Most of this YTP was edited live on Twitch as a little thank-you event for y'all helping me out of my financial jam a couple weeks ago. I seriously can't thank y'all enough, the supporter list is longer than its ever been and I'm so thrilled that I get to continue making nonsense like this for the foreseeable future 💜

"Don't Delay, Despair Today!" Is such a good line.

Whoever invented the in-car trash can and DIDN'T name it the Carbage Can missed out on a golden opportunity.

The idea of a company selling a Pomeranian named Mike as if he were a product has me dying.

I can't wait to serve incredible behind at the grocery store!

I love the implication that the Carbage can is free, but you need to pay them to not leak your personal photos.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="257">4:17</a> was such a perfectly understated gag.

I envy the person who can willingly describe dogs as “you as a child but smaller.”

“Scooby Doobie residue-be-hind” is next level

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="326">5:26</a> is by far my favorite. "Would you spend a dollar to help protect a doll?.. Of f*cking course you would.." He sounds so done with your bullshit.

As a Homestuck fan that almost never gets clean, this YTP reached me.

"There's no solution. You don't stand a chance. Suffer suffer suffer." Relatable

omg the guy shaving onto the cheesecake got me so good. thanks for making these.

"Plus you can feel gross" Finally! I've always felt like I was missing out on something

"You need space, Max" Oh that hit me in the feels.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="461">7:41</a> “and there’s room for a 6th thing” Fucking sent me these are always amazing

Every time DaThings posts a new YTP my heart starts to flarf

Are you struggling with regular-sized details? Get yourself a little d today! Here's how to order: Turn on Closed Captions and check these out. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="126">2:06</a> A split second frame from the YTP "Of or Belonging to Arby". <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="197">3:17</a> Every number on this Stopwatch is actually a joke. 69, nice. 24601 is from Les Miserables. 701 is a reference to "The Price is Rice". <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="236">3:56</a> Bluetooth the Dog is on the Bluetooth Speaker. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="350">5:50</a> the Frontline Plus box is edited. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="355">5:55</a> The words and chords here are a reference to the YTP "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards!" Thanks for another great YTP!

WHY DID “GET LOST MARGARET” CRACK ME UP SO MUCH

The complete Goods catalog: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="6">0:06</a> an unspecified microscope <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="10">0:10</a> an unspecified kid surveillance system <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="16">0:16</a> the Carbage Can <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="41">0:41</a> the Forever Wallet <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> the Titan Wallet <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="94">1:34</a> the Basket <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> Yuffie <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> Mike <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="201">3:21</a> Boom Boom <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="251">4:11</a> the Peeler Leeler <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="282">4:42</a> Door Dash <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="312">5:12</a> the Power Outlet Thing <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="326">5:26</a> the Seedy Sea <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="354">5:54</a> the Flat F*** Hand Truck <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="378">6:18</a> Tigers <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="405">6:45</a> Nothing, there is no solution to this problem <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="417">6:57</a> Backseat Boom Zoom <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="443">7:23</a> Space <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="491">8:11</a> Fresh Watermelon

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="355">5:55</a> love it when YTPs reference other YTPs

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="446">7:26</a> it's such a simple change but "shrinking family" really got to me

Can’t wait for the threequel, Services™️

So the Carbage Can is completely free, but you have to pay for it to not leak your family photos? What a slimy, but clever business strategy...

I would gladly watch a 15 minute YTP entirely about Mike.

The “shrinking family and growing car space” at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="443">7:23</a> got me good

Glad to see Mike, the newest entry in the Pet lineup, following on the iconic Matt and Pat.

I always look forward to the tiger poster jokes when a tiger is mentioned. It's like an itch everytime and DaThings1 always scratches it

"Don't delay, despair today." [Monokuma has sent you a friend request]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the mash ups at the end of these ytps? They're oddly catchy. 😆

I literally just reread Homestuck, just in time for DaThings to call my hygiene into question

I love the way the casual walk he does when he walks on the house, through the house, over the house, up the house, and in the graveyard

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="319">5:19</a> missed opportunity to say "without leaving any Scooby-Dooby-Residooby behind"

Best use of the Tally Hall bonus track Mucka Blucka in a YTP I've ever seen

I am obligated to admit that this video had a perfect end.

The professional/ameteurish callback got me REAL good

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="146">2:26</a> the dog's distorted face while eating really got me

I love how the subtitles consistently refer to that dog as Mike.

this inspired me, as a homestuck fan, to get clean see you after my shower.

Carrying water bottles by hand is AMATUERISH

I am absolutely captivated by a wallet attached to a balloon... Thank you

Props to you for keeping the ytp genre alive.

The fact that they constructed "among us" only to use it in a completely normal sentece is just wonderful

did they actually say "AND NO-ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU" in a forever wallet ad or is your sentence mixing getting too good

I don't know why, but the BONK at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="315">5:15</a> really got me.

Using "resi-due be-hind" to make a Scooby Dooby Doo reference was utterly inspired.

The stag for $14.99 absolutely slayed me

"Oh Rio Rio, she really lookin' like an Oreo." certified hood classic

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="439">7:19</a> holy shit that brought back memories of yelling "It's not magic, it's MAGNETS" with my friends in like 6th grade

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="146">2:26</a> Nothing could've ever prepared me for a Chills cameo

I missed when you added the Scooby-Dooby Residue on stream, i laughed pretty hard at that

most terrifying cover of "rio" i've ever heard

Can't wait for the sequel Bads™

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="421">7:01</a> I can't tell if that's supposed to be Jean-brand jeans to avoid copyright (which they could have just not had anything there instead of hastily scribbling a name) or if the guy's name is Jean and he wrote it on his own pants so he knows they're his.

The cheesecake part made my soul exit my body 😂😂

I love Ellie just dunking on forever wallet

“Ding Ding Ding its terrible” really got me 😂

I wasn't prepared for the Homestuck reference and it gave me horrible trauma flashbacks. 10/10

"Now for some annoying songs!" Viva La Vida starts playing Favorite part

Guaranteed never to leak all my family photos? Damn, that's better online security than Zuckerbook! When the Beakers started Meeping, I lost it! "That was your favorite song! Now for some annoying songs!" is absolutely a listening-to-FM-radio-in-the-car mood.

“Because we know you could use a hand, here’s a power outlet thing!” Got me GOOD!

"would you spend a dollar to protect a doll? of fuckin course you would" I have nothing else to say, just that

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="452">7:32</a> oooh, that made me giggle a loooot

Amazing demonstration of the Kuleshov effect at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="257">4:17</a>

Zucchiwi had me cracking up more than it should have.

I can't believe Yuffie would steal babies and hide in planes, I'm shaking and crying right now

I absolutely lost my shit when I heard the bit with Beaker. This whole video is comedy gold

The sauce falling out of one car and into another was great.

"Look at that dance across the dusty stand" is just such a testiment to the primo quality of what you do. It cracks me up every time.

Another YTP with Yurf. I love you, Yurf!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="367">6:07</a> If Kojimbo puts a Flat Fuck Hand Truck in Death Stranding 2, I will purchase the game. If and only if.

an instant classic at just an hour old, just the quality i've come to expect from your channel

When I shave, chocolate sprinkles rain down from my facial region. Until this video, I thought I was alone.

I personally think you struck gold with Products. Good to see you've still got the Midas touch.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="237">3:57</a> “You could pay $100 for a bluetooth speaker, or you can get a Boom Boom for just ninety-nine!” A GREAT deal!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="384">6:24</a> WE HAVE AWOKEN.

I can't believe they give me the option to pay a separate fee to not leak my family photos. Most vendors just reserve the right in the EULA.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="403">6:43</a> I have that poster! It's very good.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="128">2:08</a> caught me so off guard 😆

The shavings falling onto the cake made me HOWL lmao

"Without leaving any Scooby Dooby ResiDoobyhind" Absolutely brilliant...

You were right. Fresh watermelon was indeed the perfect end.

I'm obsessed with, "a fresh Watermelon is the perfect end."

"Introducing Mike, the Amazing New Dog!" **slams $500 Monopoly Money on the table** I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

The arrow jumping back to the bow was too funny!

The word "Zucchiwi" had already entered my head and then 2 seconds later, DaThings made my dreams into memes.

The Duran Duran tiger bit was INCREDIBLE

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="244">4:04</a> That part makes me miss Billy May's infomercial of the Jupiter Jack.

Another banger, Ellie. I can't wait for Merchandise™!

so beautiful. The comments talking about their favorite parts had me cry laughing even more.

“Even the strongest among us sometimes need a job!” - me sending my resume to the third company in a day

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="128">2:08</a> was like a 3-2-1 punch with the amount of jokes there, love it

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> I love how they put their advert on right after the forever wallet just to rub it in 😂

Your work's always amazing but this genre is possibly my favourite. "You need space, Max" killed me.

I love the reference to Flat Fuck Friday 🐊

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="443">7:23</a> Is that a dig at Musk? xD

Just as funny as the first one, which I didn't think would be possible, but your editing skills are simply magic! *And when I say "magic", I mean it*

Mark’s gravestone 😂😂

These infomercial YTP's are really good. You've yet to upload a bad one, great job.

"This is the future, shouldn't there be a robot? There is...n't, and there's no solution. You don't stand a chance. SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER" That's very aggressive for a commercial.