[YTP] Debate: Trump Bullies Jeb for the Last Time

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8 жыл бұрын

In this South Carolina Republican Presidential Debate, Jebbie's last, Alpha Trump goes full throttle on the beta candidates, especially Jeb Bush. As the Republican field shrinks for this fierce nomination contest, so does the opportunity for ridicule.
Thankfully, each candidate had their own set of quotable moments, not just the Donald.
In this video, John Kasich actually speaks, Ben Carson raves about his usual lunacy on foreign policy, Ted Cruz shows off his Spanish-speaking abilities, Marco Rubio drones on about poverty, Jeb tries his hardest to be cool, and Donald Trump... he just owns everyone. Rekt.
One thing is certain: It is definitely more entertaining than watching the boring agreement-whores in the Democratic debates.
Thank you for watching this video, as always, stay classy; like comment and subscribe!

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@Mac2nite. 7 жыл бұрын

I nearly shat my pants when Jeb said "if I'm president” and the crowd started laughing 😂 😂 😂

@joshholmes4731 4 жыл бұрын

Just My Two Cents 1:22 Even Ben Carson was laughing 😂😂

@BeeMusic2024 4 жыл бұрын

Right 😂

@baburao87 4 жыл бұрын

"My mom believes I'm a really cool guy."

@Mac2nite. 4 жыл бұрын

“You do whatever you want you tremendous waste!”

@boiledchickenn 3 жыл бұрын

No cuse

@warcraftfan5 8 жыл бұрын

"If you're attacked by Mr. Trump, that means please stop talking." Not even a minute in and I'm already dead.

@toddenrico2748 8 жыл бұрын

That part fucking slayed me

@BlueCollarJerry 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah I lost my life when he said that

@BoomStickTime14 7 жыл бұрын

Brandon Miller yes trump 2020

@warcraftfan5 7 жыл бұрын

Oy vey you fucking anti-semite, I'll have you know my foreskin was turned into a christmas ornament.

@nonmicrowaveabletoad 4 жыл бұрын

And that's why KZfaq content creators aren't allowed to say anything about COPPA.

@gopetogle 8 жыл бұрын

"You don't get to respond" 😂😂

@Miimu5210 7 жыл бұрын

Please, stop talking.

@jamesondoane32 6 жыл бұрын

Classic Jeb!

@NivekTheEnigma 5 жыл бұрын

Please clap

@rustyshackleford7179 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate rand Paul got the least amount of time

@billywaynemcwilliams9063 4 жыл бұрын

Even nice guy Ben laughed

@bidniskhard4677 8 жыл бұрын

My mom believes I'm... I'm a really cool guy.

@LordOfCharisma 8 жыл бұрын

😅

@DM2GamingChannel 8 жыл бұрын

*Sad Jeb Face

@StewHeisenberg 8 жыл бұрын

You don't get to respond.

@joaquing.3258 8 жыл бұрын

+StewiebossFTW Please stop talking.

@BlueCollarJerry 8 жыл бұрын

+Joaquin G. Jeb is so wrong. Jeb is absolutely a big fat pussy.

@Ironman209999 7 жыл бұрын

"Jeb is a really cool guy" -Barbara Bush 2016.

@rakshatsrivastav873 5 жыл бұрын

Then she died

@cringeworthycontent7513 3 жыл бұрын

Rakshat Srivastav kinda fucked uped

@redbrixanimations 3 жыл бұрын

I doubt she actually said that. Nobody thinks Jen is a really cool guy 😂

@SgtSmith13 8 жыл бұрын

"when my dad fled Cuba, he was only 18. all he had was 100 million dollars and magic pixie dust in his underwear"

@MayMay-ml8gk 8 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@nachos908283 7 жыл бұрын

"Macro I gave your girl an Alabama hot pocket, I made her eat her Spanish Truffle butter, you like that?"-Ted Cruz 2016

@zanderslul1698 7 жыл бұрын

You watched the video too?

@youwanagethi 7 жыл бұрын

Zanders LUL you don't get to respond.

@standaeik3054 7 жыл бұрын

Jason true story.

@joshnestberg5717 7 жыл бұрын

"The truth will ultimately die where there is pains taken to help voters make up their minds." ~George Washington

@shawnparker373 7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Nestberg You don't get to respond

@joshnestberg5717 7 жыл бұрын

Dookie Shed *sad face*

@joshnestberg5717 7 жыл бұрын

Dookie Shed My mom says I'm I'm a really cool guy

@shawnparker373 7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Nestberg What we wanna win how win and how hard do we wanna win. *clap*

@chadelliottfahlman 7 жыл бұрын

This was a surprisingly profound insight from a YTP.

@britishhammer5696 8 жыл бұрын

"Jeb bush was a big fat mistake" REKT

@nightraven2975 7 жыл бұрын

He said that as soon as I saw this.

@alexanderarditi2948 7 жыл бұрын

Works better with Chris Christie

@icecreamjunkie6790 2 жыл бұрын

He was

@Bombtrack411 8 жыл бұрын

Marco Rubio Strong America, Strong Shoes

@ailderwitha5591 7 жыл бұрын

MAGA, SASS.

@chaos120m 5 жыл бұрын

Truth

@cezarcatalin1406 4 жыл бұрын

SASS

@SAOrules 4 жыл бұрын

America don’t shine shoes no more, maybe you didn’t hear you’ve been away a whole

@mellowandjello 8 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit at Rubio being a strong shoe activist, it actually sounds like a talking point in a debate, it seemed so real.

@janko7245 7 жыл бұрын

You dont get to respond

@janko7245 7 жыл бұрын

***** "Jeb is absolutely a big fat pussy" - Trump 2016

@janko7245 7 жыл бұрын

"You know I've studied the middle east"

@janko7245 7 жыл бұрын

"you know...to bomb children coming out of refineries is acceptable"

@janko7245 7 жыл бұрын

"let us just talk about donuts right now, let's sell that and the Republican party will be stronger as a result"

@scythian2138 8 жыл бұрын

Skinned children, acceptable -Ben Carson 2016

@JackDuripper 8 жыл бұрын

Skinning children is totally acceptable why aren't more candidates saying this?

@NivekTheEnigma 5 жыл бұрын

Cause there stupid, #skinthechildren

@SAOrules 4 жыл бұрын

Kevin and jealous!

@Ramen_Zombie 4 жыл бұрын

Cause twitter

@spiicypotato 4 жыл бұрын

damn its u

@blagoevski336 Жыл бұрын

Yup

@stupidskeleton1 8 жыл бұрын

I thought this was supposed to be a KZfaq Poop but I'm pretty sure it's the actual debate?

@carrottop5439 6 жыл бұрын

TheRealMrPapaya are you asking a question?

@illegalalien4444 4 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Petseluy are you asking a question?

@jessepinkman6060 4 жыл бұрын

It’s not the actual debate lmao

@nurodaci5646 4 жыл бұрын

@@jessepinkman6060 damn that's probably one of the dumbest comments I've read

@jessepinkman6060 4 жыл бұрын

Nur Odaci therealpapayas comment?

@Jaxymann 8 жыл бұрын

This actually made me feel a bit sorry for Jeb.

@mccnshyyne 8 жыл бұрын

same here ;-;

@AdrenaLukeYT 7 жыл бұрын

Fuck Jen Bush

@PaperBagMan884 7 жыл бұрын

mrusername09 Jen Bush?

@ChrisPPotatoIDC 7 жыл бұрын

Pussy

@santicheeks1106 4 жыл бұрын

Why

@amirgareiw766 4 жыл бұрын

“Mr. Trump you get 30 seconds to tell governor bush why he is wrong and governor bush you don’t get to respond” 😂😂

@PhiziqHD 8 жыл бұрын

You cannot have a strong country without strong shoes -Marco Rubio 2016

@joshnestberg5717 7 жыл бұрын

I think Ben Carson's"is acceptable" speech was the best

@ramentaco9179 8 жыл бұрын

You don't get to respond

@youngbloodfantasy91 8 жыл бұрын

You cannot have a strong country without strong shoes. Absolutely brilliant. Also you should YTP C-Span.

@lordjake7421 8 жыл бұрын

+youngbloodfantasy91 hmm that's a pretty good idea

@thecleansingprocess7545 7 жыл бұрын

Jeb: My mom thinks I'm a really cool guy. Trump: Nobody cares.

@springday2725 4 жыл бұрын

The Cleansing Process legend

@bungobaggins01 8 жыл бұрын

This video was under the Politics category. Bless the Internet.

@benjifish1510 8 жыл бұрын

"Skin children is acceptable"-Ben Carson 2016

@fragglefknrock7568 4 жыл бұрын

"Bombing children who come out of refineries is acceptable " Ben Carson.

@youssefkandeel3667 4 жыл бұрын

@@fragglefknrock7568-about every modern US president

@fragglefknrock7568 4 жыл бұрын

@@youssefkandeel3667 ?

@ExplosivesLaboratory 3 жыл бұрын

@@youssefkandeel3667 the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow Hey now, you’re an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you’re a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It’s a cool place, and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now, wait ’til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire, how ’bout yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored Hey now, you’re an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you’re a rock star Get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Somebody once asked Could I spare some change for gas? "I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change" Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets? You’ll never know if you don’t go (go!) You’ll never shine if you don’t glow Hey now, you’re an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you’re a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now Hey now Hey, hey, hey now Hey now Hey now, you’re an all star Hey now, you’re an all star Hey now, you’re an all star Only shooting stars break the mold

@youssefkandeel3667 3 жыл бұрын

@@ExplosivesLaboratory nice

@2020Survivor 8 жыл бұрын

"You cannot have a strong country without strong shoes." Amen.

@AlecGirman 8 жыл бұрын

0:45 with closed captioning: "Hillary barking" TOP KEK

@RenzoIsHereYT 6 жыл бұрын

Alec Girman lmfao !! I am dead

@Hoosje11 4 жыл бұрын

But that’s exactly what it is...

@okbro3524 4 жыл бұрын

Well, it was Hillary barking

@l3p3 4 жыл бұрын

yeah, really don't wanna hear that

@Darthmufin 8 жыл бұрын

You mix these really well without an overload of jokes not related to the debate

@tangledjoseph8724 8 жыл бұрын

You don't get to respond, fucking lost it there

@emmaxuereb2336 8 жыл бұрын

"You don't get to respond" HAHAHAHAH that part killed me

@targaghjj 8 жыл бұрын

The republican party probably would be stronger if they just started selling donuts. That's basically the level of the American voter right now.

@Pravdacz-tp8zu 5 жыл бұрын

This actually works here in Czech Republic. People are willing to vote for a certain party, simply for offering a donut at their meetings.

@johnbob914 5 жыл бұрын

i would vote for either side reguardless if i got a donut for it

@1aundulxaldin 4 жыл бұрын

No, that's Homer Simpson. Actually, you were still right.

@punishedsnake6141 4 жыл бұрын

Except Trump won and now your comment looks stupid. Haha

@conner983 3 жыл бұрын

Is that just buying votes

@BrazillianFOsho 8 жыл бұрын

I love how the funniest parts of this didn't even need editing. Being the GOP debate it just naturally has that surreal YTP dialogue.

@ThePeridactl 8 жыл бұрын

+Tomas Ferreira Trump is cs188s creation.

@dooplon5083 8 жыл бұрын

+ThePeridactl No wonder they've been so quiet these past few months.

@LPJ2 8 жыл бұрын

What a show , they really work their ass off to be good actors .

@82892869hi 8 жыл бұрын

@Jegria 8 жыл бұрын

+DefectiveDolphin yes

@geico105 8 жыл бұрын

The sound editing is so good. I couldn't even tell when it wasn't real half the time.

@ATTJ7628 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't wanna go, Pussy!" 2:16 Lmao

@Matticus333 6 жыл бұрын

"You do whatever you want, you tremendous waste." Gets me every time. XD

@johanngaiusisinwingazuluah2116 8 жыл бұрын

To people who make subtitles for YT poops: You're the real MVP.

@lordjake7421 8 жыл бұрын

+Leonell Valderama in spanish too! Although in this video I think Spanish-speakers will find Ted's part to be confusing lol.

@sithmans 8 жыл бұрын

let us just talk about donuts right now, let's sell that, and the Republican Party will be strongers a result- John Kasich 2016

@Hopium500 8 жыл бұрын

the weakest person on this stage is jeb bush " yep pretty much

@poolstroke858 6 ай бұрын

Happy to found this after all these years. One of my favorite YTP’s. So funny that I have it saved to my computer.

@halopro8958 7 жыл бұрын

It's your first day, you've just been elected President of the United States. What 3 questions do you ask your security experts about the world? Trump: What we wanna win, when we wanna win, and how hard do we wanna WIIINN. I can't argue with Trump. XD

@ardaxy 3 жыл бұрын

''You said you wanna punch mr trump in the nose,what does that mean?''

@im50yearsold 7 жыл бұрын

this video is even better now that he did get elected especially that last part where trump walks off. My sides are in orbit

@nape1475 8 жыл бұрын

I give you... 5/5! This is how you make a good poop. The GOP debates are YTP gold. Great job!

@Ant_Dawgg 3 жыл бұрын

“You can not have a strong country without strong shoes” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@MisterSmith00 3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, Parody-Rubio's statement about a strong society needing strong shoes makes more goddam sense than most of the things I'm hearing these days...

@BritishEmpireV2.0 3 жыл бұрын

"If you're attacked by Mr. Trump that means please stop talking" I'm belly laughing already

@DoitsukiDesu 8 жыл бұрын

magic pixie dust in his underwear IM CRYING OMG

@rustyshackleford7179 7 жыл бұрын

"I don't wanna go pussy" - Donald J. Trump

@isthatwhatsgoodinthestreet5739 7 жыл бұрын

I just got a Gary Johnson ad right before the vid.

@liams706 7 жыл бұрын

is that what's good in the streets? lol BLAST ARMY

@nowhereman2607 7 жыл бұрын

'if you keep talking, you'll hear this: *Hillary barking*. You don't wanna hear that' HHHAHHAHHAHHHA

@wednesdaynightbusiness6296 4 жыл бұрын

"The truth will ultimately die when there are pains taken to help voters make up their minds." Unironically true.

@needahero1983 7 жыл бұрын

this had me fucking dying during school I tried so. hard to not laugh

@Mrpastry909 8 жыл бұрын

I just want to give poor Jeb a hug, he looks like Donald Trump took his lunch money.

@goldenfreddy8649 8 жыл бұрын

"In the spirit of saying something that might be politically incorrect, tell the voters something that might be politically incorrect."

@serigraph73 5 жыл бұрын

$100,000,000 million dollars and magic pixie dust in his underwear...LMAO

@alexcrawford5350 4 жыл бұрын

1. What we want to win, 2. When we want to win, 3. And how hard do we wanna WIN

@Frxzt 8 жыл бұрын

If you're attacked by Mr. Trump, that means please stop talking

@vGalaxium 8 жыл бұрын

That's how it basically is lol

@strongarm8937 7 жыл бұрын

2:21 Jeb is like a pre schooler when he gets vexed by his classmate, "I wont invite you to my birthday party nananana" srsly gtfo

@heavyglamrocker1987 Жыл бұрын

Jeb is 🤓 personified

@TheStarWarriorHorse 8 жыл бұрын

Ted: He had a hundred million dollars in magic pixie dust in his underwear. HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!?!?!?!?!

@lordjake7421 8 жыл бұрын

Comes from their own mouths ;)

@DDog52 4 жыл бұрын

2:15 - OMG! LOL MY SIDES LOLOLOLOL

@rusticpineapple787 7 жыл бұрын

if trump attacks you, you must stop talking

@UseADamnCoaster 4 жыл бұрын

I was laughing hysterically with tears welling up in my eyes until they eventually cascaded down my face. Well done 👍

@martinaustin6230 8 жыл бұрын

Last night's debate with Trump and Rubio was almost as good as Trump V Jeb

@thetortoise4107 8 жыл бұрын

"my mom believes i'm...i'm a really cool guy" he actually said this though, how is this a ytp?

@thetortoise4107 8 жыл бұрын

it was a joke bro

@RR-pg1tg 8 жыл бұрын

should make one where ben carson just constantly talks silly non sense over everybody like his "fruit salad of life" line and just laughs, that would be epic

@Zombie81212 8 жыл бұрын

You cannot have a strong country without strong shoes.

@rileyabrams1222 4 жыл бұрын

I died whenever he said “You don’t get to respond”.

@StephenColbert27 8 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would feel this way...but I feel bad for JEB!.

@lordjake7421 8 жыл бұрын

+StephenColbert27 shows you how fucked up this campaign season is!

@AtlanticSpamHammer 8 жыл бұрын

"Governor Bush, you don't get to respond."

@thefogandthewhirlwind 7 жыл бұрын

"The truth will ultimately die where there is pains taken to help voters make up their minds." Accurate

@ij1376 4 жыл бұрын

1:12 Or you could ask me two questions that way I could get two minutes instead of one. *pLeAsE sToP tAlKiNg.*

@johnbrowning3986 3 жыл бұрын

I feel ashamed that i actually thought this was real, raw footage until the "My mom says im a cool guy" line

@theeleventhdoctor2043 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly that part felt the most realistic

@LFFunEmporium Жыл бұрын

Hopefully you get the chance to do Trump vs Desantis if they debate

@fiscalcpiano 8 жыл бұрын

this is a truly incredible video.

@mekael0326 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the crowd actually had been laughing though, how would that have been received?

@nestoons4539 4 жыл бұрын

Why is Trump attacking Minecraft Jeb?

@t-pnaminami3808 8 жыл бұрын

These are awesome. More, please!

@MorbidMoonflower 7 жыл бұрын

I'll never forgive Trump for making me feel sorry for Jeb Bush

@cody4916 8 жыл бұрын

the editing is so good

@heavyglamrocker1987 3 жыл бұрын

*What we wanna win, when we wanna win, and how hard do we wanna WIN.*

@allusionsxp2606 4 жыл бұрын

These are still great to watch

@tyler9703 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best YTPs I've ever seen

@hyypersonic 8 жыл бұрын

"Let us talk about donuts" - Kasich 2016

@lordjake7421 8 жыл бұрын

+TheOneTheyCallTitan let's sell that!

@christopherregan1654 4 жыл бұрын

No, I don't like Doughnuts! -Yngewie Malmsteen

@hankhill5622 5 жыл бұрын

I nearly passed out laughing at 4:59.😂

@junjujinz 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best debate YTPs I’ve seen

@gregoryalbert6020 3 жыл бұрын

Hillary barking killed me

@neuxell 4 жыл бұрын

"and you know what? I don't need to do this." based

@peyton1731 8 жыл бұрын

I always seem to come back to this video lol

@theoshjosh7957 8 жыл бұрын

+StewiebossFTW Chaos is acceptable

@samthecrazywowgamer9558 3 жыл бұрын

"You've been elected President..." That one aged like fine wine

@loveace2430 8 жыл бұрын

A business man as president is like a gardener as a surgeon.

@thebitheternal2184 8 жыл бұрын

It's all been so simple all along. How did I miss the need for a strong pro-shoe candidate for President in this country?

@buffmywifi3839 4 жыл бұрын

3:59 "skinning children is acceptable"

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 8 жыл бұрын

My goodness, this was very well done, XD! And the "quotes" were just perfect.

@neilpirelli9240 8 жыл бұрын

excellent work

@Joey-id3rk 2 жыл бұрын

0:23 this sums up all politicians

@blagoevski336 3 жыл бұрын

Poor Jeb

@CGC_Tetsu 8 жыл бұрын

This is AMAZING. Major Props to you.

@lordjake7421 8 жыл бұрын

+MU5T4NG thank you dude!

@daakrolb 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. This was GREAT. I laughed. Thank you. I needed that.

@beeflethals 8 жыл бұрын

i thought this was a ytp y u upload real footage?

@ace-x6m 6 жыл бұрын

You don’t pay attention to debates

@fragglefknrock7568 4 жыл бұрын

@Saif Ullah Khan you don't make sense you pinged the wrong guy lol that went right over your head lol.

@fragglefknrock7568 4 жыл бұрын

@Richard Trieu you whooshed the wrong guy lol. The comment writer for this thread thinks this is real footage he doesn t pay attention. Lol

@andybub45 7 жыл бұрын

If you are attacked by mister trump, please stop talking. XD

@owenbogler8591 7 жыл бұрын

this is truly a work of art

@teuast 8 жыл бұрын

That sound at the end was physically painful well done 10/10