[YTP] Mr Darkside Calls A Cab

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5 жыл бұрын

A Sith puts a band together so he can sing about his health and financial troubles.
It's an older source, sir. But it checks out.
When I had this idea it was meant to be an afternoon project on a chill weekend afternoon, which then, as usual, blew out into a full project that took a while to finalise because I just kept adding to it. The video is longer than the source material...
A lot of hard work went into this one, considering it primarily revolves on the sentence mixing, so I hope it paid off and you enjoy it.
Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.

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@drootdoot 5 жыл бұрын

Now shes calling a cab. And the cab is calling an uber... GENIUS

@2muchwit 5 жыл бұрын

Killing me (Guy smirks)

@steveguzman6141 5 жыл бұрын

For reasons we do not understand.

@eyelesscrown7346 4 жыл бұрын

Switches accent lol

@HeroesNights 4 жыл бұрын

That’s delegating

@tomgaffney1506 4 жыл бұрын

It took a year but im the 1,000th like

@thelegoflappysmith8581 5 жыл бұрын

It's always nice to see a screaming Spider-Man face in my subscriptions.

@thatoneguyhonk2599 4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@naranciaisbestboi125 5 жыл бұрын

He looks pretty okay for someone having a stroke.

@TheLeadhound 5 жыл бұрын

We're all having a stroke.

@naranciaisbestboi125 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheLeadhound According to the video, yeah.

@the_snail_god 5 жыл бұрын

But now he can’t swim and he’s blind and he can’t even win at checkers

@naranciaisbestboi125 5 жыл бұрын

@@the_snail_god Oh shit, maybe he really did have a stroke... WAIT! Everyone else had a stroke too so he probably just sucks at all of those things already and it wasn't a consequence of the stroke. Man, this joke comment went on for way too long.

@steveguzman6141 5 жыл бұрын

@@naranciaisbestboi125 Wow music vid really was a bad day for Brandon Flowers..... wait

@mmackey1951 5 жыл бұрын

Me: Why does this guy look very familiar? Mr Darkside: "This guy is in the dark knight" This is one of the best YTPs that I've seen in a while. Genius sentence mixing.

@HeroesNights 4 жыл бұрын

He was also in the 90’s Doctor Who movie as the master

@edslushie570 3 жыл бұрын

He's also Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

@Rosair711 5 жыл бұрын

“Now Liam Neeson is calling me” “Obi-Wan, don’t drink my gin”

@BenceHajducsek 5 жыл бұрын

Ah, I was hoping for a reference to prequels there

@SlickSteven75 5 жыл бұрын

But mum said I could drink!

@happyears21694 Жыл бұрын

No. Be wary. If you do that again, I will kill you.

@Cyranek 5 жыл бұрын

mr brightsus

@mitchelthinks 5 жыл бұрын

poor mr. darkside had so many strokes doesn't know chess from checkers

@delta.australia 5 жыл бұрын

Good one 👍

@darthjoker5760 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@Dilly958 4 жыл бұрын

That's why he lost

@orwinbeane4171 5 жыл бұрын

"The price for a cab is just too much it's killing me" lmao I be laughing for days

@manolgeorgiev9664 4 жыл бұрын

#Relatable

@miketruck9197 5 жыл бұрын

It was only a kick IT WAS ONLY A KICK

@manolgeorgiev9664 4 жыл бұрын

You've brought him here to kick me!

@Yougotcaged102 4 жыл бұрын

@@manolgeorgiev9664 Hello there

@sjh3217 3 жыл бұрын

@@manolgeorgiev9664 And he technically succeeded at that during their duel

@jacksonwatkinson7912 3 жыл бұрын

To kick such a creature would require Man of Steel

@dialga4688 3 жыл бұрын

Don't make me kick you

@thatswackwill 5 жыл бұрын

*AlpacaHawk uploads* Me: Took you long enough

@weirdomovies1959 5 жыл бұрын

Me: Mr. Alpacahawk, we've been expecting you.

@TheDanDude17 5 жыл бұрын

Darth Idiot/Arthur/Darthius: “I must say I expected you here sooner.”

@darthjoker5760 4 жыл бұрын

We must now wait again for another year

@TabrisElGato 4 жыл бұрын

7 month later

@Ple4 5 жыл бұрын

1:26 "attactchment leads to jealousy" "jealousy leads to greed" "greed leads to fear" "fear leads to the darkside" Star Wars Revenge Of The Sand reference!

@AudioGardenSlave123 5 жыл бұрын

Wha... what's connecting these completely separate art creations. I fear we may never know for certain.

@delta.australia 5 жыл бұрын

I saw it yeah

@Cristopher.C 5 жыл бұрын

thank you for explaining that

@delta.australia 5 жыл бұрын

@@Cristopher.C yeah I like revenge of the sand and its sequels

@mateuszmarciniak2828 4 жыл бұрын

It's confirmed there's an Alpacaverse

@albertuslu4935 5 жыл бұрын

0:43 “Now I’m having a stroke, And she’s having a stroke, While he’s having a stroke, We’re all having a stroke” 0/10 not enough stroke

@Igi293 5 жыл бұрын

Albertus Lu I’m done 😂

@ShakShak1999 5 жыл бұрын

I just got a stroke from your comment

@firstsurname8931 5 жыл бұрын

call the bondulance

@lucifersam01 5 жыл бұрын

"And I just can't look, cause I'm blind !" So many good shit in here ! I love them all

@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 3 жыл бұрын

I see... Wait

@williampeetoom6561 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t wanna look like Kiss cause I wanna look like Nicholas Cage. Best line

@yoink5093 5 жыл бұрын

This year was great, alpacahawk posted another video, see you next year

@yoink5093 5 жыл бұрын

@@beastongaming1866 no shit

@alexanderdixon2703 4 жыл бұрын

Was I think you mean is

@VRGNVYU 3 жыл бұрын

you thought so.....

@NewbyTon 5 жыл бұрын

_in the hospital_ Doctors: So uhmm, why are there so many cabs, Ubers and stroke patients? What happened?

@JamieSwitzer 5 жыл бұрын

Doctor sees cabs and ubers piled up outside ala Blues Brothers

@cullenmayes3370 5 жыл бұрын

He was breaking his back just to break his back

@matthewmitchell3457 5 жыл бұрын

"And why does this guy keep throwing up in this girl's bed?"

@matthewmitchell3457 5 жыл бұрын

"Also, why do they keep kicking and choking each other? Do they expect to survive the night?"

@delta.australia 5 жыл бұрын

What even is an Uber?

@MidnightBlueRed 5 жыл бұрын

AlpacaHawk uploaded a new video? This is where the fun begins.

@bobmonopolycomedy3478 5 жыл бұрын

66th like

@Yougotcaged102 4 жыл бұрын

Well have you noticed the SHIELDS are still SHIELDS

@averageloser8749 5 жыл бұрын

*AN UNDERRATED MEME MEETS AN UNDERRATED YTPer* Today is a good day

@Ghost_of_Michael_Collins 5 жыл бұрын

Henry Hannon TODAY WAS A PRODUCTIVE DAY

@DlcEnergy 5 жыл бұрын

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God I got a beep from AlpacaHawk and he can poop it all night Poop 'em up, poop 'em up, poop 'em up, poop 'em Today *was a good day

@SamuelKyber 5 жыл бұрын

Your dialogue is always so clever. Constant laughter all the way through. One of my favourites from you for sure. Loved it!

@wyatt3968 5 жыл бұрын

Well he sure as heck was right about the price of taking a cab!

@MikeyAckersVe 5 жыл бұрын

Grand Admiral Thrawn But it's just the price he paid..

@ducksruleflorida4882 5 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader is making this his new entrance music.

@delta.australia 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Mr. Darkside was Vader's Apprentice?

@mr.unfunny9368 5 жыл бұрын

Yay another thing that goes into my playlist

@mcdonaldsprotienpowder1375 5 жыл бұрын

I like Memes Spiderman is 60% water

@sanadbenali6993 3 жыл бұрын

Send it will you?

@zabbas9371 5 жыл бұрын

Took him 6 days to get out of his cage... Mustve been reinforced vibranium.

@lorddraugr3138 2 жыл бұрын

“We’re playing checkers now, and I just can’t win. Iiiit’s killing meeee!”

@ConwayFreelanceDetective 5 жыл бұрын

I very much appreciate the Star Wars quote.

@tomsmurf4225 5 жыл бұрын

How the hell did you manage to put the peter parker falling clip into a music video?

@R-D-cd3pz 5 жыл бұрын

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

@afromans170 5 жыл бұрын

Where?

@afromans170 5 жыл бұрын

@Nature Restored cheers... even though I already found it

@afromans170 5 жыл бұрын

@Nature Restored I meant I sent that message 3 days ago, by then I already found it

@afromans170 5 жыл бұрын

@Nature Restored I... can't find it

@bossmanxd199 5 жыл бұрын

"Don't throw that Apple at me again" Just immediately throws it at the scarecrow.

@UtopianMatt 5 жыл бұрын

Very good mixing, and a cohesive story~!

@vixen4008 5 жыл бұрын

Could we get a breakin my back remix please.

@MikeyAckersVe 5 жыл бұрын

aron Smashcraft You're breaking my back Benjamin would ring perfectly.

@Trolldamere 4 жыл бұрын

That's gotta be his next video.

@Crunchysopa52 5 жыл бұрын

can barely breath lmfao, good to see you back Alpaca

@esMusicalus 5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Now I'm going to bed 'Cause my stomach is sick And I'm going to be sick on the bed Now she's falling asleep While I throw up on the bed It's all over the bed And she's covered in sick Now she's sleeping in sick And she wakes up now And she wants to kill me 'Cause I messed up the bed Now I'm gonna be dead 'Cause I'm gonna be choked And she's kicking my head While he's having a Coke

@manolgeorgiev9664 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't watch this whole sequence the first time, cus I just couldn't stop laughing. It is so good 😂

@gutz3115 5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Aziz possessed the singer for the first 17 seconds of the video

@Boowey09 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t be the only one who thought this was another Star Wars video. But by god Thais was brilliant! Good job!

@lewatoaofair2522 2 жыл бұрын

Full lyrics: You’re fired, now go Coming out of my cage And coming out of my cage And coming out of my cage And coming out of my cage [6 days later] I’ve been coming out of my cage For 6 days, and I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be upside down Because I want to be sick And I don’t wanna look like Kiss Because I wanna look like Nicolas Cage Now I’m having a stroke And she’s having a stroke While he’s having a stroke We’re all having a stroke Now she’s calling a cab And the cab is calling an Uber Now I’m going to bed ‘Cause my stomach is sick And I’m going to be sick on the bed While she’s falling asleep Now I throw up on the bed It’s all over the bed And she’s covered in sick Now she’s sleeping in sick And she wakes up, now And she wants kill me ‘Cause I messed up the bed Now I’m gonna be dead ‘Cause I’m gonna be choked And she’s kicking my head While he’s having a coke Attachment It leads into jealousy Turning you to the dark side Turning yellow, your eyes But there is a price to pay You lose all your loved ones Force choking my own allies ‘Cause I’m Mr Darkside It started out with a kick How did it end up like this? It was only a kick It was only a kick Now I’m calling a cab And she’s calling a cab While he’s calling a cab And she’s taking a cab Now I’m taking a cab And the price for a cab is just too much It’s killing me But it’s just the price I pay And I’m chasing her cab, now And my stomach is sick But my head is in my stomach And I just can’t look ‘cause I’m blind And I can’t swim, it’s killing me We’re playing chess, now We’re playing checkers, now And I just can’t win, it’s killing me Now I’m going to cheat But I still can’t win The fat controller is fat Choking on your jelly The price is right This guy is in The Dark Knight Liam Neeson is calling me Now he’s taking a cab And he’s looking for me And he’s gonna kill me But it’s all in my head ‘Cause Taken is just a movie Now I’m falling down And I’m gonna hit my head My back Ow, my back This song is a meme Breaking my back just to break my back Seventeen breaks, and I’ve had it with my back

@zappodude7591 5 жыл бұрын

The sentence mixing in this video is amazing. I was so impressed that i had a stroke.

@shawnfields2757 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Winchester Was she having a stroke too? I'm not having a stroke, cuz I'm Mr. Brightside.

@Hahatomato 8 ай бұрын

Now you’re having a stroke, and I’m having a stroke, while he’s having a stroke. We’re all having a stroke

@NomadicYT_ 5 жыл бұрын

I knew MatPat could sing but this is better than I thought

@glasermrk 5 жыл бұрын

The MatPat Rap

@mc_gaming2007 5 жыл бұрын

"We're playing checkers now" "And I just can't win" "It's killing meeeeee" "Now I'm going to cheat...." "But, I still can't win" *flips the table over Me: Dead XD

@mr.turdlybird4387 2 жыл бұрын

This was about alcoholism, at least the first part. Genius making an actual song from a ytp.

@autisticmoshi2056 4 жыл бұрын

0:12 you’re fired now goooooooooooooooooo

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 жыл бұрын

"This is, a story of a girl..."

@saladboy 5 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gNaaY9lhupq2YKM.html

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 жыл бұрын

@@saladboy yup that's what am talking about!

@matthewmitchell3457 5 жыл бұрын

Sooo hilarious! And I daresay the meme version is even cleaner than the original. That what I love about @AlpacaHawk, it's so rare that you get someone who does clean comedic material but is still so deeply in touch with meme culture. AlpacaHawk gets it. We need more AlpacaHawks in this world.

@KralLarkson27 5 жыл бұрын

The lyrical genius known as AlpacaHawk strikes back.

@jacobbarnhardt3007 4 жыл бұрын

This whole thing is an absolute masterpiece.

@klop4228 4 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to see The Killers sing this live

@Ardi99barca 5 жыл бұрын

"This guy is in The Dark Knight"😂

@BrickArmyProductions 4 жыл бұрын

“The fat controller is fat” you don’t say

@alucardfu2 5 жыл бұрын

3:16 *The price is right* *This guy is in the dark knight*

@Justice237 Жыл бұрын

The beginning still make me laugh, the way he sings “You’re FIRED! Now GOOOO!!!”

@happyears21694 Жыл бұрын

I love the face Brandon does when he sings that.

@jakewizard4432 3 жыл бұрын

2:47 underrated bit

@ubergeneral3652 5 жыл бұрын

Man... Those "chess" and "killing me" makes me cry and laugh already Haha some good YTP song

@arlyntheawesome833 5 жыл бұрын

This is legitimately one of the funniest YTPs ever, good shit.

@Giyga 2 жыл бұрын

I love how random the fat controller line is

@jaykerzp3643 2 жыл бұрын

“And I just can’t look ‘cause I’m blind” omg I died 😂

@assailant8722 5 жыл бұрын

Came for the cab, stayed for the Star Wars

@chainbreaker2425 4 жыл бұрын

Please come back dad

@haywardbarrows5906 4 жыл бұрын

R.I.P AlpacaHawk

@brisleygarrett8559 5 жыл бұрын

If I had 4 minutes and 23 seconds left to live, this is how I'd spend it 😂😂😂

@eyelesscrown7346 4 жыл бұрын

same

@killerdragon5584 5 жыл бұрын

And now we're calling cabs in an Uber with the Dark Side!

@Tuskaep 3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE BEST MR BSIDE YTP IVE EVER SEEN IM CRYING

@jayko4703 5 жыл бұрын

"The price for a cab is just too much it's killing me, but it's just the price i pay" I feel this on every level.

@lloyd7183 5 жыл бұрын

3:09 Actually, he went on a business course, and now prefers to be known as The Horizontally Gifted Chief Operations Manager...

@wessmoore7894 5 жыл бұрын

Now you can make fun of Somebody Told Me. I’m pretty sure changing the lines to ‘somebody told me, my girlfriend looks like a boyfriend,’ would be a good start.

@Ple4 5 жыл бұрын

Plz do more of these muscial Poops! They're the new poops that are gonna blow up!

@Ple4 5 жыл бұрын

@@Zoditron I don't think i ever commented something about telling him to stop making the classics?

@Zoditron 5 жыл бұрын

" sorry, my bad" -Optiprimus

@Ple4 5 жыл бұрын

@@Zoditron Haha

@01oo011 5 жыл бұрын

This is genius! Force choking my own allies! Man, you never disappoint

@tdp320 5 жыл бұрын

“Now she’s sleeping in sick” I died after that part.

@Leafiu Жыл бұрын

The price for a cab is 625 grand.

@Justice237 5 ай бұрын

That’s awfully high … it’s KILLING ME!

@guitarheromorello 5 жыл бұрын

*Bangs Drum Cymbal* "You're fired. Now go."

@FreshTillDeath56 5 жыл бұрын

Story about a young man who calls a cab from feeling sick, has a stroke, and is forced choked and violated by his girlfriend. Wow. 😂

@manolgeorgiev9664 4 жыл бұрын

Now I'm gona be dead Cus I'm gona be choked And she's kicking my head While he's having a coke It's killing meeee!!!

@dr.bright6272 5 жыл бұрын

This is better than the original, I love it

@frostycane5134 2 жыл бұрын

Now she’s calling a cab and that cab is calling an Uber 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TTWackyDog 5 жыл бұрын

This may be the greatest thing I have ever witnessed on the internet. Thank. You.

@SlendHQ 4 жыл бұрын

"We're playing chess now." Camera looks at the board *WE'RE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES* "We're playing checkers now."

@Hahatomato 8 ай бұрын

I wish this video would never die

@yoboyyoyoboy 4 жыл бұрын

I cannot comprehend how long he must have spent in imovie

@Masupups 5 жыл бұрын

“This guy is in the Dark Knight” 0_0 Holy shit this should be in the education category

@Dilly958 4 жыл бұрын

This is why he is my favorite YTP maker of all time.

@BobberTheWiseYTP 5 жыл бұрын

Nice sentence-mixing! It felt really clean and easy to understand. This one was a _stroke_ of brilliance.

@supersonictumbleweed 5 жыл бұрын

Who needs ai generated content when you can have masterpieces created by AlpacaHawk.

@yeoldeladstephen9947 5 жыл бұрын

Taken is not just a movie. It’s a way of life. He may be in more danger than we thought.

@Hahatomato 9 ай бұрын

This was wonderful

@BENKYism 5 жыл бұрын

Liam Neeson is calling me

@soos4719 5 жыл бұрын

"Now i'm going to cheat, But i still can't win"

@dyylander 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh throughout this whole thing I wanted it to play normally so bad 😂

@curepanda2646 5 жыл бұрын

Every frickin time with the falling bit in Spider Man 2 XD Guess u still have the Peter Fails at Life stigma

@certifiedpeedealer4933 4 жыл бұрын

psst you need to fix the coppa on your toy story poops

@frostycane5134 5 жыл бұрын

This makes the song a million time better

@Rhubarb120 2 жыл бұрын

This was in an auto-generated playlist under rock music.

@ReikuHidori 3 жыл бұрын

2:00 This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them!

@policerthought5649 5 жыл бұрын

This is like god tier sentence mixing. I love it

@teamrivera_usa 5 жыл бұрын

I’m watching this while walking at Disney and I ran into like 100 people

@EnragedZealot87 5 жыл бұрын

Put simply:👏👏👏👌

@autismobinch135 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that doesn’t have a million views is infuriating

@autismobinch135 2 жыл бұрын

Still coming back to it

@Derpageddon 5 жыл бұрын

Coming out of my cage and coming out of my cage and coming out of my cage and... Some Time Later: *FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE*

@Kidiot Жыл бұрын

This was fantastic, thanks for making this full-length (and then some)

@DavidsDinosaur 5 жыл бұрын

not even half way into it and you had me laughing 7 times i love this!

@LamanKnight 5 жыл бұрын

That brought some much-needed laughter into my life today. Thank you so much for posting this.

@PheonixKingSokka 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, I couldn't stop laughing! This was great!

@Andy-qr3hu 4 жыл бұрын

We are still waiting

@rreckinreturns 11 ай бұрын

This is brilliant. Great work

@aidan9990 4 жыл бұрын

A work of art, bravo