Happy National Chef Jonathan Lonathan Day to all of the Chef Jonathan Lonathans out there. It's a special day where we honor every Chef Jonathan Lonathan the world over. The world over. The world very over indeed. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

The tiny little "Oh no!" when he bit into the Jonathan Lonathan burrito was a great touch XD

"You can use your frying pan as a crying pan" Finally, a worthy successor to Brock's drying pan.

1:57 Writing an entire Reddit AMA post for a 1-second joke is next-level effort.

“please increase the opacity” made me feel emotions humans are not meant to feel big ups on this one Ellie, it’s one of my favorites so far

"Leftover me is beautiful for breakfast" New pick-up line acquired.

I can't believe it. Not only did Chef Johnathan Lonathan use a pancake, but he also put.

As a Greek I'm pleased that you mentioned my ancestral homeland of the Spanakopitan Sea

"Flour has gluten in it, gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it." made me die

The thumbnail alone signals a triumphant return, for not only Chef Jonathan Lonathan, but also for DaThings. The countdown has officially begun for the release of "Why to Food."

Chef Jonathan Lonathan's right - if you ever need to make hollandaise, don't.

2:35 Thank you Mr. President for maintaining our omelet opacity. Our omlacity.

So when Ross asked for a "couple of bloolbs to go," he was actually assaulting staff with a sudden order of hundreds of muffins (☉_☉)

the amount of effort and thought you put into these is fucking astounding. Not even including how you took the time to give full captions to the goofy ass sentence mixing AND include individual chapters for made up segments in a ytp. But things like that the whole dynamic of the "call my mom" scene is just so well put together with the sequencing of how he reacts to it all. So just wanna say, ya stuffs cool

DO I PUT OR NOT?!

4:36 “therefore, flour has sticky in it” this was amazing amazing new installment to the food series, well appreciated, i appreciate all the sticky

I make scrambled eggs fairly often I will probably never make them again without thinking about the word “screggs” In a way, this video introduced a permanent change to my life

2:15 - 2:21 I love how he sounds like he's going insane. Couple more seconds, and he probably would have started manically laughing 😂

Jonathan Lonathan is 100% correct, the scrambled egg is among the sleaziest breakfast foods in the world!

Cooked until it's cooked. Oh thank goodness. I hate it when my cooked food isn't cooked. "You can use your frying pan as a crying pan... and we'll start out with a Lotad." Masterpiece.

"I am a handmaid, AMA" is some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.

happy to find that this ytp has a useful beginners' guide included, "how to eat food" at about 5:32

Amazing as always. Can't wait for Who to Food, Why to Food, Could You Food, I Can't Food, and the exciting conclusion, You Can Food, You Can Food, You Can Food

I want a bloolb of muffins with a lot of sticky in them. This is awesome, Ellie! Can't wait for "Why to Food".

So, for breakfast you should have: Corn flakes Bacon Eggs Pizzadillas Soybeans Cheese beans Latkes Quesadizzas Muffins Fuffins Me (Jonathan Lonathan, preferably leftover) Potato beans Oat beans Spanakopita Instant quiches Granola bars Smoothie Breakfast and of course, fresh fruice. Can't believe I've done breakfast wrong all this time.

The cut to the "spanakopita" Venture Bros clip tickled me in such an inexplicable way I feel almost guilty for laughing at it.

I was in bed while watching this, and Jonathan Lonathan towards the end encouraging whoever's watching to get up now for work regardless if you are tired, both caught me off guard and convinced me lol

I just got finished fooding & now here you are tellin us when to food

"Oh, look at that. Didn't you make a mess. OEUF." 🥚

The Venture Bros clipped killed me lmao, love your humor

So glad to hear they finally released Egg 2.

thank you very much for the content warning about the alarm sounds! it would have really bothered me otherwise!!

Nice of Chef Joseph Boseph to make a guest appearance with his sage editing advice

Top Chef Jonathan Lonathan is the realest COO of all food

God DAMMIT I wish I had Chef Jonathan's charm. Every time I see these YTPs I just want to watch his actual videos. Does Chef know about these videos you make? Because it feels like he'd get just as much joy out of them as the rest of us.

Low opacity Biden haunts my omelet pan too

3:18 "Oeuf" fucking killed me. (It’s French for egg, for those who don’t know.)

The end was surprisingly motivating. Thank you Chef Jonathan Lonathan and thank you Ellie. No more sleeping in

Another classic, thank you for including Venture Bros. as soon as he said *spanakopita* my head went right to that episode.

2:10 - "Cooked until it's... Cooked." Ah yes, that's exactly how I like to cook too!

3:28 "You can use your frying pan as a crying pan."

4:14 Okay. Now I much see the Horsin’ Around cross over episode with Chef Jonathan Lonathan!

"the only foods" segment made me feel overcome with the sense that i was watching a dispatch from future humans who had removed their own need to eat, leaving cooking shows an oddity from the past that needed to be rediscovered and emulated

Solved! I wasn't able to food bc my spatula opacity was too low. Thanks Ellie/Joe!

"Alright I confess. I'm using a pancake." Lmao after listing all those breakfast foods

That Lotad's really making use of its Rain Dish there.

I spit out my rain salad watching this

Really great one. So happy you put the Spanikopita clip from VB in too, that episode was the first time i heard of it and wondered if it was even real considering. When i saw it at grocery store i got so excited, literally yelled, "Spanikopita!""

“Gluten is sticky, flour has gluten in it, that means flour has sticky in it”. This absolutely sent me for some reason

“I’m moving the spatula around I’m also moving the pan around, at this point, I’m going to pan around” That had me in stitches

5:27 had me rolling 🤣

Oh my gosh. I can’t stop smiling at Dr. Venture. I love this series of YTPs!

I love muffins, I try to make a bloop every 2 weeks or so and save them in the fridge so I can have one every day

1:18 lol, now something has to happen down at the county jail!

I never get too far in a new DaThings video before seeing something that makes me think "how have I not liked this yet?" This time, I got as far as the Venture Bros reference

2:16 i love the idea that jonathan just goes insane and starts babbling complete nonsense while the fire alarm is blaring, really funny to me

Dear DaThings, i've rediscovered your channel and have been on a wild binge this past week. Today i rewatched Where to Food because it's one of my favourites, and now this appears! Absolutely blessed, thank you for making this great content. I'm having rain salad

DaThing be resurrecting Venture bros faster than [as]

3:44 a warning to all my fellow lactose intolerants

5:10 “We are using Sanic Vinegar. That way, you won’t get little blue trails all over your muffins.” Ironic how that works, considering the whole ‘blue blur’ concept the Sanic culinary property is associated with.

I feel like he has more emotion in his voice now

Stay tuned for the existential, dramatic conclusion, “Why to Food” Will Chef Lonathan finally run out of muffins? Find out next time (edit: I forgot the word ‘who’ existed)

The eternal question: quesadizzas or pizzadillas?

I will be using freggs and screggs forever now. Bless you.

Such a freaking masterpiece. You're one of the only YTPers that have not lost quality man, big fan

“Not only is it scrambled eggs, but it’s Screggs.” 🤣

I've watched good burger recently, and the amount of sauce references I heard made it feel like I was watching one of dathings videos

One of your best YTPs in a while! Loved it!

legitimately so excited to be on time for a brand new upload

These videos always brighten my day and this one is no exception. The jokes are always so great and I love following the slowly developing story lines. Thank you again and take care.

0:18 "Duke at lunch" i love when you put your friends up like that. it's cute.

3:33 obsessed with this lotad drawing

Another great video. The "simple scrambled egg" at 1:32 had me questioning my sanity.

0:54 the closest we will get to a lewd joke from DaThings

I appreciate that you add subtitles. Thank you!!

i'll be calling scrambled eggs "screggs" for the rest of my life now, thank you Ellie.

“A glorious mess is not what we’re looking for here we’re looking for food” sounds like something my head chef would say to me 😔

0:18 THAT'S A SHARK!

these ones never cease to amaze and the detail of the edits is so good.

Thank you for the post-credits pep talk.

Chef Johnathan Lonathan is easily my favourite KZfaq poop series from any creator on the internet. I can't wait for "why to food"

i got eggshells in my pan and jonathan lonathan showed up to give me a lecture. 10/10 would recommend.

"fresh fruice" and "muffin't" are legendary

Oh joy of joys , a new Da Things upload ! And just in time for National Chef Jonathan Lonathan Day !

DJK here again to comment on DaThings' "Little d", the finer details of YTPs that can easily be missed. Remember to watch the video first to avoid spoilers! 1:55 - This Reddit post features plenty of interesting text to laugh about. What I find most interesting is the "EDIT 2" that is cut off at the very end, stating that this Reddit user has some sort of relationship to Chef Lonathan. Could this be Chef Lonathan's Alaskan "girlfriend", who was put in the oven? Or could this be one of his family members (possibly Mickey due to the AMA being by u/ChefMLonathan)? Edit: As clarified in the comments, the Reddit post was made by Michelle Lonathan. Her relationship to Jonathan is still unknown. 3:03 - The product "Egg 2" is from the company Bell and Howl. This nonexistent company was introduced in YTP - TacTickle and was created by Pavlov. You know, the dog guy. 3:57 - Garfield may be pretty easy to spot here, but equally important is that he owns the brand of blender Chef Lonathan is using. 4:23 - Chef Lonathan's full name is possibly Chef Jonathan Lonathan Lonathan Lonathan Lonathan, though we cannot ascertain how many Lonathans are truly in his name. Also, in the beginning of this YTP, his official title was "COO of food". But at this point in the video, he has now been demoted to "CFO of food". 5:24 - Chef Lonathan refers to this muffin as "kinky", which is a reference to his debut video "How to Food", where he creates food from gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, and various other ingredients, but also mentions that the key ingredient to make a kinky muffin is to substitute waste product at the very end. Thanks again for another great video, DaThings! Now I need to take Chef Jonathan Lonathan's advice and get back to work.

"Don't bite quiches" was far too smoothly done, I was having a crisis trying to decide if he'd actually said it irl.

the Spanakopitan Sea is beautiful this time of year.

I'm happy to see YTPs are still alive and stronger than ever. This video's great!

My partner and I now officially refer to scrambled eggs as screggs.

On the coldest and more lonely days of my life, these ytps really make my day. Thank you

i keep coming back to this one. top of the line, to be sure.

I died laughing at the Venture Bros reference, beautiful work Ellie.

Good stuff, i'm glad that you put

That post credits scence really helped me to get out of this lazy slump I've been in lately. Thanks Mr Lonathan.

Thanks for that little encouraging message at the end DaThings

4:35 this made me spit out my water I was NOT prepared for something so funny

joe biden eggs imploring the pooper to increase the opacity of an element is my favorite type of bit

I don't know if you get this often enough but, thanks for the laughs. Really. Thank you. Have a pleasant day DaThings.

first of all, loving the video sections. "omelets" was my favorite with those editing gags!

1:32 He scrambled the word scramble. Genius