@RealReittieR 3 ай бұрын
Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@DragonGirlPKXD 3 ай бұрын
@@KL-msskliking your own comment again kiddo? Brooooooo that's Kev he's some snake you can't trust the rest(sentence from prettyblood red snow)
@Lebron_James_never_die 3 ай бұрын
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
@Fib4r 3 ай бұрын
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
@tankman3609 3 ай бұрын
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
@larrisajednery 3 ай бұрын
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
@iceey2477 3 ай бұрын
Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀
@teairajoiner5880 3 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
@IamMr.SmallGuy 3 ай бұрын
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water
@Lloyd.. 3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@michaelgarza5801 3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@weafurry 3 ай бұрын
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
@CarrotGuineapig 4 күн бұрын
Me: peacefully living Neuralink:your free trial is over
@Chase.Gaming.05 3 күн бұрын
💀
@milkgotzgames 3 күн бұрын
This is basically black mirror it's sad when the guy who made the show stopped cause people was getting inspired to continue their research after the ideas smh
@iBridgee 6 күн бұрын
“Drilling a hole in your head” I felt that 💀
@MarcYanruw 2 күн бұрын
But imagine playing video games without controllers tho
@vishwav4255 2 күн бұрын
What if it was hacked
@MarcYanruw 2 күн бұрын
@@vishwav4255 I don't think you can. It's basically a bandwidth
@markymarquez-xx8vo 16 сағат бұрын
Same
@Elpearr 15 сағат бұрын
No you didn’t ❤️❤️
@thunderfist232 3 ай бұрын
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"
@deletedaccount9357 3 ай бұрын
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@cyberboi9783 3 ай бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
@onlyforyou31 3 ай бұрын
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@xrgaming1847 3 ай бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo
@hellothere-pf9qu 3 ай бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
@LuCkySlither 3 ай бұрын
"How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"
@EmisAway 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@EmisAway 3 ай бұрын
@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@EmisAway 3 ай бұрын
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
@user-om7to5ge6m 3 ай бұрын
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysSTOP THAT, YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES
@EmaanUAE 5 күн бұрын
Bro wants to unlock every phobia 💀💀💀
@BanOvil_schlong 6 күн бұрын
me airdropping bro 2TB of femboy furry r34 in his neurolink :
@voidlonelybikers1238 5 күн бұрын
Bro
@LeRafale 4 күн бұрын
Nobody is laughing
@BanOvil_schlong 4 күн бұрын
@@LeRafale who asked?
@zaid6676 4 күн бұрын
@@LeRafale🏸
@LeRafale 4 күн бұрын
@@BanOvil_schlong Well, your parents didn't ask for you, yet here we are talking on yt. If you are asking who asked, then why are you reading my comment?
@Bacon_zero 3 ай бұрын
"What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*
@user-bl1zt1ps1i 3 ай бұрын
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
@Bee-known 3 ай бұрын
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
@AT-9777 3 ай бұрын
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
@oldtelevisionbros945 3 ай бұрын
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
@_Animationguy 3 ай бұрын
Fr
@user-ph9mx8hk9i 3 ай бұрын
My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!
@IloveJesus777j77 3 ай бұрын
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@maricelagonzales9984 3 ай бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@Stranger_Box1 3 ай бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@aestheticbeauty516 3 ай бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@aestheticbeauty516 3 ай бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
@Shuposhu 6 күн бұрын
Imagine you and your bro get neuralinks, and he sends you 100gb of Fnaf lore to your neuralink.
@anuroop1243 2 күн бұрын
100 gb is infantasmely small ainxe brain has load sof data storage
@Z5-XB Күн бұрын
@@anuroop1243now 100 tb
@Kluh__ 7 күн бұрын
"...starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head..." NOPE! I'm out.
@Mael_Str0M 2 ай бұрын
“Good soldiers follow orders.”
@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortss 2 ай бұрын
Elon musk: Execute order 66
@derekmaullo2865 2 ай бұрын
@@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortssCringe meme from Star wars. Try something better
@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortss 2 ай бұрын
@@derekmaullo2865 my life my rules my style my attitude idc if u hate me or love me
@AndrewBricks291 2 ай бұрын
@@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortssI love Star Wars references
@KingStr0ng 2 ай бұрын
@@derekmaullo2865Cope amd seethe. Cry, even. Most importantly, go outside.
@lalahadams1061 3 ай бұрын
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
@qgaucho9088 3 ай бұрын
Kaboom
@woodstok23 3 ай бұрын
💀
@Youallreadyknowyatusabes 3 ай бұрын
It could happen, it will happen
@danielcantiego9374 3 ай бұрын
Kerosene
@eugenemasoniv8641 3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@EliMorgan-vb3jw 4 күн бұрын
My brain: wonder if I can share my search history Neurolink: I got u bro
@Xelets 5 күн бұрын
Subliminal messaging boutta go crazy in 10 years
@estebanv5612 3 ай бұрын
"The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
@coolkid006 3 ай бұрын
just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.
@Stinky-jo9uq 3 ай бұрын
sup@@coolkid006
@nunokoan 3 ай бұрын
@@coolkid006oof
@BEASDY 3 ай бұрын
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
@lachooo4883 3 ай бұрын
Corny
@dizco7934 3 ай бұрын
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@avengeranubis 3 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@S-CB-SL-Animations 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@2013elemanta 3 ай бұрын
"Wait, Wha"
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet 3 ай бұрын
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
@BobBillies 8 күн бұрын
Dude is gonna have a hell of day if the neurolink starts to short circuit
@blandygaming115 6 күн бұрын
imagine being in fear of someone frying your brain all the time
@Water2055 3 ай бұрын
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
@user-lb4be1gb2w 3 ай бұрын
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
@Sta4y_lightz_ 3 ай бұрын
Two towers...
@Blighs 3 ай бұрын
Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏
@megadark8790 3 ай бұрын
LMAOOOO
@brennen3451 3 ай бұрын
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@CaydenWendell 3 ай бұрын
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
@timetellnolies9425 3 ай бұрын
Facts
@LS-SCDFA Күн бұрын
Imagine thinking about corn and then it appears on the family tv
@whothehellarewe 7 күн бұрын
“Oh dude, hold up, you’ve got something on your head. Here, let me get it for you-“ * Grabs and pulls on the chip connected to your brain.
@jomonrto6771 3 ай бұрын
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
@zoheabkhan770 3 ай бұрын
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622 3 ай бұрын
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
@Uksknitch 3 ай бұрын
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
@dasyt8972 3 ай бұрын
2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink
@HorusHerotic 3 ай бұрын
He gets it
@mediumgentium 3 ай бұрын
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
@Sylvershade 3 ай бұрын
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
@polochris9255 3 ай бұрын
Mannnnnnn
@mr.fatcat5072 3 ай бұрын
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
@altovoyage8953 3 күн бұрын
Bro simplified Joe Rogans entire podcast episode in 30 seconds.
@cubexgirl1218 3 ай бұрын
Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_
@DivergentMeat 3 ай бұрын
"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment
@cubexgirl1218 3 ай бұрын
@@DivergentMeat fr
@willreignezekiel5878 3 ай бұрын
@@DivergentMeat fr
@JACK_JEANS_Roblox Ай бұрын
NO WAY IT HAS 1.8K LIKES BUT 4 REPLIES HUH?
@vikasshukla7086 3 ай бұрын
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
@arukadofahrenheit 3 ай бұрын
History's first netrunner 😂
@dinglebob 3 ай бұрын
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@deathtoming2201 3 ай бұрын
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
@luvhaley7472 3 ай бұрын
shut up
@osowiecwalking9434 3 ай бұрын
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
@Der_Roblox_Abzeichen_sammler Күн бұрын
Me and bro sending each other some zip file bombs to see who can survive the longest time
@jacobjohn7083 5 күн бұрын
When u sleep first at the sleepover
@Somedudeonlinehaha 3 ай бұрын
Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅
@Wijejej 3 ай бұрын
My content = better
@Wijejej 3 ай бұрын
We hate Zack
@PatrioticIndonesian 3 ай бұрын
@@LrmsSkevinSHUT UP
@SketsaCollision 3 ай бұрын
@@LrmsSkevinshut up
@FeathersOnFire 3 ай бұрын
@@LrmsSkevin twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
@PIatz 3 ай бұрын
And he was awake the whole time
@Pawsometrio7 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@LuCkySlither 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@Iamnerd1 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@PatrioticIndonesian 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
@sa29th74 Күн бұрын
Sending a zipbomb to a neuralink user is the same equivalent as using infinite void domain expansion
@bhonehtetsan8929 19 сағат бұрын
Computers got hacked, phones got hacked, companies got hacked, now brain will get hacked 😔
@Beno_dover 3 ай бұрын
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
@frexxrru9367 3 ай бұрын
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
@arabman5848 3 ай бұрын
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
@AntiTankLover 3 ай бұрын
That's not how it works lol
@finalcam1740 3 ай бұрын
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@piggynatorcool668 3 ай бұрын
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
@kylejantjiesauthor 3 ай бұрын
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you
@aldaurum1678 3 ай бұрын
literally
@bittenbone2382 3 ай бұрын
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@nado7580 3 ай бұрын
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
@s0bad 3 ай бұрын
Neural link starts No thankyou
@TheRobloxian754 3 ай бұрын
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
@azaharuddinbiswas1383 Күн бұрын
Brain: "life is going smoothly at the moment" Neurolink: **Windows starts upgrading**
@Loki_leon 3 күн бұрын
POV:you fall asleep first at an sleepover💀
@kimjong-un4334 3 ай бұрын
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
@PoopNose-kl8kc 3 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@prathamshenoy9840 3 ай бұрын
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@omega-levelnightmares3763 3 ай бұрын
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
@user-hp2py2ym7z 3 ай бұрын
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
@AyaanDB.Editor 3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
@shinx123 3 ай бұрын
We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@themaskedman6928 3 ай бұрын
lol bruh fr
@LieMac 2 ай бұрын
Not How it works 🤓👆
@tysonkestner03 2 ай бұрын
@@LieMactrue, sucks that this tech will likely take tears to be trusted simply due to a lack of understanding.
@shinx123 2 ай бұрын
@@LieMac bro I know that it's just supposed to joke 💀
@ifardedandshidded5519 2 күн бұрын
Imagine a hacker sending a zipbomb to your neuralink
@Jussjoshin1 4 күн бұрын
Eyes are gonna recognize you needing a chair but everyone has one so the word “error” pops up in you vision cause you can’t sit
@Sorc3rerSSG 3 ай бұрын
“So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
@catmatism 3 ай бұрын
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
@TeeB-fc4ot 3 ай бұрын
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@mistylover7398 3 ай бұрын
@@catmatism good
@lamuzzo5120 3 ай бұрын
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
@OlgaG18 3 ай бұрын
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
@elbabaganush5017 3 ай бұрын
*free bird starts playing*
@flyingstonemon3564 3 ай бұрын
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@Itz_ElectroLite 3 ай бұрын
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
@xkxkxkxer 3 ай бұрын
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
@Duuxling 3 күн бұрын
My brain: kill someone Neurolink: ok
@OhNo-_- 2 күн бұрын
When bro fell asleep at the sleepover
@kpl1221 3 ай бұрын
**3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
@DjVillanueva8791 3 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
@thunderhog45 3 ай бұрын
😂
@danielstrakos804 3 ай бұрын
best comment
@SiriasisOFFICIAL 3 ай бұрын
Golden comment 😂
@nijah_r 3 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@Six_iffinder 2 ай бұрын
POV you get neuralink and start to hear “this brain implant was sponsored by raid shadow legends”
@Shiny_444 2 ай бұрын
Not raid shadow legends 😭
@DownSouthSouiljaaa 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bethanyalvarado5893 2 ай бұрын
NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@artjoseph02 2 ай бұрын
At the least it isn't Rise of Kingdoms, imagine hearing "I've got 15 million power..."
@Six_iffinder 2 ай бұрын
@@artjoseph02 for every 10 million power in rise of kingdoms, you get +1 IQ point
@Perituber 7 күн бұрын
Everyone good until they add ads to that💀
@viraginjankar4968 6 күн бұрын
DON'T SPREAD MISINFORMATION They separate the skin make gap for skull opening and seal when the implant is in place
@imyourpapi16 3 ай бұрын
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”
@letmeseeyourbones 3 ай бұрын
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@PC_DUDEorsmth 3 ай бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@EnderJack17 3 ай бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@Aged_Onions 3 ай бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
@HelsenbergFan 3 ай бұрын
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
@Parallax177 3 ай бұрын
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*
@ekkehard8 3 ай бұрын
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist 3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
@Itsyourboityronebruh 11 сағат бұрын
“Man I want some money” “Neurolink pays you inside of your brain and says:your wish has been accessed”
@BingelsDot 2 күн бұрын
Elon musk is definately developing the oni at this point bruh the neural link is just like the cover for the one in the book
@Wosa_ 3 ай бұрын
”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”
@meshot8094 3 ай бұрын
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@AfzalGital 3 ай бұрын
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@Molaninn 3 ай бұрын
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@Russell-vq6ux 3 ай бұрын
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
@bby256 2 ай бұрын
Cant you still walk while updates😂
@FireHawk9463 3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta be more dangerous than* ever💀
@nosredep7873 3 ай бұрын
than*
@FireHawk9463 3 ай бұрын
@@nosredep7873 actually it would be “than*☝️🤓”
@nosredep7873 3 ай бұрын
@@FireHawk9463 Willful ignorance can't be helped, stay a dumbass lmao.
@Frilabird 3 ай бұрын
@@nosredep7873 thank you for correcting
@RadiantRhythmicReels 2 ай бұрын
@@nosredep7873thank you so much I thought it said then
@nekilik7886 2 күн бұрын
"Sleep mode activated, but first a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends"
@Cloudyedits888 3 күн бұрын
Your animations are great. Keep going Bro❤
@supriya2953 Күн бұрын
✅
@stoneydaulton3566 3 ай бұрын
"why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"
@tiredofallthiscrap 3 ай бұрын
Legalize territorial genocides
@Tanqr_ripYT 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Plushy645 3 ай бұрын
Now they control you
@carlislejoaquinsantiago1241 2 ай бұрын
Brain: "I want to have a mansion" Neuralink: "Thanks for purchasing! your total is $50,156,420!"
@Unknown47644 Ай бұрын
Oh hell 😂
@MP-vc4nu Ай бұрын
You forgot taxes and fees, it’s at least 2X of that
@carlislejoaquinsantiago1241 Ай бұрын
@@MP-vc4nuConsider it included then 😅
@AlexanderVonish Ай бұрын
@@MP-vc4nuCalifornia Taxing and Prices applied, your new total is now 253,949,142$
@enxangura5263 2 күн бұрын
The first one falling asleep at a sleep over:
@notaftershook8642 20 сағат бұрын
pov: me after downloading all the wikipedia on my neurolink
@2213-fh5hc 3 ай бұрын
“Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀
@2213-fh5hc 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@riellaperson 3 ай бұрын
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@riellaperson 3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
@randonguy_s50 3 ай бұрын
Bro, @IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZfaq 11 hours ago 😂
@Point...0110 3 ай бұрын
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
@GEFDAFo.o 3 ай бұрын
This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏
@hudsonkline 3 ай бұрын
It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment
@domsquaaa4323 2 ай бұрын
@@hudsonkline pretty obviously an ad then
@shapowlow 2 ай бұрын
@@domsquaaa4323not exactly. this is on the same category as stem cell therapy to attempt to cure cancer. if you consider the research and test results as an "ad" for stem cell therapy, then sure it is an ad.
@Smokey.07 2 ай бұрын
@@domsquaaa4323that being said whats better? Paralyzed from the neck down, or a potential mind hacking AI shoved into your brain? Now that i think about it...
@batrbmr 2 ай бұрын
@@domsquaaa4323noice one 👍
@jaybenzo5048 5 күн бұрын
All fun in games till a mfka hear “want a break from the ads” in the middle of the night 😂😂
@siraj_a.r.411 2 күн бұрын
Me: tries to sleep after a long day at work "Wanna break from the ads??"
@m.a.d.vortex3 3 ай бұрын
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*
@kufarimahdi9636 3 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@amonbrown2135 3 ай бұрын
Uh, hell no.
@VictorchisalaKantengwe 3 ай бұрын
It's a lie
@camerondixon1071 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@phillipsantillanes7749 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@andriecuarteron9361 2 ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta till your Neuralink gets hacked and plays "Frying Pan Asmr"
@Zhuine_dontmindme 2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@TheEternalKage 2 ай бұрын
LITERALLY😭😭
@blessingskishindo1216 2 ай бұрын
Bruh 😂😂😂
@AnnaByrne-A2J4ever 2 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣
@Zillasaurus_rex 2 ай бұрын
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
@moon908 6 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts bouta get crazy with this!
@Khim_ogfsm Күн бұрын
Side affects: Takes DMG from water Take DMG from sweating Take DMG from sleeping
@mrrainbrow423 3 ай бұрын
"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."
@AkenoRage 2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@dangourousACK 2 ай бұрын
Underrated
@MestizoKarf 2 ай бұрын
666 likes.
@Sttattek 3 ай бұрын
Imagine you have bad OCD and get intrusive thoughts uncontrollably all the time and just crash your electric car.
@keegans.969 3 ай бұрын
If this was forced onto me, it'd be a fate worse than death tbh
@anonangel1938 3 ай бұрын
I think it’s supposed to help with that, might be wrong but I heard it’s supposed to help w mental problems; maybe if it has some sort of programming to do that since it can read your thought…idk 🤷🏻♀️
@olafkoning24 2 күн бұрын
Imagine people buying their Neuralink from AliExpress-walking around with glitching brains, randomly rebooting mid-conversation, speaking in some garbled mix of ancient Sumerian and emojis, and accidentally sending brain viruses to everyone within a 10-foot radius. Half of them keep crashing into walls, thinking they’re in the Metaverse, while the other half are stuck in a perpetual loop trying to download a personality update.. 😂
@canadaofficial8008 2 күн бұрын
"Capable of interpreting your thoughts and applying them to real life actions" That's what a brain does
@tangerineturtles9551 12 сағат бұрын
It’s for disabled people
@canadaofficial8008 12 сағат бұрын
@@tangerineturtles9551 I have never seen them used in situations for disabled people so I just assumed people were getting them because
@tangerineturtles9551 12 сағат бұрын
@@canadaofficial8008 the first (and I think only) person who’s ever gotten one was a quadriplegic
@artisticfilzah 3 ай бұрын
*old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
@samuelheller3042 3 ай бұрын
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
@TSS_GHOSTXD1 3 ай бұрын
"how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history. Edit: how did this get so much likes
@DarkMusic110 3 ай бұрын
🪑
@mysteriousformal 3 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Woodle_Company 3 ай бұрын
Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete
@eshankarandana4249 3 ай бұрын
😂
@deruured-ng9ed 3 ай бұрын
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
@KevinP-c7i 16 сағат бұрын
It’s like having an old iPhone where old version is no longer valuable
@sim10die 2 күн бұрын
There year is 2042. you woke up 5 min ago,but an uskippable ad is being streamed directly into your 🧠.
@lancegabrieldunuan4220 22 күн бұрын
Everyone gangsta until someone starts to leak your thoughts 💀
@North_Red_Dark_Academia 19 күн бұрын
Me is dead
@Dannymart_88445 18 күн бұрын
I'm getting the electric chair 💀
@PParsa 15 күн бұрын
They're gonna bring back burning at stake specially for me I have some sick thoughts I'm talking Dr disrespect level
@CrowndStarGaming 14 күн бұрын
@@PParsa same 😂💀💀💀
@Isagi_yoichi267 12 күн бұрын
Mine is so worse I hope no one leaks about it @@PParsa
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 3 ай бұрын
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
@MilesNtando-sn6pd 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@roboket3524 3 ай бұрын
I’ve heard that so much bruh
@swissbrony23ch72 3 ай бұрын
LMAO
@boomkittyFX 3 ай бұрын
oh my god its like futurama!
@33yss 3 ай бұрын
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
@rigel3282 6 күн бұрын
After x50 blinking raidshadowlegend advertisement
@Spo_ng 2 күн бұрын
pov: you fell asleep first at a sleepover
@artist_elli Ай бұрын
“Oh no I need to run! It’s a fire!” *Brain: “Want a break from the ads?”*
@Captianpluto 11 күн бұрын
YOO😭😭
@FranciscoMartinez-lq8oq 10 күн бұрын
Gotta pay the premium to jog and premium+ to run
@MettatonEXX 8 күн бұрын
"With neouralink premium you will-"
@_st4r_gazer_ 3 ай бұрын
Elon Musk sometime in the future: "execute order 66"
@zoefboy 3 ай бұрын
Good Tesla’s follow orders
@ellis-ui9ue 3 ай бұрын
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
@ELEFTHERIOS88 3 ай бұрын
BLAST EM
@ellis-ui9ue 3 ай бұрын
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
@danielhivner9304 3 ай бұрын
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
@RegUtopia 2 күн бұрын
Bro imagine doing the most heinous crimes and saying: My Neuralink did it ☠️
@arvincabugnason6728 6 күн бұрын
What a cool idea of making your head similar to helms deep. Bravo genius
@galaxielTheGreat 3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
@GilbertGGreal 3 ай бұрын
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH
@Onefunworld 3 ай бұрын
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@_fiddleton_ 3 ай бұрын
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
@ViosgamingRBbro 27 күн бұрын
That one guy with Neurolink: *peacefully sleeping* *”(ads) 27 HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA-“*
@iloveeatingmeat-k4h 17 күн бұрын
Average PH watcher
@mounaabbacaro4668 17 күн бұрын
oh hell nah 💀
@ramsey4630 10 күн бұрын
Epic !
@xX_R0yalNe1n_mdm-12_Xx 8 күн бұрын
Whopper Whopper Whopper Jr double triple whopper
@daizelanncortez4671 7 күн бұрын
Wanna break from the ads?
@Racistboy911 6 сағат бұрын
Nah i aint sleeping nomo wit dis cuz spotify ads gon keep me up at night
@ChristopheRobyn 16 сағат бұрын
It's funny how the media isn't reporting what happened to the first 2 people to receive it 😂😂
@Rocket-dude 8 күн бұрын
Me sleeping: Neuromagnet thing: wanna take a break from the ads?
@fadilahdanish5379 3 ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
@shrekkek9396 3 ай бұрын
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
@joseocasio3740 3 ай бұрын
Me with a homemade emp
@Russell-vq6ux 3 ай бұрын
Netrunners bouta cook him
@RTFS 3 ай бұрын
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
@n.m.h_edits 3 ай бұрын
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
@Taylor4ever-mn9yt 3 ай бұрын
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
@sabanplaysNG 3 ай бұрын
😂
@somonewashere8372 6 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts gona get someone flying into the Burj Kalifa💀
@TarrantShirley 8 күн бұрын
"Man I wonder... OH SHIT NO NOT THE FAMILY OF 5!" (THE intrusive thoughts are becoming real)
@TheLimmies 3 ай бұрын
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
@lestinkythingy 3 ай бұрын
😂
@Akko1 3 ай бұрын
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
@sirrudy1233 3 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@Black_sukuna 3 ай бұрын
That's messed up
@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers 3 ай бұрын
Bro, it's just a prank!
@munch1385 3 ай бұрын
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
@richieC1999 3 ай бұрын
Ong
@blizzunt420e 3 ай бұрын
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
@plomo9 3 ай бұрын
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
@tea-man1386 3 ай бұрын
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
@crepe-chips 3 ай бұрын
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
@YoungChad528 2 күн бұрын
Me: overthinking Neuralink:short circuit
@trq006 Күн бұрын
Imagine A.I. gaining access to neurolink and take over our body and we can just watch but can't do anything