Bert’s Biggest Fears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 179

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:04 - Private Jets
00:06:02 - Flagrant Appearance
00:20:54 - Tom’s Fears
00:25:29 - Funny Family Stories
00:32:25 - Orphanages/Charities
00:39:29 - Saints
00:47:17 - Filming Specials
00:51:27 - MGK vs. Sam Tripoli
01:01:31 - Comedians Bert is Like
01:04:20 - Favorite Comedians
01:12:59 - NFL Players

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@MrFozzie52 Жыл бұрын

It's nice to see the combined weight of the two bears remains constant even through Tom's insane weight loss.

@senseiseagal8343 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@DwarfDt Жыл бұрын

It's actually crazy to see Tom back under 200lbs for a bit but did he recently say he got back up to like 230 235lbs

@ragesickle Жыл бұрын

I imagine Bert would pronounce toddler “Tottler”

@Smoko-9 Жыл бұрын

@@DwarfDt he looked weird when he got sub 200 there for a bit, but that might be because he shaved his beard

@zachbalko90 Жыл бұрын

It's like Benjamin button

@spaceRANGERR3 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t want the air from inside the balloon inside my room” is a wild thought.

@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын

You ain't lying

@Michael-dv4io Ай бұрын

Imagine walking through a city breathing. How many lungs has your air just been in?

@alanbrown5907 Жыл бұрын

Tom never tells his wife Christina "I love you", but says it to bert kreisher at the end of every episode of two bears. That's just funny to me.

@amyparra1881 Жыл бұрын

Probably she's insecure and raises their kids while he carries the burden of making all the glorious money. Or maybe its hard to work, live, and raise kids together. Or maybe their love has evolved from infatuation to mature love. Love them both.

@DazedN7 Жыл бұрын

I figured it's become a bit at this point because Christina acts like she needs love all the time so he refuses to give it to her on air.

@MrCFBad Жыл бұрын

Nah it’s because he doesn’t know if Bert is going to die on his next binge so he’s gotta let him know every time they part ways

@SamUHells Жыл бұрын

@@MrCFBad this is the correct answer. Tina ain’t an alcoholic fat man like our boy bert. Gotta say I love you every time you never know when it will be the last 😂

@amyparra1881 Жыл бұрын

@@SamUHells that is actually a very true emotion. I told my inlaws I love them one time, and they were like "wut". Then you tell them the sentiment... they understand. But of course, I grew up with a family that always said "I love you" after every conversation or meeting. So, I encourage everyone to say the same to those you cherish.

@mikecurley5986 Жыл бұрын

Bert’s attention span is like a dog who sees a squirrel in the yard. Over and over and over lol

@AceCmbatguy25 Жыл бұрын

I like how the comment above you is saying Bert's is a confirmed golden retriever 😂

@plixplop 5 ай бұрын

He immediately blurts out whatever tangent pops into his head like a five year old hahaha

@WalkerRamsey Жыл бұрын

Tom's impression of Ellis talking is one of my favorite things about this podcast 🤣

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

So funny , mine too. I live all his impressions esp valley girl dumb blonde

@salaciouscrumb3704 Жыл бұрын

@@clevermissfox I "live" all of them too 😂

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

@@salaciouscrumb3704 hahaha I’ve gotten so bad with proofreading lately. Live laugh live!

@Mannydamon Жыл бұрын

Sounds like your PDF File

@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын

Throwback to when Charro asked “Why you name him Ellis, is he gay?”

@EverOrtiz11x11 Жыл бұрын

Tom is starting to look like his mom 😂

@ZedNebuloid Жыл бұрын

I'm tryna be Tom's stepdad

@GatsbyMyself Жыл бұрын

I want to talk about Hawaii

@iGigaCow Жыл бұрын

It was indescribable

@christophersullivan576 Жыл бұрын

Cause he's skinny tom now

@cartonghadimi9128 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Жыл бұрын

'I'm gonna be sober this weekend." Bert probably thinks that's all the time he needs for his body to recover lol

@kelseydaly8352 Жыл бұрын

Bert pulling out his necklaces with Saint pendants reminds me of Benny from The Mummy pulling out his necklaces to pray to every deity 😂😂

@tuxedomask7892 Жыл бұрын

Such an underrated scene 😂 never see it mentioned usually but this is like the 3rd comment I’ve seen about it recently lol.

@Seven50ml Жыл бұрын

The balloon fear confirms my thoughts. Bart is a reincarnated golden retriever

@JaarsmaA Жыл бұрын

this is so fucking funny

@huntersull1248 Жыл бұрын

Ellis not knowing how many days are in 2 weeks had me crying of laughter 😂😂

@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын

Ayla choosing a Mexican flag had Bert crying of laughter.

@ScottyP79 Жыл бұрын

Killed me 😂

@huntersull1248 Жыл бұрын

Such a good episode fellas

@meganklobchar7014 Жыл бұрын

Bert is gonna be such a good grandpa. He's gonna freak out so happy when one of his daughters get pregnant

@MikeS-ur2ql Жыл бұрын

She's in college so next year probably

@HowsYourFaceFeel Жыл бұрын

@@MikeS-ur2ql i have the feeling they will be adopting.

@breadlytoasted Жыл бұрын

Hopefully he gets his shit together so he can see them hit kindergarten

@rodgers2886 Жыл бұрын

@@breadlytoasted Bert is the type of guy who even with a 200/180 Blood pressure will be able to live to like 87

@seanmcnamara8501 Жыл бұрын

Bert ain’t making it to that age

@mattarndt9467 Жыл бұрын

I love it when these guys just talk about life. Watching them giggle makes my day so much better

@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын

1:24 Bret: “I think anyone’s lucky to have me” Tom: *gingerly bobs head* “‘mhmm” His reaction is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

@MatthewSmith-zx6uk Жыл бұрын

I am gonna start lying to myself until I'm this confident. Like, spectrum confidence.

@ZedNebuloid Жыл бұрын

Tom trying his hardest to be near Bart.

@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын

Burd: *tells a mild story about a retainer* Tom: “that’s hilarious”

@abrim11 Жыл бұрын

I love when he says “I’m gonna be very honest, so you can’t judge me.” As if it’s a fact lol

@ComedyTechie Жыл бұрын

Toms kid not knowing how long 2 weeks is had me dying 😂

@jacccko Жыл бұрын

Bert saying “nightmeer” instead of “nightmare” makes me wanna drive into an embankment

@Its-Just-Gizmo Жыл бұрын

It's like any American saying "Edinburgh" or "Glasgow. It isn't "Edin-borough" or "GLASS KOW"

@LukeH930 Жыл бұрын

You ever hear him say "tattoo"?

@Its-Just-Gizmo Жыл бұрын

@@LukeH930 as a tattooist, I need to know

@tengukaze9199 Жыл бұрын

@@Its-Just-Gizmo tut too

@macexunit03x Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha 😂

@doubletoppy7390 Жыл бұрын

Uhhh, did Bret just say he drinks during his dreams to relieve stress. That is next level alcoholism. 🏆

@FrostyJokerr Жыл бұрын

Alcoholinception

@caleighhraee Жыл бұрын

Alco-ception 😂

@scootaymildo1070 Жыл бұрын

Ginception

@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

Booze Champ

@pengo369 Жыл бұрын

What the haha drinks in his dreams that's gold jerry

@earnestlivingandwellness Жыл бұрын

Bert completely forgetting that they've had the orphanage conversation multiple times is so funny

@dylanpailing4314 Жыл бұрын

You could see the uncomfortable anger coming off of Burt when he did flagrant and I genuinely felt bad for him, but it was also one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen

@k.c.simonsen2 Жыл бұрын

Tom could be Bert's PR guy and follow him around in public and when Bert starts to go too far Tom says "let's wrap it up" and Bert immediately says "okay!" and they're on to the next situation. That was so funny

@Jessica-kt3ne Жыл бұрын

Lmfao so true

@cameronjames391 Жыл бұрын

Bert is the Alex Jones to Tom's Rogan.

@jasonwinterton9369 Жыл бұрын

@@cameronjames391 Yeah they should call it fatter Joe rogan and even fatter Alex Jones lol

@stuartstogdill2406 Жыл бұрын

Bert is officially insane.

@valve_is_better294 Жыл бұрын

Ik wtf, the jumps in his mind happen every like four seconds now

@dimitri2895 Жыл бұрын

Lmao y’all must be new😂

@sibe6096 Жыл бұрын

Barf should be shot out of a cannon and forgotten

@stubstunner Жыл бұрын

@@dimitri2895 right?! This is the same Bert as always.

@tylerpopejoy1157 Жыл бұрын

Yea he's basically like, "I went hard in ny and did coke with shane tores" lmao

@theone6two3 Жыл бұрын

When bert talks and laughs at the same time it reminds me of the scene from the ' Goonies' when Patelli's ask Chunk to tell them everything and he starts from the beginning of his life 😂

@NewNoise02 Жыл бұрын

41:30 Tom "I don't have Louis Vuitton" as he's wearing a $3,000 Zegna overshirt lmaooo

@johngolden2900 Жыл бұрын

Toms son stories and his Ellis impressions are easily the best parts of any episode 🤣🤣

@user-iv5yk4nr4q Жыл бұрын

Tom is slowly morphing into Top Dog and Bert is just being Bert lol

@professorpancakes6545 Жыл бұрын

He looks way more like his mum lol

@evanrodriguez3171 11 ай бұрын

I love them as friends. Tom always sees when Bert is starting to get flustered and immediately asks another question/changes the subject. True friend not a business partner

@rebeccaunboundmallard Жыл бұрын

Brett correcting anyone at all on their pronunciation is the funniest shit he's ever done 😂

@ja5304 Жыл бұрын

Burts face swelling really brings out his eyes

@fffraaankkk Жыл бұрын

It's the first hour of a bloated corpse.

@kinggordon8762 Жыл бұрын

Bert's TRT is going straight to his gut and face

@PreLives171 Жыл бұрын

No no, it brings in his eyes 🤣 the guy's face is so swollen I'm surprised he can see.

@Pun2404 Жыл бұрын

2bears1corpse

@AllFlimmits Жыл бұрын

I'd say it shoots them inwards but whatever

@PootTootPod Жыл бұрын

Bert literally starts 5 separate sentences to finish one single thought

@l800LEMMINGS Жыл бұрын

Yes, idk how it’s the same person that put together “Razzle Dazzle”.

@Good_Sir92 Жыл бұрын

Haha, it is great!

@weeed4625 Жыл бұрын

How's everything going you must be very sad

@hakke3218 Жыл бұрын

That’s what’s called ADHD. Shock, I know.

@PootTootPod Жыл бұрын

@@hakke3218 I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's just being a fat alcoholic

@Dodger9215 Жыл бұрын

Man it was great to see them genuinely cracking up at Ellis not knowing what weeks were. I feel like that's been missing for a while.

@FatTony_Football Жыл бұрын

It’s hours after I watched this and I can’t stop thinking about Bart trying to chase around Christian McCaffrey😂😂

@armaliteslungsentinal7352 Жыл бұрын

Yo wtf that master Bert thing 🤣 I've had stuff like that happen where it's like reality's messing with you, and to see it happen on a podcast to someone like Bert, for everyone to eventually forget about it made me realize how alone we are with that mystical aspect of our reality.

@chasecardiff7741 Жыл бұрын

The "master Bert" thing KILLED ME

@Pun2404 Жыл бұрын

The Mexican Flag Retainer story and the Two Weeks story is great

@moisesotero9709 Жыл бұрын

32:30 Bert literally wants to be able to shop for orphans online 🤣

@JoeDunnit Жыл бұрын

I think it'd be heart warming to see Bert giving orphans sporting equipment

@antidefran Жыл бұрын

I love how we just sailed passed "Are there still orphanages? I wonder if I can yelp it" like he's going to get food delivered.

@jesserico Жыл бұрын

Bert needs an epi pen stat

@jonahkreinberg4264 Жыл бұрын

It is crazy how obvious it is when he's boozing hard. No shade thrown, Brent.

@SuspiciousGanymede Жыл бұрын

All that histamine produced from consuming alcohol 🤣

@Rosskles Жыл бұрын

The last thing Bart Crystal's needs is a shot of adrenaline lol

@ZedNebuloid Жыл бұрын

You can hear, see and almost feel the flem flying across the room when he coughs.

@JimGetzey Жыл бұрын

@@ZedNebuloid phlegm*

@MrRegularFox Жыл бұрын

"People in your past life would say, I should have dated that guy" -Bert "I've cheated on everyone I've dated except leeann" - Bert

@carlystevenson950 Жыл бұрын

As someone with a huge fear of clowns also, I really hope that no one else pulls a clown prank on Bert. We have to protect that beautiful man.

@Diyn58 Жыл бұрын

Listening to a grown man talk about balloon nightmares on a Monday morning is crazy

@reedbrady4627 Жыл бұрын

It might be insensitive but I absolutely do not understand those kinds of irrational fears. A grown man afraid of balloons is absolutely mind boggling to me

@Huda.Avemaria Жыл бұрын

😂 I loved Master Bert!! Did everyone miss that there was a creepy clown in that picture of the kids!?!?😅😅

@Anouyz Жыл бұрын

@@reedbrady4627 So you don't fear anything, you don't have any irritational thoughts. Like if your standing near the edge of a cliff you don't feel shivers down your spine

@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 Жыл бұрын

Bert- “I love my wife” Tom-“Ehhhhhh”

@ZedNebuloid Жыл бұрын

Kerysten flashbang

@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын

It’s like those people who post a about it too much - like if you have to say it - it’s questionable

@jakemack9642 Жыл бұрын

The best part is Bart is totally serious about the balloons lmao

@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын

10 years ago people didn't document their whole life with pictures and social media posts. Good times. I miss those days

@JeanBaptisteIrvin Жыл бұрын

Tom always looks like he has been taken hostage while reading the ads lol

@SilleeJimi Жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂😂 he does!

@macexunit03x Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@nathanwedge1229 Жыл бұрын

It’s always a good morning when I get to hear Bert talk about his alcoholism for an hour

@valve_is_better294 Жыл бұрын

Makes you feel like your days off to a good and healthy start

@giantturd5157 Жыл бұрын

Don't watch?

@dabwizardstark Жыл бұрын

@@giantturd5157 do you enjoy senseless content from Bert?

@commandolando5308 Жыл бұрын

2 bears is pretty much therapy for Bart and a show for Tommy Buns

@ub3rskillz79 Жыл бұрын

@@giantturd5157 don't defend drunks lol

@toxicrace06 Жыл бұрын

The perfect simultaneous timing when Bert and Tom put on the headset to listen to the MgK/Trip beef clip… therapeutic 🙌

@MorellioBenoir Жыл бұрын

Big laugh, "So what'd you do, just sit there?" "Yeah."

@jeremy.thejeweler Жыл бұрын

Bert’s biggest fear: people forgetting about him.

@jeremy.thejeweler Жыл бұрын

@@ZedNebuloid Bart is probably the most racist person on the planet.

@johnnolen2781 Жыл бұрын

tbh i feel as if that is an understandable fear.

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Жыл бұрын

Well he might wanna quit drinking or he's gonna be gone soon and we all know it doesn't take that long for people to start forgetting

@johnnolen2781 Жыл бұрын

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 you seem pretty down in the dumps. Get some Sun!

@TheAliisawesome Жыл бұрын

Who?

@inked-qt Жыл бұрын

Bert I loved your segment even under stress you were funny AF, loved the "so I'm just drinking calories" made me spit my drink out

@devonwilliams2423 Жыл бұрын

Burt talking about how much he loved the younger years of his children and how jealous he is of Tom is quite enduring

@thar3volution76 Жыл бұрын

The only way to stop Bort from talking is to put balloons in the room. That was amazing.

@todbadman Жыл бұрын

I know he claimed he didn't speak for 30 mins but in real life it was about 30 seconds

@rastachandolo9766 Жыл бұрын

Why would anyone stop him from talking…..that’s his job ….

@caseybledsoe380 Жыл бұрын

Well it’s about damn time we got the boys back together

@kfred4586 Жыл бұрын

i was actually very disappointed burnt was in this episode :(

@misanthropicworld6958 Жыл бұрын

Kool aid killer strikes again

@FezMooseLive Жыл бұрын

Burt's comment to tom at the start killed me "You didnt drink, what did you do just sit there?" Then his look of "oh wow."

@taylorfausett177 Жыл бұрын

As if people who don't drink every night can't possibly do anything except just sit there! I got a kick out of that too

@FezMooseLive Жыл бұрын

@@taylorfausett177 Burt's excitement on random things has given me hope. Nothing beats Tom giving him Hitler's Tea Cup

@stephanieworley5173 Жыл бұрын

I love when Tom talks about his kids! His voice is the BEST!! 😂

@adamadams4753 Жыл бұрын

Thank you guys for the podcast, currently re-watching all the old ones while I'm at work 😅 and it helped me out through the day

@bryan973 Жыл бұрын

Finally a regular one with them together 6 weeks feels like forever live shows aside

@SteveLaneGalway Жыл бұрын

As a fan of NASCAR and 2 Bears, I think it's wild and awesome that they sponsor you.

@jemarkell Жыл бұрын

I worked at big 5 for 9 years. Just hearing Bert say the name made my day. I would have freaked out so hard if he came in and bought a bunch of stuff for orphans

@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын

Well, he is your master after all.

@raes9461 Жыл бұрын

Bert should get hypnotized to have someone take him back to why he has these fears. It be interesting to watch if he filmed it.

@michaelortiz2588 Жыл бұрын

That’s actually a great idea! I doubt he would do it since he seems afraid of his own self realization

@bikkyful Жыл бұрын

Bert has zero interest in self reflection or figuring out why he Is the way he Is, Because he has zero Interest In changing or living In reality, Would rather live delusional till he dies shortly.

@Theogvineofthedead Жыл бұрын

No he needs a true psychedelic experience on ayahuasca or mushrooms with guidance to realize how absurdly forced and narcissistic his fake issue with balloons and clowns is. I don't believe it, I don't believe his fear of them is real. I think it's forced for attention. And that fits with his personality.

@samsonfpv8902 Жыл бұрын

Bert looks more like Bam Margera every day.

@robertaBooey69 Жыл бұрын

I don’t want the air from the balloons inside my room 😂😂😂😂😂 18:55

@christianmighell9214 Жыл бұрын

So happy to have a Bert and Tom episode again!

@markhodge5747 Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that Burt said do they got pictures😂😂😂 he's shopping for kids😂😂😂

@agentmueller Жыл бұрын

At least Bart isn’t getting them from an island like other people he knows

@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын

@@agentmueller 🙄

@joshusthegreat Жыл бұрын

I love every episode. Having guest Bears is a great idea, which I enjoy. However, there's nothing quite like when the 2 Bears are together.

@TheAffeMaria Жыл бұрын

Watched the Schulz thing. Feel so sorry for you, don´t feel embarrassed. Full on PTSD and no one around to help but even take advantage of the situation. You powered through like an absolute badass, don´t let anyone tell you differently.

@randomfrankp Жыл бұрын

*Loving* the new set - much more your style vs the ice cold geometric set before lol

@kathleenchapman3890 Жыл бұрын

As compared to black curtains?? So stylish

@ruxtonau Жыл бұрын

its bert's set, on the west, for bert shows

@gavin1114 Жыл бұрын

I wish this was the permanent set. I hate the 2 bears set. It looks like a vape shop in a mall.

@AlexanderGeeraert Жыл бұрын

The curtains and the vape shop geometric walls are both soundproofing so that the recording doesn’t sound like dogshit

@lance8803 Жыл бұрын

Bert bought a house just for business, a bear cave, his Bert cast, a kitchen redone to record it. She’s a great wife. Bert is grateful he took her… Just think of Bert was single…he would be dead😂

@stephanietaylor6248 Жыл бұрын

How they never connected that the comedian most like Burt is actually Christine is beyond me 👀😂

@YoMama9021 Жыл бұрын

I don’t see it. One is the wife and co creator of an amazing podcast and the other is dumb drunk who is riding the coat tails of said comedians. This joke is a little played out too sweetie

@goon009 Жыл бұрын

They have

@erikacoffey4872 Жыл бұрын

I remember an episode where they like joked that they married female versions of each other. Tom said Bert was JUST like Christine and it was hilarious

@stephanietaylor6248 Жыл бұрын

@@erikacoffey4872 yeah they did Leanne was a guest bear they compared weirdos then

@erikacoffey4872 Жыл бұрын

@@stephanietaylor6248 LOL I swear!!! I love It lmfao, it’s true and I love Christine all the more for it

@kaitmuensterman4714 Жыл бұрын

I don't care what anyone says. Burt seems like he'd be the best friend ever. Keep doing you, Burty Boy!

@danyocummings Жыл бұрын

Damn it, Tom. I just spilled my lunch when I heard you ask Bert if he had Jay-Z on his neck hahaha.

@RayRaeTV Жыл бұрын

That Master Bert review on the LA Orphanage is REAL!! & It was written over 6 months ago! 😂😂

@wheelsnipe-chelly1221 Жыл бұрын

They brought up orphanges on the show before and debated if they were still around. I guess some listeners made some crafty reviews after that.

@sarahmarcum3564 Жыл бұрын

I am sitting here at my desk in literal tears listening to Bert pronounce “massage” and then recant his horrific hotel balloon experience. I fucking love this podcast.

@josephmitchell204 Жыл бұрын

He says massage like he wants Mark to "show me how much you like me"

@strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494 Жыл бұрын

Bert: *fights bear* fuckin YEAHHHHH Also Bert: *Balloons existing* 😟🥺

@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын

Then the balloons attacked me 😂😂😂 amazing !! Go jackass and lock Bert in a room with clowns and balloons😂😂😂😂

@ThatGuy678 Жыл бұрын

Bart vastly improved this episode, let's give him that

@Gilky342 Жыл бұрын

Improved how red he is?

@KilyanAustin Жыл бұрын

Wadayetalkinabeet?

@weeed4625 Жыл бұрын

@William Wilkins you must have another bothering you in ur life

@IFollowTheSpiders Жыл бұрын

Improved it how? He literally ruins anything he’s on.

@elijahhardy2143 Жыл бұрын

So amazing to finally see the boys get back together

@LakerLos24 Жыл бұрын

I don’t think I’ve rewatched a clip over and over as much as I did on the Massage/Passage part. 😂😂😂

@LakerLos24 Жыл бұрын

Never mind. I just got to the 2 weeks part 😂

@andrewbrown8460 Жыл бұрын

At 32:42 I had to pause it because I’m laying in my bed with my fiancé and she’s asleep and I’m on the verge of crying😂love both of y’all 🕺🏻

@gamertyper6476 Жыл бұрын

The conversation about 2 weeks had me dead I literally had the same conversation with my kid not too long ago 🤣🤣

@itsdannalanna Жыл бұрын

Yaaa. Love when Bert and Tom are back together!

@FACTSHACK Жыл бұрын

That ending was the funniest thing that's ever happened on this podcast.

@Osprey1994 Жыл бұрын

It's fuckin funny how Bert and Tom can make me cry from laughter, and they find the Paul brothers funny while I find them intolerable. 💀 Legitimately, I have to pause this episode around where they are talking about the kids because I was laughing to the point where I felt nauseous. 🤣

@maxng7211 Жыл бұрын

I remember the 2 bears live when they had like a bunch of balloons in the other room and Bert basically said if they opened the door to that room he would leave the podcast. And then later that same show he was fondling toads and weird animals.

@kingme1342 Жыл бұрын

Tom bringing up bill burr in the first minute was hilarious

@willb8219 Жыл бұрын

How do you know? I miss the bill bert Podcast ):

@Sixeye_ Жыл бұрын

I did 3 MRIs in 12 years. each one 1.5 hours, no meds, full body. Did them all with no breaks. Nothing compared to panic attacks, migraines, nerve pain, IBs everyday for over a year.

@cvd127 Жыл бұрын

“This kids got a real leg on him” 😂 Tom 😂

@ShowtimeThaRaptor Жыл бұрын

An actual ep of both of them together ! Shocking

@bl12 Жыл бұрын

The only way I’ll watch Bert

@JoeeMaMa8 Жыл бұрын

Dude that gillis special is actually rewatchable and hilarious af

@ryleynm Жыл бұрын

Who you talking to?

@JoeeMaMa8 Жыл бұрын

@@ryleynm buddy watch the show you must’ve been searching for a comment to come at must use a wash cloth

@ryleynm Жыл бұрын

@@JoeeMaMa8 what do you mean? I was just asking who you were talking to. The comment you posted made it seem like you were talking directly to someone. Lol

@SagasInStitches 11 ай бұрын

I fail to understand anyone who would write mean things towards Bert. Or Tom, but mostly Bert. He is such a lovable person. What a joy to watch and listen to their friendship. Also, "A firecracker walking into a room" that would be Billy Connolly. Imagine him and Bert being up to no good :D

@TheCrippledDonkey Жыл бұрын

16:45 bert's nightmare of being forced to sleep in a room of balloons had me dying of laughter I was just about to fall asleep

@AT97LD98 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t want the air from inside the balloon” when I thought it couldn’t get more insane. Had me cackling laughing😂

@RE-om1up Жыл бұрын

Bert is one of a kind and one of the best. His valiant efforts to let Tom talk on this episode were noted and appreciated. This is the best bromance of all time ❤

@breadman-oc2lx Жыл бұрын

Imagine Bart Chrysler as a Grandfather. Hell he would probably put a adult diaper on and hang out with the munchkin.

@dulcemaria3029 Жыл бұрын

That ending was 15 seconds of pure fkng GOLD!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤯

@adriansmajlaj86 Жыл бұрын

Finally an episode with the Main Bears ❤❤

@TheSkafec Жыл бұрын

The psychology of Bert is fascinating.

@vcello6450 Жыл бұрын

Right? Alcoholism, ADHD, extreme clown and balloon phobias, pseudo narcissism-dude needs to be studied

@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын

@@vcello6450 🙄

@juan2three6 Жыл бұрын

“I just want to wake up and feel good, feel healthy”. “Thats crazy you think of that as a treat”😂😂😂

@kevinbaer6882 Жыл бұрын

I've been loving Matt Rife! He's so quick and good with crowd work

@frankorfranky3094 11 ай бұрын

Wow sounding like a breakthrough episode good one fellas. Sometimes it's cool to just talk out stuff that bugs you.

@macaroniissteroids9402 Жыл бұрын

Bert not understanding what someone does if they aren't drinking is such a Bert thing Bert's fear of balloons is odd given his face inflates & deflates like a balloon depending on his alcohol consumption