We need a video about that secret program thing 😉

dude they did not have electric and they know morninbrew

​@@mikebar42 prob how trump won

NO JOKE: This video really could be trailer for a private project of mine: Im just annoyed by Isekai-Protags and Time-Travelers being baaad so i write lots of useful knowledge down

If you went far into the past, they wouldn't understand electricity so you couldn't explain it anyway

@@KnightandDay33 the blade converts energy through... Uhhh, a cable? Person: how do you build a cable? Me: uhhh

@@geckogeico2212 definitely, imagine trying to explain that shit "so it's this thing that just goes through stuff mostly metal and just makes things work when they get it" "so like magic?" "uhhh, yea but I think it has to do with electrons moving?" "Ohh so these things in matter power things?" "I think so? but Veritasium uploaded a video saying that that is actually not how it works" "So how does it actually work?" "has to do with electric fields" "Now what the hell is that?" "Uhhh I don't know, all i know is that machines go brrrr"

DR STONE OMG, he’s super smart, and gets back to the Stone Age. MUST watch

@@geckogeico2212 dr stone

Nah man, believe in thyself

Bro same, no tech required, just introspection

Teamwork makes the dreamwork, if it rhymes it's motivational.

I would just try to find cocoa and make chocolate, seems reasonable

But you did travel back in time, so you could keep moving forward (your profile picture)

😂

My dumbass thought about it for a secon. I need some sleep

I have my physics test tmrw and I was thinking for a second "yeah that seems legit"

@@xeno6358 i have Computer science and I am going to copy 😂

@@sudo11 ok good for you ig

I would mess up so much by traveling to the golden age of the Roman republic and spreading a prophecy that the gens Juli need to be surrounded by bodyguards at all times when entering the Senate by bribing a bunch of priests with a bunch of candy & „prom" magazines themed after Ancient Rome. It would be glorious.

@@Arcaryon holy sheet that's genius

Even if you didn't, you could just pass on your basic modern medical knowledge, which should be leagues ahead of theirs, saving tons of lives.

Yes, but that would be cheating history. And your time travel device would now be a myth like Bigfoot, but also you wouldn't know if they start becoming more lazy and relying on technology and nothing important would happen. Imagine if we didn't know the British were coming cuz someone had their phone on airplane mode.

@@ChrisDBest lmao airplane mode 😂 you kinda speaking facts tho

I like the "Oh, she's 18" line

Isn't it a call back to another skit?

"Only" at the start

@@thebestfreakingamer4316 yes

To the untrained eye is a pretty popular descriptive line that people say a lot

Imagine though if it was somehow, against all logic and reason, just English and hieroglyphics were just ancient Emojis.

Nice try dude, but phonemes are not sounds

that's just phenomenal.

@@linkholder it would be great if it was the case though but that's not just how language work.

@@usernotfound7481 you are joking right? Because phonemes are basic if you want to study phonology( which is an entire branch in linguistics dedicated to study sounds in languages and their dialects)

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Wellllll the egyptians actualy used paper, and paint which is similar to the pen, so not that crazy to them specificly.

@@jemangerrit1747 nothing like this kind of quality though. And I believe it took hours or days of manual labour to make a single sheet of papyrus. Zach must be crazy wealthy to have so many sheets like that, and bound together with a very neat mechanism too!

@@esquilax5563 guy probably thought he was some kind of foreign pharao then. Geops should quickly show of some wealth before people think richer men exist

I expected him to not know how to read or write so he just scribbled on the paper while listening.

gravity hasnt had time to evolve yet

Weird how he didn't break any even rules

Wait Reality has rules? Get out of here!...

@@TheThunder005 he meant Zac said a lot of crap about the actual story, gravity etc.

@@goldencloud7527 The gravity of the consequence of saying gibberish hadn't either

Can't have anyone try to copy build them right? Pyramids are copyrighted by the pharao's to protect their mummified vorpses from stealin

Do you suppose he might have… LIFTED them from some stock photo site??

@@SenoraCardgage not without a crane. Whatever that is.

I dont get it what video is that

@@paul-ye3ut kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5iWdLNqnMqRiKM.html

Ya I thought the same

@@paul-ye3ut zach star Clone kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j96VYJWl3eDXlpc.html

@@Forgiveiolord I disliked your video for the trickery. That has nothing to do with this. Go promote your shitty music elsewhere

We're reasonably sure the pyramids weren't built through slave labor and they were paid.

@@TFalconwing ok

@@TFalconwing weren’t they paid in beer and given the privilege of being buried close to the tomb

What’s funny is they actually were never slaves. Slaves were considered too unclean to be working on the tomb of a god

@@eccentricthought4511 they were paid mainly in meat, most other people weren't priviledged to eat meat

See folks Aliens are friends 🖖 Nanu nanu

If it drips, get it checked Otherwise your dick is hecc'd I dunno, I tried.

Well, it's not F=m(a)½, it's F=m(a)^2.

*F=m(a²)

​@@copocopocopocopoit's a^2 only now, after all the evolution happened duh

Not really, they can always build pyramids. Solve homelessness. Live in a pyramid!

@@GavriJ zach star Clone kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j96VYJWl3eDXlpc.html

@@GavriJ Future people: What if, instead of building a pyramid as a tomb for your rulers, you just gave them a normal burial?

@@IsaiahRichards692 Old People: What if, you just understood that different cultures have different traditions and respected them, because they made you.

@@GavriJ Seriously?! You’re defending the enslavement of untold millions in order to build a glorified tombstone for a deceased, cruel ruler that won’t be around to see it, when you could just toss their body in a river or on a pyre and, again, they wouldn’t be around to know about it?!

I know how to make aspirin. Dont exactly know wherw to get the chemicals, but I can make it.

@@A.S._Trunks sounds like a nightmare to make without an autoclave

@@Randomkloud It's way more tedious, that's for sure. I'd also need ethyl acetate, which can be found in various fruits like oranges. So I would need to be in a tropical areas, or else I'm screwed.

@@A.S._Trunks You can ferment to get acetic acid and ethanol really easily. Heat them and distill.

I've fixed the clock on a VCR without the remote or a manual.

of the ones you listed only one would be good for them and that is the basis of scientific method (number 3). The others would not do so much unless you can build a steam engine from ore, extract the antibiotics and explain to them how it only works on some tiny animals (infection) but will do nothing for others (cold or flu) (which you dont seem to know yourself) and they already know about the crop rotation.

Looks like we know who to send to the past. Let's hope you make progress for them.

#2 is about to get you and them killed. You really think you'll only get the good mold? Also they had opium from poppies already for pain killer/anesthesia purposes. They weren't clueless of medicine.

Some of the things they already know that. For example, in ancient Greece, there was an engineer called hero, that used vessels with boiling water / steam so it can move stuff around.

I believe they would know a lot about agriculture too. The "future" advances, for me, are genetics and machinery

yes, please

@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 yeah can't wait to enslaved and killed

@@nickwilson3499 still better than twitter

It is insane how often you encounter people who just don’t even google. Not even mentioning actual research.

Reject modernity, return to cowboy

What?! Did anime lie to me?! Fine I will go with what RPGs told me to do, pick some flowers until I level up....

@@crimthesweetgirl5730 Chopping trees sounds like actual work though. Can I just button mash a keyboard until they fall over?

but they are enough to get a group of people to lift heavy blocks apparently.

yeah i will just follow with destiny lore and say the pyramids are just space doritos with megamind inside it

I mean you would be suprised how much stronger we are then the average joe now because of how much more we can eat however they are leagues beyond us in terms of stamina

@@trent800 Yeah on one hand we don't exercise but on the other we have way better nutrition.

i have basic knowledge of biology en germ theory i could be a top notch healer/alchemist, don't speak to give away your from the future and just act like a mute and at the time you learn the way of the locals your are one of two things: one of the local warlords alchmist or burn at the stake for witchcraft.

@@joeribaars5481 I like those odds 👍

In an english speaking country, such as england, you could go back around 400 years and basically communicate, it would be a bit awkwardly Shakespearian but doable.

Except he’s speaking English going back to Egypt so it wouldn’t matter if he understood medieval English since he can’t speak Egyptian no matter when in time he went.

Honestly, that’s not that big of an issue. You arrive carrying a ton of books and extensive translations, having obviously learned the basics a language, and then you go to a point in time where you can maximize your impact, aka. a golden era in a capital city. You wouldn’t get to modern tech but your could leave instructions for a bunch of insane inventions, like the printing press or very simplified guns & gunpowder and visual instructions on how to recreate them. You could basically turn a powerful historical empire into the dominant power of its era and advance the progress of human civilization by entire centuries. Like, imagine how powerful certain basic agricultural concepts would be. Or of course, your ability to carry an accurate map of the world with precise locations. Or your ability to predict certain events of the future and literally change the course of history, logic from these butterfly effects on your own existence aside.

@@Arcaryon Again, you are grossly oversimplifying what one dude with some books and future knowledge could accomplish. You don't magically get influence for having access to said knowledge. You might just end up spending decades gaining up enough money to do things just to get someone with enough power to listen to you. Then you'd have convince them that you can do all of these wondrous things, and that you're not a scam artist or witch.

@@piranhaplantX No, you are grossly overcomplicating the simple concept of arriving with an advanced technology, demonstrating said technology and thereby establishing a very straight forward foundation of trust. Is there a chance for things to go wrong? Duh. There is always a chance for everything. But there is a much greater chance for you to end up as a trusted advisor to a powerful noble. For instance, the witch argument. Nobles tended to be far less superstitious of such things than the simple minded peasants. For many nobles or patricians, it was merely an option to get rid of rivals. Witch hunting also only took off after Christianity took off so when you arrive in say, ancient Rome, you are just another exotic trader from distant lands, only that you have the most exceptional offer the local authorities have ever seen and you can prove your promises because again, you have it in your hands. It is not difficult to be noticed if you do notable things. This might take a few months of course but you could easily find work because unlike most people, you can read and to a certain degree, also write and you are also capable of returning to any point in the era you want to influence that you wish because you are a _time traveler_ . Do you understand how easy life is if you are able to literally predict he future? You could have people bet on races & fights on your name to avoid suspicion and make a manageable living until your other plans succeed. It’s not hard to get moderately wealthy and influential if you are one of the "luckiest" people alive and that is only the foundation. Sure, avoiding getting killed in the streets / some odd disease would be an issue but nobody said that that it’s gonna be easy. And now, take the concept a step further and imagine 10 or 100 people can also travel with you. Should be possible to replicate the necessary technology if you were able to do it once already unless the energy demand or broken laws of physics we need to assume for the scenario to even be somewhat plausible are limiting us. You could literally arrive as a part of a tiny army, not worth a lot in a large fight but invaluable to prove your arguments. Imagine the effect of a volley of a early rifles or even a simple canon. That would ( literally ) blow away any doubts about the truths in your promises.

@@piranhaplantX I think it would actually not be that hard, depending on WHERE you land. If you happen to go back into "barbarian" lands then you'd have a hard time. But if you happen to end up in one of the bigger & more advanced empires then you should be fine. There were a lot of poor scholars in history that actually had a lot of influence, so even if you arrive with nothing, if you find the right people you should be able to gain influence. Mathematicians & government officials were always sought after. Even elementary math, physics, bookkeeping & especially our modern number & language system would be quite advanced for them or at least give you quite a bit of leverage (even more so the more "backwards" you go, imagine going back to the times where they didn't have real letters & numbers yet & only lines instead. These mathematical formulas we learn today in school might look simple, but it took people thousands of years of experimenting & trying to figure them out. Or just introduce our modern musical sytem & you just revolutionized the art industry - how music is written, distributed & preserved. Become a scholar, not a king or a hero. The only hard thing would be the initial days: Stay safe until you can convince people that they need you - either someone powerful or an institution.

@@Arcaryon it's not that easy. Things we have today are made up of other materials that would have been difficult to obtain at the time. for example, can you make a computer's CPU from scratch. Can you make circuits, what about wires. If you wanted to build something as simple as a flashlight, you would need batteries, if you had a book to guide you could you make batteries, but would you have steel, alkaline and other materials needed for it's production. Unless you plan to bring everything including materials from the future there's not much you could do.

That's why I'd try to set up as a doctor. Even with no fucking clue what I'm doing, I could still outperform most contemporaries by only killing like 7 out of 10 of my patients. Just washing hands and not jumping to blood letting and mercury as the first options will get those numbers down. Just prescribing harmless placebo nonsense is a step up from the activelt harmful nonsense.

@@scienceandponies Doctors weren't nearly that bad my guy. The belief that doctors were idiots who killed most of their patients is completely unfounded fiction.

I know how sanitation works, so I could probably help out some. Although I have no idea how clay toilets would feel.

@@C00kiesAplenty It's really not. Evidence based medicine is incredibly recent on a historical scale. Chock full of nonsense up through the 1800's.

I also know how to make basic antibiotics (like extremely basic) so that would be a major help

What did you do that was so awesome before then? I'm curious

oof I feel you bro

I first I thought I read: I've known since world war 3...

That video was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw this one lmao

It needs electricity. Now you need to grab a Diesel generator, but you don't have enough Diesel. Maybe build a hydroelectric dam, but you don't have steel for the turbines and no way to make cooper wire for the coils. May steal some solar panels instead, but then you also need a transformer. It would be simpler to build something using rope pulleys from contemporary materials. But the solution the ancient Egyptians found is actually a lot more elegant.

@@davidwuhrer6704 few resources are as renewable as human life. You've been on r34. You know how horny we are.

Yeah but how do you put the stone on the sleds😂😂😂

They also had levers and pulleys

@@extoyshred2957 ik, I was joking 😂😂

Not confirmed in the slightest but it's a working theory

It was aliens maan

Cranes are basically vertical levers with topes

Depends on what type of crane. You can just build it on the ground and pull it upright with ropes, use scaffolding, or attach a winch and pulley inside the cab so you can get out without climbing.

Yes, but just noting that a radio is far more complex than a car. The amount if technology steps needed for electronics is a lot bigger (x100 or x1000) than for mechanics. Transistors and other semiconductors are far more advanced than a carburetor.

science has scrapped that notion. It would not have worked. They are still trying but are eliminating past or otherwise outdated theories.

@@firstlast-fr1le it turns out gangs of skilled craftsmen, and wet sand.

I always thought that was dumb, not enough slaves and not enough trees

apparently weights too much for wooden logs... crushes em :)

Apparently wet sand had lower friction making it move better. Source the 8th grade California standards test.

Homoromantic/sexual people have always existed so yes, gay ancient Egyptians existed.

It wasn't Yu-Gi-Oh back then.

Based. I was hoping to duel Atem with my Eldlich deck and tell them I came all the way from South America to duel him.

@@StarboyXL9 I'm assuming the aztecs? Their competitors aren't mentioned as much. Yugioh 5ds apparently had the Earthbound Immortals sealed in that continent. Along with the character Greiger who is from there.

@@chadliampearcy Yeah. I like to think that Eldlich, in the Yugiohverse, was a real guy who became a Duel Monster Spirit after his death and rebirth as a Lich due to being so powerful. Would be cool to see a pure Eldlich deck face off against Atem.

illuminati staged it

wow, you watched the video

@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb wow you replied to a comment a year ago

Smartest time travelers: purposefully steps on a bug to set off a chain of events where cyborgs take over the world and Adolf Hitler won WW2 by riding the back of a T-Rex into battle.

I recognize you, you watch Frank James.

@@jordanburkert6208 Yes. So must you then! Say hi next time over there.✌️

They did have paper in ancient Egypt, but for architecture trigonometry was usually done using rope, and for digital accounting they used abacuses. Ancient Sumeria recorded things in clay, and ephemeral calculations could be done on tablets.

Lol I struggle without a calculator.

@@A.S._Trunks Me too, and I'm a physics major. Funny enough, I was in a professor's office hours once, and he was going over the homework. We got through setting up the math, then solved all the calculus, then plugged in our values. The final answer needed some addition and multiplication, and everyone just kinda looked at it for a few seconds, and then the professor said, "Did anyone bring a calculator?" This is when I stopped feeling bad about not being great at arithmetic... This guy does research in string theory, but also struggles most with basic calculations.