HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura

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HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura

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Tom Segura sits down with Ryan Sickler on this episode of The HoneyDew. Tom talks about his experience with G.H.B. in college, his recent incident taking a mega-dose from Joey Diaz, and one of the dirtiest football plays of his life. Then Tom wraps up the episode by giving some advice to his 16-year old self.
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@ianscott1155 4 жыл бұрын

Sickler's laugh reminds me that happiness is imminent.

@bender8784 4 жыл бұрын

Funches better watch his throne

@bryanstiener1535 4 жыл бұрын

i don't get that. of course you can't laugh without being happy, it's kind of impossible. like not blinking when sneezing.

@ClaireDCoaching 4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Stiener yeah but some people get more enjoyment out of jokes etc. Ryan’s laugh makes me so happy because I also have a distinctive honk so I feel less alone lol

@rexrob.88 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I have to listen to it at low volume I’m my headphones because of his laugh.

@CitrusFarmer710 4 жыл бұрын

It is identical to Lee Syatt’s laugh.

@Kings_Crossing 4 жыл бұрын

When you're featherin' it brother!

@WallhacksYT 4 жыл бұрын

Feather that babyraper 'stache

@slados1 4 жыл бұрын

Watch the faceclothes there, chomo!

@Billy-hr6wk 4 жыл бұрын

Ta ta. 1:11:50

@michaelhenderson643 4 жыл бұрын

JUST SO YOU KNOW... YER ON FIRE

@Bobojanglesbo 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta get it hot

@IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 жыл бұрын

I wish i had a job where one of my best friends was also my boss and also was Tom Segura.

@chrism45 4 жыл бұрын

But that means you'll eventually either be a victim or an accomplice

@IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 жыл бұрын

@@chrism45 😂😂

@shoonger001 4 жыл бұрын

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge 50/50 I like those odds.

@21AdamA 4 жыл бұрын

My best friend is my boss but he's just Blake :(

@THCMusicBlog 4 жыл бұрын

imagine being tom's doctor

@a.foster199 4 жыл бұрын

It’s cool to hear about how Tom and Burt met, didn’t realize it was in a rehab facility though.

@yourneighborhoodtrainer 3 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment

@arnoldhernandez1910 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@bridge7425 3 жыл бұрын

Toms most painful moment is not the tailbone impact anymore lmao

@Sjm23_ 2 жыл бұрын

didnt age well 😂

@zacharybouthillier6182 2 жыл бұрын

I was scrolling for that comment so bad😭😂

@Cyge240sx Жыл бұрын

fucking dark! Love it

@qmathew9900 Жыл бұрын

Explain?

@wokkawicklo Жыл бұрын

@@qmathew9900 the song about" every kiss begins with k" well the singer should have sung every rape begins with r

@MoyesinDahoud 4 жыл бұрын

When Tommy Buns is a guest on any podcast I turn into a telescope 🔭

@sthomasond 3 жыл бұрын

Hes known as being a funny person but his storytelling abilities are also top notch

@sethbaus Жыл бұрын

Top notch comment.

@jordanprewit4164 4 жыл бұрын

I can honestly say that the episodes with Tom and Sickler are becoming my favorite of the whole YMH Podcasts. Keep’ em coming guys!

@lukebmajesty2010 4 жыл бұрын

Man this is a great podcast, -Marlo

@Sarah-pp1ki 4 жыл бұрын

Tom’s laugh is the best. It always makes me smile.

@commentetiquettestudent1788 4 жыл бұрын

Why does it make me happy when I see Tom or Christina wearing teddy fresh?

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 4 жыл бұрын

Real friends rep their friends shit

@travishunt4927 4 жыл бұрын

teddy fresh is lame

@turbo682 4 жыл бұрын

Because you need to go outside more often.

@blankspace0000 4 жыл бұрын

He looks good in it

@WagonerVT 4 жыл бұрын

Dink Fam that was a shite insult lmao

@nathaniellange9526 4 жыл бұрын

Tom segura after blacking out on GHB: “IlL FuCkInG dO iT aGaIn”

@JessicaSmith-yg9cn 4 жыл бұрын

I loved the part when Tom said “you gotta follow proto,” and Blueban was dying laughing. Ryan has no clue what was so funny. 😂

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 жыл бұрын

1:11:50

@xironedgex77 4 жыл бұрын

When feds dont follow proto I turn into a telescope.

@iimmannii 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nickchezum1088 4 жыл бұрын

Read this comment literally as he said it haha high and tight

@JessicaSmith-yg9cn 4 жыл бұрын

I actually said it WITH him right after he said the word protocol. I can’t hear that word anymore without saying some version of not following PROTO!

@Kevinduzit760 4 жыл бұрын

"This was a good warning I should have paid attention to" "what the first one" 😂😂

@imastounded4376 2 жыл бұрын

No the second…🤣

@garymolina2576 3 жыл бұрын

The tailbone being the most pain he was is, did not age well

@masonbillenstein4917 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so pissed that I got beat to this joke

@stevealleman9206 3 жыл бұрын

It's also weird now to notice all the times he pronounced 'won' like 'wahn.' And as he has said, no one ever said anything to him about how r-worded it sounds.

@adamhoisington9761 3 жыл бұрын

I love it, right when I got to that part was going to comment... lmao

@nine182 2 жыл бұрын

@@stevealleman9206 Accents exist

@GGRS 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan's rooster-call laugh is iconic

@11pointedLeaf 4 жыл бұрын

Every kiss begins with Kay has haunted my dreams since childhood.

@madgreek253 4 жыл бұрын

1800 cars 4 kids

@madgreek253 4 жыл бұрын

588 2300 empire!! Today!!!!

@colejewell 4 жыл бұрын

“You gotta follow proto” was so well snuck in there. Had me rolling

@Ramboskates85 4 жыл бұрын

**gets done swimming** “Go shower” “But I just got out the pool...” Is this bert or Ryan running this interview?!

@millardfilmore1403 2 жыл бұрын

Bro he grew up without parents I would think the same thing lmao

@Nick-ep5uu 4 жыл бұрын

Tom sounds just like his dad when he gets excited.

@Yungtacosss 4 жыл бұрын

Calling it now when Tom is around 50 years old he'll be exactly the same as his dad! lol

@IloveGorgeousGeorge 2 жыл бұрын

Aww R.I.P Top Dog 😢

@HighJackPlays 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan sickler's laugh keeps me coming back to the honey dew.

@zmitchell15 4 жыл бұрын

Any time I see Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns together, I turn into a telescope. SueWoo

@pipicacadanslepot 4 жыл бұрын

Im having chest pain!

@schmo2109 4 жыл бұрын

“Twice...you don’t wanna fuck em twice” hahaha how did no one laugh at that? I was dying 😂

@chaw1032 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. It's amazing how one evening can affect your entire life on that kind of level. Crazy deep cut from Ryan.

@j.h.7266 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah, I’m gonna come now..

@Mike-om4tv 4 жыл бұрын

J. H. Awwwwhwhhhh get ooooffffff!!1

@omegapointsingularity6504 4 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaaaoooohhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaayeeeeeee

@gregmattes2119 4 жыл бұрын

Omega Point Singularity ahhhhhhhhhhh again ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

@8Djoshh 4 жыл бұрын

Sickler and Lee Syatt laughing together would be funny

@CaptFreedumb 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Ricky Gervais as well. Ear splitting!

@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын

There's an episode of The Church with Lee, Ryan and Joey!

@biggiesmalls7939 3 жыл бұрын

12:52 , that next 10 seconds is probably the closest ive been to pissing my pants from laughing. legendary line

@strangelalansbury5028 3 жыл бұрын

That tailbone shit is no joke. I fell on mine once and like an idiot I not only didn't go to the hospital, I went to work the next day. There were times I'd try to lift something and I was in so much pain I physically couldn't breathe. That was about 17 years ago and I still feel it sometimes

@mikolpharley6138 3 жыл бұрын

I overdosed on Jimsonweed seeds, spent 3 days tripping ballz in the hospital. I vaguely remember having to drink the charcoal and I was so high I thought it was a cookies and creme milkshake. I played with dog poop, tried to put a stuffed dolphin through my tv, crawled out my window to come in the back door for the gallon of milk, jumped in a car I thought was mine at the hospital. Jimsonweed isn't illegal bc anyone who has taken it, would never wanna take it again. From there I don't remember much. But I survived and today I'm sober after 20 years of opioid addiction. #WorstTripEver #StaySafe #StayAlive

@botocrossjr1809 4 жыл бұрын

James brown is 6’3”

@pedrothevenard 4 жыл бұрын

On his momma shoulders

@zb2584 4 жыл бұрын

@@pedrothevenard 🤣🤣🤣

@boofert.washington2499 4 жыл бұрын

*underground

@GrandSpiral 4 жыл бұрын

What makes you think im some amateur that drowns his wings in sauce...

@absolutesemen 4 жыл бұрын

You’re a liar! You’re an evil man and you’re a liar!

@BomChickyBowWow 4 жыл бұрын

Sickle Cell constantly looks like he’s trying to fart really quietly.

@FBcruzz 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I'm learning so much about Tom here, he doesn't usually go into this much detail about himself. keep them coming!

@bandana4814 4 жыл бұрын

We get 2 great podcast today, this one and Joe Rogan with Uncle Joey!

@dntgvafuk89 4 жыл бұрын

Got so excited this morning!

@kurtschalper771 4 жыл бұрын

Ban Dana did you peep the Bert and Bill Burr one too??

@bandana4814 4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtschalper771 Ohh shit, I seen that 5 min clip like a week ago but they just released the full podcast a few hours ago! Thanks for letting me know now I got something to watch later lol

@spencermonteiro1319 4 жыл бұрын

"I still think it's the best play I've ever made" I haven't laughed that hard in a while

@doncelio6452 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody’s podcast makes me laugh like when y’all get together. Love the content!

@nathaniellange9526 4 жыл бұрын

I love that he’s supporting Ethan and Heila by wearing their line of clothes and giving them this extra exposure

@ActiveProfitRR 4 жыл бұрын

They liked their clothing cuz its nice, not just cuz their friends

@nathaniellange9526 4 жыл бұрын

Rafael Rivera I didn’t say that lol, I’m just saying it was nice either way

@enriqueshockwave7632 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome back to the Honeydeeeww SuWuuu

@vitor3000 4 жыл бұрын

Baldimore

@Ruckus333 4 жыл бұрын

Love how Tom's business sense saw a huge opportunity inside the Spanish community here in the states. It's gonna definitely lead to him performing in other Spanish speaking countries too. Man Tom go man go! 💞 Your dominating your market scales. I'm 59 and some of you probably wonder why I'm watching 10-15 year younger comedians. But comedy is a huge part of my days n nights. It's a tough world out there we need comedy in our lives every minute of everyday to get through life in my opinion

@shanestephens4728 4 жыл бұрын

Robin Buglio What’s the point of being bilingual if you don’t capitalize on it somehow, someway?? I appreciate your outlook, comedy and just laughing in general, is as important a piece of self-maintenance as cutting your toenails.

@drewcobarrubias2093 4 жыл бұрын

"U gonna go to the lemonade party after?" Lol. "No!!!!"

@seanromanowski 4 жыл бұрын

HAPPY TOOSDEE!

@prremix86 4 жыл бұрын

That hoodie needs to direct traffic

@gregoryturner9530 4 жыл бұрын

genius. I can just see tom in an intersection blowing whistles. left arm, right arm.

@plasma9839 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 жыл бұрын

Tom casually talking about trying to break an opponent footballers leg killed me with laughter with how deadpan he said it 😂💀

@MrKinghuman 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when on a podcast they start talking real low. Love it. Makes me feel like I'm in the room, the room next door.

@guelphmortgagebroker 4 жыл бұрын

Sickler's laugh is just too much. I die laughing every time he loses it.

@ActiveProfitRR 4 жыл бұрын

Sicklers laugh will forever make me smile

@johndallas1399 4 жыл бұрын

I love it when these two get together

@Betega 4 жыл бұрын

"I was just in the water" lmfaoo sickler got it going from the beginning

@alexbowman7330 4 жыл бұрын

Tom and all YMH Crew, Big fan of all of the YMH run shows. Please let the shows go on for as long as you all feel like talking, the way you do with YMH, rather than limit it to an hour to an hour twenty. Sometimes things feel rushed and like you don't have time for everything. We mommies would watch all of your shows whether they were 1 hour or 3 1/2 hours. Food for thought. Piss on me, beat me.

@dlemon90 4 жыл бұрын

Alex Bowman I agree. Good idea, Jeans

@saraforney3940 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they have a lot of time. Tom has his 13 podcasts ya know. I agree with you tho would be better longer

@jonahmoshiri1098 4 жыл бұрын

blueban how can y'all do sickle cell like that zooming in on his face while he does reads lolol

@daveevans5091 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Tom, Christina, Ethan and hila are good friends

@forcegeek6705 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so pumped you guys...The REAL RPC has followed me back on Instagram 👀 Idk what to do with this info. My jeans are EXTRA high and tight 🤘🏻

@couchman-sw6jy 4 жыл бұрын

Same I feel honored

@gnarkiller 4 жыл бұрын

Get yourself that lease and key playa

@victorious0001 4 жыл бұрын

You should Try it out.

@NS-sx4dq 4 жыл бұрын

He followed you because you look like a gay man he could sleep with

@forcegeek6705 4 жыл бұрын

NS guess I’ll just have to “Try It Out.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

@fraserwhitehead539 4 жыл бұрын

in Australia we have these crazy things called shower stalls, revolutionary technology comprised of big planks of wood in a square formation around the shower head. They have shielded millions of children from psychologically scarring post gym class experiences for generations.

@allychavez971 2 жыл бұрын

I want a Honeydew but I want Ryan to tell more stories about himself. A Honeydew all about Ryan.

@RG-gv8ss 3 жыл бұрын

You know a story’s going to be good when it starts with “ idk if I’ve told this story before, but ....”

@danniedandelion8232 4 жыл бұрын

My husband and I sing this too each other all the time 😂🤣😂 every kiss begins with Kay 😂☺️🤣 it’s so fvcking corny and hilarious

@moeleicster2737 4 жыл бұрын

big ups Segura reppin that teddy fresh merch. papa bless🙏🙏

@Taco_ocaT 3 жыл бұрын

Now I only hear tom say "won" like "juan" lmao

@JorgesUsername 3 жыл бұрын

1:15:43 You gotta time stamp.

@spencermanyet5336 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan: were you high on the plane? Tom: FUCK YEAH

@edhead172 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan telling that story made my whole face and head hurt

@ichiban_KO 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I love Top Dog stories! Dudes a legend!!

@mr1rottenapple 4 жыл бұрын

This is great. I've always wondered about that this is not happening story. Thanks for opening up

@th.monroe 4 жыл бұрын

"why are were here if we're not expressing love.. Ya know... crazy shit" 51:10

@Alex-cp8du 4 жыл бұрын

God damn this podcast had me enthralled for 1.5 hrs

@emoney1231 4 ай бұрын

5:40 is where I started paying attention and I was like "wait, what?!? I gotta rewind..."

@pitchblack1012 4 жыл бұрын

I do enjoy when they just talk though and don't focus on being funny

@swoosh6085 4 жыл бұрын

Excellent HoneyDew Ryan! Tom's background is so relatable. In the midst of destroying our bodies during high school football we had NO IDEA that we were enduring the most painful right of passage the American male can choose. It's insane what people do to their bodies playing football in TX and Florida. The other 48 ain't so great.

@couchman-sw6jy 4 жыл бұрын

Loved hearing about their time as a teenager. The showering for me too was like wtf

@JasonAJames 4 жыл бұрын

Every kiss begins with Kay's..... Kay's Jewelers is a local reference and a commercial with someone singing that song. At least here in Michigan

@danielmeuler2877 3 жыл бұрын

The High school in the Milwaukee area Tom is talking about is Homestead HS in Mequan. It's probably the best school in the State for football. So I understand why Tom's Dad wanted to see how things shake out. lol

@klompsauce 2 жыл бұрын

12:48 we’ll talk about that cover 2 in a sec 😂😂😂

@MichaelJames707 Жыл бұрын

Love you guys chatting and hanging out. Such good energy, bless ~

@jakeswatchinyou7230 4 жыл бұрын

I had no idea you got that messed up. I’m just so happy you’re alive to bring joy. Also, you must have told that on Crab Feast cuz that was new for the dew.

@KikoTheGoat 3 ай бұрын

One of the most underrated podcast within the comedians

@jeffersonmayfield6701 3 жыл бұрын

I heard after Tom's most recent crash getting dunked on by Bert, Tom's dad called and asked if he was ok but then interrupted him while he was talking to say, oh hey buddy, this doctor bill is gonna be EPIC!!! And the he just starts cackling....

@dawsonlandry2509 4 жыл бұрын

Ethan needs to come on the honeydew

@randomaxe7746 4 жыл бұрын

"Asking What Words Are". I Love it

@gary5723 3 жыл бұрын

1:09:00 pretty sure that's solid #2 now buddy.

@practicepodcast8499 3 жыл бұрын

I've never felt more close to Tom before. We relate on alot

@michaeldonovan9600 4 жыл бұрын

Please bring back Tim Dillon, also please get Tim on YMH and Dr.Drew

@kylehendrickson2800 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Killer combo!

@rehpotsirk56 3 жыл бұрын

Holy cow these stories are amazing Bert should let Tom talk more.

@billyhoward200 4 жыл бұрын

This was the best Honeydew podcast ever! I laughed the whole time. Thanks fellas

@chronicmuncher 3 жыл бұрын

Lol there a new number one most painful moment

@grantstonex 4 жыл бұрын

Welp, just turned into a telescope

@javonharmon4410 2 жыл бұрын

Y’all energy is genuine, y’all should do a podcast like 2 bears but y’all. And call it MOMS HONEY!!!✊🏾

@malcolmexxx2109 3 жыл бұрын

“I just woke up to a candle light vigil” lmfao.

@indianajones8371 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Tom is telling my life story when I was a teenager.

@imastounded4376 2 жыл бұрын

Or my adult life, shamefully. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m glad you got it together, like Tom. Did you turn out to be an addict or alcoholic? Or are you just a “normie” like a problem drinker/user that got it together as soon as there were bad consequences you didn’t like? I so envy that ability. What year did you graduate from high school? And where are you from? If you don’t mind me asking. It’s obviously none of my business, I was just curious. I graduated in 2000 & grew up in NE Ohio, between Akron, Youngstown & Cleveland…in case you care. 😆 I just figured it wasn’t right for me to ask those questions without telling you my answer.

@weirdwoodent 3 жыл бұрын

1:15:45 "We Juan that game"

@SamShaw30 4 жыл бұрын

1:15:43 Sickler's best It impersonation

@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын

That tailbone pain got moved down the list one spot.

@eduardomaxwell7817 4 жыл бұрын

I'll help Tom hide a body

@montanalivin8248 4 жыл бұрын

Bringing back that Benneton Vibe Tom!

@crunchycrails1436 4 жыл бұрын

No such thing as a moral victory Tommy! You gotta have that no towel energy, rocking some wine and some TMJ. PSA about the G- timers and precise measurements my friends stay safe and rockem high n tight

@roachsrendition8416 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the time I came clean with my parents and decided I needed to go to rehab, and all my Dad had to say was oh by the way your getting sued for a million dollars from a car accident from a year prior. Pretty tough to process that information when you are admitting your messed up and need help. Smh tough love baby!