This is absolutely hilarious. It must have taken forever.

"I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now" - Every politician ever.

"There is a reason I have 18 STDs" -Ted Cruz 2016

"The hugs I remember are the hugs I gave to your wife." Sick burn Chris Christie

"There is a reason I have 8 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honour commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I said I would do."

"we have to build a fence under the tunnel" lmao

Twist: This is not a ytp. This is an unedited recording of the actual debate.

"I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now"

The blender part was brilliant!

That sentence mixing throughout, holy shit!

I think Mike Huckabee has a point, I should be the president

“Chris, if you’re looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain’t your guy. There is a reason I have a trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don’t tell the truth, I don’t honor commitments, I don’t reason with people, and I don’t do what I said I would do.” - Ted Cruz

"we need to improve Obama's hair" - Marco Rubio 2016

i want my doorbell to sound like the intro

I like how this is in a parallel universe where Trump is the most sane candidate out of all of them 🤣

I'm not voting for Trump in 2020 because he lied about the toilets and the pylons.

"I don't do what I said I would do" -All forms of government.

plant for president 2016

“Senator Cruz, how can you win in 2016 when you’re such a divisive piece of shit?” Gets me every time lol

"There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people and I don't do what I said I would do." -Ted Cruz, 2016

"They're coming from the Mushroom Kingdom"

the best debate in history.

4:24 predicted the most recent debate

“The hugs I remember are the ones I gave to your wife” - Chris Christi

3:33 "The hugs I remember, are the hugs that I gave to your wife." DESTROYED.

Lets see if trump sticks with what he said about building those toilets...

Nowadays these lines would be typed into an AI, but sentence mixing and speech splicing will always be appreciated.

"...Our leaders are stupid, their leaders are stupid, you are stupid..."

0:00 best anime opening.

Now that Trump is elected, will every citizen get a free Blazing Blender? xd

Holy shit 4:25 is literally the first presidential debate last week.

Its 2020 and he hasent built any toilets yet, disappointing :(

Best part for me by far: "I wrote a book about this" shows Mein Kampf.

Who cares about the result of the presidential election.. Let's all just watch Big Trouble In Little China, right now!

1:57 The most honest confession ever made by a politician.

0:00 Why can't mainstream media these days have a theme like this?

I don't frankly have time to use my brain ~Donald Trump

lmao, your sentence mixing is pretty good, dude.

4:24 First Trump-Biden debate in a nutshell

I still come back for that incredible intro.

Guess I'm watching Big Trouble In Little China.

This is still the most glorious sentence mixing and most honest video I've seen on youtube.

People: "Trump's been impeached!" Trump: *constructs additional pylons*

The blender part KILLED ME

"We need to construct more pylons right now" I fucking lost it

Someone needs to do an extended version of the intro tune

that intro goes HARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This Donald Trump guy makes some good points. He’s got my vote.

You're right, Mike! I'm gonna go vote for that plant. #PlantForPresident #MakeAmericaPlantAgain

If you're looking for someone to tell the truth, Then I ain't your guy. There is a reason, I have eight trillion dollars in debt There is a reason, I have eighteen STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people, And I don't do what I said I would do.

I love this ytp but it's scary that this is 4 years old.

i can quote like all of this from memory

The amount of sentence blending must have taken forever to compile.

"1 Minute for answers, 30 seconds for follow ups, 30 minutes for follow up answers and 1 second for second follow up answers."

People think we want Trump in 2024 because of his policies, but we actually want him so we can all rewatch Big Trouble in Little China again

AI has turned YTPs like this into a dying art 😢

I want a Trump Blazing Blender

HERE YOU GO EVERYONE. THE WHOLE YTP SCRIPT. (wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) da-da (dush) da (wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) (drum fill) Jingle: F F# Eb F-F Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F The rules for tonight are simple: 1 minute for answers, 30 seconds for followups, 30 minutes for followup answers, 1 second for second followup answers, and if a candidate runs over you'll hear this: g-c-e-g ggg e eee c e c g. Without further do-do, let's begin. Rubio: The evidence is now clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico, they're coming from the MU-Shroom-King-Dom. I also believe we need a fence. The problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence we have to be able to build a fence under the tunnel. People are frustrated. This is the most generous cunt in the world when it comes to immigration. There are million people a day who legally immigrate from Mexico. It's a serious problem that needs to be dress (bell ring...) an an when an an when an when. Megyn: Mr. Trump, you once told a contestant on celebrity apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her FA-CEON-YOUR-ASS. Trump: I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now, that I can tell you. What I say is what I say and what I say is Trump or get the fuck out. I don't mind killings, I don't mind crime, I don't mind drugs pouring across the border. I don't mind big beautiful Mexican bitches coming into this country. Chris: Mr. Trump I'll give you thirty seconds to answer my question... Trump: We need to watch Big Trouble In Little China right now. It's fun, it's a good time, and honestly, Megyn if you don't like it, suck my cock. Chris: Senator Cruz, how can you win in 2016 if you're such a divisive piece of shit? Cruz: Chris, if you're looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain't your guy. There is a reason I have 18 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDS. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I say I will do. (claps) Jeb: We need to control our border. It's our responsibility to pick and choose who comes in. So I've written a book about this and this I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what we said in the book, which is that we need to be much more strategic, we need to eliminate the... Trump: Shut the fuck up you stupid racist. We don't have time for that shit. We need to build thousands of toilets across the border so that Mexicans at the border can pee legally. I was at the border last week. Mexicans are pissing everywhere and the border patrol is pissing too. Pee going out and pee coming in. Pee pouring across the border..that's what happening what you like it or not. Kaisich: There's the thing about Donald Trump. I took Mr. Trump to dinner in Washington. DonaldT rump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheese steak to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich... Chris: Respectfully can we talk about the border Kaisich: But the point is Mr. Trump is a cheap asshole. Chris: Alright, Senator Rubio let's see if I can do better with you. Is it a is it a is it a is it as simple as our leaders stupid, their leaders are stupid, you are stupid, and all of these illegals coming over are stupid? Rubio: The first thing we need to do is we need to improve of Obama's hair. Over 40% of black people who have fros have been wiped out since Dod Frank has passed. We need to save Obama's life. Rand Paul: I don't trust President Obama. I know you gave him a big hug, and if you want to give him a big hug again, go right ahead Christie: Senator Paul yeah the hugs that I remember are the ones that I gave to your wife. Those are the hugs I remember. And those had nothing to do with politics unlike what you're doing by sucking cock on the internet to raise money for your campaign. Megyn: Alri.. Rand Paul: At least I don't suck Obama's cock. Trump: We need to construct more Pylons right now. Huckabee: I think it's time to do something bold. I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law Trump: What the fuck are you talking about? You people are insane. Chris: Mr. Trump, why should we trust you to run the nation's business? Trump: Because I've never gone bankrupt. Trump & Chris: but out of hundreds of deals 'cuse me 'cuse me dreds of deals Chris: no, no but the cunt is, sir, that's..your line..but the..no..no..sir..your company, i know what i mean thattheoztometotheoztotheoztomeizeikhuwndrwaiedsmeofandeals Chris: Let's just talk about the latest examples which is Trump's Blazing Blenders which went bankrupt in 2009. Trump: First of all these blenders aren't babies, these are total killers. These are not the nice sweet little blenders that you think alright? These things can blend anything. Watch this: Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter, check this out. [BLEND] [BOOSH] [BLEND] ...I'm sorry F-F-Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F!

Even more than 5 years later, still the best KZfaq Poop I've seen.

0:32 “They’re coming from the mushroom kingdom”.

I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law!

4:48 Watch this. Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter. Check this out. (Blender ignites and launches off into space, creating a hole in the roof.) I'm sorry.

That little mixed intro song actually sounded badass

I wouldn't compare the Trump-Biden debate with this masterpiece

Donald Trump's has the Billy Mayes gene.

TRUMP or GTFO!!!! lol

“We need to watch Big Trouble in Little China, right now.”

“Without further doo doo.” 😂😂😂

YOU NEED TO SEE big trouble in little china "ITS ALLOT OF FUN"

there is no way into the mountain

"Over 40% of black people who have fros have been wiped out since Dodd-Frank has passed" 😂

old ytp never fails

Scientist theorise that that blender is still blending in the vast nothingness of space.

omfg i died at the end when he was putting everything in the blenser then he said im sorry

This is a fun video to come back to. I forgot Rand Paul even existed.

0:00 - 0:13 That’s one heck of an intro, really sets the mood for some kind of brawl. Makes a great ringtone or even some kind of door bell.

EVRYBODY GO TO THE BORDER TO WATCH THE CONSTRUCTION OF ALL THE THOUSANS OF TOILETS AND WATCH THE PEE POURING ACROSS THE BORDER

I watched big trouble in little China it was fun

0:00 Fox News should just adopt this as their intro music.

The part when Trump started to blend things killed me 😂😂😂😂

"I've written a book about this *Mein Kampf* & this week, I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what was said in the book." - Jeb Bush

It's amazing how every Trump-related YTP manages to make him sound smarter.

2:19 that really got me 😂

“Senator Paul the hugs I remember are the hugs I gave to your wife” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Those are the hugs I remember”

"I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now" Are you sure that's not an actual Trump quote?

Looks like he really did trump everyone, well played trump well played.

i have been coming back to thius ytp for over 5 years now. cracks me up everytime!

1:27 Finally Trump says something I can agree with.

We need to construct more pylons! Hahahahaha, thx for the Starcraft bit

3:57 "That Plant" would be a much better president candidate than all of them.

still waiting for those fences under the tunnels

3:33 ROASTED

Oh fuck yes. I thought this channel was dead.

4:35 Trump, the Billy Mays of politics

0:50 When a cutscene glitches

“..the *personhood* of the plant..” wtf 🤣😂🪴

"I also believe we need a fence, the problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence, we need to be able to build a fence under the tunnel" I'm still laughing.

We need to construct additional pylons.

4:30 was the 2020 debate in a nutshell

i'm going to be honest, i've watched this video so many times that i can recite it word for word