Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@DragonGirlPKXD3 ай бұрын
@@KL-msskliking your own comment again kiddo? Brooooooo that's Kev he's some snake you can't trust the rest(sentence from prettyblood red snow)
@Lebron_James_never_die3 ай бұрын
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
@Fib4r3 ай бұрын
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
@tankman36093 ай бұрын
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
@larrisajednery3 ай бұрын
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
@iceey24773 ай бұрын
Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀
@teairajoiner58803 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
@IamMr.SmallGuy3 ай бұрын
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water
@Lloyd..3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@michaelgarza58013 ай бұрын
😂😂
@weafurry3 ай бұрын
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
@CarrotGuineapig4 күн бұрын
Me: peacefully living Neuralink:your free trial is over
@Chase.Gaming.053 күн бұрын
💀
@milkgotzgames3 күн бұрын
This is basically black mirror it's sad when the guy who made the show stopped cause people was getting inspired to continue their research after the ideas smh
@iBridgee6 күн бұрын
“Drilling a hole in your head” I felt that 💀
@MarcYanruw2 күн бұрын
But imagine playing video games without controllers tho
@vishwav42552 күн бұрын
What if it was hacked
@MarcYanruw2 күн бұрын
@@vishwav4255 I don't think you can. It's basically a bandwidth
@markymarquez-xx8vo16 сағат бұрын
Same
@Elpearr15 сағат бұрын
No you didn’t ❤️❤️
@thunderfist2323 ай бұрын
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"
@deletedaccount93573 ай бұрын
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@cyberboi97833 ай бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
@onlyforyou313 ай бұрын
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@xrgaming18473 ай бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo
@hellothere-pf9qu3 ай бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
@LuCkySlither3 ай бұрын
"How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"
@EmisAway3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@EmisAway3 ай бұрын
@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@EmisAway3 ай бұрын
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
@user-om7to5ge6m3 ай бұрын
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysSTOP THAT, YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES
@EmaanUAE5 күн бұрын
Bro wants to unlock every phobia 💀💀💀
@BanOvil_schlong6 күн бұрын
me airdropping bro 2TB of femboy furry r34 in his neurolink :
@voidlonelybikers12385 күн бұрын
Bro
@LeRafale4 күн бұрын
Nobody is laughing
@BanOvil_schlong4 күн бұрын
@@LeRafale who asked?
@zaid66764 күн бұрын
@@LeRafale🏸
@LeRafale4 күн бұрын
@@BanOvil_schlong Well, your parents didn't ask for you, yet here we are talking on yt. If you are asking who asked, then why are you reading my comment?
@Bacon_zero3 ай бұрын
"What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*
@user-bl1zt1ps1i3 ай бұрын
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
@Bee-known3 ай бұрын
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
@AT-97773 ай бұрын
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
@oldtelevisionbros9453 ай бұрын
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
@_Animationguy3 ай бұрын
Fr
@user-ph9mx8hk9i3 ай бұрын
My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!
@IloveJesus777j773 ай бұрын
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@maricelagonzales99843 ай бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@Stranger_Box13 ай бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@aestheticbeauty5163 ай бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@aestheticbeauty5163 ай бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
@Shuposhu6 күн бұрын
Imagine you and your bro get neuralinks, and he sends you 100gb of Fnaf lore to your neuralink.
@anuroop12432 күн бұрын
100 gb is infantasmely small ainxe brain has load sof data storage
@Z5-XBКүн бұрын
@@anuroop1243now 100 tb
@Kluh__7 күн бұрын
"...starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head..." NOPE! I'm out.
@Mael_Str0M2 ай бұрын
“Good soldiers follow orders.”
@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortss2 ай бұрын
Elon musk: Execute order 66
@derekmaullo28652 ай бұрын
@@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortssCringe meme from Star wars. Try something better
@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortss2 ай бұрын
@@derekmaullo2865 my life my rules my style my attitude idc if u hate me or love me
@AndrewBricks2912 ай бұрын
@@MankabirSinghSandhuMontfortssI love Star Wars references
@KingStr0ng2 ай бұрын
@@derekmaullo2865Cope amd seethe. Cry, even. Most importantly, go outside.
@lalahadams10613 ай бұрын
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
@qgaucho90883 ай бұрын
Kaboom
@woodstok233 ай бұрын
💀
@Youallreadyknowyatusabes3 ай бұрын
It could happen, it will happen
@danielcantiego93743 ай бұрын
Kerosene
@eugenemasoniv86413 ай бұрын
Exactly
@EliMorgan-vb3jw4 күн бұрын
My brain: wonder if I can share my search history Neurolink: I got u bro
@Xelets5 күн бұрын
Subliminal messaging boutta go crazy in 10 years
@estebanv56123 ай бұрын
"The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
@coolkid0063 ай бұрын
just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.
@Stinky-jo9uq3 ай бұрын
sup@@coolkid006
@nunokoan3 ай бұрын
@@coolkid006oof
@BEASDY3 ай бұрын
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
@lachooo48833 ай бұрын
Corny
@dizco79343 ай бұрын
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@avengeranubis3 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@S-CB-SL-Animations3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@2013elemanta3 ай бұрын
"Wait, Wha"
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet3 ай бұрын
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
@BobBillies8 күн бұрын
Dude is gonna have a hell of day if the neurolink starts to short circuit
@blandygaming1156 күн бұрын
imagine being in fear of someone frying your brain all the time
@Water20553 ай бұрын
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
@user-lb4be1gb2w3 ай бұрын
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
@Sta4y_lightz_3 ай бұрын
Two towers...
@Blighs3 ай бұрын
Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏
@megadark87903 ай бұрын
LMAOOOO
@brennen34513 ай бұрын
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@CaydenWendell3 ай бұрын
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
@timetellnolies94253 ай бұрын
Facts
@LS-SCDFAКүн бұрын
Imagine thinking about corn and then it appears on the family tv
@whothehellarewe7 күн бұрын
“Oh dude, hold up, you’ve got something on your head. Here, let me get it for you-“ * Grabs and pulls on the chip connected to your brain.
@jomonrto67713 ай бұрын
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
@zoheabkhan7703 ай бұрын
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth96223 ай бұрын
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
@Uksknitch3 ай бұрын
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
@dasyt89723 ай бұрын
2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink
@HorusHerotic3 ай бұрын
He gets it
@mediumgentium3 ай бұрын
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
@Sylvershade3 ай бұрын
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
@polochris92553 ай бұрын
Mannnnnnn
@mr.fatcat50723 ай бұрын
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
@altovoyage89533 күн бұрын
Bro simplified Joe Rogans entire podcast episode in 30 seconds.
@cubexgirl12183 ай бұрын
Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_
@DivergentMeat3 ай бұрын
"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment
@cubexgirl12183 ай бұрын
@@DivergentMeat fr
@willreignezekiel58783 ай бұрын
@@DivergentMeat fr
@JACK_JEANS_RobloxАй бұрын
NO WAY IT HAS 1.8K LIKES BUT 4 REPLIES HUH?
@vikasshukla70863 ай бұрын
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
@arukadofahrenheit3 ай бұрын
History's first netrunner 😂
@dinglebob3 ай бұрын
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@deathtoming22013 ай бұрын
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
@luvhaley74723 ай бұрын
shut up
@osowiecwalking94343 ай бұрын
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
@Der_Roblox_Abzeichen_sammlerКүн бұрын
Me and bro sending each other some zip file bombs to see who can survive the longest time
@jacobjohn70835 күн бұрын
When u sleep first at the sleepover
@Somedudeonlinehaha3 ай бұрын
Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅
@Wijejej3 ай бұрын
My content = better
@Wijejej3 ай бұрын
We hate Zack
@PatrioticIndonesian3 ай бұрын
@@LrmsSkevinSHUT UP
@SketsaCollision3 ай бұрын
@@LrmsSkevinshut up
@FeathersOnFire3 ай бұрын
@@LrmsSkevin twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
@PIatz3 ай бұрын
And he was awake the whole time
@Pawsometrio73 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@LuCkySlither3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@Iamnerd13 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@PatrioticIndonesian3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
@sa29th74Күн бұрын
Sending a zipbomb to a neuralink user is the same equivalent as using infinite void domain expansion
@bhonehtetsan892919 сағат бұрын
Computers got hacked, phones got hacked, companies got hacked, now brain will get hacked 😔
@Beno_dover3 ай бұрын
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
@frexxrru93673 ай бұрын
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
@arabman58483 ай бұрын
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
@AntiTankLover3 ай бұрын
That's not how it works lol
@finalcam17403 ай бұрын
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@piggynatorcool6683 ай бұрын
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
@kylejantjiesauthor3 ай бұрын
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you
@aldaurum16783 ай бұрын
literally
@bittenbone23823 ай бұрын
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@nado75803 ай бұрын
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
@s0bad3 ай бұрын
Neural link starts No thankyou
@TheRobloxian7543 ай бұрын
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
@azaharuddinbiswas1383Күн бұрын
Brain: "life is going smoothly at the moment" Neurolink: **Windows starts upgrading**
@Loki_leon3 күн бұрын
POV:you fall asleep first at an sleepover💀
@kimjong-un43343 ай бұрын
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
@PoopNose-kl8kc3 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@prathamshenoy98403 ай бұрын
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@omega-levelnightmares37633 ай бұрын
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
@user-hp2py2ym7z3 ай бұрын
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
@AyaanDB.Editor3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
@shinx1233 ай бұрын
We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@themaskedman69283 ай бұрын
lol bruh fr
@LieMac2 ай бұрын
Not How it works 🤓👆
@tysonkestner032 ай бұрын
@@LieMactrue, sucks that this tech will likely take tears to be trusted simply due to a lack of understanding.
@shinx1232 ай бұрын
@@LieMac bro I know that it's just supposed to joke 💀
@ifardedandshidded55192 күн бұрын
Imagine a hacker sending a zipbomb to your neuralink
@Jussjoshin14 күн бұрын
Eyes are gonna recognize you needing a chair but everyone has one so the word “error” pops up in you vision cause you can’t sit
@Sorc3rerSSG3 ай бұрын
“So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
@catmatism3 ай бұрын
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
@TeeB-fc4ot3 ай бұрын
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@mistylover73983 ай бұрын
@@catmatism good
@lamuzzo51203 ай бұрын
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
@OlgaG183 ай бұрын
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
@elbabaganush50173 ай бұрын
*free bird starts playing*
@flyingstonemon35643 ай бұрын
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@Itz_ElectroLite3 ай бұрын
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
@xkxkxkxer3 ай бұрын
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
@Duuxling3 күн бұрын
My brain: kill someone Neurolink: ok
@OhNo-_-2 күн бұрын
When bro fell asleep at the sleepover
@kpl12213 ай бұрын
**3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
@DjVillanueva87913 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
@thunderhog453 ай бұрын
😂
@danielstrakos8043 ай бұрын
best comment
@SiriasisOFFICIAL3 ай бұрын
Golden comment 😂
@nijah_r3 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@Six_iffinder2 ай бұрын
POV you get neuralink and start to hear “this brain implant was sponsored by raid shadow legends”
@Shiny_4442 ай бұрын
Not raid shadow legends 😭
@DownSouthSouiljaaa2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bethanyalvarado58932 ай бұрын
NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@artjoseph022 ай бұрын
At the least it isn't Rise of Kingdoms, imagine hearing "I've got 15 million power..."
@Six_iffinder2 ай бұрын
@@artjoseph02 for every 10 million power in rise of kingdoms, you get +1 IQ point
@Perituber7 күн бұрын
Everyone good until they add ads to that💀
@viraginjankar49686 күн бұрын
DON'T SPREAD MISINFORMATION They separate the skin make gap for skull opening and seal when the implant is in place
@imyourpapi163 ай бұрын
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”
@letmeseeyourbones3 ай бұрын
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@PC_DUDEorsmth3 ай бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@EnderJack173 ай бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@Aged_Onions3 ай бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
@HelsenbergFan3 ай бұрын
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
@Parallax1773 ай бұрын
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*
@ekkehard83 ай бұрын
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
@Itsyourboityronebruh11 сағат бұрын
“Man I want some money” “Neurolink pays you inside of your brain and says:your wish has been accessed”
@BingelsDot2 күн бұрын
Elon musk is definately developing the oni at this point bruh the neural link is just like the cover for the one in the book
@Wosa_3 ай бұрын
”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”
@meshot80943 ай бұрын
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@AfzalGital3 ай бұрын
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@Molaninn3 ай бұрын
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@Russell-vq6ux3 ай бұрын
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
@bby2562 ай бұрын
Cant you still walk while updates😂
@FireHawk94633 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta be more dangerous than* ever💀
@nosredep78733 ай бұрын
than*
@FireHawk94633 ай бұрын
@@nosredep7873 actually it would be “than*☝️🤓”
@nosredep78733 ай бұрын
@@FireHawk9463 Willful ignorance can't be helped, stay a dumbass lmao.
@Frilabird3 ай бұрын
@@nosredep7873 thank you for correcting
@RadiantRhythmicReels2 ай бұрын
@@nosredep7873thank you so much I thought it said then
@nekilik78862 күн бұрын
"Sleep mode activated, but first a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends"
@Cloudyedits8883 күн бұрын
Your animations are great. Keep going Bro❤
@supriya2953Күн бұрын
✅
@stoneydaulton35663 ай бұрын
"why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"
@tiredofallthiscrap3 ай бұрын
Legalize territorial genocides
@Tanqr_ripYT3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Plushy6453 ай бұрын
Now they control you
@carlislejoaquinsantiago12412 ай бұрын
Brain: "I want to have a mansion" Neuralink: "Thanks for purchasing! your total is $50,156,420!"
@Unknown47644Ай бұрын
Oh hell 😂
@MP-vc4nuАй бұрын
You forgot taxes and fees, it’s at least 2X of that
@carlislejoaquinsantiago1241Ай бұрын
@@MP-vc4nuConsider it included then 😅
@AlexanderVonishАй бұрын
@@MP-vc4nuCalifornia Taxing and Prices applied, your new total is now 253,949,142$
@enxangura52632 күн бұрын
The first one falling asleep at a sleep over:
@notaftershook864220 сағат бұрын
pov: me after downloading all the wikipedia on my neurolink
@2213-fh5hc3 ай бұрын
“Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀
@2213-fh5hc3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@riellaperson3 ай бұрын
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@riellaperson3 ай бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
@randonguy_s503 ай бұрын
Bro, @IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZfaq 11 hours ago 😂
@Point...01103 ай бұрын
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
@GEFDAFo.o3 ай бұрын
This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏
@hudsonkline3 ай бұрын
It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment
@domsquaaa43232 ай бұрын
@@hudsonkline pretty obviously an ad then
@shapowlow2 ай бұрын
@@domsquaaa4323not exactly. this is on the same category as stem cell therapy to attempt to cure cancer. if you consider the research and test results as an "ad" for stem cell therapy, then sure it is an ad.
@Smokey.072 ай бұрын
@@domsquaaa4323that being said whats better? Paralyzed from the neck down, or a potential mind hacking AI shoved into your brain? Now that i think about it...
@batrbmr2 ай бұрын
@@domsquaaa4323noice one 👍
@jaybenzo50485 күн бұрын
All fun in games till a mfka hear “want a break from the ads” in the middle of the night 😂😂
@siraj_a.r.4112 күн бұрын
Me: tries to sleep after a long day at work "Wanna break from the ads??"
@m.a.d.vortex33 ай бұрын
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*
@kufarimahdi96363 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@amonbrown21353 ай бұрын
Uh, hell no.
@VictorchisalaKantengwe3 ай бұрын
It's a lie
@camerondixon10713 ай бұрын
Lol
@phillipsantillanes77493 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@andriecuarteron93612 ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta till your Neuralink gets hacked and plays "Frying Pan Asmr"
@Zhuine_dontmindme2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@TheEternalKage2 ай бұрын
LITERALLY😭😭
@blessingskishindo12162 ай бұрын
Bruh 😂😂😂
@AnnaByrne-A2J4ever2 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣
@Zillasaurus_rex2 ай бұрын
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
@moon9086 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts bouta get crazy with this!
@Khim_ogfsmКүн бұрын
Side affects: Takes DMG from water Take DMG from sweating Take DMG from sleeping
@mrrainbrow4233 ай бұрын
"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."
@AkenoRage2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@dangourousACK2 ай бұрын
Underrated
@MestizoKarf2 ай бұрын
666 likes.
@Sttattek3 ай бұрын
Imagine you have bad OCD and get intrusive thoughts uncontrollably all the time and just crash your electric car.
@keegans.9693 ай бұрын
If this was forced onto me, it'd be a fate worse than death tbh
@anonangel19383 ай бұрын
I think it’s supposed to help with that, might be wrong but I heard it’s supposed to help w mental problems; maybe if it has some sort of programming to do that since it can read your thought…idk 🤷🏻♀️
@olafkoning242 күн бұрын
Imagine people buying their Neuralink from AliExpress-walking around with glitching brains, randomly rebooting mid-conversation, speaking in some garbled mix of ancient Sumerian and emojis, and accidentally sending brain viruses to everyone within a 10-foot radius. Half of them keep crashing into walls, thinking they’re in the Metaverse, while the other half are stuck in a perpetual loop trying to download a personality update.. 😂
@canadaofficial80082 күн бұрын
"Capable of interpreting your thoughts and applying them to real life actions" That's what a brain does
@tangerineturtles955112 сағат бұрын
It’s for disabled people
@canadaofficial800812 сағат бұрын
@@tangerineturtles9551 I have never seen them used in situations for disabled people so I just assumed people were getting them because
@tangerineturtles955112 сағат бұрын
@@canadaofficial8008 the first (and I think only) person who’s ever gotten one was a quadriplegic
@artisticfilzah3 ай бұрын
*old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
@samuelheller30423 ай бұрын
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
@TSS_GHOSTXD13 ай бұрын
"how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history. Edit: how did this get so much likes
@DarkMusic1103 ай бұрын
🪑
@mysteriousformal3 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Woodle_Company3 ай бұрын
Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete
@eshankarandana42493 ай бұрын
😂
@deruured-ng9ed3 ай бұрын
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
@KevinP-c7i16 сағат бұрын
It’s like having an old iPhone where old version is no longer valuable
@sim10die2 күн бұрын
There year is 2042. you woke up 5 min ago,but an uskippable ad is being streamed directly into your 🧠.
@lancegabrieldunuan422022 күн бұрын
Everyone gangsta until someone starts to leak your thoughts 💀
@North_Red_Dark_Academia19 күн бұрын
Me is dead
@Dannymart_8844518 күн бұрын
I'm getting the electric chair 💀
@PParsa15 күн бұрын
They're gonna bring back burning at stake specially for me I have some sick thoughts I'm talking Dr disrespect level
@CrowndStarGaming14 күн бұрын
@@PParsa same 😂💀💀💀
@Isagi_yoichi26712 күн бұрын
Mine is so worse I hope no one leaks about it @@PParsa
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac34833 ай бұрын
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
@MilesNtando-sn6pd3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@roboket35243 ай бұрын
I’ve heard that so much bruh
@swissbrony23ch723 ай бұрын
LMAO
@boomkittyFX3 ай бұрын
oh my god its like futurama!
@33yss3 ай бұрын
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
@rigel32826 күн бұрын
After x50 blinking raidshadowlegend advertisement
@Spo_ng2 күн бұрын
pov: you fell asleep first at a sleepover
@artist_elliАй бұрын
“Oh no I need to run! It’s a fire!” *Brain: “Want a break from the ads?”*
@Captianpluto11 күн бұрын
YOO😭😭
@FranciscoMartinez-lq8oq10 күн бұрын
Gotta pay the premium to jog and premium+ to run
@MettatonEXX8 күн бұрын
"With neouralink premium you will-"
@_st4r_gazer_3 ай бұрын
Elon Musk sometime in the future: "execute order 66"
@zoefboy3 ай бұрын
Good Tesla’s follow orders
@ellis-ui9ue3 ай бұрын
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
@ELEFTHERIOS883 ай бұрын
BLAST EM
@ellis-ui9ue3 ай бұрын
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
@danielhivner93043 ай бұрын
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
@RegUtopia2 күн бұрын
Bro imagine doing the most heinous crimes and saying: My Neuralink did it ☠️
@arvincabugnason67286 күн бұрын
What a cool idea of making your head similar to helms deep. Bravo genius
@galaxielTheGreat3 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
@GilbertGGreal3 ай бұрын
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH
@Onefunworld3 ай бұрын
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@_fiddleton_3 ай бұрын
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
@ViosgamingRBbro27 күн бұрын
That one guy with Neurolink: *peacefully sleeping* *”(ads) 27 HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA-“*
@iloveeatingmeat-k4h17 күн бұрын
Average PH watcher
@mounaabbacaro466817 күн бұрын
oh hell nah 💀
@ramsey463010 күн бұрын
Epic !
@xX_R0yalNe1n_mdm-12_Xx8 күн бұрын
Whopper Whopper Whopper Jr double triple whopper
@daizelanncortez46717 күн бұрын
Wanna break from the ads?
@Racistboy9116 сағат бұрын
Nah i aint sleeping nomo wit dis cuz spotify ads gon keep me up at night
@ChristopheRobyn16 сағат бұрын
It's funny how the media isn't reporting what happened to the first 2 people to receive it 😂😂
@Rocket-dude8 күн бұрын
Me sleeping: Neuromagnet thing: wanna take a break from the ads?
@fadilahdanish53793 ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
@shrekkek93963 ай бұрын
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
@joseocasio37403 ай бұрын
Me with a homemade emp
@Russell-vq6ux3 ай бұрын
Netrunners bouta cook him
@RTFS3 ай бұрын
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
@n.m.h_edits3 ай бұрын
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
@Taylor4ever-mn9yt3 ай бұрын
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
@sabanplaysNG3 ай бұрын
😂
@somonewashere83726 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts gona get someone flying into the Burj Kalifa💀
@TarrantShirley8 күн бұрын
"Man I wonder... OH SHIT NO NOT THE FAMILY OF 5!" (THE intrusive thoughts are becoming real)
@TheLimmies3 ай бұрын
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
@lestinkythingy3 ай бұрын
😂
@Akko13 ай бұрын
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
@sirrudy12333 ай бұрын
Lol 😂
@Black_sukuna3 ай бұрын
That's messed up
@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers3 ай бұрын
Bro, it's just a prank!
@munch13853 ай бұрын
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
@richieC19993 ай бұрын
Ong
@blizzunt420e3 ай бұрын
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
@plomo93 ай бұрын
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
@tea-man13863 ай бұрын
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
@crepe-chips3 ай бұрын
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
@YoungChad5282 күн бұрын
Me: overthinking Neuralink:short circuit
@trq006Күн бұрын
Imagine A.I. gaining access to neurolink and take over our body and we can just watch but can't do anything