He's clearly just creating a new monetizable genre to capitalize on: Breakdown Mukbangs.
@kx75004 жыл бұрын
OhShiverMeTimbers lol and he used to constantly blame his issues on ceganism
@MyMusiqman4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is a mukbang
@johnsperez56624 жыл бұрын
@@MyMusiqman a bunch of muks from pokemon banging each other
@edortsoclumsy4 жыл бұрын
@@johnsperez5662 XD
@theanarcho-luthierist28824 жыл бұрын
MyMusiqman the fact that you dont know is a testament to your character... i sure wish i didnt know...
@benislazy95694 жыл бұрын
This man will be mid rant like he’s about to slam his desk with pure gamer rage and still instantly transition to the most monotone “that’s it, see ya”
@lonelygod64964 жыл бұрын
A true gamer. No time for excess emotions when theres douchetubers to dunk and pussy to slay
@camerontroscianiec53204 жыл бұрын
He has complete control of his speech of emotion. A man who will never laugh or cry unless he wants to
@flipnshifty4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the start and ending to a video can be awkward to setup, so I dont blame him. Straight to the point ;]
@rah77294 жыл бұрын
@@camerontroscianiec5320 a true chad
@ilovefuzzycats4 жыл бұрын
😂
@erikfranklin46863 жыл бұрын
The more pissed off charlie gets the better and more complex his vocabulary choice gets
@tpyrc3 жыл бұрын
this comment is the reason I haven’t killed myself yet
@theswagcat75223 жыл бұрын
@@tpyrc .
@frostedsheep3 жыл бұрын
@@tpyrc you ok bud..?
@tpyrc3 жыл бұрын
@@frostedsheep my mental stability is on the verge of breaking
@oddfellow26443 жыл бұрын
@@tpyrc keep living you wretched buffoon (angry)
@Username-sc5hb3 жыл бұрын
Charlie goes 100 to 0 once he say's "That's it, see ya."
@T-Dawg-lp2sh3 жыл бұрын
I thought he says "so yeah"
@iplaygames14973 жыл бұрын
@@T-Dawg-lp2sh yes
@myballshurt8322 жыл бұрын
æ
@christopherbean68024 жыл бұрын
"Call me your toilet, because I saw that shit comin." Quotes like these are one of the reasons I subscribed.
@Snagoot4 жыл бұрын
Itreallybelikethat does it matter he still said it
@luckyrabbit51684 жыл бұрын
@@Frogthewizard where does this saying come from? I don't care that he didn't come up with it I just wanna know who's thoughts are linked to Charlie.
@jancarloberrios62344 жыл бұрын
Robert Simmons actually though, but I’m still curious to where else someone said that and in what context
@luckyrabbit51684 жыл бұрын
@@jancarloberrios6234 imagine being connected to the mind of Charlie. You'd make a lot of big brain moves in life.
@Brando501st4 жыл бұрын
💯 PERCENT 👌👊👊👊👊👊
@Nostromo_TK4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that every time avocado cries, KZfaq auto captions says "[Laughter]"
@bupcereal83844 жыл бұрын
Finally, KZfaq speaks the truth.
@louschwick73014 жыл бұрын
even the robot can tell
@rchow80514 жыл бұрын
Yt came in clutch fam
@null-yp6gs4 жыл бұрын
and at 4:23 the captions says "[Music]" _ah, yes. music to my ears_
@neloru11224 жыл бұрын
Avocado lives in a society
@greenapple94774 жыл бұрын
"your deep-fried feelings" Homeless Jesus strikes again.
@MrWavecity3 жыл бұрын
Read this right as he said it lmao
@2ndlittlekingryan6543 жыл бұрын
@@MrWavecity sameeee
@2ndlittlekingryan6543 жыл бұрын
5:20
@sifutophmasterofeyerolling25133 жыл бұрын
@Paul Dennisen I thought it's more like homeless keanu reeves
"Why not take some time away & digest it privately?" The relationship issues or the taco truck?
@edgcmb19234 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@owlthesadenby39244 жыл бұрын
yes
@potlucks3 жыл бұрын
Both.
@ai345673 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nikitanair65663 жыл бұрын
Damn. That burn charred meat.
@comixproviderftw_024 жыл бұрын
“So go ahead and call me your toilet, because I saw that shit coming.” Imma use that from now on.
@squash68404 жыл бұрын
That was fukin smooth
@Seth______4 жыл бұрын
Its song worthy levels of poetry
@cannibal78564 жыл бұрын
@@squash6840 read my god damn mind
@YuYu-mu7xv4 жыл бұрын
It was way to good
@lelandanagaljr66314 жыл бұрын
Gold has been found bois
@nataliak51054 жыл бұрын
its crazy how basically "im killing myself" and "taco bell mukbang" are in the same title
@ViviSaggio4 жыл бұрын
Well he did say he’s going to kill himself
@noahcardew44824 жыл бұрын
@@ViviSaggio and then he ate taco bell. Not only are they both in the title, they're both on the video
@nataliak51054 жыл бұрын
@@noahcardew4482 LMAOMAKKLSJDFJHFD
@chloeb28444 жыл бұрын
I'm killing myself with a taco bell mukbang
@bakatoaster6000-yt3 жыл бұрын
Breakdown and arby's mukbang
@nishantpajni17503 жыл бұрын
"Go ahead and call me your toilet, because I saw that shit coming" I just wanna know this guy's IQ, my brain cells multiplied instantly when I heard that, absolute genius.
@xxxgoblinslayer69673 жыл бұрын
I commented so you can see your likes
@superpeeboy3 жыл бұрын
@@xxxgoblinslayer6967 youre amazing. im not even the person up there but i still thank you for your service
@otter69963 жыл бұрын
@@xxxgoblinslayer6967 because that's what heroes do 👌
@mrpenis36252 жыл бұрын
e
@Aerialyn2 жыл бұрын
@@silicon8533 first "over 9000" meme I've seen in years.
@Endymion7664 жыл бұрын
that mukbang guy crying like he accidentally ate his own baby
@whaddler3 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@hottudoggu77123 жыл бұрын
Good banner
@nexarus423 жыл бұрын
Probably did
@peccyweccy3 жыл бұрын
that banner is uh
@hottudoggu77123 жыл бұрын
@@peccyweccy Tits
@iHaveAbomb1944 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how fluently Charlie speaks, and how he comes up with some of the hardest hitting insults
@the_jones5284 жыл бұрын
Lmao it's such a cool talent.
@Rosecain274 жыл бұрын
“Call me a toilet cause I saw that shit coming”
@angelosaracco74424 жыл бұрын
He should teach classes on that and I’ve actually been practicing hopefully I get on his lvl lol
@vaako10754 жыл бұрын
He is obviously born for this... Or maybe its maybeline🤷♂️
@alexectomy45803 жыл бұрын
@@Okay1 woah never noticed that
@keno_b1364 жыл бұрын
Charlie saying “griefing” instead of “grieving” is a big gamer move and has earned him a like
@Sludgelorrd4 жыл бұрын
This comment is underated
@zawarudo19514 жыл бұрын
@@Sludgelorrd indeed
@johnbrowning45104 жыл бұрын
Truly a legendary gamer move
@pedrostormrage4 жыл бұрын
@The Fat Beaner Technically "griefing" isn't even a word, since "grief" (deep sorrow, especially that caused by someone's death) is only a noun (not a verb). In slang, however, "griefing" is "the activity of deliberately annoying other players in a game played on the Internet, or doing things that spoil the game for them". What he actually meant to say was "he's grieving" ("grieve" is the verb corresponding to "suffer grief"), but the main comment pointed out that "griefing" (what Charlie said) kinda applies to this situation too (those sad mukbang videos aren't fun for anyone involved). As a non-native English speaker myself, I recommend you to check Urban Dictionary as well whenever you're looking up a word (I've lost count of how many weird slang words I've learned through it).
@5udimax4 жыл бұрын
@@pedrostormrage the internet needs more people like you
@Squompy3 жыл бұрын
Nikocado: "My precious angel" captions: *by the French's age*
@pretzel37793 жыл бұрын
Bro I was looking for this comment after I noticed.
@2ndlittlekingryan6543 жыл бұрын
@@pretzel3779 soma yukihira
@imlivingunderyourbed78453 жыл бұрын
Napoleon, is that you?
@sirknave47943 жыл бұрын
About 571
@isaiahp.46093 жыл бұрын
“BY THOU FRENCH’S AGE?!?! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!?!”
@galactic-hamster70433 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how Charlie, in all his intellect and rare insults, refuses to 1. Doxx horrible people by revealing real names (jaystation) 2. Shit on people with mental problems for nothing more than cringe behavior, instead bringing concern and imploring they clean up their act and get help (Nikocado) And instead, 3. Offers a solution comprised of stepping back and looking around instead of disingenuously pouring fake feels all over for people to shit on you for. (The last guy)
@JackTheripper9113 жыл бұрын
Almost like Charlie is genuinely a good person, which is rare these days.
@kingtut55202 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people always say he doesn't doxx people. Posting the full title of a video with a lot of views while also showing the thumbnail while also showing the appearance of the person is doxxing in all but name. Just because the viewer has to use two brain cells to connect the final piece of the puzzle doesn't mean he didn't already put the other 999 pieces together for them.
@galactic-hamster70432 жыл бұрын
@@kingtut5520 do you know what Doxxing is? We all already know the person, doxxing is giving out personal information in the sense of how to *reach* them (real full name, phone number, address,[outside of general location] etc.)
@rhodesdrakethenieliii32092 жыл бұрын
@@galactic-hamster7043 Skai Jackson is a cold blooded bitch for targeting those two boys, fame should not be a poison chalice unlike mentioning Boogie2988 on Reddit
@KingDogelll3 ай бұрын
@@galactic-hamster7043 I know this was a while ago but that commenter probably hasn't been outside in so long his face is considered private information.
@nobad28794 жыл бұрын
“Call me your toilet, because I saw that shit coming” My high school yearbook quote
@ghostglitch53554 жыл бұрын
Yes...beautiful
@plumpo40474 жыл бұрын
Most amazing fucking words I’ve ever heard.
@duderino42794 жыл бұрын
It’s pure gold
@kichu25554 жыл бұрын
wait..tHaTs lEgAl
@jacksonpercy80444 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal is the most quotable youtuber of All Time.
@brownie86554 жыл бұрын
"KZfaqrs melt down more often than ice cream cones" Quotes like these are why they call you homeless Jesus.
@farcicalrichie95014 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂
@EliteSurvive4 жыл бұрын
"Call me your toilet cuz I saw it coming"
@pizzaman98594 жыл бұрын
@@EliteSurvive "Call me your toilet cause I saw that shit coming"
@jaydenludewig97684 жыл бұрын
accurate
@ndogg204 жыл бұрын
or....more meltdowns then popsicles used as phallic objects in low budget porn vids. The above thought is the result of too many Charlie vids and its after effect.
@tangerineeze4 жыл бұрын
4:21 “I wanna dieee” KZfaq captions:[Music]
@SlickTimes4 жыл бұрын
Music to my ears
@pandabud0w0583 жыл бұрын
Mine was laughter
@axvinv51713 жыл бұрын
Music
@JAF4513 жыл бұрын
[music] [laughter]
@JAF4513 жыл бұрын
When he sighs he sounds like darth vader
@enzovaldovinos31643 жыл бұрын
I love the shit Charlie says like “call me your toilet cause I saw that shit coming” or “youtubers have more meltdowns than ice cream cones” it’s amazing
@sonicthehedgegod4 жыл бұрын
the sight of nikocado bawling and saying “i wanna dieeeeeeee” over a table crammed with taco bell food is like one of the funniest images ive ever seen
@nguyen-vuluu31504 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ValiTheGawd4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who was weak at him crying with food in front of him
@eonnephilim8524 жыл бұрын
it's so surreal and funny lmao
@devin62014 жыл бұрын
Sean Peden thats what blows me about this that charlie didnt bring up. These people had to cut and edit these videos, render them, then post them to youtube and wait for them to be watchable and not once during that entire time did they come to the realization that this is a fucking horrible idea. Idk how you could possibly watch and edit a video of yourself breaking down in such a ridiculous way then still upload it, I would have immediately deleted all evidence of it ever existing after watching the first second.
@arandomaccount59374 жыл бұрын
I laughed for like 5 minutes
@VidalMoon4 жыл бұрын
"Your audience hasn't even developed object permanence" you killed him Charlie.
@technopanda10184 жыл бұрын
vidal moscoso he kills every KZfaqd he roasts
@DeathTheKidKH4 жыл бұрын
Pertinence
@DeathTheKidKH4 жыл бұрын
Nvm
@georgemccartney89064 жыл бұрын
What!? He killed him? Does that mean Jaystation's ghost in gonna contact himself at 3AM?
@skystoner58534 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude, you fucking killed him!
@asaprockyis3 жыл бұрын
me: * laughing at nik crying * charlie: look how sad this is. me: yeah that's not funny.
@sweetlilly82163 жыл бұрын
Nik: I wanna die! Captions: [Music] Captions: [Laughter] Edit: Wow! 200 likes!? Mind blowing! Thank you guys! ❤️🙏
@dysfallacyyt3 жыл бұрын
i was using captions as well lmaooo.
@harlemsfinest4 жыл бұрын
everybody's mental health improves when they delete twitter.
@parkeralan194 жыл бұрын
The Marquis havent uswd any social media in over 10 years :D
@harlemsfinest4 жыл бұрын
@@parkeralan19 Shame you just broke your streak by replying to my comment :( lol I know what you mean though.
@k1xnt4 жыл бұрын
Reddit for me, I'll still browse.. but interacting with that community is guaranteed depression. in fact,. for all the shit KZfaq comments get; this is the only community that doesn't leave me with a sense of impending doom when I set my phone down.
@dreat24004 жыл бұрын
a...aha....ahaha.....HAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
@painfulguess94294 жыл бұрын
the most social media i use is discord and reddit. i only lurk tho because im afraid of offending anyone if i post anywhere
@ahoyboi82864 жыл бұрын
So you’re telling me that this guy makes money off of crying and eating Taco Bell and recording it? I do it for free!
@creepymangaming65434 жыл бұрын
Wow dude same exept i dont order everything on the menu
@sircuffington4 жыл бұрын
How do small cookies eat tacos or burritos?
@mas6nn3654 жыл бұрын
Get out
@ponvishwesh59074 жыл бұрын
Once a legend said, "If you are good at something, never do it for free"
@juggernaut_.4 жыл бұрын
lmao taco bell is disgusting
@arcanonn2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Nico had (or maybe still has) an OnlyFans. That man’s ass is on the internet, and that scares me.
@Mr_Squid132 жыл бұрын
i pray to God that it's the one onlyfans without porn
@Mr_Squid132 жыл бұрын
pray. to. God.
@sillylittleowlguy23922 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Squid13 your prayers are unanswered
@Mr_Squid132 жыл бұрын
well shit
@sauceItsGood2 жыл бұрын
So is Orlins I think
@MahoganyTable1293 жыл бұрын
Avacado: "I wanna diiieee" KZfaq auto subtitles: I will [Music] Update: "my precious angel" KZfaq: BY THE FRENCH'S AGE
@parisolivarious4 жыл бұрын
That’s quite literally the fakest crying I’ve ever seen Jesus Christ
@bargauze95994 жыл бұрын
PARIS I eat rkcks
@ThePurpleKnightmare4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, I've never seen less believable crying, I've seen laughter that was more convincing as crying than this. He talked like Gollum/Smeagol talking about the ring. Some of those apologies are pretty bad acting but they are far more serious than this.
@122hsrfe4 жыл бұрын
@@bargauze9599 not a single tear in sight
@BrownSillyCat4 жыл бұрын
199th like lol
@knox13924 жыл бұрын
@@BrownSillyCat can you gently fuck off with your like
@so_howsyourday4 жыл бұрын
the way his tone dramatically shifts when he says “that’s it, see ya” is astounding
@HAZNAUT4 жыл бұрын
*logan 2*
@jakein54234 жыл бұрын
that’s critikal for ya
@kirabean54414 жыл бұрын
Get this man to 666 likes
@noahswork79974 жыл бұрын
Dr.Drama done
@earthyboi18953 жыл бұрын
charlie is the guy who makes fun of everyone, but once it gets on a serious level he's there for you, well kinda
@IsaacHernandez-nc4db3 жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude funny, we should get him to 10 million subs
@imsotiredokay2 жыл бұрын
almost thereeeeee
@quibinrep2 жыл бұрын
I have great news
@Ducktle4 жыл бұрын
I think Charlie’s voice has gotten to the point of not being monotone anymore
@KLATUU.4 жыл бұрын
hes becoming more himself
@bazboyd444 жыл бұрын
He has 2 tones now
@alexgamer15564 жыл бұрын
@@bazboyd44 Could he have reached puberty?
@Sheamu54 жыл бұрын
That's how you know he's pissed off
@piki2174 жыл бұрын
Now that you say it, he really does sound less monotone
@mapd68314 жыл бұрын
Normal people: crocodile tears Jaystation: Eyebrow tears
@ted66074 жыл бұрын
Mapd 😂
@jackblackmore7874 жыл бұрын
What are crocodile tears?
@samontebanks4104 жыл бұрын
@@jackblackmore787 fake tears
@user-ws5ty2hc4l4 жыл бұрын
Bahaha
@Muster_Muckee_II4 жыл бұрын
@@jackblackmore787 (I think this is correct.) Supposedly, people believed that crocodiles shed tears of grief for whatever animal they killed and that they're remorseful yet vicious creatures. However, what it actually is, is that when crocodiles come up from under the water they blink their eyes to flush out any water that remains. Thus giving the image that are crying or shedding "Crocodile Tears".
@stormy74913 жыл бұрын
I’m just saying I’ve never looked at Charlie’s description and I’m not disappointed. He is a literal and straight forward in description as he is in life.
@RayAkuma3 жыл бұрын
4:20 I've seen Kids at Walmart throwing a Tantrum with more Genuine Tears than him.
@colamaster133 жыл бұрын
lol 420
@drysoup30173 жыл бұрын
Weed
@drysoup30173 жыл бұрын
He's probably laughing at himself because of how hard he's trying to cry
@katsu5584 жыл бұрын
4:41 This guy doesn't sound like he's crying over a breakup, he sounds like he's crying over his dead child/pet. *"My precious angel"*
@Exo_bot4 жыл бұрын
I kid you not, I genuinely thought he was sobbing over a lost pet for the first part of the clips.
@cheesycheese604 жыл бұрын
A child with his gay friend
@bbdoook4 жыл бұрын
maybe he's into beastiality?
@polarhorse84 жыл бұрын
katsu I felt like this after losing my goldfish “Goulding” Rip 2011-2014
@CipherVoheim4 жыл бұрын
Idk, that line came off as really creepy, not over a kid/pet but "my precious angel" sounds just... Obsessive and weird. I'm sorry but the entire video of Avocado crying just came off as Creepy
@fabienglasse4 жыл бұрын
2010 grief: *Being sad in the privacy of your own house.* 2020 grief: *My girlfriend died revival 3AM challenge (Taco Bell muckbang 🥱🤮).*
@ariuspierre78754 жыл бұрын
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 calm down npc
@igamewhenimbored76964 жыл бұрын
@@ariuspierre7875 hahaha I've never heard that one before that's good. Also Charlie joked about that audience not grasping object permanence yet But holy shit look at this Look at that fucking name Look at that comment that's edited and is still a trainwreck Like I honestly don't even think it's a real person ngl
@taog-htao4 жыл бұрын
@@kidrobloxgamar1234 nice bait
@3.cstasy4 жыл бұрын
kidrobloxgamar 1234 the username says it all guys. "Kid". "Roblox". "Gamar".
@KingOfTheDelaware4 жыл бұрын
@kidrobloxgamar 1234 low quality bait, you need to be turned down on 10%
@I_okesh3 жыл бұрын
8:50 Charlie is like the hard working 9-5 job employee that gets so into his work but doesn’t give a F after the clock hits 5 pm
@NVCaesar3 жыл бұрын
2:10 that plug was SMOOOOTH
@myfishingadventures15093 жыл бұрын
OH MY LORD YOUR RIGHT.
@jdhix_4 жыл бұрын
Just remember.... If Jaystation can get a girlfriend... You can too.
@potatobug51364 жыл бұрын
Thank you honey. Damn
@mynamejeff84014 жыл бұрын
He has money i think
@kennykeating52434 жыл бұрын
Hitler had a wife who almost worshipped him. Don't lose hope.
@jasonconley48424 жыл бұрын
I don't have that kinda money
@yesse13434 жыл бұрын
the power of money
@yagyin4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love how Charlie is understanding of the rough times many of those people are going through, but at the same time explains whole-heartly why sharing those thing online is harmful to them and how to avoid such harm, all this while still being the dry humored guy he is. He sounds like the big brother all new wave KZfaqrs should have to inspire and to learn from Top moist respect to you, my man, top moist respect.
@itscashew55354 жыл бұрын
F
@pepperoniislices4 жыл бұрын
F
@rumley31764 жыл бұрын
F
@stonalisa37294 жыл бұрын
They need to embrace the moist
@germpot4 жыл бұрын
I wish I had my own Charlie. I little pocket Charlie, a tiny clone, to help me through the hard times by saying what needs to be said. I wanna donate my respect for you to send to him.
@jaehowlett94082 жыл бұрын
This guy crying over the food just reminds of that scene at the end of dodgeball with the tubby guy crying eating
@JasonDevil063 жыл бұрын
Charlie, even when he doesn't know or doesn't care to know he still knows. Whenever he says he doesn't want to know he still knows something about the topic that's pretty awesome
@turbogamer30734 жыл бұрын
Charlie:Not everything about you needs to be posted online Also Charlie: *Shares his tricks to grow 3 inches taller with fans*
@LyTran-oq2of4 жыл бұрын
Such technique should be share tho
@Termite11574 жыл бұрын
Charlie only shares 1% of his knowledge. If it was 100% our brains would incinerate.
@hollystlocal22424 жыл бұрын
Not all gods have perfect forms.
@PulledPurk4 жыл бұрын
He taught me how to make armor from vaginas
@kosog65844 жыл бұрын
You say that like you wouldn't benefit from such a thing.
@shuhratkessikbayev88864 жыл бұрын
I feel uncomfortable with Nickocado's crying. It doesn't sound genuine, it honestly sounds even more forced than the unwanted extra from _Canadian Psycho_
@whosaprettykitty50764 жыл бұрын
It's not genuine lmao. He gets views this way and somehow people still sympathize with him. He's a pathetic moron
@angieroman67234 жыл бұрын
Hes a lazy sociopath, that's what he is.
@wa46454 жыл бұрын
Well he IS known for staging breakdowns and saying he's leaving, and then coming back the next day like nothing happened
@lavendertease4 жыл бұрын
Nothing about this guy is genuine.
@Worms_4 жыл бұрын
LavenderTea the only thing genuine is the heart attack he’ll get.
@devprime23902 жыл бұрын
"Deep-fried feelings" Sounds delicious ngl.
@RealRedRabbit3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing and wholesome how genuinely compassionate Charlie is, actually caring about Avocado's mental health and wellbeing.
@RealRedRabbit3 жыл бұрын
@deadvoguestar yes. This was the point of my post.
@BruceWayne-pm6co4 жыл бұрын
Nikocado fakes everything, there’s a video of him after he’s done recording acting normal.
@jesuschrist23734 жыл бұрын
Yes because people who are genuinely sad or depressed cry forever.
@D.I.O.7774 жыл бұрын
@JESUSCHRIST hello
@jesuschrist23734 жыл бұрын
Jaden Dhami hello
@BruceWayne-pm6co4 жыл бұрын
JESUS CHRIST lmao if you think he is genuinely that upset then go ahead keep thinking that. He clearly fooled you dumbass.
@D.I.O.7774 жыл бұрын
@JESUSCHRIST you blasphemous piece of shit
@lugeneous4 жыл бұрын
the second guy looks like he played me on online Wii Bowling.
@brentorgeron60534 жыл бұрын
I’ve found you. *pulls out shotgun*
@stevengabby61064 жыл бұрын
Hello kanye west
@byew35194 жыл бұрын
What is your secret to winning so much
@sirfishalot75694 жыл бұрын
My Wii is in bits now because of you. Did I say Wii? I meant life.
@DountTime214 жыл бұрын
Haha I beat you
@naeemlaouir15102 жыл бұрын
I'm really surprised how wise Charlie is.
@henryatticuslayes85742 жыл бұрын
Rando: *makes money from recording himself eating Taco Bell and crying* Me: You guys are getting paid?!
@unusuallycheesy29254 жыл бұрын
The second guy looks like he's fake laughing not even fake crying
@Scratpac474 жыл бұрын
In all of his meltdown videos, he never sheds an actual tear. He squeezes his eyes and sometimes sheds a year, but you can tell he's forcing it and uses eyedrops.
@unusuallycheesy29254 жыл бұрын
Wow this is my first comment with a lot of likes thanks guys
@brooklynbacani-lim65034 жыл бұрын
When he was “crying” I almost started laughing
@samgomez99424 жыл бұрын
@@brooklynbacani-lim6503 When he started crying I started crying, it was hilarious.
@makaelaischillin4 жыл бұрын
666 likes...
@kingsarues15864 жыл бұрын
The only reason I cried during this video is because I keep missing Charlie’s streams.
@dreamthefirst13454 жыл бұрын
André Luis Nice, I’m at 6 cm now
@hoppy28294 жыл бұрын
400th like
@fireball96704 жыл бұрын
Smooth
@k.i.d.schanel6094 жыл бұрын
I’m dying at theses comments lmao
@kingsarues15864 жыл бұрын
Due to missing more than one stream my Weiner has shrunk to less than 1cm
@thehighspeedchicken3 жыл бұрын
'Call me your toilet, but I saw that shit coming' Im dead
@the_octord3 жыл бұрын
"You can call me your toilet because I saw that s*** comin" lmao I diedddddd
@sirCRASHtheGreat4 жыл бұрын
4:21 "I wanna die" Me: keep eating like that trust me it'll happen soon
@Muster_Muckee_II4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe that STD he got from cheating on his "Precious Angel" Orlin will do it.
@EpicFuckingCoolGuy694204 жыл бұрын
Pepsi Richard nice pfp
@theonethingwealladore4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you fucking killed him dude
@stinkboy71864 жыл бұрын
Don't insult Augustus Gloop like that
@puppet56464 жыл бұрын
Poppy Tart bruh Huey freeman always gotta have good insults 😳😳
@dr.floopybazzi28354 жыл бұрын
“Call me a toilet because I saw that shit coming” might honestly be one of my favorite quotes now
@DonnieDifferent4 жыл бұрын
That guy Younes nah he’s just short
@bruisedjinx4 жыл бұрын
At the time of this posting, this is the tenth post down for top comments. thus, these are totally underrated posts
@allaansnackbar42694 жыл бұрын
1:31
@kaidenb.72994 жыл бұрын
Charlie has some very clever one liners, it’s impressive. I liked his comment about jaystation’s fans not having object permanence yet lmao it’s so funny
@ohbother18014 жыл бұрын
Better than 'turbo virgins'?!
@eddie23463 жыл бұрын
“So go ahead and call me your toilet because I saw that shit coming” the amount of creativity put in that sentence just amazed me
@YzuAiha3 жыл бұрын
*"The jesus of this era has been born."*
@Branwolfe14 жыл бұрын
Deleting my Facebook was the best decision I've ever made in my life.
@emileolivier67964 жыл бұрын
Me too 😤
@maxjohnson67304 жыл бұрын
I never had a Facebook to begin with
@mariafoivi35994 жыл бұрын
@@maxjohnson6730 you and me both buddy
@mattmattmatt30914 жыл бұрын
Maria Foivi damn there’s actually 3 of us in existence?
@alexbloom97204 жыл бұрын
matt Matt matt make that four
@spowokychan28584 жыл бұрын
He literally posted getting my new girlfriend off the dark web, disgusting.
@thememesjack61284 жыл бұрын
What a asshole
@untitled8144 жыл бұрын
@@thememesjack6128 what a major a asshole
@David-jn1gg4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@fancyprince694 жыл бұрын
cursed akko image i honestly can’t tell if that’s satire
@thememesjack61284 жыл бұрын
@@fancyprince69 no it was an real thing
@cyanleafgd3 жыл бұрын
"so go ahead and call me your toilet cause i saw that shit coming" Never change, Charlie
@mak_7073 жыл бұрын
I really believe that Nikocado's eyes slowly getting surrounded by his grease and fat until it looks like he's squinting constantly is one of the most disgusting things that I think about at night when I can't sleep.
@drysoup30173 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's kinda sad to see
@innuendoc2514 жыл бұрын
“He snorts up those calories like he’s snorting cocaine”
@bruhman10944 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@ResidentFemboy4 жыл бұрын
weird bro, I heard that quote to! it's almost like we saw the same video....
@icetweiz4 жыл бұрын
Seriously. He even looks like a crackhead, everytime I look at him
@bigboijam98464 жыл бұрын
Lol My mommy also eat sugar through her nose lol 😂😂😆😂😆😹😂😂
@sexylazercatwizard4 жыл бұрын
Next Jaystation is gonna fake his ex-girlfriends parents dying so that they can't expose him
@prosplays34434 жыл бұрын
And then hes gonna make an ouija board video calling them at 3 am
@Sifter2K4 жыл бұрын
@@prosplays3443 And then their souls are gonna plug his merch in
@baicunothere17224 жыл бұрын
No he should just fake his own death so he cant be exposed, not saying noone would miss him....... But y'know maybe a small town somewhere with no internet would suit him better
@freddy76944 жыл бұрын
@@baicunothere1722 no one*
@squam79114 жыл бұрын
Ah yes "fake". Bruh looks like he'd kill somebody just so he can make he video.
@kitty0chan4442 жыл бұрын
“He snorts up those calories like he’s snorting cocaine” LMFAO
@deyash46023 жыл бұрын
It’s even more sad when you learn about nicks past and how he was really good at music or smth
@thesilliestgoose59904 жыл бұрын
Can we just Delete JayStation already? No one wants him here, he’s obviously broken TOS, and no one will miss him.
@Xrez234 жыл бұрын
I hope someone makes a calling KZfaq officials at 3am to boot off jaystation
@mupmurp78254 жыл бұрын
TALKING TO MY DELETED CHANNEL WITH AN OUIJA BOARD AT 3 AM CHALLENGE
@TheFieryWind994 жыл бұрын
Revolt in 3... 2... 1...
@mr.perdonare52334 жыл бұрын
I have a friend that likes him. help me.
@cortexauth40944 жыл бұрын
Also get Jay some help, he surely isn't okay, like seriously, he is a full grown adult
@wynhubbard96784 жыл бұрын
JayStation- *lies about his girlfriend's death.* Also JayStation- IM thE ViCtIM
@krepler4 жыл бұрын
I think anyone that knows of jaystation are the real victims here
@dboot88864 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait... he went to prison?
@ghostglitch53554 жыл бұрын
@@dboot8886 I-I dont know
@seafoam61194 жыл бұрын
@@dboot8886 fake giveaways.
@ChristianDoretti4 жыл бұрын
Jaystation is the best, you guys are always hating on him cuz you are jealous of him, he has more subscribers than all of you.
@PyreOManiac3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna die." Lmao the only thing you can do now is speed it up
@corekidwithclearvison3 жыл бұрын
Sayori ain't holding back
@Truck-kun_013 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@thefilipinogamertfg3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, she and the other person is just *hanging* around
@yani53143 жыл бұрын
"Call me your toilet because I saw that shit coming" LMAOOOOO
@themorbidmole92474 жыл бұрын
Something about a grown man weeping over a mountain of taco bell diahrea makes me feel some sorta way
@forbidden_channelexe4 жыл бұрын
Not a good way, either.
@TheStingOfDeath4 жыл бұрын
And that way is "horny"
@kacchan52734 жыл бұрын
I feel humiliated-
@thesovietkevin72754 жыл бұрын
@@TheStingOfDeath dumb
@iamme27394 жыл бұрын
The pile of toco bell makes me nearly puke.
@austinjones89644 жыл бұрын
Whoever broke up with that avacado guy avoided a DISASTER.
@jody11594 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the comments, there is the whole story. It’s super sad.
@Sg-lw5qq4 жыл бұрын
More like they broke up too late...
@muggz77524 жыл бұрын
PIT PYG Oh you don’t know HOW wrong are
@kevinpowers27254 жыл бұрын
No, he left after the disaster happened unfortunately.
@austinjones89644 жыл бұрын
@@muggz7752What happened?
@dddestru99393 жыл бұрын
"call me your toilet cause i saw that shit coming" is no one going to address how funny that line was
@chaosmeetspeace9943 жыл бұрын
I love that Orlin and Nik are still together
@ravioli_8264 жыл бұрын
All I see is a guy with a mountain of Taco Bell saying “I wanna die!” Like no dude you’re supposed to say that after you eat Taco Bell not before.
@ararerock15454 жыл бұрын
i love you
@aveoxus11394 жыл бұрын
This is a pro level observation, however if you want a full gastric bypass, mukbang at a Burger King
@squash68404 жыл бұрын
Mukbang my ass
@IllMatic974 жыл бұрын
@@squash6840 Ha, total pun intended
@bloodmuzzle4 жыл бұрын
Bro facts😂
@Jasonbossman1234 жыл бұрын
Jaystation talking to himself with a ouija board because he killed his career.
@TheFieryWind994 жыл бұрын
Would make for a better video than all his other videos.
@t7H2si0vß24 жыл бұрын
What sucks is hes probably gonna gain more subscribers from all this drama. Just look at Logan Paul; he literally laughed at a man who had recently commit suicide and then "cried" and "apologised" and all is forgiven.
@srirachadonut80114 жыл бұрын
Eric Draven that’s different though. Logan Paul was far too popular and loved by KZfaq and his young community. He could do anything and still succeed
@BenXBlack934 жыл бұрын
"Contacting my career via ouija board (went wrong, went south, what career? wtf am i doing with my life?)"
@jaydawg90134 жыл бұрын
Cant kill ya career if you've never had one in the first place
@CQBee2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine why anyone would leave those men...They look so stable.
@Party_Almsivi4 жыл бұрын
“I wanna diiiieee...” with that much Taco Bell, his wish may be granted.
@alexrowley3734 жыл бұрын
^
@brink31494 жыл бұрын
^
@tuckeredout28874 жыл бұрын
^
@collinbridewell16604 жыл бұрын
^
@TheBest-cs7qg4 жыл бұрын
^
@izheanfruit4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love the passion Charlie portrays in this video he clearly feels greatly about these kind of things. I like that doesn't just blatantly insult it with nothing to back it up. Not only does he pick it apart in a short amount of time he gives sound critique and ways to help them fix things that might be wrong. He needs more recognition for this kind of stuff.
@deborahsiahaan92613 жыл бұрын
Agreed I was nodding furiously
@imakeokart56083 жыл бұрын
He is the Messiah!
@the711devin43 жыл бұрын
Dude has 8 million subs, I’m pretty sure he has the recognition he deserves lol
@kall35552 жыл бұрын
Way to hit the nail on the head Mr.Penguin👍 Nik knows your videos on him is right on or it wouldn't bother him sooo much. Keep up the good work buddy.
@queenvalery57143 жыл бұрын
@4.30 the subtitles said (Laughter) 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died.
@TRAVXIZ6144 жыл бұрын
"Deep fried feelings" Also, BOY those dislike ratios are massive.
@zonia51654 жыл бұрын
Charlie has reached his final evolution: Jesus Christ
@kirabean54414 жыл бұрын
Let me fix this Charlie > Jesus Christ
@zonia51654 жыл бұрын
@@kirabean5441 Thank you for your contribution, kind sir.
@brahambrown36524 жыл бұрын
You guys probably don't know who you're talking about
@Panic4314 жыл бұрын
@@brahambrown3652 charlie is the one true lord and saviour
@angelaw10194 жыл бұрын
Next Evolution: Cher
@francereeno73193 жыл бұрын
I love how you roast and actually say helpful things at the same time
@HowToChangeName2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you, I shut down my facebook and actually seek psychologist help since 14. Really never felt more mentally sound that before
@OdieEsty4 жыл бұрын
"nikacado is involved in some drama I don't care to look into" well now you ddon't have to, I did! Nikacado use to be a health nut and was actually a vegan youtuber for a long time. There he met his husband Orlin. Orlin has an auto immune disorder of some kind, one that seems to put a lot of stress on his colon, so he avoids heavy processed foods. after a few years of vegan vids nick realized he liked food a lot, and became a mukbanger. his husband then joined him because the two got together young and haven't had any meaningful relationships aside from each other. Orlin lives in columbia for healthcare reasons, but nick is still an american so he can only be in the country for a few months before his visa lets up and he needs to head home. One year, Nick decides instead to go globe trotting and vlog it. While doing this, he also cheated on orlin "about two dozen times" and it's explicitly said he'd have done it more if he could have. Nick actually got a STD from one of his foreign partners, and ended up giving it to orlin when he came home. Orlin who has a compromised immune system. There's a ton of other shit about nick like his drama with other youtubers, his overly aggressive sloth, and the fact he was the only american to ever be deported from colombia, but the orlin stuff is def the worst. I made a video going into more detail on it but i'm a no name so FUCK ME
@sprk__4 жыл бұрын
yeah lmfao i understand that charlie doesnt know too much about him but as soon as you find out about all this shit you stop feeling bad for him
@Inseut4 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a huge POS. Thank you for your service.
@thebigblackshotgun90384 жыл бұрын
that's actually fucking terrible, oh my god.
@roidansutherland4 жыл бұрын
Kudos to you man!
@giannisantetokounmpo39004 жыл бұрын
Odie Esty wtf why do people have sex with that thing
@EMETRL4 жыл бұрын
"your audience hasn't even developed object permanence yet" I don't think anybody who watches "drama" videos unironically is educated enough to know what that even means
@luisalonsoxy35304 жыл бұрын
Am I just retarded? I always thought that word meant balance then again i don’t research this kind of shit
@frightinthenightproduction40594 жыл бұрын
@@luisalonsoxy3530 💀
@optimuss_jedi23944 жыл бұрын
E_M_E_T what does that quote mean ?
@JpForrReal4 жыл бұрын
OPTIMUSs_JEDI Object permanence is the understanding that objects still exist even though you cant perceive them (think of babies being upset when their favorite toy is hidden under a blanket; they dont understand its still there)
@Thracianking514 жыл бұрын
OPTIMUSs_JEDI object permanence is the ability for humans to understand an object is there even if not in sight, and it develops very early on. Basically the quote means Jaystation’s audience is full of kids
@deathto3 жыл бұрын
you are the voice of reason amongst all the insanity on youtube
@littlemagoo122 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to let you know man, I love your content, I appreciate you. And I can’t wait for anything you put out
@Dekaabilly4 жыл бұрын
I really wanted Charlie to start the video off by fake crying then wiping his tears with fleshlights.
@mudsludge4 жыл бұрын
use lube as his tears
@stevedd97254 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he cleans up them first
@chatteringteethdoggo20994 жыл бұрын
Steved D yep
@alexthibodeau9794 жыл бұрын
Silly Billy that’s how he cleans them
@LiLxF310N4 жыл бұрын
Tears are notoriously slippery
@dmitrypetrov24364 жыл бұрын
"So go ahead and call me your toilet, cause I saw that shit coming." You're a damn genius.
@louminouz4 жыл бұрын
His jokes are so smart I can't comprehend how he comes up with these.
@sayoricult19614 жыл бұрын
@@louminouz for some reason I get bo Burnham vibes from that haha
@aashiranwar39424 жыл бұрын
@@louminouz I agree like how tf
@itz_tyler2494 Жыл бұрын
"Call me your toilet I saw that shit coming." Love that statement great video charlie 😂 much love. I feel for avocado though he's depressed as shit obviously and eating his feelings away and people are finding entertainment out of it... I pray that he finds his path. You said it best Charlie he's gotta back up but who knows he could be doing it for the views it's just so unhealthy
@mikewearing63793 жыл бұрын
"so call me a toilet i saw that shit coming" i cant stop laughing
@greensmurf2214 жыл бұрын
"Not everything has to be posted online!" *Zuckerberg would like to know your location.*
@DollhouseSawyer4 жыл бұрын
*Zuckerberg already knows your location*
@aracoonswagman11914 жыл бұрын
*Zuckerberg is on your location*
@RockyPixel4 жыл бұрын
*Zuckerberg is your location*
@denovalxve64044 жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg has left your location
@spencernietsch95734 жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg erased the location entirely
@jdhix_4 жыл бұрын
Every person who is actually old enough to have a youtube account wants these channels removed. KZfaq STILL doesn't listen.
@BrendonCap4 жыл бұрын
Fortunately youtube doesnt, thats called censorship and thats bad
@blgdoesthings41224 жыл бұрын
@@BrendonCap *HARD* agree
@saintt90444 жыл бұрын
Brendi Bread yup, they’re free to post anything they want within YT guidelines and laws and I’m all for it. Everyone else is free to ignore it or shit on them and I think that’s alright
@jake45244 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah, KZfaq won't just straight up remove channels people don't like
@nqrtzy87654 жыл бұрын
I’m 12 and I still want his channel removed
@Streamer93653 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I wonder when this was posted Penguinz0 hair: 💇🏻♀️
@brandonchartrand42053 жыл бұрын
This guy is a good therapist.
@ssimms89954 жыл бұрын
"Call me your toilet, because I saw that sh*t coming." That's it. That's the senior quote