{YTP} ~ (Prolly) Troblems

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DaThings

DaThings

Жыл бұрын

This really says a lot about society.
Primary source: • ABSURD TROLLEY PROBLEMS
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@DaThings
@DaThings Жыл бұрын
Extended version of the Bop-It outro song: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hsqmmaR6t5eXgok.html
@Saltydkdan
@Saltydkdan Жыл бұрын
I NEVER SAID ANY IF THESE THINGS (fucking amazing video)
@e5858
@e5858 Жыл бұрын
That’s how you know it’s good
@shitpostgrotto2982
@shitpostgrotto2982 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry man, we have the evidence right here. You'll be going to mega jail for killing 5 cents 😞
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Жыл бұрын
I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
@mousermind
@mousermind Жыл бұрын
*OF
@tristenbailey8442
@tristenbailey8442 Жыл бұрын
naw dawg, you had your chance. to the shadow realm with you! lololol
@hy-longcat
@hy-longcat Жыл бұрын
"i do not trust the 1%" *repeatedly slams the trolley into the rich guy* based
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield 6 ай бұрын
And in the original there’s even less hesitation, he just pulls the lever at “rich person” 😂
@NathanTheMan
@NathanTheMan Жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for “That chair could be the next bench”
@trashhuman3977
@trashhuman3977 Жыл бұрын
"If I was Anakin I would sacrifice as many children and younglings as possible" JHGHGHSDSDSGGFFDDSF
@AKHTS
@AKHTS Жыл бұрын
The younglings joke... The "Sorry, Ross" comeback... That wurtz joke... "Nyan lives"... So many belly laughs out of that one
@theotherther1
@theotherther1 Жыл бұрын
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything. I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith Жыл бұрын
High-production value YTPs where you don’t know what’s real are recreational insanity.
@spiderstheythem
@spiderstheythem Жыл бұрын
hey. good comment. gratitude.
@peteagrees
@peteagrees Жыл бұрын
Bill Wurtz makes the trolley problem all too real
@CaptainDan21
@CaptainDan21 Жыл бұрын
RIP Bill Wurtz - DIIIEEEEE
@waytoobiased
@waytoobiased Жыл бұрын
~GET REEEEEAAAAAALLLLLL~
@jermainereyem7635
@jermainereyem7635 Жыл бұрын
The Original Cop being a Wild West Sheriff is so genius
@QuicklimeTime
@QuicklimeTime Жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, Ross" _(Lights cigarette)_ Now. There's a line I haven't heard in a ytp for a looooong time...
@masync183
@masync183 Жыл бұрын
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
@abitofabitofabit4404
@abitofabitofabit4404 Жыл бұрын
@@masync183 SORRYЯЯOƧ
@rydellgrimes
@rydellgrimes Жыл бұрын
I am but a humble man asking for the origin and background of this particular meme
@John_Demarco
@John_Demarco Жыл бұрын
"Sorry Ross." Was that a 9-year callback? Well played!
@ArsonBoy5996
@ArsonBoy5996 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see ol' Salty boy get the Dathings treatment. Another classic added to the collection!
@Core_Of_The_Void
@Core_Of_The_Void 10 ай бұрын
I like your optimism, Steve McRoundGoggles my man!
@Vegas242
@Vegas242 Жыл бұрын
Are there troblems in this one? Prolly
@Vegas242
@Vegas242 Жыл бұрын
Also Ellie I love the updated profile picture it looks cute!
@zednotdead
@zednotdead Жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely cackling at Derek just screaming "PULP! PULP!!!"
@cherrycheetos
@cherrycheetos Жыл бұрын
i think calling gerbert a lot of names and then running him over with a trolley is something everyone can relate to
@AluminumFusion22
@AluminumFusion22 Жыл бұрын
Brutalmoose is watching with great interest.
@ImpendingRiot83
@ImpendingRiot83 Жыл бұрын
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын
General Peppy is pleased.
@ImpendingRiot83
@ImpendingRiot83 Жыл бұрын
@@orlandowordsmith6208 His lilacs shall remain undisturbed.
@edslushie570
@edslushie570 Жыл бұрын
Once again, Ross stinks.
@ARunawayTrain
@ARunawayTrain Жыл бұрын
Damn flobsters
@DJ_AwesomeSauce
@DJ_AwesomeSauce Жыл бұрын
Once again, Ross stinks.
@sentientblender
@sentientblender Жыл бұрын
I swear you’ve ascended to a higher dimension of humor, this is incredible
@tranquility6789
@tranquility6789 Жыл бұрын
3:35 unfathomably based
@eggsbox
@eggsbox Жыл бұрын
A TROLLEY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY edit: *OH GOOD IT'S FINE! :)*
@zoruanick1996
@zoruanick1996 Жыл бұрын
Hey!
@danielalvesldiniz
@danielalvesldiniz Жыл бұрын
whenever I find myself tied to a track and a trolley heading towards me, I _HIRE A SAMURAI_
@pikespice
@pikespice Жыл бұрын
(Rich important people hired a samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire a samurai)
@ragnaroksangel
@ragnaroksangel Жыл бұрын
@@pikespice It was a reference to the History of Japan from Bill Wurtz
@squidthecolor
@squidthecolor Жыл бұрын
@@ragnaroksangel what pikespice said was Also a reference to history of japan
@whodohoodoo
@whodohoodoo Жыл бұрын
SaucyDiggityDan had to make some impossible decisions. . . but I'm glad he chose to save the chair🪑☺️✨
@GibusWearingMann
@GibusWearingMann Жыл бұрын
That could be the next bench!
@MortalAnonymous
@MortalAnonymous Жыл бұрын
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
@BinglesP
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
Except for the people who call worms “tubers” ew
@MortalAnonymous
@MortalAnonymous Жыл бұрын
@@BinglesP Well to be fair, I've never heard that term for worms in my life. But I would feel very bad for them if they were salted.
@ocdkirby
@ocdkirby Жыл бұрын
That end card song is masterful. No single mashup has made me angrier than All About That Technologic
@tipwilkin
@tipwilkin Жыл бұрын
"why are you thirsty for Jesus" because he's the Living Water, duh
@BinglesP
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
2:28 In this world you either Plever or Dothing
@RoyalRatRandomness
@RoyalRatRandomness Жыл бұрын
3:54 - I love how it's specifically the pulp and not the rest of the juice.
@redpepper74
@redpepper74 Жыл бұрын
PULP
@ryancurtis5425
@ryancurtis5425 Жыл бұрын
I love how the jokes have the same structure every time, but the variations keep it fresh.
@JackGalliott-us6yg
@JackGalliott-us6yg 4 ай бұрын
2:01 Honestly, same
@Mornal
@Mornal Жыл бұрын
This is such a different approach from a normal YTP and it pays off so well omg
@dsdstudios386
@dsdstudios386 Жыл бұрын
The Anakin joke made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie Жыл бұрын
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents” Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
@RubyNemesis
@RubyNemesis Жыл бұрын
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
@KungFuCutbug
@KungFuCutbug Жыл бұрын
no wonder Salty was so insistent on a redo
@leonardogomez8812
@leonardogomez8812 Жыл бұрын
I dont know, running over people with a tram might put more danger to the people inside than a small coin lol
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie Жыл бұрын
@@leonardogomez8812 I wasn’t saying anything about the correct choice, just saying not to fuck with the trains
@SonicBoone56
@SonicBoone56 Жыл бұрын
Love the trolley running over the rich guy multiple times lmao. And two trolleys hitting the police.
@alex_-yz9to
@alex_-yz9to Жыл бұрын
> runs over jesus it's ok give him 3 days time and it will be like nothing ever happened to him
@undefinedmayhem7045
@undefinedmayhem7045 Жыл бұрын
How noble of you to give him a redo on the one regarding his life savings at 2:56
@J4MJ4M5
@J4MJ4M5 Жыл бұрын
3:22 BASED UNIVERSE!!!
@43615
@43615 Жыл бұрын
0:56 this brand of jokes is amazing
@onefey
@onefey Жыл бұрын
"i do not trust the 1%" SO 👏 TRUE 👏 KING 👏
@ImpossibleCakePro
@ImpossibleCakePro Жыл бұрын
"Trouble with the Trolley, eh?"
@knonkidonk
@knonkidonk Жыл бұрын
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
@anifsky1065
@anifsky1065 Жыл бұрын
0:20 BUG FABLES REFERENCE???? Inb4 Elu Tran comments
@arlopullman4926
@arlopullman4926 Жыл бұрын
The bench joke was phenomenal. Great work as always.
@Carlium
@Carlium Жыл бұрын
2:39 eyy, that's my video ^w^
@Nikkidafox
@Nikkidafox Жыл бұрын
3:30 Do you kill the 5 cops. Or do you kill... THE *ORIGINAL*
@E60foamer
@E60foamer Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the Jesus part and when he says “pulp” Truly one of the YTPs I’ve ever seen
@webkinzfan00
@webkinzfan00 Жыл бұрын
Soon DaThings will make a KZfaq Poop of all my favorite KZfaqrs and then what will I have left
@giosph569
@giosph569 Жыл бұрын
The Gerbert joke gives me hope for a BrutalMoose ytp
@bepisthescienceman4202
@bepisthescienceman4202 Жыл бұрын
I hope Rtgame gets ytp
@bheemabachus5179
@bheemabachus5179 Жыл бұрын
DaThings working out her frustrations in this video lmao
@irisius7551
@irisius7551 Жыл бұрын
Didn't know I needed a Salty Daniel YTP, but you never disappoint!
@RobotacularRoBob
@RobotacularRoBob Жыл бұрын
Ah, thanks, now that I know what was being parodied, I know what unfunny low-effort streaming channel to never watch.
@LucasRCD
@LucasRCD Жыл бұрын
@@RobotacularRoBob Damn, it's a shame you'll never be able to experience the genius of "Pokémon H: The Movie"
@dizzy_eevee
@dizzy_eevee Жыл бұрын
@@RobotacularRoBob ratio
@RobotacularRoBob
@RobotacularRoBob Жыл бұрын
@@dizzy_eevee Whore ratio Sans.
@Sam-Cain
@Sam-Cain Жыл бұрын
@@LucasRCD His nuzlocke series' are genius and hilarious, disagreeing with this is incorrect.
@Funinightmare
@Funinightmare Жыл бұрын
Troblems with the prolly eh?
@commediaDollArte
@commediaDollArte Жыл бұрын
1:53 what was this whole setup and why did I expect none of it
@CraigAndrews666
@CraigAndrews666 Жыл бұрын
Saucydiggitydamn: I'm sorry Ross Ross: pivot, PIVOT
@RafaelScarpa
@RafaelScarpa Жыл бұрын
I noticed your pfp changed earlier. Glad it finally transitioned, nice!
@commediaDollArte
@commediaDollArte Жыл бұрын
0:47 - 1:00 THIS WAS A 13 SECOND SET UP FOR A SINGLE SUS JOKE AND I AM HERE FOR IT
@odaciousL
@odaciousL Жыл бұрын
"That could be the next bench" Genius, That was a genius line.
@NixityNullt
@NixityNullt Жыл бұрын
I find it funny that all of this is in character for Derek
@shyguyonostrich3955
@shyguyonostrich3955 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t think it was possible to make Salty even funnier. What an accomplishment.
@grantfristo7561
@grantfristo7561 Жыл бұрын
3:09 Actually that’s the MoM
@kyugull
@kyugull Жыл бұрын
There are parts of this that are so well edited that I forget this was a ytp for a second
@ThePhantomiteZ
@ThePhantomiteZ Жыл бұрын
He found them. He captured them. And now, no-one will ever have to die again.
@MoeNinjaCat
@MoeNinjaCat Жыл бұрын
End credits always leave me wanting a full version, great work Ellie!
@dashcamandy2242
@dashcamandy2242 Жыл бұрын
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing. The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
@bubgerkirg
@bubgerkirg Жыл бұрын
I love the trolley starting to run over the white guy as he’s still talking
@kooshps2
@kooshps2 Жыл бұрын
YES THE "IT'S FINE =)" MEME
@gongalicious
@gongalicious Жыл бұрын
istg this is one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen
@angelamorley9921
@angelamorley9921 Жыл бұрын
this is what happens when you partner with a flobster.
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL Жыл бұрын
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
@StarkMaximum
@StarkMaximum Жыл бұрын
Man the Good Place is so good
@theotherther1
@theotherther1 Жыл бұрын
1:05 Don't feel too bad that you killed Dr. Flug.
@StormBurnX
@StormBurnX Жыл бұрын
The most horrifyingly cursed mashup yet. Thank you infinitely for this blessing
@michaelwarm281
@michaelwarm281 Жыл бұрын
SorryrroS, that could be the next bench!
@icasma5038
@icasma5038 Жыл бұрын
the song mix at the end was truly boppin'. always love waiting til the end to hear what 2 songs you mix
@NixityNullt
@NixityNullt Жыл бұрын
I lowkey want a full version of the all about that bass/technologic/bop it mashup that played at the end
@LimeyLassen
@LimeyLassen Жыл бұрын
I highkey want it
@somoneelse3488
@somoneelse3488 Жыл бұрын
Omg omg omg PLEASE do a Gerbert YTP I BEG of thee! I want to hear his soothing chicken nugget voice all cut up.
@drekieldur1558
@drekieldur1558 Жыл бұрын
How do I give a YT comment 1000 likes?
@somoneelse3488
@somoneelse3488 Жыл бұрын
@@drekieldur1558 well friend, first you’ll need 1000 email addresses…
@ferrolad
@ferrolad Жыл бұрын
I never would've seen this crossover coming but I am so glad we got it
@todaythebirds
@todaythebirds Жыл бұрын
It was like a trolley hurtling towards us
@mandatoryparty3627
@mandatoryparty3627 Жыл бұрын
NAH DATHINGS REFERENCED BILL WURTZ AND DAFT PUNK IN ONE VIDEO??? i can pass away now
@camwoodstock
@camwoodstock Жыл бұрын
Don't wanna lose my funny DaThings.
@macdeus2601
@macdeus2601 Жыл бұрын
OK so I just rewatched this, but it's the first time I read the bit in the credits that combines the Trolley Problem with the Prisoner's Dilemma.
@MyVengenceEndsNow
@MyVengenceEndsNow Жыл бұрын
I don't know which I like better, the Sleeple, or that you brought GERBERT back out of the filing cabinet of my memory
@chungus100
@chungus100 Жыл бұрын
1:44 and 3:34 common W and based DaThings
@bobbybobby325
@bobbybobby325 Жыл бұрын
this is so good "this could be the next bench, sorry human being"
@tranquility6789
@tranquility6789 Жыл бұрын
1:47 incredibly based
@Divinemisssm5758
@Divinemisssm5758 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the Technologic/All About That Bass/Bop It mashup!
@FrostyBeep
@FrostyBeep Жыл бұрын
I wish the Curtis Mayfield "it's FINE :)" would've taken off.
@yourewrong154
@yourewrong154 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite DaThings vids for sure
@zacharybrown3010
@zacharybrown3010 Жыл бұрын
1:16 Setzeri nooooo
@spiritwarhol707
@spiritwarhol707 Жыл бұрын
I'm never forgiving myself for laughing at the nyan lives joke.
@limekarp9853
@limekarp9853 4 ай бұрын
i like the immense amount of regret after killing the cent
@cheapnoiseinthehouse5578
@cheapnoiseinthehouse5578 Жыл бұрын
I love that bop it extreme bit at the end and the mash-up. Great touch!
@kamilgesikiewicz8223
@kamilgesikiewicz8223 Жыл бұрын
5 cents, but what if the man is 50 CENT?
@Abderian
@Abderian Жыл бұрын
50 Cent is 10 times the man that nickel is!
@TuckyBlue
@TuckyBlue Жыл бұрын
I don’t believe I’ve seen any KZfaqr YTPS outside of the big ones, but using a streamer is genius because there are several hundred hours of audio to pull from. Genius.
@Noobgalaxies
@Noobgalaxies Жыл бұрын
3:45 Did you seriously actually put 77 people on the tracks
@Numberer1
@Numberer1 Жыл бұрын
ANAKIN NO
@BulterMarkwad
@BulterMarkwad Жыл бұрын
3:36 you missed the opportunity for multi-track drifting
@Hip_Albatross
@Hip_Albatross Жыл бұрын
the outro music has single-handedly taken around 10 years off of my lifespan
@tims.1615
@tims.1615 Жыл бұрын
The amount of the first few seconds of the Bell Gargoyles theme from hit videogame Dark Souls in this video is fantastic
@bounceysteve
@bounceysteve Ай бұрын
the gerbert bit made me think of like a ytp on ytp where salty says "no herbert" and he transforms into a herbert that gets more and more jpgified while someone does a bad impression that just devolves into constant whistling
@tomwatts703
@tomwatts703 Жыл бұрын
These are genuinely some of the best jokes I've seen in a ytp ever, the execution (ha) is just fantastic
@EggoBoi
@EggoBoi 9 ай бұрын
Never though I’d see a Saltydkdan ytp, especially a really high quality one!
@treyonical2821
@treyonical2821 4 ай бұрын
THIS IS A BANGER
@libbybibby1579
@libbybibby1579 Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video, I love it
@ragnaroksangel
@ragnaroksangel Жыл бұрын
Nice reference to Bill
@injusticeanywherethreatens4810
@injusticeanywherethreatens4810 8 ай бұрын
1:50 sooooo satisfying!
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