
@ulyssespeguero3687 Жыл бұрын
"Nobody touched her monkey in 10 years" the most New Jersey sentence I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣
@rainstand2772
@rainstand2772 Жыл бұрын
Man Uncle Joey was a pimp any story he tells he snags a chick with big tits
@heroiccombatengineer6018
@heroiccombatengineer6018 Жыл бұрын
Is the word monkey commonly used there? heard it the first time from Joey himself
@rainstand2772
@rainstand2772 Жыл бұрын
@@heroiccombatengineer6018 I think it’s mainly Joey cuz I haven’t heard anyone else use it but him or serial killer Albert fish
@VanjaHadzic
@VanjaHadzic Ай бұрын
Every now and then I get back to this clip 😂
@Ill06Taco
@Ill06Taco 18 күн бұрын
It's always a gamble taking a drink while Joey is talking
@imthunderstruck
@imthunderstruck 5 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch the blacking out line 5 times and I kept laughing harder each time until I was cry and got hiccups. The contrast between Tom and Christina's reactions is priceless
@toxindz
@toxindz 5 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂😂😂💕
@spacecowboy6707
@spacecowboy6707 5 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha no one but Joey can say some shit like that
@bassAssassin187
@bassAssassin187 Жыл бұрын
The people in the background are cracking up too lol
@JorgeLopez-su3le
@JorgeLopez-su3le 5 жыл бұрын
Christina inadvertently made this possible. Joey saw how uncomfortable she was, and was just ramping it up more and more. He wanted her to walk out of her own podcast lmao. The laughs in the background when he drops the final bomb were fucking tremendous. Best Joey clip I've ever seen.
@DrOctatonic
@DrOctatonic 4 жыл бұрын
Talk about looking too much into it. It’s a good story. That’s why he told it.
@arthurtorres580
@arthurtorres580 4 жыл бұрын
@@thecake03 literally read this when he said it
@etfjordan3473
@etfjordan3473 3 жыл бұрын
He was def ramping that up im sure he started gassing it at some point😭💀
@HDitzzDH
@HDitzzDH 3 жыл бұрын
"Laying there like she got shot in Vegas"
@JamesExcell-InterJex
@JamesExcell-InterJex 3 жыл бұрын
Christine*
@faeezhendricks6472
@faeezhendricks6472 Жыл бұрын
OMG I almost died from this. Joey is beyond hilarious to me lol
@JC-og4vh
@JC-og4vh 2 ай бұрын
The gallon of Mountain Dew killed me 😂
@rodierna
@rodierna 5 жыл бұрын
“That was the worst Pina Colada I ever had!”... The best CoCo comment I ever heard! 😂
@thedanksavatron7782
@thedanksavatron7782 5 жыл бұрын
Christine face is priceless!!! LMAO...
@toxindz
@toxindz 5 жыл бұрын
The uterus took over
@Joan08Nunez
@Joan08Nunez 5 жыл бұрын
Christina
@jayjayjay365
@jayjayjay365 4 жыл бұрын
she thought she was game until that moment
@jayjayjay365
@jayjayjay365 4 жыл бұрын
also love toms face cos he knows this is a set up
@makatron
@makatron 4 жыл бұрын
@@Joan08Nunez whooosh
@HezzyEastside
@HezzyEastside 10 ай бұрын
"Its like youre 14 and your uncle's molesting you" 😂😂😂😂 I always die laughing on that part. Comedic genius Uncle Joey!
@adn2d
@adn2d 12 сағат бұрын
You are evil.
@Wooden_iguana14
@Wooden_iguana14 Жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I heard this I almost had an asthma attack because I was in the office and trying desperately to stifle my hysterical laughter
@djvertigo2698
@djvertigo2698 5 жыл бұрын
Someone animate that!!!!!!!
@BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved
@BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved 5 жыл бұрын
DJ Vertigo idk how it’ll be on youtube😭😭😭
@gosropoorheydar1775
@gosropoorheydar1775 5 жыл бұрын
Animating that would be a crime against nature.
@UnKnown43783
@UnKnown43783 5 жыл бұрын
animate and put it on pornhub
@joeventre9357
@joeventre9357 4 жыл бұрын
You want to go to prison? Cuz that will get you locked up for 10 easy
@MF-LXRD
@MF-LXRD 4 жыл бұрын
They have hentai for that moron.
@jackcarter233
@jackcarter233 Жыл бұрын
This gets funnier the more I watch it. I love how Joey keeps directly addressing Christine throughout the load story, like she needed to know this story the most of all.
@jennifergarcia4486
@jennifergarcia4486 Жыл бұрын
Lol your comment made me laugh the hardest! 😂 thank you
@ieatmothersfordinner
@ieatmothersfordinner 9 ай бұрын
The greatest story ever told on any podcast. Ever.
@Adelaide-audits.
@Adelaide-audits. Жыл бұрын
"It's like your uncle when you 13!!" Omg, dying here 😭
@SEXCOPTER_RUL
@SEXCOPTER_RUL 5 жыл бұрын
her face was like she just relived a horrible experience lmao
@renatusrecords242
@renatusrecords242 5 жыл бұрын
SEXCOPTER RUL That’s how she winded up w kids lmao
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын
She's getin' those Vietnam flashbacks.
@jacappy111
@jacappy111 5 жыл бұрын
She's loving every minute of it.... !!!! As she pretends to be respectable !!! 🤗
@willie417
@willie417 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacappy111 if she didn't like it, he wouldn't have been on their show as much as he has.
@deviljon
@deviljon 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like she needs a drink.
@blamethemonkey784
@blamethemonkey784 4 жыл бұрын
Who else is here cause they tried to cancel Uncle Joey today . Lol
@andren8788
@andren8788 4 жыл бұрын
👍🏾🤷🏾‍♂️
@raerondo
@raerondo 4 жыл бұрын
they lame as hell, have no humor😢😂
@zlatkonanev
@zlatkonanev 4 жыл бұрын
Ait gonna happen. World won't be the same.
@possiblyacop2465
@possiblyacop2465 4 жыл бұрын
wait, what happened?
@zlatkonanev
@zlatkonanev 4 жыл бұрын
@@possiblyacop2465 Some bs he was talking about on JRE from 10 years ago and they made a big deal about it. Ain't shit for Joey
@Babassecretchannel
@Babassecretchannel 7 ай бұрын
This is the funniest vid on youtube. Funny as hell!
@agustinetchegoyhen8875
@agustinetchegoyhen8875 Жыл бұрын
One of the best stories in the whole internet ever. I watch it at least 2 o 3 times a year
@chiefhardy6312
@chiefhardy6312 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was over then he delivered the uncle line and I literally started crying.
@jamesbiering2589
@jamesbiering2589 Жыл бұрын
One of the best lines in all of comedy and podcast history.
@jamesbiering2589
@jamesbiering2589 Жыл бұрын
Nah in all of history of human kind!!
@Saigemeister
@Saigemeister Жыл бұрын
One of the best Joey Diaz stories of all time. I feel like he forgot he was on a podcast and we got a glimpse of what it must be like on a tour bus or in a green room with Joey. A real treat. So funny!!
@scottmcmillan5085
@scottmcmillan5085 Жыл бұрын
That's why Joe Rogan loves talking to Joey. Lol
@nigelsmith443
@nigelsmith443 Жыл бұрын
When he climbed in that woman's room like a bat out of hell was up there as well.
@justcharles7429
@justcharles7429 9 ай бұрын
Yo I can’t even everything about this is amazing. Joey getting more intense Christine’s discomfort Joe dying of laughter “open like a dragons mouth” is craaazzyyy 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭💀☠️🪦
@ivanichianus
@ivanichianus Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro what the hell did I just listen to He wilding Also I love that there’s people in the background just dying of laughter while he is telling the last story
@MrPll577
@MrPll577 5 жыл бұрын
Christina is so uncomfortable when joey talks its so funny
@str8904
@str8904 5 жыл бұрын
@@gabelogan56 Most Women don't understand humor, there's a reason all the top comedians are Men.
@gabelogan56
@gabelogan56 5 жыл бұрын
@@str8904 nah man, there's plenty of really good female comics out there. ESPECIALLY at your local comedy clubs. The trouble is at the top. SO many networks and studios and tv execs still think there's a very small amount of female material that is "marketable". It's their fault we don't get to see the really funny chicks. We always end up seeing the one's talking about being a mom and how awful guys are and all that fucking schlock. Edit: ALSO definitely a whole lot of bad female comics out there in the local level too. Going for clapter. But man... I've seen at least a dozen female comics at $5 or free shows in SF that were 10X better than half the comics I've seen make it on the Tonight Show or Late Show. Executives only show what they think they can really sell.
@fleshreap
@fleshreap 4 жыл бұрын
@@gabelogan56 there's no real gatekeepers anymore, if you're great you can make your own way off youtube, podcasts or whatever. Times that tv execs dictated what comedy we got to see are long gone.
@gabelogan56
@gabelogan56 4 жыл бұрын
@@fleshreap Not long gone. Not even gone yet. But HELL YEA... thank god for the youtube and social media revolution as far as artists getting exposure on their own! It's definitely helping in fucking incredible ways!
@chasmurphy1227
@chasmurphy1227 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabelogan56 dude snap out of it. Netflix literally disabled their rating system just to push Amy Schumer through to the top & she's hot trash
@TheCheat420
@TheCheat420 4 жыл бұрын
"You know Potter, did you know he can't come?" "Where?" Fucking hilarious.
@blairsmith3199
@blairsmith3199 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah not why or how but where?! 😂😂😂😂😂
@wretchedslippage3255
@wretchedslippage3255 2 жыл бұрын
Its fucking instant laughs and then insane laughs for another 10 minutes. This is the best story ever told
@NotProFishing
@NotProFishing 2 жыл бұрын
Like joey and Seattle and Colorado
@tonyiommi2380
@tonyiommi2380 2 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@user-pk1ql4mp5b
@user-pk1ql4mp5b 5 ай бұрын
The look on Christine's face is freaking nuthouse hilarious!!!😂😂😂
@contentiskingg
@contentiskingg 2 ай бұрын
This story should be incorporated into his stand up sets
@stephenshaver5787
@stephenshaver5787 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Christine says she's a degenerate but reacts like this
@432N1CK
@432N1CK 4 жыл бұрын
Christine is not funny and very pussy like
@romancastro_
@romancastro_ 3 жыл бұрын
what if she's doing a bit and pretending to be grossed out?
@bchstr
@bchstr 3 жыл бұрын
Roman Castro yeah I thought that was obvious loool
@Carlos-wp7gz
@Carlos-wp7gz Жыл бұрын
@@romancastro_ what if you're making excuses because you enjoy a shit comedian?
@nachomansandyravage2346
@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын
@@romancastro_ nah she's about to vomit over it, it's legit
@zmeicorp
@zmeicorp 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful Joey Diaz, you just can't cancel him, he's too powerful.
@adamspivey
@adamspivey Жыл бұрын
Joey was truly firing on all cylinders with this one! The man is a national treasure!
@0680496
@0680496 5 жыл бұрын
Man we seriously have to protect Joey Diaz 24/7 he's a national treasure we got to experience him as long as we can
@adaptive_andrew
@adaptive_andrew 4 жыл бұрын
Now's our time.
@BowskDog
@BowskDog 4 жыл бұрын
Especially now lol
@rainstand2772
@rainstand2772 2 жыл бұрын
Put his brain and soul into a robot if he gets too old
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 Жыл бұрын
Christine the best example of a edgy girl in the group meeting the fiend friend for the first time and getting uncomfortable 😂
@themilkman7748
@themilkman7748 Жыл бұрын
THAT is amazingly fucking accurate!! They don’t realise male grossness has no limits! 😂
@jackmacgillicutty8045
@jackmacgillicutty8045 Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Segura's bit about when he was the porn buyer for his floor in his college dorm and how men are degenerates, lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if previous retellings helped inspire that.
@cjfrench5401
@cjfrench5401 10 ай бұрын
Hands down one of the funniest things ever, its the “AAAAHHHH” that always gets me 😂😂
@thejinxyandjennashow5819
@thejinxyandjennashow5819 Жыл бұрын
This if the best thing I have ever came across!! I can’t stop watching it. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
@tristanhemy5240
@tristanhemy5240 Жыл бұрын
That Uncle line was deadly 😂🤣😂
@zionmcfarland4365
@zionmcfarland4365 4 жыл бұрын
Twitter trying to cancel him when he's got stories like this one for days 😂😂😂 he's uncancellable if that's even a word
@OriginalLabStudios
@OriginalLabStudios 5 ай бұрын
This is easily in the top five most insane videos I’ve seen on KZfaq
@supernintendro
@supernintendro 10 ай бұрын
One of Joey's best clips lol. He's so damn good at delivering crazy stories.
@GR1NCH
@GR1NCH 5 жыл бұрын
Tom is cracking up like "babe this is why I have to do Joe Rogan, you can't handle this"
@riffraff9070
@riffraff9070 5 жыл бұрын
“I started two-finger Louieing her” 💀
@kingraj333
@kingraj333 5 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is that lol?
@joeventre9357
@joeventre9357 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been using that line ever since I heard this ep
@lennonmuststay7966
@lennonmuststay7966 4 жыл бұрын
Rap game Joey Diaz
@ericallen7112
@ericallen7112 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingraj333 gotta ask Louie about that.
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon 4 жыл бұрын
I think its two wet fingers in the vagine
@Lolaandcassidyadventures
@Lolaandcassidyadventures 7 ай бұрын
Two finger Louie 😂
@irishwk97
@irishwk97 5 жыл бұрын
Two finger louie. My god I've never laughed so hard.
@riffraff9070
@riffraff9070 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking Hilarious line
@cerealfamine1
@cerealfamine1 4 жыл бұрын
I had to urban dictionary it. Lol
@potnoodles4life171
@potnoodles4life171 5 жыл бұрын
7:37 Her Face 😂😂 getting flashbacks 100%
@alexandermatthews145
@alexandermatthews145 9 ай бұрын
Christina was absolutely getting hot and bothered listening to Joey 💯
@drandle11
@drandle11 10 ай бұрын
Joay a monster 😂😂😂😂
@williamthomas5215
@williamthomas5215 4 жыл бұрын
Tom laughing uncontrollably throughout the entire story makes the video 10x funnier
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify Жыл бұрын
They were dying in the booth
@PlayafromtheHimalayas
@PlayafromtheHimalayas 5 жыл бұрын
7:38 You don't get many "firsts" the older you get in life, but at this moment, Christine has hit a new level of uncomfortable that she is dealing with.
@David-nd4to
@David-nd4to 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@paddy6891
@paddy6891 6 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed this much in such a long time.
@HamHandzBill
@HamHandzBill Жыл бұрын
Greatest story ever told.
@buckeyepilot3929
@buckeyepilot3929 2 жыл бұрын
He's lucky he has a Brooklyn accent. He'd never get away with ANY of these stories without it. 😂
@y2kjericho851
@y2kjericho851 Жыл бұрын
Jersey accent
@didurightaguilar5974
@didurightaguilar5974 Жыл бұрын
Wrong red neck lol
@lyssanch3096
@lyssanch3096 Жыл бұрын
@@didurightaguilar5974 whatever its all new York up there anyways lol
@bootysushi
@bootysushi Жыл бұрын
“Saying this is the worse piña colada I’ve ever had” had me crying laughing. This man is comedic gold 😂😂
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