[YTP] Gary Cuckson Loves Rimjobs and Hates Aleppo

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Lord Jake

Lord Jake

7 жыл бұрын

Gary Johnson, or "Cuckson," as I refer to him, has fallen far from the libertarian apple tree.
Once the only hope for America, he and Bill Weld have turned into cuckitarians.
It started with profusely bashing Trump for his idiocy but not doing the same for Clinton's corruption. They pardoned the email scandal. Weld especially expressed his support for Clinton over Trump (instead of their own ticket, of course).
This Libertarian Presidential Town Hall hosted by CNN was our first indication that these men were not libertarians at all- moderates at best- and perhaps were even ruining the libertarian brand in the process.
Anyway, CNN, of course, cut out their real answers to the forum questions, but I found them and put it together for you. You'll learn some interesting ideas and experiences that Gary Cuckson has about heroin...
Thank you for your loyalty, jakeasses. I will continue to make videos when I can. Less frequently, but I had to put real life commitments ahead of this. Of course, when I don't feel like studying or doing homework, I do this instead, and I love it. Count on at least one video for the presidential debates.
Music Credit: 8 Bit Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme: Frolic by dhruvluke
• 8 bit Curb Your Enthus...
Also thank you CNN for this material.

Пікірлер: 326
@JensenStiles
@JensenStiles 7 жыл бұрын
"Where do you stand on supporting, protecting, and upholding the human and civil rights of black people?" "Knock the door down and shoot." Holy shit. XD
@whydoineedahandle793
@whydoineedahandle793 7 жыл бұрын
That sounds familiar.
@Laternater
@Laternater 7 жыл бұрын
"What your son succumbed to, really, is quality heroin."
@MGSVxBreakpoint
@MGSVxBreakpoint 7 жыл бұрын
It saves lives.
@DL-ij7tf
@DL-ij7tf 7 жыл бұрын
That part got me good.
@123spill90
@123spill90 5 жыл бұрын
I did
@Chris-yw2zp
@Chris-yw2zp 4 жыл бұрын
So many punchlines in this ytp
@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages Жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry about your son, ma'am, but that's just what happens when you're on the good shit."
@SpongicX
@SpongicX 7 жыл бұрын
Magic Heroin Dinosaur
@JensenStiles
@JensenStiles 7 жыл бұрын
That sounds familiar.
@theinsanepumpkincarver
@theinsanepumpkincarver 7 жыл бұрын
Bernie should Work with Johnson, that way we could get FREE Heroin Dinosaur!
@jhvibes3471
@jhvibes3471 6 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it and it made me dieeeee
@jeffcarroll1990shock
@jeffcarroll1990shock 4 жыл бұрын
statoose (flashbacks of meeting the magic heroin dinosaur)
@Chris-yw2zp
@Chris-yw2zp 4 жыл бұрын
I hate to say it but your sons a pussy
@PopcornColonel03
@PopcornColonel03 7 жыл бұрын
"Let's bring in Amaud Greene. He from New Jersey, currently black"
@siratini
@siratini 7 жыл бұрын
"What you are pointing out - and this is, this is heartbreaking - but what you're pointing out is that you're, you're, you're a heroin addict and you're taking heroin and you're libertarian and you take, you take heroin, you take your heroin, you take your heroin and you're taking magic heroin" - Gary Johnson, 2016
@Cybermat47
@Cybermat47 7 жыл бұрын
That "brain-damage heroin user is a pussy" joke was extremely insulting and insensitive. I laughed a lot, please do more jokes like that.
@augustopinochet7998
@augustopinochet7998 7 жыл бұрын
'Government Good, Individual Bad' - Died
@aaronkristofer18
@aaronkristofer18 7 жыл бұрын
"She's a really important MILF from New Jersey." I was dead. xD
@Aerodeth
@Aerodeth 7 жыл бұрын
"Getting too in the weeds" Something Gary seems to know an awful lot about...
@banzaiboy1597
@banzaiboy1597 7 жыл бұрын
"terrorist visa"
@thelixir715
@thelixir715 7 жыл бұрын
only the best
@JohnSmith-bt9bo
@JohnSmith-bt9bo 7 жыл бұрын
What is Syria? -Gary Johnson 2016
@lgstack2496
@lgstack2496 7 жыл бұрын
John Smith give him a break, im sure he thought he was on Jeopardy, not CNN
@theofficialsquidwardtentac5764
@theofficialsquidwardtentac5764 5 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna talk shit get it right, it's 'what is Aleppo'.
@HeadsetGuy
@HeadsetGuy 7 жыл бұрын
"That sounds... familiar..."
@jeffersonclippership2588
@jeffersonclippership2588 7 жыл бұрын
Gary Johnson: make heroin great again
@daltonpaulvideos
@daltonpaulvideos 7 жыл бұрын
The segment at 3:10 literally made my jaw drop. Jeez!...Great editing.
@michaelsickenger7692
@michaelsickenger7692 7 жыл бұрын
"can you be more specific?" "that sounds familiar" "your your your your" famous quotes
@thatchannel195
@thatchannel195 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Sickenger greenie
@pictonomii3295
@pictonomii3295 7 жыл бұрын
3:18 Being African American myself, I should not have laughed at that joke as hard as I did.
@theofficialsquidwardtentac5764
@theofficialsquidwardtentac5764 5 жыл бұрын
Patrick Darling I almost cannot stand to be around people who can't laugh at themselves.
@user-ql9cc9hg4e
@user-ql9cc9hg4e 4 жыл бұрын
ur mom
@alistersvenschoff1885
@alistersvenschoff1885 4 жыл бұрын
The guys blank expression is what makes me laugh
@vtmorphine
@vtmorphine 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm black too but when something's funny it's funny
@robertsmalls2293
@robertsmalls2293 3 жыл бұрын
“Well played Governor, well played.”
@lordjake7421
@lordjake7421 7 жыл бұрын
Confirmed: There will be a Justin Trudeau video out on Thursday. Get ready Canadians. It will not be very polite 😏
@Masrgood
@Masrgood 7 жыл бұрын
YES
@khorps4756
@khorps4756 7 жыл бұрын
i hate justin trudeau make him look like the biggest asshole ever
@buttface1414
@buttface1414 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jake I can't wait! My girlfriend is Canadian, this will be amazing.
@FlameAdder
@FlameAdder 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, not even Canadians care about Trudeau dude
@jimmyl27
@jimmyl27 5 жыл бұрын
Insult me uwu
@TheLostProphecies
@TheLostProphecies 7 жыл бұрын
"What is Aleppo?" "What's a Paladin?"
@HeadsetGuy
@HeadsetGuy 7 жыл бұрын
"What's an airport, again?"
@123spill90
@123spill90 5 жыл бұрын
what's a computer
@supernovaitup
@supernovaitup 4 жыл бұрын
"What's a webpage, something ducks walk on?"
@dreamsprayanimation
@dreamsprayanimation 7 жыл бұрын
I voted for Gary by accident.
@robertwallen1582
@robertwallen1582 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Really Sorry!
@dreamsprayanimation
@dreamsprayanimation 7 жыл бұрын
After seeing the two people that are now running. I'm not.
@MichiganerE
@MichiganerE 7 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best KZfaq poops so far. 10/10
@Dreadpirate46
@Dreadpirate46 7 жыл бұрын
"MILF from New Jersey." I lost it then. Thank you, good sir. "Could you be more specific?"
@lordjake7421
@lordjake7421 7 жыл бұрын
So next on the list, other than the presidential debates which are a must for a video, perhaps may be Jill Stein (although it is pretty boring listening to her, she is to the left of Bernie), Alex Jones (which I haven't pooped yet because goddam his videos are three hours long, that's a lot of shit to sift through lol)... but maybe something different. Give me an epic movie speech/scene... a major confrontation/argument, or something of that nature.. with some the ad revenue from these videos I bought better editing software and I now should be able to transpose video onto video, like "Darth Trump" and "Trump 300," which are masterpieces. I may even be able to autotune now but that will be a work in progress!
@OddRobb
@OddRobb 7 жыл бұрын
You should a YTP of Gordon Ramsey yelling at people on Hell's Kitchen.
@mr.billthrower7392
@mr.billthrower7392 7 жыл бұрын
The barrack scene from Full Metal Jacket
@austinbeshers5477
@austinbeshers5477 7 жыл бұрын
house of cards, haven't seen any good ytps of that yet
@ramentaco9179
@ramentaco9179 7 жыл бұрын
You should try a Happy Gilmore YTP, plenty of material there
@mikemclean5815
@mikemclean5815 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah house of cards
@weaponofmassconstruction1940
@weaponofmassconstruction1940 7 жыл бұрын
1:02 "Want a *crack* at that one?" Something tells me that's not the first time he's been asked that.
@JOE40341
@JOE40341 Жыл бұрын
This best political YTP in history
@cameronrangan764
@cameronrangan764 4 жыл бұрын
WeLl, I’vE bEeN a HeRoIn AdDiCt My EnTiRe LiFe -Gary Johnson 2016
@absupinhere
@absupinhere Жыл бұрын
“Rim to rim to rim” has been an inside joke among my friends cos of this for years
@lordjake7421
@lordjake7421 Жыл бұрын
Wow I really love that lol. I really would like to get into this again one day. Life has been really busy. But, I love seeing these comments still. There will be a time when things calm down and I feel the urge again
@diamondguy1726
@diamondguy1726 4 жыл бұрын
“Cuckitarians” *more specific* “government good, the individual good”
@Saurus990
@Saurus990 4 жыл бұрын
So many years later and still funny as fuck, I hope that 2020 will bring more quality content from you.
@wednesdaynightbusiness6296
@wednesdaynightbusiness6296 7 жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious.
@helmetlesssolairedotpng4220
@helmetlesssolairedotpng4220 7 жыл бұрын
"Did a line of heroin" Did he do this after injecting marijuanas?
@1bsubsnouploads823
@1bsubsnouploads823 4 жыл бұрын
Heroin is intranasaly active
@jamestoliman9081
@jamestoliman9081 2 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck does heroin when going out with friends? I would understand cocaine or molly
@apollomoonberg1112
@apollomoonberg1112 2 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck does heroin casually when going out with friends?
@dexterous187
@dexterous187 Жыл бұрын
He was only 6 years old though
@archiecook55
@archiecook55 7 жыл бұрын
"magic heroin dinosaur" and "what is Syria?" were the funniest parts lmao
@binkle1474
@binkle1474 7 жыл бұрын
he's got my boat
@docill9155
@docill9155 7 жыл бұрын
YOU MADE A GARY JOHNSON POOP JUST LIKE I ASKED! Thanks Lord Jake :3
@lordjake7421
@lordjake7421 7 жыл бұрын
I do what I can :D
@dragooncroft
@dragooncroft 6 жыл бұрын
WELL PLAYED, GOVERNOR, WELL PLAYED.
@oscarvanderhooft1299
@oscarvanderhooft1299 7 жыл бұрын
Jake's vids are always worth the wait
@mjgamerboy
@mjgamerboy 6 жыл бұрын
Well played, governor
@Mental_Warlock
@Mental_Warlock 6 жыл бұрын
"Magic heroin dinosaur" Me: lol what
@TheQuazimofo
@TheQuazimofo 7 жыл бұрын
Best one yet, your content is hilarious!!!! Thank you!
@SpiritofFireMrVader
@SpiritofFireMrVader 4 жыл бұрын
The heroin jokes are so bad, i shouldn't have been laughing but i did anyways.
@ethanbeall6422
@ethanbeall6422 4 жыл бұрын
“Rim to Rim to Rim!”
@cynicismIncarnate
@cynicismIncarnate 7 жыл бұрын
This is fucking beautiful...
@peyton1731
@peyton1731 7 жыл бұрын
can you be more specific?
@attonpearson1944
@attonpearson1944 7 жыл бұрын
No
@VenomSnakee
@VenomSnakee 7 жыл бұрын
"libertarian"
@briancollins1296
@briancollins1296 7 жыл бұрын
"Cucktarian."
@dvotzmusiccompilationsandc5647
@dvotzmusiccompilationsandc5647 7 жыл бұрын
mvp derrick rose no
@samr7542
@samr7542 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jake returns with another banger!
@attonpearson1944
@attonpearson1944 7 жыл бұрын
Not a banger A rimjob
@jck201990
@jck201990 7 жыл бұрын
well played governor!
@Grayham4
@Grayham4 3 жыл бұрын
“Government good. The individual, bad”
@diabl2master
@diabl2master 7 жыл бұрын
2:26 what she said literally just means "He breathed in and was left with brain damage so severe..."
@Josh-hv5ni
@Josh-hv5ni Жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m guessing she meant to say asphyxiated cause what she said made no sense
@apollomoonberg1112
@apollomoonberg1112 Жыл бұрын
@@Josh-hv5ni She meant that he inhaled vomit into the lungs while unconscious
@Querymonger
@Querymonger 7 жыл бұрын
That ice cold death stare by the black guy.
@vegan4theanimals
@vegan4theanimals 7 жыл бұрын
a heroin addict athlete? impressive
@dewelr121
@dewelr121 7 жыл бұрын
THIS IS CRACKING ME UP
@SaveTheFuture
@SaveTheFuture 7 жыл бұрын
I mean, he wouldn't do as much damage as Trump or Clinton. So that's an upside.
@amqz1
@amqz1 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks jake, these political YTPs are hilarious
@shark-qv6ey
@shark-qv6ey 7 жыл бұрын
Amazing. you're a genius
@ME16510
@ME16510 7 жыл бұрын
This is absolute gold.
@flightsim24
@flightsim24 3 жыл бұрын
“I put one ass in front of my mouth” just Gold
@willyg2k10
@willyg2k10 7 жыл бұрын
you did it again, lord jake!
@mrclean2538
@mrclean2538 4 жыл бұрын
That was pure comedy gold. Well done.
@MomboJumbo
@MomboJumbo 7 жыл бұрын
im a huge fan, love these!!
@BudokaiMan-mr9tw
@BudokaiMan-mr9tw 5 жыл бұрын
Lol "Government good, individual bad" that's pretty much their thought process.
@spencerfrankclayton4348
@spencerfrankclayton4348 5 жыл бұрын
2:20 The line at the bottom made me laugh.
7 жыл бұрын
you made me puke up a line of heroin with laughter
@D3Z3R7
@D3Z3R7 7 жыл бұрын
Please keep this up.
@OddRobb
@OddRobb 7 жыл бұрын
Well what do you expect from someone that got elected in New Cuxico.
@dimitriosxanthopoulos7833
@dimitriosxanthopoulos7833 7 жыл бұрын
Finally he's back, thank god!
@editsonimovie8681
@editsonimovie8681 5 жыл бұрын
the vid was very funny, but when i read that description i subbed
@FemcelFurio
@FemcelFurio 7 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing ever.
@theovolz3073
@theovolz3073 4 жыл бұрын
“Terrorist Visa.....” hahaha!
@unintelligibleanti-chud158
@unintelligibleanti-chud158 5 жыл бұрын
amazing, Lord Jake.
@norwegianboyee
@norwegianboyee 7 жыл бұрын
Your YTP's are so good! Xd
@letolz6275
@letolz6275 7 жыл бұрын
Heroin: Every time someone jumps off a bridge, makes bridges illegal?
@guy_th18
@guy_th18 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god, gimme a moment, I need to vomit after seeing your fucking comment
@elmodogood9803
@elmodogood9803 6 жыл бұрын
we need heroin to escape from the harsh and painful realities of life
@GerbNerdLolz
@GerbNerdLolz 5 жыл бұрын
You take heroine and you speak to GOD That sounds...familiar 😂
@xXSoulessniperXx
@xXSoulessniperXx 7 жыл бұрын
Best laugh i can get before the inevitable destruction of our countryXD Thank you Mr. Jake!
@djaceman123
@djaceman123 7 жыл бұрын
You deserve more subscribers.
@Jenkowelten
@Jenkowelten 10 ай бұрын
>Reads description >remembers that libertarians had their best ever performance in a presidential election >lol
@thelonercoder5816
@thelonercoder5816 2 ай бұрын
this is false. Ron paul was actually the best libertarians had and he had more support than gary johnson.
@jamesonesposito
@jamesonesposito 7 жыл бұрын
subbing because I can't wait for the 1v1 of Donald and Hillary YTPs
@letsgobrandon4601
@letsgobrandon4601 4 жыл бұрын
“She’s a really important milf” got me dead
@billywaynemcwilliams9063
@billywaynemcwilliams9063 4 жыл бұрын
Ahmad is pissed. This was great. Again. Twga jake
@alejandropina9606
@alejandropina9606 7 жыл бұрын
"what is aleppo" -Gary Johnson 2016
@tomasjakubec9104
@tomasjakubec9104 7 жыл бұрын
Our Lord and Savour Jake is back with another great poop for us to chew on. Marvelous!
@andrewrovere8977
@andrewrovere8977 6 жыл бұрын
It is better to give, than to recieve
@florenceloveect
@florenceloveect 7 жыл бұрын
Liked before the video even began
@Jcolinsol
@Jcolinsol 7 жыл бұрын
The man gets an opportunity to pitch himself to the public on national television, and his talking points sound like his OKCupid profile. smdh
@isaiahhaddock8803
@isaiahhaddock8803 7 жыл бұрын
you should do a Kyle Kulinski/Secular Talk YTP
@lordjake7421
@lordjake7421 7 жыл бұрын
+Isaiah Haddock oh god secular talk. Hate that guy.
@stuffedsheepshead
@stuffedsheepshead 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jake You dare disparage my darling Kyle! Consider yourself forewarned, gringo
@isaiahhaddock8803
@isaiahhaddock8803 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jake haha, then it'd make it all the better
@SomeGuyWhoHasAnUnoriginalName
@SomeGuyWhoHasAnUnoriginalName 7 жыл бұрын
I like Kyle but I'm not sure if there is much to do with the way his videos are formatted
@isaiahhaddock8803
@isaiahhaddock8803 7 жыл бұрын
SomeGuyWhoHasAnUnoriginalName it's pretty similar to the alex jones show and there are plenty of ytps of him
@realerdealers1924
@realerdealers1924 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Pastrybfs
@Pastrybfs Жыл бұрын
This shit is still legendary.
@matthewfranke7503
@matthewfranke7503 7 жыл бұрын
That was your best YTP since Trump is God
@djsvoboda2988
@djsvoboda2988 7 жыл бұрын
The heroin part had me fucking dead lmao subbed
@evanpeacock6103
@evanpeacock6103 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not always this early, but when I am I watch Lord Jake Who Works at State Farm!
@sumthin5
@sumthin5 7 жыл бұрын
I died at the terrorist visas
@aahlstrom93
@aahlstrom93 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck dude, the jabba part made me almost piss myself.
@samuelvandyke3321
@samuelvandyke3321 7 жыл бұрын
That sounds... Familiar.
@zeldajerk
@zeldajerk 7 жыл бұрын
That sounds...familiar.
@voxyvaffel3952
@voxyvaffel3952 7 жыл бұрын
God of YTP!!!
@Mr.Obongo
@Mr.Obongo 6 жыл бұрын
This isn’t far from the real thing
@thinkingmouse2751
@thinkingmouse2751 7 жыл бұрын
Well made
@Immagonko
@Immagonko 7 жыл бұрын
in rim to rim to rim!
@sourcherrycrunch
@sourcherrycrunch 7 жыл бұрын
"trump or clinton?" **CNN has gun to head**
@Zack-ny2pc
@Zack-ny2pc 7 жыл бұрын
Thats was surprisingly really funny
@ZaffireWolf
@ZaffireWolf 7 жыл бұрын
Aleppo, that's one of those gas station grocery marts, right?
@rosastarbuxemburg
@rosastarbuxemburg 7 жыл бұрын
can you do a Jill Stein ytp?
@eyylmao5370
@eyylmao5370 7 жыл бұрын
If "longshot" means impossible.
@lordjake7421
@lordjake7421 7 жыл бұрын
Well of course impossible lol.
@briancollins1296
@briancollins1296 7 жыл бұрын
Speaking of crazy shit, I wonder if Mike Pence has said enough to warrant a juicy YTP.
@worldstarsmoke6137
@worldstarsmoke6137 4 жыл бұрын
That was great
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