Mrs. Hazard

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Mrs. Hazard

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Zach and his wife talk about how they met and the life events of 2023.
Gameplay footage is Animal Crossing: New Horizons and Silent Hill 2 (I'll let you figure out which one is which)
All artwork by Deerney: / deerney_
All music from Epidemic Sound
Robocop is a film by Paul Verhooven from 1987

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@Eric-vs2he 8 ай бұрын

Finally Zach got to hug something outside of his Shoebill body pillow, congrats

@judojamie379 8 ай бұрын

implying there won't be a $300 Shoebill costume eventually lol

@imbelgian8293 8 ай бұрын

I thought it was a foot pillow

@stepay1216 8 ай бұрын

Ooooff

@remotepopypopy 8 ай бұрын

I thought it was a 6ft pillow of a FOOT

@ratking981 8 ай бұрын

The one who know the profile pic dear god

@YourNeighborhoodJackass1917 8 ай бұрын

Now we have the full set. Gun Nerd Army Vet. His Nice Girlfriend. His batshit cursed Marine Veteran Friend.

@grigoris.7732 8 ай бұрын

Don't forget the Marine's girlfriend. She sounds a wonderfully sweet woman too.

@metetural9140 8 ай бұрын

And treasure panda! Don't forget treasure panda

@GamerBoy870 8 ай бұрын

Don't pankor jackhammer

@oreo-postraphe 8 ай бұрын

Bro I know, that was my first thought when she said "Im not a happy person" and mentioned the voice Thought went straight through of "Oh, so the opposite of Ann?" The guys really got their perfect matches, couldnt be happier for them 💪💪@@grigoris.7732

@hypocriticalrat3607 8 ай бұрын

@@GamerBoy870 Yea kids, stay in school and don't pancore jackhammer

@Xanezz 8 ай бұрын

Zach's *wife* is based. And yeah I wouldnt mind more talky content, I figure two people who really gel together talking about shit not strictly related to the thing on screen is probably why a lot of us are even here to begin with.

@mantha6912 8 ай бұрын

Hi, I am also here for that

@RootBeerofDoom 8 ай бұрын

When it's other people, I usually think of podcasts as the new symptom of a midlife crisis, but with Zach (and somewhat Mike) it feels more "real" and I could honestly support a Zach and crew podcast.

@verdantvagrant7353 8 ай бұрын

I second this

@Hornat355 8 ай бұрын

To be honest that was most if not all of the content these two guys create anyway. They are playing games, yes, but I am watching it because of their weird commentary and comments on all of it and their seemles blending into their talks about their lifes. So him and his GF tlaking on the backgorund of some game footage is par for the course for their channels, and I wouldn't mind at all if they made more of it.

@thatdudnum67potatoe45 7 ай бұрын

like 2 guys next to a campfire talking about how one of them cant drink beer now

@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter 8 ай бұрын

1. Congratulations Zach seriously I'm proud of what you've achieved. 2. Mrs hazard don't worry we won't hate you... You are a female version of Zach and he's hilarious. By the sounds of it you make Zach happy and that's all we care about especially because you and him share common interests and that's why we love Zach. He's a lovable moron at the worst of times and a fun fact expert at best. 3. If Zach can get married and he describes himself as a goblin... Then there's hope for me yet.

@hydroponicgard 8 ай бұрын

There is always hope for one to find the love of their life, no matter ... Okay, NEARLY NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. Unless you're insane in the head, then... Yea glhf v:

@kimberlyturner5788 8 ай бұрын

i thought the exact same thing! "this female zach clone is hilarious"

@captaincargoshorts5392 8 ай бұрын

I was thinking #3 throughout the whole video!

@theredvelvetyfox8814 8 ай бұрын

As long as Mrs hazard does the good work of not letting Zach get himself killed. We can't dislike her

@Cdude22 7 ай бұрын

Well if this doesn’t sum up the communities feelings I don’t know what does

@sampackman69 8 ай бұрын

You know they are meant for each other when Zach just says "you know that scene from Robo-cop" and they both laugh getting the reference

@vagabondwastrel2361 8 ай бұрын

Or she just laughed because he still got the reference. Or she could have thought about the guy sprayed with acid or the guy shot for like 5 minutes with a belt fed gun

@muffinthefennec 8 ай бұрын

thats exactly what i thought when that happened

@Clementinewoofwoof 8 ай бұрын

Exactly

@Snapdragon0112 8 ай бұрын

“Oh he’s probably not gonna talk to me again.” Zach: “PET THE FERRET”

@cleothehermetichermeticist8391 8 ай бұрын

“He’s not gonna talk to me again.” Zack: May I offer you a serval in these trying times?

@mileselon1339 8 ай бұрын

"He's not gonna talk to me again" Zach: "Behold... HOLY FERRET!

@ghostcat11 4 ай бұрын

giving off major "me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic" vibes

@psycosanches589 8 ай бұрын

I also remember one of the campfire talks where Zach said he had resigned that he would never be able to own a home and now he does. That's the best.

@alendonvaldor5808 8 ай бұрын

Also, ya know it is a great relationship when Zack talks about her with the same tone he talks about a grenade launcher.

@paladin-ksai7667 8 ай бұрын

Holy shit, ZACH HAS A WIFE?! then there's still a chance for me too guys, congratulations to bothbof you abd wish you not only great Christmas, but also a happy relationship

@JonathanH1253 8 ай бұрын

Dude, if I, a 5ft 5in tall dude that's built like a bridge troll, can get a wife, so can you. I'm 30 and have been married for 10 years to a beautiful woman.

@cayman401 8 ай бұрын

I just imagined he was married to a shoebill body pillow with an M16-A1 duct taped to it...

@an_ordinary_goose 8 ай бұрын

@@JonathanH1253"built like a bridge troll" is certainly a statement I never thought I'd hear in this lifetime, but will now occupy a small corner of my mind

@JonathanH1253 8 ай бұрын

@an_ordinary_goose I'm short with broad shoulders and could also stand lose some weight... I didn't know how else to describe it lol

@tsarvt 8 ай бұрын

There's no hope for me

@NoodlesBowlB312 8 ай бұрын

Zach,his wife, Mike, and Anne need to all do an episode of New Vegas

@slateGray5649 8 ай бұрын

Alternate timeline with Mrs. Hazard and Anne as part of the Burnhazard multiverse

@Lazerman1234 8 ай бұрын

I completely agree a campfire session with everyone would be absolutely amazing

@JGT-yd2wx 8 ай бұрын

That would be adorable.

@Ohshit-qw4bw 8 ай бұрын

That would be an interesting adventure

@sw9rd 8 ай бұрын

who's anne?

@hedgeearthridge6807 8 ай бұрын

Man this is such an insane story. She turned on KZfaq for a meal and didn't even know she was watching her future husband, it's amazing! And the end can be summed up as "you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and you may ask yourself, how did I get here?!"

@lsswappedcessna 8 ай бұрын

Same as it ever was

@chimoska9170 8 ай бұрын

Same as it ever was

@bradoozy 8 ай бұрын

same as it ever was

@robots-FTW 8 ай бұрын

same as it ever was

@Mariodash23 8 ай бұрын

Same As It Ever Was

@JDHD99 8 ай бұрын

Dude me and my girlfriend started dating on 4/20, now I’m gonna make it my personal mission to get married on 6/9. Thank you Zach.

@Sgt-Wolf 6 ай бұрын

"Dew it!"

@jakedoesyoutube 2 ай бұрын

You got 6 days left to get married I guess. Or, you can wait till next year.

@styxriverr5237 8 ай бұрын

Zach must have had the biggest grin plastered on his face the entire time, making and editing this video.

@TheFruitofTruth 8 ай бұрын

He definitely was you can hear the smile in his tone 90% of the video.

@Clementinewoofwoof 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely

@WingMaster562 8 ай бұрын

The audience too

@harleyklein2738 8 ай бұрын

Oh definitely

@Carraway- 8 ай бұрын

Zach straight up found the female version of himself, he actually won lol. Congratulations, I wish nothing but the best for both of you ♥️

@allthenamesiwantedweretaken 8 ай бұрын

Goddammit you couldn't be any more right, haha.

@aliasofgray2854 8 ай бұрын

Willow pfp. Nice

@12Iloveamy 8 ай бұрын

The best part about all of this is when they get all calm and quiet and just whispering I love you to one another and she just busts out with "I HOPE THE MICROPHONE ISNT PICKING UP MY FUCKING TEARS!!!!" And thats such a Zack thing, and they feel so fucking perfect for one another

@mitchchaos8836 8 ай бұрын

5 years from now: *Zach’s Wife Rants*

@nightram6164 8 ай бұрын

3 minutes in and I'll im hearing so far is that Mike is a good wingman without needing to be a wingman

@samfire3067 8 ай бұрын

Good Duck man

@badinfo7878 8 ай бұрын

100%

@okxden 8 ай бұрын

YOU AINT WRONG

@MonfangHowlett 8 ай бұрын

This man is married?! I thought he was still single after the milk crate incident.

@bigbrocol1908 8 ай бұрын

“PET THE FURRET!”

@kugelblitzkrieg 8 ай бұрын

Who else would’ve told him to crank his hog (respectfully) to Overseer McNamara?

@vagabondwastrel2361 8 ай бұрын

But it was a free milk crate?

@arachnoskull6311 8 ай бұрын

I learned you can clean more then vehicles at the car wash because of that!

@JC101Zero 8 ай бұрын

Where can I find the milk crate story

@mantha6912 8 ай бұрын

Zach is seriously living the dream. He makes a living by talking about goofy stuff with his best friend, and he met his soulmate by doing that same thing. The shitty parts of his earlier life paid off in the form of lottery-winning-levels of luck in his later life. I wish you both a long and merry life together :)

@luciusmanon7597 8 ай бұрын

The fact that Zach is actually happy just warms my heart, the fact that there's someone that cares for him on such a deep level is truly an amazing thing to see. Merry Christmas to Mr. and Mrs. Hazard!

@Hypastpist 8 ай бұрын

How mrs hazard got a hold of zach mrs hazard: "this, is a G3" Zach: "dear god..." mrs hazard: "there's more" Zach: "YES!"

@callumleslie1680 3 ай бұрын

Even easier *free milk crate*

@denmark1226 Ай бұрын

"Hey, Zach. Free milk crate." "Wow. Great spot Mrs. Hazard."

@AccordingtoJim 8 ай бұрын

I’m glad Cass finally clawed her way into reality and married Zank

@Crowofjugement 8 ай бұрын

Either that or curie

@_Salok 8 ай бұрын

@@Crowofjugementneeds more french accent

@KeeganYF12 8 ай бұрын

Not drunk enough.

@chrisb5005 8 ай бұрын

You’ve brought me a lot of happiness over the years Zach, in laughter and a treasure trove of gun facts. I’m glad you were able to find some happiness for yourself.

@Raythe 8 ай бұрын

Hazard - thy name is Zach - a video of all the ways Zach has hurt himself.. I'd be all for it. Scars are good conversation, especially if they teach lessons. Congrats on going from standing out in a hurricane waiting to embrace a face hug from a brick, to now. You've given this disillusioned veteran a small bit of hope to keep going.

@naxmorvigatore4168 8 ай бұрын

God just listening to how Zach's wife talks, it's so heartwarmingly obvious that she's perfect for him. I don't even know how to describe it either, they just sound like two halves of the same brain. Makes my heart melt, and makes my day. Thanks so much for this

@obsidironpumicia4074 8 ай бұрын

It's like the spaces where Zach would stop speaking is where Zach's wife would start, it's very cool!

@somedingusidk1242 8 ай бұрын

They make such a good couple its insane

@wafflehousez 8 ай бұрын

Actually fire

@JustKindOfBoring 8 ай бұрын

Confident but rambling? So so happy but I know exactly what you mean

@RavenKing95 8 ай бұрын

So, what I'm taking away from all this is that despite his hang-ups, self-esteem issues and general neuroses, Zach was so funny and so charming that he managed to wife someone who fell in love with him before she'd even seen his face. That may well be the funniest and most heartwarming thing I've heard all year. I wish all the very best for you both and I hope that your lives together are exceedingly long and happy ones.

@nintendork9207 3 ай бұрын

This story really reminds me that I gotta ignore my doubts about my relationship with my partner in Australia(much the same, I fell in love knowing nothing but their voice, and we've been dating long distance for just over a year, finally gonna be seeing each other in person next year), everything's gonna work out just fine between us.

@MortSalazar 8 ай бұрын

I'm genuinely happy for you guys. The way you guys started, got to know each other, met, got together, moved together - it's all a lot alike how i had it with my fiancee. So i'm really happy for you guys and i hope for you and wish you all the best and a great life together. I'd be there too except cancer got between us and our happily ever after, years later i'm still picking myself up but slowly, piece by piece. I didn't mean to be a downer about it just weirdly emphasizing how i get you guys and how glad it makes me that you guys met and found each other, especially since i've been fan of the channel and was rooting for Zach for about... damn like 6 years now? So yeah. Still rooting for you Zach and now also for Mrs. Hazard.

@jero37 8 ай бұрын

I immediately shared this with my cross ocean gal pal. It is really nice how well you work together as a couple, Mrs Hazard I really love your mode of speech, it's no wonder Zach fully committed so fast. I wish you two all the best, here's to a lifetime!

@SleepyBastard 8 ай бұрын

It’s so weird to think that Park Ranger Zach has found someone to listen to his ramblings about economy. In all seriousness congrats to both of you, I hope you both make each other happy.

@drdino2002 8 ай бұрын

Construction Worker Zach does not know anything about the economy!

@SleepyBastard 8 ай бұрын

@@drdino2002 I am ashamed I forgot the correct quote and shall forever be disgraced.

@AshyGr33n 8 ай бұрын

Mrs. Hazard has a voice that could calm the ocean. Please give us more The Hazards segments 🎉🎉

@sadservitor5362 8 ай бұрын

With all the campfire stories and episode rants about the housing crisis, bad jobs, living with mental illness and other problems, I am just so happy to hear that this man actually did it and grabbed himself such a fun and lovely sounding woman. Frohe Weihnachten und ein frohes neues Jahr from Germany.

@Bone8380 8 ай бұрын

I've had a really fuckin' shitty life so far, and hearing how happy you two are together has made me think...maybe things can get better. Maybe I just need to let the fire inside me burn hotter than the fire around me.

@riccoropemaster4082 7 ай бұрын

Darn straight,hope you find happiness

@fader1240 7 ай бұрын

You'll find your happiness too, bro!

@thatdudnum67potatoe45 7 ай бұрын

idk maybe being a mormon could help get you a wife

@adrian-re1bs 2 ай бұрын

We can't expect God to do all the work (Hopefully you're doin well m8)

@haroldwilbert4377 8 ай бұрын

Sweet Jesus.... this is the abridged version of how I met my wife without the distance and more drugs but I'm so happy for the both of you!

@Унылый 8 ай бұрын

Congratulations to our favorite Fallout gunnut, Mr. Zank. I'm glad that this little fun playthrough of my favorite game with a friend and bunch of weird mods have brought you both stable income and stable relationships, as well as provided us with months worth of fun content. Oh, and congrats to Zank's wife I guess.

@jafsrob 8 ай бұрын

Zank pilled

@Zenith-zb8op 8 ай бұрын

We got Campfire Stories with Zach and Mike, but now we also have Fireplace Stories with Zach and Mrs. Hazard!

@MsRjjulian 7 ай бұрын

Congratulations to you both. Fun fact in 1999 I met my husband of 24yrs through email. From mutual friends. Now at 44 me and 49 him , we've traveled the North America and raised 2 great sons. The youngest now 15 and who wants to go into the army (thanks for that hope he doesn't land at Fort Polk!) Introduced me to Mike's channel on New Years eve 3 yrs ago!! Anyways I loved Mrs Hazard on the channel!! Yall rock!

@Atomic_Aegis45 8 ай бұрын

Aww. I like how Zach doesn't even explain what scene and she still laughs, because she already knows which one he is referring too.

@N0V-A42 8 ай бұрын

Parasocial relationship to real relationship. So you're telling me there's a chance?

@Quickdrawingartist 8 ай бұрын

Usually, there always is.

@icey_doggo3691 8 ай бұрын

I truly and honestly say don't get your hopes up, this kind of stuff the the exception. Most of the time this stuff will get you a police record

@Quickdrawingartist 8 ай бұрын

@@icey_doggo3691 Unfortunately...

@prestocatronium 8 ай бұрын

this guy is about to double his efforts from $500 to $1000 a day to amouranth

@N0V-A42 8 ай бұрын

@@prestocatronium Who's Amouranth?

@deeddles1 8 ай бұрын

"Crank your hog, respectfully" still lives in my head rent free. Mrs. Hazard's got some damn good lines (im assuming it was her that said this w/ the timeline lmao)

@mladkos2090 8 ай бұрын

This... made me more emotional than any professional romantic movie production ever could. You guys are great, wishing you all Merry Christmas!

@No0neat 8 ай бұрын

I met my wife in neopets. We were childhood friends, pretty much grew together and always talked about everything together. And yeah. I know how that feeling is, it is fucking amazing to be with the one you truly love. Congratulations to both of you! :)

@Miniman317 8 ай бұрын

Mrs.Hazard already sounds like a great addition to the channel, if she’s going to be. If she decides not too then this was a great Christmas gift from one of my favorite KZfaqrs

@ConquistadoraDeLaEstrella 8 ай бұрын

I've been dipping in and out of Mike's for years now, I'm pretty much only here for the campfire stories and the gun rants consistently, they're great. I'm really pleased that Zach's doing so well, his stories are just amazing, and Mrs Hazard just sounds like she's on the same wavelength. It's so wholesome to hear just how relaxed he is.

@prometheus3396 7 ай бұрын

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we adore Mrs. Hazard. I have rarely heard anyone say I love you in such a gentle and heart warming way than these two do.

@zZzZzyxel 8 ай бұрын

I'm less than 4 minutes in and this is already unfathomable W. So many "nerds" 100% dream of something similar happening to them and here's the proof that it does happen in the wild.

@gingermcgingin4106 8 ай бұрын

There's currently ~8,000,000,000 people on Earth, which means that old byline about a "1,000,000:1 odds" has ~8,000 "winners".

@Incyn 8 ай бұрын

Its always nice to hear a couple talking about how they met each other.

@JC101Zero 8 ай бұрын

Oh shit it's incyn wack

@rihugs8468 8 ай бұрын

BLACK JFJ??

@AuntSteve 8 ай бұрын

"I was an essential worker in the warehouse of a gun shop" may be the most 'MERICA thing I've heard in a while. But more seriously, you two sound perfect together, and I hope you have many, many happy years together. Happy Holidays to the two of you, and early congrats on 100k subs!

@Soggz4 8 ай бұрын

It's been a really exhausting, saddening and tiring year, but, always happy to hear good things from youtubers I follow like you and Mike. Wish the best for you and Mrs. Hazard going into the new year, Nald'thal bless your fortunes!

@eziogamn7942 8 ай бұрын

Shadow viewer here, been a fan since before the series got numbered episodes. Love your humor Zack, and Mrs.Hazard it’s a joy to hear from you, I hope you two have a merry Christmas, and may Bahamut have mercy!

@Eric-ft2oi 8 ай бұрын

Ah Zach, I'm so happy for you. A few years ago I had piped up on a stream of yours that I was getting married, and I'm so glad to see I can tell you what you told me. Congratulations, and I hope that you guys have a long happy love.

@thenictator 8 ай бұрын

Fun fact, KZfaq was originally going to be a dating website that featured videos as part of the profiles before it became just a video sharing site.

@dreamingthegame2136 8 ай бұрын

The interactions between both of you is so freaking wholesome in every way possible. I wish the best for both of you going into the new year and I hope I get too see more content like this as well!!!

@Tom921000 8 ай бұрын

I haven't watched ZACH for months and he has a WIFE! Well, I'm quite happy, a pleasant surprise for Christmas Eve 2023!

@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 8 ай бұрын

No no this is news to me too

@alphariusomegon3965 8 ай бұрын

Bro this is news for all of us.

@TheBucketDealer 8 ай бұрын

Zach you lucky bastard. You managed to do what most of us crusty internet lurkers will never achieve in our entire life; you pulled a 10/10. All joking aside, congrats on the marriage and i hope that you guys continue to find love and happiness in eachother's company for the rest of your lives.

@SMoCOcoa 8 ай бұрын

Campfire chats with Mike, and now Cafe dates with Mrs. Hazard. (:

@jiujitsutj9994 8 ай бұрын

You two sound so crazy in love and happy and Zach especially sounds happier than I have ever heard him. My dad got remarried yesterday and this cannot have been a better follow-up to what has already been a great week. I wish both of you the greatest happiness with one another and in life. Happy holidays, Merry Christmas, and may God and the universe bless you all!

@sephuris5555 8 ай бұрын

Congratulations Zach, good luck mrs.Hazard.

@artireanrogueshire427 8 ай бұрын

This is so cute, I loved listening to y'alls story, and the fact that it's all in an Animal Crossing date is adorable

@securityofficerjd2632 8 ай бұрын

This made me tear up. My wife and I met on June 9, but in 2009, and I married my best friend. It's weird to think that so may things had to fall in place in a certain order just to even meet. It is so nice to hear two other people come together in a similar way. My wife and I did meet via KZfaq or even the internet, but two whole factories, in two states had to shutdown just to get her to me, over a five year period and 800 miles. Life's weird that way.. You guys have a awsome life together and we wish you many many year together.

@Joe-my6go 8 ай бұрын

Shawty ain’t got nothing on Stanley the Shot Glass

@jonathanstiles6072 8 ай бұрын

As a fellow gun autist with a happy marriage, Congratulations bud, it's great to see you make a go at a life together. Mr and Mrs Hazard, sending all available happiness vibes your way.

@soggycracker5934 8 ай бұрын

So... A parasocial relationship BECAME A RELATIONSHIP!?!? Guys, we have a chance!

@dirtytoilet 8 ай бұрын

we have a chance, just not with Zach

@velphidrow8317 8 ай бұрын

@@dirtytoilet all hope for me is gone damn

@Palahniuc 8 ай бұрын

Why does your profile picture fit your comment so well? XD

@soggycracker5934 8 ай бұрын

@@Palahniuc Maybe it's fate. Maybe it's Maybelline. You're worth it.

@Kilroy22 8 ай бұрын

We need this as like a monthly podcast, y'all are simply perfect for each other

@danboniface5552 8 ай бұрын

Mr and Mrs Hazard I know its a small chance you will see this but I want you know to know since that stat of fallout new Vegas I've been a fan and hearing about your marriage has made me really happy. I got into your series when I was in a dark place and you always made my day lighter. So I'm glad I'm hear you found an other and especially glad to hear your other is big if not bigger fan as you. I wish you all the luck and merry Christmas in this new year

@MrSlosh 8 ай бұрын

Okay, this is legitimately a heartwarming wholesome bit of youtuber lore that seriously made my day. Real big freudenfreude energy.

@eosaeostre9242 8 ай бұрын

It is scary how many parallels in this story I’m hearing to my own current relationship. I just moved from California to Ohio to be with my girlfriend a little over two months ago. She came to visit me twice in Cali, then she flew out this last October, we packed my shit in my civic, and we drove five days back to Ohio. Sadly we didn’t really get to stop and see much because of how work scheduling panned out, but so far I’m happy to be here. Beyond all that, I’m really happy for you guys! I wish you both a lifetime and beyond of happiness together!

@I_am_ENSanity 8 ай бұрын

I'm happy Zach found someone to help him throughout this harsh life. Hope you 2 all the best!

@crimsonsnow4579 8 ай бұрын

I’m usually a pretty apathetic person, but this shit nearly brought me to tears. Congratulations from a random guy on the internet whose day you’ve inspired 🎉

@stonemanofgardnerville1162 8 ай бұрын

Nice....a parasocial relationship that turns into something beautiful and not creepy....good job zack still being a rebel without a cause and flipping the norm everyday...have a happy new year and a merry Christmas

@glenngriffon8032 8 ай бұрын

It sometimes works out. I met my boyfriend on DA back in '11. I was getting into the MLP show and he was a semi well known pony artist. We started talking and became friends and then many years later we began dating. We've been together for a few years now. Fortunately he wasn't one of those really creepy bronys.

@norsethenomad5978 8 ай бұрын

You know this speaks to a part of me very deeply. I live in California, and my boyfriend is from the Netherlands. We met online from DnD, and he came to visit for a week this past Summer. I greatly enjoy F:NV and he’s played it as well, so I took him to good springs and all over the place where I live. When you mentioned how sad yet happy you felt when you had to part ways after your first meeting. I felt that way too, and I missed him greatly, and he missed being here. I don’t know where I’m going with this, I’m so happy for you both, and I genuinely hope you two live a wonderful happy life. You both seem to make one another happy, and I hope me and my boyfriend can find similar success

@mantha6912 8 ай бұрын

I hope you have similar success as well!

@dankorff2093 7 ай бұрын

28:19 “At the end of my life I really hope that my biggest regret is that I didn’t get to meet you sooner” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SO SWEET

@mr.bonesIsOnline 8 ай бұрын

you have no idea how much i was squealing in joy for you two

@zZzZzyxel 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely more "weird times I injured myself" stories.

@sandshark2517 8 ай бұрын

Mike's gonna have the funniest and strangest best man speech at Zach's wedding. Congrats to the both of you

@kotarldo 8 ай бұрын

"were were running from a deathclaw and Zank was screaming... I was laughing, so anyway I'm Darlene" and it's only them losing their shit while everyone else is like "he said words... but what does he meant?"

@sequinbandit2097 8 ай бұрын

I would love to see more videos of you two! Mrs Hazard has a very very very soothing voice, and I love how she talks about Zach with so much love in her voice. Its really sweet.

@johndavid677 8 ай бұрын

With all the stuff I know you have gone through (Thank you Camp Fire stories!) I’m always happy to see something good happen to you Zach. Been watching you and Mike and your wacky adventures sense Episode 3 of New Vegas and you’ve helped out a lot with keeping my distracted from my own problems. I’m happy to see your anime arc finally start to pick up steam. Now watch out for the Gundam Shoebill. We all know it’s out there. And it’s gonna want revenge.

@dr.bright6272 8 ай бұрын

Congrats Zach

@Addsomehappy 8 ай бұрын

This the cutest thing I've ever seen, I hope you fellas have a long wonderful life together 💕💕

@nickbloom3657 8 ай бұрын

I was at a restaurant in Mesa AZ and they had a food challenge and that had a list of names that had completed said challenge and 3rd on that short list was Zach Hazard and that’s been sticking with me for the past 3 weeks

@Hades1100 8 ай бұрын

Small World

@mr.rathalos1155 19 күн бұрын

I would genuinely like more of this it’s amazing

@BloodDraco122 8 ай бұрын

Hearing this honestly melted my heart, I hope you two have a wonderful christmas and be together for a very long time. I'm also low-key thinking that somehow Mrs Hazard is more a gun nut than what Zach is :P

@george_denbrough 8 ай бұрын

I'm glad for you two. With the way things are anymore I was starting to think that things like this never happen anymore

@cyansuy3062 5 ай бұрын

I mainly know Zach through mike's channel, listening to the campfire stories and gun rants some years ago. For some odd reason, KZfaq's algorithm decided to send me here. Good for him, and a heartfelt congratulation to you both for the marriage.

@tylersyaboi 8 ай бұрын

This legitimately made me tear up. It's so sweet. Congratulations and may you spend the rest of your lives happily together

@AtlatlMan 8 ай бұрын

A well deserved congratulations and a Merry Christmas to the both of you.

@ardasstuff6 8 ай бұрын

Congrats on getting married Zach! Hope to see more of Mrs. Hazard on this channel

@matthewjacobs2991 8 ай бұрын

Needed this video after Christmas. Had to work. Wife screwed with my sleep schedule. Been doing too much for other people and not enough for myself. A happy video from a creator I love and super vibe with about his happy times from the perspective of his wife, who is not the questionable girlfriend from the past. Good vibes. Much much much appreciated. Probably felt weird for her but she's a natural and has great microphone presence. Would like more, please. But this one was great. Makes me super happy for you guys. Met my wife online and she adores me for some reason. Outside of this holiday fiasco I love her dearly lol. Done the online thing myself plenty. Met her online, but fortunately she was local so didn't matter. But thanks for posting this. And good job to the KZfaq algorithm for recommending it. Love your stuff with Mike but for some reason never subscribed here. But doing laundry at 4am after working the holiday and being stressed and having some drinks. This was a very cathartic listen. Good vibes

@engineergaming5002 Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t mind long form conversation content like this

@Xerrys 8 ай бұрын

This entire thing is so fucking wholesome and it is great to hear people being this happy together. Just fills you with joy. The entire story also reminds me a bit of how I met my current girlfriend. Also, congrats on getting married. Hope to hear more of Mrs. Hazard in the future

@justaninternetfool451 8 ай бұрын

You mf are way too cute together, makes my heart happy to see two like-minded people find each other and start making a life together, you crazy diamonds just keep on shining

@jason501ful 8 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to one and all. I've been watching both channels for a few years now. I've told several family members, close friends, and just anyone who gives me the vibe that they'd like the content you and Mike make. Gotta say my dad feels for you about the horror stories of Fort Polk and elsewhere . I just want to say, thanks to both of you guys for sharing your lives and making so many people laugh and sympathize with you. Congratulations to you on your marriage and the happiness you have now.

@Xavieus 12 күн бұрын

This is my favorite Zach Hazard video. After being in a toxic relationship for years, and spending years alone, it gives me hope that one day I'll find a woman that truly loves me. Semper Fi

@pheonixflyer13 8 ай бұрын

Oh damn, you were still calling her your girlfriend, so I didn't know you guys got married, congrats! As a fellow Californian, smart move going to him instead. Merry Christmas and happy new years, you guys!

@pheonixflyer13 8 ай бұрын

Also, thanks for putting my comment from the vampire mansion vid in there. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@anonymousfox4620 8 ай бұрын

So what I understood is that the perfect couple of nerds found each other through the internet and through a lot of introverted awkwardness they finally got together. Truly a story that shows that there is no correct way to find love Also the thumbnail of Treasure panda with madam treasure panda is really cute

@taskforceshion 7 ай бұрын

This is incredibly inspiring. Thanks for sharing this with us Zach, hope you two stay happy for years and years to come ❤

@Theasaurus2 7 ай бұрын

I HOPE we get more Mrs. Hazard on the channel! She's hilarious, and from this video I can't help being happy for you two. Huge congrats, and thanks for the great story from both of you

@sadscozo1941 8 ай бұрын

This man won at life. Simple as that. A heartfelt congratulations is in order👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@audeobellicus 8 ай бұрын

I had actually wondered if it was possible for someone being a KZfaqr and someone who is just a KZfaq consumer could enter into a relationship. This was a sweet video and answered a lot of questions. Seriously, here’s to prosperous years ahead for you both!

@thechaosbringer858 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, who would've thought such a thing could happen (cough cough Minecraft KZfaqrs cough cough)? Really sweet video though, it's great to see that Zack Danger has found someone!

@Calories_To_Calibers 8 ай бұрын

it happens all the time, the problem is the consumer is usually a minor.

@Bananwaffles 8 ай бұрын

Finding someone that you can relate to is amazing. Congratulations my dudes. I’m happy for the both of you. Also I’m super comforted with the fact that you can find someone you (royal you) can relate to while be a unique person who is happy with being themselves (totally mean that in a positive way). Anyhow congrats y’all.