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@DaThings7 ай бұрын
i eat food ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
@marquesread7 ай бұрын
I don't believe that's actually the truth.
@AllisAlt7 ай бұрын
yo SAAAAME no way I thought I was the only one :o
@AlexCrews7 ай бұрын
😂
@user-qv2mc3dw5o7 ай бұрын
lol do u REALLY expect me to believe that??????
@kenirainseeker5397 ай бұрын
i eat souls
@Ozymandias2x7 ай бұрын
"University of No Dames" has to be the most advanced form of "No Girls Allowed" treefort sign I've ever seen.
@lolliii54777 ай бұрын
probably means "no relations with women allowed"
@noisepuppet7 ай бұрын
0wn3d
@oscardunn80607 ай бұрын
OWNED
@AnglAfro7 ай бұрын
No maidens
@BrickBuster25527 ай бұрын
@@AnglAfro No invitation to the Roundtable Hold?
@scorb-7 ай бұрын
"dissatisfied with hampshire, gordon introduces a new hampshire" now we know who was really behind the american revolution
@ahhhhhhh13197 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in New Hampshire this is true
@cormarcormar7 ай бұрын
@@ahhhhhhh1319 as someone who explores in gordon ramsey's mind using my little tiny submarine i can confirm
@ashleycowan77337 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Hampshire, I understand why he'd be dissatisfied with it here!
@badusername99037 ай бұрын
@@ashleycowan7733 im in the new hampshire rn it is MUCH better
@Errfbond6 ай бұрын
WOOHOOOO!!
@britainluver4317 ай бұрын
"Forgive me , I have sinned." But Gordon is unforgivable.
@jimbobdoohicky91507 ай бұрын
the narrator really said the lord forgives but i do not
@saagabragi69387 ай бұрын
@@jimbobdoohicky9150 Where?
@Archbishopofcheeseburger2 ай бұрын
Wow. Depressing.
@natemaster94617 ай бұрын
Kitchen Nightmares summarized " the problem here is the food"
@kevinbissinger7 ай бұрын
or the owners are in denial about being jerks because you don't understand how haaaarrrrd it is
@TheOnlyCaprisun7 ай бұрын
And the souls of the owners!
@TehUltimateSnake7 ай бұрын
and the SuS
@DerpyShoes7 ай бұрын
"I'm just here. It's not much fun working." Felt that.
@jakethepillowsnake53027 ай бұрын
God SAME
@sparky67577 ай бұрын
I enjoy my work, have you considered enjoying your work instead of not?
@Sentinel827 ай бұрын
@@sparky6757 Have you considered NOT working for enjoyment instead?
@kaden-sd6vb7 ай бұрын
Im at work rn. I feel this.
@LucreDenouncer7 ай бұрын
Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast
@josiahhofer13437 ай бұрын
The "omg it's him" bits were hilarious. JOHN J. KITCHENIGHTMARES III
@metetural91407 ай бұрын
"I don't feel like I'm a man."
@SeppelSquirrel7 ай бұрын
His name is my name too! 🎵
@DimensionalMola7 ай бұрын
@@SeppelSquirrelWhenever I go out, The people always shout
@alastorsasylum33427 ай бұрын
@@metetural9140guess he’s Jenna J. Kitchenightmares I now.
@MissileVidsYoutube7 ай бұрын
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners souls" was absolutely hilarious
@Khrrck5 ай бұрын
A perfect use of the Gameger howl too.
@2ndpartycrasher9545 ай бұрын
@@KhrrckThe what
@Khrrck5 ай бұрын
@@2ndpartycrasher954 Watch "Gameger" to the end.
@Artificer_Ай бұрын
@@2ndpartycrasher954 the howl from Gameger, of course!
@dr.bright62727 ай бұрын
Turning it around really worked wonders. Shame Lupin left
@TheOnlyCaprisun7 ай бұрын
Would’ve worked wonders for Jillys
@i-am-linja7 ай бұрын
"Oh okay, cool! I'm glad things have turned around!"
@dr.bright62727 ай бұрын
@eleanor-nb with puns like that it's no wonder Lupin left
@Rev_Erser7 ай бұрын
@@TheOnlyCaprisuns'ylliJ
@i-am-linja7 ай бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 With puns like these, who needs YTPs?
@hansonel7 ай бұрын
"This is Willy J. Richards. How am I speaking?" The burgers taking control of the customers mind had me laughing hard.
@chandtheman6 ай бұрын
Gordon's anxious to meet God... "Forgive me, I have sinned" BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE
@KSengage866 ай бұрын
Depressing.
@cassiddyfeskowetz21717 ай бұрын
"He's not gonna like the menu." Gordon: "I'm always nervous when there's...menus."
@insertnamehere31267 ай бұрын
"Dude, I don't know what's burgers!" Coming from a guy who is called a burger
@MrSleepyweezul7 ай бұрын
When he took their souls I nearly lost mine laughing.
@Artificer_7 ай бұрын
that was Gordon trying to steal your soul through your mouth
@yodogerik7 ай бұрын
“Gordon is ready to start beginning.” “Gordon is ready to begin starting.” Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”
@dalek9014 ай бұрын
thank god for the internet spider
@tuzikopalo7 ай бұрын
"If I could think, things would be a little bit better" if that ain't a mood
@smooshpopper27 ай бұрын
Are you Jeff? Are you the chef? Are you chef Jeff? Are you Jeff the Chef?
@poomipatlurkudom38837 ай бұрын
Ahhaah😂😂😂, i cant
@Sentinel827 ай бұрын
Chef Jeff Gordon!
@abstractgrant7 ай бұрын
Thank you Jeff.
@CaptainBlitz7 ай бұрын
Are The Jeff, Chef?
@TheGreatsagegoku7 ай бұрын
.... *Dramatic Sting*
@Yeahimagamer7 ай бұрын
The "THREE YEARS LATER" got me laughing way too hard
@hekirb33827 ай бұрын
Was that a fesh prince reference?
@Yeahimagamer7 ай бұрын
@@hekirb3382 yes
@EliBrody7 ай бұрын
salute to the peers with the launch of part 3
@MrBeardsley2 ай бұрын
Ironically, J. Willy’s closed a few months after the episode aired.
@pajamapantsjack58747 ай бұрын
“I’m just here. It’s not much fun working” Me too man. Me too…
@eagleeye51897 ай бұрын
This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.
@ShuckleShellAnemia7 ай бұрын
You get an ear for it with practice.
@dartheria79146 ай бұрын
Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me
@Lucifersfursona6 ай бұрын
I wish my brain could make the film salads this good 😂
@1AlasBabylon28 күн бұрын
That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.
@ghosthuntermike25927 ай бұрын
Gordon was wrong for taking Wario's soles.
@ghostcassette60127 ай бұрын
Unforgivable
@odwrksboxedtrash37307 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="8">0:08</a> This implies that he's been to other restaurants where he *can* turn them into morgues with just a banana. Chef Pansy, I'm terrified.
@mistercreeper30295 ай бұрын
And the fact that he can take people's souls and soles at will. He is truly a threat to society.
@odwrksboxedtrash37305 ай бұрын
@@mistercreeper3029 I can excuse taking souls. But taking away soles? That's just not ethical in the slightest.
@mistercreeper30295 ай бұрын
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Even someone like Wario can't take it!
@mistercreeper30295 ай бұрын
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That's exactly why Pansy is unforgivable! And he has to go to church too! No wonder he's anxious.
@bobmcguffin5706Ай бұрын
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730in his defence, he was dissatisfied
@Fishpasta47 ай бұрын
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen. Gordon takes the owners souls"
@SP_Sour7 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="245">4:05</a> Me: Wait why do they have Guile's hair on them? Gordon: "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it." Me: Ah
@MrBeardsley2 ай бұрын
I love those “sensible chuckle” DaThings jokes
@MichaelRosen-wz4ru7 ай бұрын
"Now, I don't feel like I'm a man" Wishing all the best to Jessica J. Kitchenightmares III in her transition!
@lucase.25467 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉
@bobmcguffin57066 ай бұрын
If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?
@Lucifersfursona6 ай бұрын
@@bobmcguffin5706it’s Gandalf rules Sources: trans
@bobmcguffin57066 ай бұрын
@@Lucifersfursona I don’t follow. Are you saying that it’s now Jessica J. Kitchenightmares the White?
@noconsequence44864 ай бұрын
@@bobmcguffin5706 lmao
@ifarded49867 ай бұрын
The line, "Oh my god it's a bear!" is inexplicably funny
@bobmcguffin57065 ай бұрын
Or sumthing
@Bloodletter83 ай бұрын
Arf arf arf
@sophiegoose7 ай бұрын
Gordon eating the owners' souls is what finally tipped me over into full choking laughter, 10/10
@Kekskuchen6667 ай бұрын
"Dissastisfied with Hampshire, Gordon introduces a New Hampshire" had me almost pee myself with laughter
@NFS4LFE7 ай бұрын
I’ve replayed <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="91">1:31</a> so so many times. It is way too funny lmaoo
@GodlightTheTranscended77457 ай бұрын
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners' souls." (Gordon befaces and de-souls the face and soul of one of the owners)
@JordanStewart-nf8oy6 ай бұрын
@GodlightTheTranscended7745 wow thanks I can't see you saved me
@guitarheromorello7 ай бұрын
Gordon is going to turn this restaurant into a morgue.
@bobmcguffin57066 ай бұрын
But he’s going to need more than a banana
@mellwrrld92066 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="205">3:25</a> "all of a sudden, burgers?"
@davidl57027 күн бұрын
You know it was scary.
@korrianimationbodyguard46837 ай бұрын
Gordon needs those souls so he can fight Postman Tap and the Wonder Bros
@Insanemonk117 ай бұрын
The narrator alone, just makes me want more Ancient Aliens, and Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura poops. Good stuff
@Undefined97 ай бұрын
We all know Gordon uses more than a banana to turn failing restaurants around; he uses an apple, too.
@roukerasati96117 ай бұрын
The whole idea of Gordon just beating everyone with a banana is hilarious.
@P_araps7 ай бұрын
he also uses burgers apparently
@oren13055 ай бұрын
@@roukerasati9611Reminds me of an old Monty Python bit about defending yourself against fresh fruit. Lol
@roukerasati96115 ай бұрын
@@oren1305 Lol! Yesss!
@hyperion31457 ай бұрын
"Forgive me, I have si-" "BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE"
@mz3player7 ай бұрын
This made me realize just how funny a word "burgers" is
@KSengage866 ай бұрын
You're a burger.
@Bloodletter83 ай бұрын
Dude, I don't know what's BURGERS
@davidl57027 күн бұрын
They're rushed out to the burger room.
@vivy-nx7 ай бұрын
"WHAAAT?? THAT IS SO **FUCKED**" in the wario voice got me so fucking good. as excellent a ytp as ever
@robbalexander4767 ай бұрын
DaThings still sentence mixing new jokes after all these years? What an unsurprising surprise.
@scoob65057 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="186">3:06</a> Resisting the temptation to put Nicole here must have been hard
@Gentle_Troll7 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="239">3:59</a> my mind when I eat burger
@THEACTUALLDL1237 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="194">3:14</a> Sauce, SaUcE , sUs, SUS... OH MAN THE SAUCE WAS SUS and i promise i would never do a sus jokes.
@WalrusQuake7 ай бұрын
"oh my god it's a bear" got me way harder than it should have
@bobmcguffin57062 ай бұрын
Or something
@raquelgarcia32537 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="91">1:31</a> i lost it at gordon taking the owner's souls
@andreasgerk52367 ай бұрын
I really feel bad for Steeve , he is just there and he has not much fun working. Gordon's visit made all that worse for sure.
@garrgravarr7 ай бұрын
"If I could think, things would be a lot better" Same
@ob2kenobi3887 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="146">2:26</a> She's just like me for real
@theskrunkly5 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@ob2kenobi3885 ай бұрын
@@theskrunkly Thanks!
@Wombattlr3 ай бұрын
Common @@ob2kenobi388W
@quartzofcourse7 ай бұрын
I knew exactly where the joke was going when i heard "dissatisfied with Hampshire" but lost it for a full minute anyway
@dans_ythandle7 ай бұрын
The credits music is fucking unhinged and I love it
@SirFingleton7 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="200">3:20</a> it's gone all burgers now
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="14">0:14</a> might genuinely be one of the best Mario RPG victory theme edits I've ever witnessed.
@LendriMujina7 ай бұрын
"The sirloin is absolutely incredible. Just send regrets, don't be there." - Lisbon III before following his own advice
@lior_haddad7 ай бұрын
as someone with broken humour that made "burger" a funny word, this video was legitimately too funny for me. thank you.
@TheGreatsagegoku7 ай бұрын
It's too much for one to bear
@daftoptimist7 ай бұрын
Manager: /grows obvious dog ears and makes obvious dog sounds/ Narrator: Oh my God, it’s a bear or something
@classiccustoms20107 ай бұрын
"To be honest, I've-I've tasted good." But now you . . . don't?
@orvillesash7 ай бұрын
the craziest part about this is that they actually set up a fake confessional
@savannahthefangirlyt88847 ай бұрын
*And Lupin III is running away!*
@h.e.c.usquadleaderredberet77849 күн бұрын
Lmao💀
@aspicboat7 ай бұрын
"I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it." that setup. great like sause sauce saus sos.
@HalfTimeLazer7 ай бұрын
Gordon barely doing anything to actually help is so on brand for the show
@Sentinel827 ай бұрын
Giving his time and six figures to fix these lazy idiots restaurants seems like enough.
@Reecer777 ай бұрын
what do you mean? he LITERALLY started.
@TheGreatsagegoku7 ай бұрын
He's begun being ready to begin starting
@noisepuppet7 ай бұрын
TFW you're driving along looking for a place where u can eat fish and you see that sign
@Kintsugi237 ай бұрын
Just be careful you don't get pulled over for failing to yeet.
@Consural7 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="129">2:09</a> Very relatable
@squishranger7 ай бұрын
the burger bit was exactly as unnecessarily long as it needed to be. peak comedy. you win ms. things you've done it again
@ShuckleShellAnemia7 ай бұрын
Love the Super Paper Mario sound effect for turning restaurants around
@juliamavroidi86017 ай бұрын
Literally turning the restaurant around and then the mario victory theme killed me
@SensitiveFernn7 ай бұрын
As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.
@barrothontherocks33257 ай бұрын
it's just like that one song, pave burger place and make it a parking lot
@FooPanda7 ай бұрын
@@barrothontherocks3325By John Mare
@davidl57027 күн бұрын
Dang, so not only did it go out of business, but it was torn down as well? That's sad.......................but it happens.
@lopiecart7 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> under appreciated lol
@sidtaylor30056 ай бұрын
“Are you chef Jeff? are you Jeff the chef? Jeff are you the chef?” 😂 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="82">01:22</a>
@mistercreeper30295 ай бұрын
Joe: Answer the question Jeff!
@sidtaylor30055 ай бұрын
@@mistercreeper3029 🤣
@ozymandias10917 ай бұрын
i lost it at "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it". sounded like a genuine slip up used for the perfect joke.
"Owned by husband and wife, Rick" This line is gonna stick in my head forever
@5095smf7 ай бұрын
Loved the Mario jokes in this one
@UltimaShadowX7 ай бұрын
JOHN *dramatic noise* JOHN *dramatic noise*
@Legittey7 ай бұрын
We need more burger service.
@tytechnics97167 ай бұрын
It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe
@handlesRdumb7 ай бұрын
Surely we can forgive Gordon. It's Christmas time!
@brianp-c16097 ай бұрын
Been waiting for a Kitsch Night for so long. Thank you so much.
@c.w.r.7947 ай бұрын
The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂 It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!
@01natedawg5 ай бұрын
Replayed <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="72">1:12</a> a dozen times cause it's so funny with the music going back and forth and the motion of the phone.
@paleoph61687 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="31">0:31</a> You sure it isn't Lupin's fault for making you homeless?
@benjaminbendtsen52012 ай бұрын
"Forgive me, I have sinned" is one of my favorite ytp lines ever 😂
@BudokaiMan-mr9tw5 ай бұрын
The burgers are flying away, the burgers take control of the costumers mind. Shit was hilarious!
@KankreesCanvas4 ай бұрын
Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)
@Talik137 ай бұрын
I hope you know, KZfaq Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.
@zacharywilliams76397 ай бұрын
How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...
@sophiegrey95767 ай бұрын
The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.
@user-tf5fs1my7n27 күн бұрын
Just one word Burger.
@adamwegner25207 ай бұрын
The sign flashing while saying “u can eat fish” sent me😂
@Kantstoner5 ай бұрын
I loved the marry-merry merger jokes with souls and soles!
@WolfysEyes7 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the long-tail joke of "turning the restaurant around" that persisted through the entirety of the video.
@Resolver1017 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the fact that you put subtitles on these videos. It’s a small thing, but it means a lot
@CounterCurseMantra7 ай бұрын
You're one of the few ancient YTPers in existence. Take pride.
@conkle79557 ай бұрын
Narrator: "Gordon is anxious to meet God" Gordon: "Forgive me, for I have sinned" Narrator: "But Gordon is *UNFORGIVEABLE* "
@ddrchad3 ай бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="128">2:08</a> As a fellow DDR enthusiast I also agree that "I'm just here" and that "It's not much fun working"
@RDM6067 ай бұрын
Love to still see super paper Mario getting some love
@CoolTangerine937 ай бұрын
Same...the nostalgia is real!
@lilsizzly19827 ай бұрын
Gordon taking the owners’ souls had me rolling
@dylanjames5547 ай бұрын
This may be the funniest ytp you’ve ever done. Thank you Ellie. Merry Christmas ♥️
@TheMapleKnight78117 ай бұрын
This is one of the best YTPs I’ve seen - the hamburger bit killed me
@jemjam40777 ай бұрын
So glad I found this channel again after remembering the How it’s Made YTP from years ago! Good job and keep it up!!!
@johnlangs88217 ай бұрын
The bit where they kept going on about burgers had me rolling! 😂😂
@LadyBigLord7 ай бұрын
As silly as a content warning may seem for a ytp it being there delights me, thank you for including it This is also quality stuff oml