How the fuck did i read this in his raspy ass voice

@@scottwales5966 Same hereXD

@@evf02d yo me too

@@scottwales5966 HAHAHAHAHA! Glad I'm not the only one.

I can only read it with the abridged voice. Any extra information has been lost for me for many years.

BlueMageDanny very true

TheTech Terrain this may be the reason why she married Vegeta

TheJaredPunch huh I never thought about it like that

No they weren't. Just because she was there from the very start does not make her a protagonist.

Tanmay Sahoo It kinda does.

He needed to repeat that lol

Lol I caught that as well

@Izumi Culture so it must've been 50 episodes of dbz since 5 minutes to him is 50 episodes of DBZ

@Izumi Culture I get what you were trying, but logically that's the opposite of what the joke should've been.

​@Izumi Culture granted tho, Friggin Matpat gave a decently plausible explanation for that old joke/discrepancy. At this point, we all accept Toriyama just forgets random things though.

@Black Man that was frieza not cell

@@marvelvsdc6624 Well... Actually the androids. Vegeta wasn't her husband when he died.

@@veluta2549 so cell isnt android 17 and 18

@@marvelvsdc6624 No because they don't control him.

@@marvelvsdc6624 Let's say, if he absorbs you, that doesn't mean that cell is now you. He is still cell.

@Michael Iwu Its one of those sound effects that really make you go "How did they get it?"

He needs WD40😂😂

Michael Iwu me too!

Yep

@Michael Iwu same

Michael schrieber aye shit, he’d be stuck if he tried doing anything against her. That’s why Bulma is so great, she knows how to own any situation even if she’s the weakest.

Bulma managed to tame the great prince of Saiyan and make him docile. Cell got nothing on her.

Low power level, high roast level. No one can compare to Bulma in that regard.

Deku Ayumu that's why him I still does whatever he want lmao

Michael schrieber ikr

*as is my patience

ass is my patience

@@Collserra3 ass is my patience

y patience

This sounds like "All these squares make a circle" to me😆😅

🤣🤣 i didn't even think of that

Nobody claimed that anyone but her has more than one singular brain cell dedicated to fighting.

May be it’s has a fingerprint scanner 😂

EXACTLY! I was dying of laughter just thinking abt how no one in that room knows how to push a red button 😂

The button probably scans for her DNA

This is underrated

Ayooo

Chiiip!

Cell: ... Bulma: ... Cell: And now-

gonna need a sensu bean for that one!

rickxhoshinji IT'S 1006...

Uh, you're wearing the scouter the wrong way.

It's over 9000!!!!!!

@@thepunisher6318 6001 isnt over 9000!

@@cainmagnetic9796 dear god your dumb 1006 is low turn the number over then it's over 9000 If you don't get it there's no help for you

@UNIVERSAL SPACE EXPEDITIONER idk vegeta was a planet conqueror and even slaughter namekian villages for his wish of immortality

tbf yamcha was never a villain. He was just a bandit kid trying to survive. And Bulma herself could be considered a minor antagonist, considering that her first interaction with Goku involved hitting him with her car, opening fire on him, and attempting to steal his four star ball lol

Ish nah vegeta didn’t reform bulma just fucked the evil out of him that all that happen

Ok, but this is FRIEZA we’re talking about here lol. All of the characters you’ve stated combined couldn’t match the evil shit Frieza has done. Also, besides Vegeta & Piccolo, no one named here were villians. They were more like antagonists to Goku.

Yamcha was a bandit who turns around in less then a week after meeting her. Oolong was a perverted piglet. He's literally nine years old at the start of Dragon Ball. Tien was Anti-hero at worst. He was an antagonist but not a villain. She didn't trust Piccolo till the Namek Saga but she trusted his 'I'm helping you because I get to be the only villain on Earth' spiel. Vegeta is the only oddity but even then, once she realised he wasn't going to kill her at some point on Namek, she turned the Sass on him more then a few times.

Cell behaves like a toddler when he is losing (in a fight or in an argument)....

@@abhabh6896 and frieza doesn't? YOU"RE NOTHING BUT A STINKING MONKEY!

@@abhabh6896 Indeed. Whereas Frieza has been shown to be one of, if not the most sophisticated character throughout Dragon Ball.

Isn't frieza a prince tho? Or is he a king

@@iLoveLoliAndILewdLoli In Frieza's case, I'm pretty sure the proper term is tyrant.

Cell: "I'm surprised you had the audacity to threaten a perfect being such as myself. Bulma: "Right back at you."

Personally I would have responded with "oh please. If you were actually perfect then you wouldn't need someone else's help to fight."

Bulma : Say that again, but this time remember, I have Gohan on speed-dial

@@ryanaaron4311 this is want made me like Bulma and chichi their not give a Frick in the faces of danger attitude, even though they can be killed

@@God-T then I sentence them to die by Zamasu

I would explain but time is scarce, as is my patience

Stop this repetition! My time is scarce, as is my patience

Replying to comments from months ago? I don't have time for this..time is scarce, as is my patience.

@@theresaplatypuscontrolling5464 I don't have time for this. Time is scarce, as is my patience.

this comment chain is great 💀

After 20 years of being friends I don't think Bulma can do anything to surprise Goku anymore (including marrying Vegeta!!!)

@@jennnnnnn13 Well he was surprised when he found out Trunks was Vegeta's kid

@@jennnnnnn13 Goku He's Really Vegeta's Clown And Goku Has A Stubborn Boyfriend Named Vegeta!

0:40 You Shut Up You Witch Bulma And Stop Teasing On My Boys Vegeta and Goku

0:19 I really miss Tiffany Vollmer as Bulma but Monica Rial she's not that Bad But Tiffany Vollmer is the better Bulma

She does have the right to say that He is an infant

Shes just over it. Buu already killed her so what ever.

Joe Scirrotto well to be fair, Beerus is much MUCH more feared and respected in comparison to Cell- who is honestly old news. As cool as Cell is~ Bulma always shuts down someones ego.

Joe Scirrotto I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICE XD! AHAHA! I mean, it's like no one has a fear of death in this series anymore. This is why so many people loved the frizea, cell and Buu sagas. There was so much tention in the air. The characters backs where always against the wall. I loved that feeling of hopelessness this series had. Now it's gone, gone forever...TvT

Joe Scirrotto let's not forget her trying to seduce zamasu lmao

StrickPlayer but didn't they lose time and again in Super. Even having lost a multiverse. Death is still there, just only now the team isn't as dumb as before and not making the villain stronger on purpose.

To be fair he was like six years old.

To be fair that 11 year old was stronger than an entire group of grown men including two full blooded saiyans who were both able to go ascended ssj which cell beat them tf down. Also it wasn't a 1v1 he had Yamcha, Tien, Piccolo, Krillin and then Vegeta shooting him in the back during the beam struggle

*puts on nerd glasses* Well CANONICALLY speaking, he only had Vegeta shoot Cell in the back

Bulma has taught you well in the art of talking mad. 😂😂😂😂

To be fair SS2 Gohan was equal to Ascended Super Saiyan Goku, he was just faster than Goku.

Oh...dear

Bardock is a deviant

Bulma being a "strong woman" is the biggest lie I have ever heard.

@@jassimhamid2808 do you think strong people is only about physical?

@passerby7112 To the saiyans, yes. And Bulma is not a "strong woman", not physically or anything else. She was & still is one of the biggest cowards in the series. But now I see that the writers trying to retcon that by making her blackmail villains when she used to shit her pants whenever a villain show up or if she in a dangerous situation. It's a lie that they're trying to feed us (& it's working because a lot of people didn't watch the OG) like many lies I see. Just to try & make sense of Vegeta x Bulma when the only reason this was a thing is for a plot reason; Future Trunks needed to exist. And nobody is talking about it because either they never watched the OG, or they don't remember how Bulma used to be, OR they watched it & remember it but didn't care enough to call the bs on it because DB is about fighting.

Goku:idgaf cause I already got the dragon radar at my house so first I can just revive her and second, the dragon radars all she's good for

@@Animefan_7153-0 let's be real here even though cell lost his power he Is still extremely smart and still 100 times more stronger than bulma if he wants to he could easily snap her neck and learn how to press the big red button

Yeah he should’ve stepped up I agree but Bulmas a bitch so…

Alternatively: "Dam dude you ain't gonna step up and stop this chick from obliterating me?"

@@Animefan_7153-0 the dragon radar is all she's good for? I'm sorry but you're very wrong

Terrance Malone lol

Lmao

Terrance Malone Goku can be a bit slow but he was certainly poignant (correct) there

*BULMA THUG LIFE PART-1000 !* -peace(kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fruFp5qiqtXXop8.html)

Terrance Malone gives me Nam flashbacks of when Beets bitch slapped her

Sayians like strong women. Vegeta admitted he likes her when she is feisty.

At this point she’s in a higher position on “the peaking order”

Almost anyone, still waiting for her to talkdown super Buu haha :)

Cnote anyone except zamasu and Goku black apparently

ZephaniahPlaysRBLX Didn't beerus slap her back?

Even though it's picollos line, I read it with Super Mega Ultra Omega Prime [...] Ultimate Gurus voice

DBZA referance lol

dbza

Wait what

@@daemonerik cringe.

It's not like Goku can't destroy them all. Krillin can one shot nappa and Ginyu. He should be able to hold cell back while Goku beats frieza. Should be an easy dub

@@rellyrell3991 to be honest, i doubt krillin can one shot ginyu, let alone hold his own against perfect cell.

@@jimmylesmana7414 krillin actually put up a fight against super saiyan goku i doubt ginyu could do that

@@jimmylesmana7414 don't sleep on krillin bro. He's really powerful. Just not comparable to Goku but he should be able to one shot nappa and ginyu. Doubt he could beat perfect cell but Goku can one shot cell.

@@rellyrell3991 actually he could. Krillin currently can fight on par with super saiyan goku. The thing everyone forgets is that base goku is stronger than ss3 gotenks (he is on par with vegeta and debatably stronger). Imma just let that sink in.

lol was thinking the same thing

David Lawrence Lol that's what I said. 😂

How could anyone press such a big RED button

Could easily need some sort of fingerprint/biological recognition to start it. She's a stupidly rich genius who's managed to perfect time travel, after all. Something like that seems a lot easier.

leerobbo92 thats a good point

No wonder Vegeta fell for her

Cell, deepening his voice : *...what was that?* Bulma : Sorry Cell but we aren't playing _your_ games anymore, we're playing _mine_

@@shinobix4925 ok that was a good one.

What minute?

a big red one at that

scanners

Charge: 200,000 zeni Pushing red button: 5 zeni Knowing which red button to push: 199,995 zeni

Sakamoto no he sound like robot

@@Xrex-li1yb It almost sounds like his Imperfect Form.

*what was that*

Desu ga?

He got lung problems

idkmyname91 Lmfao

idkmyname91 Lmfaooooooo

Hahaha

Even TFS Goku could have done that

She's smarter than that. I'm sure she had a safeguard.

Plastc Ike Goku and pals was filmed in front of a live studio audience

KRBizarre you just suck at the game,so u suck.

Oh that cooky next door neighbor frezeia always blowing up planets

@@comiccastle532 *laugh track*

Do you guys think this story mode takes place after the events of the tournament of power

yeah that was terrifying

Mf hit puberty

"Why thank you, I'm trying this new treatment."

Aeglisfx why didnt I notice this before lmao

To be fair, they didn't know HOW the machine could be activated. One thinks Bulma was screwing with them...

...But now they know too.

Black Goku yes, the big red glowing button

maybe its coded to her fingerprint

QUEEN OF ALL SAIYANS!!!

Since she was 16 she’s been hanging out with people who could vaporize her. She’s been death’s BFF for most of her life. She isn’t afraid of shit. Oh, Beerus can destroy a sun by sneezing? So what? It’s not like he can kill her any more than Kid Goku could, and she shot that him in the face. Her husband and son can turn her to ash and they’re terrified of her. Bulma is hands-down the most fearless person in the entire series.

@@JohnEusebioToronto technically he can kill her more than Kid Goku could cause of the Hakai, but who am I to argue.

@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx I didn't realize that!

The way you phrased it makes her still sound hormonal also she got tapped by Beerys and was knocked out soo

Technically yes, you're right

@@anthonyreyes2114 no, he's still a prince, he was never crowned the king

The duchess

@@theredwolf1493 I think he also just prefers to be called prince outta respect for his father

@@tirekicker100 that could be.. but remember, he even said he'll never become king Vegeta now that his planet is destroyed

Neothetruth she gave a fuck when she got gender equality

Neothetruth nah she keep fucking around and she’ll end up like chichi did in the buu saga

she also tried to flirt with Zamasu

Fabian Cahue she didn't try to flirt with zamasu. She tried to buy time. Did you not watch the episode, or are you just following what other people say

She's the only human who has slapped Beerus disrespectfully and gotten away with it with her life. Twice. And the second time it was strong enough to scuff his forehead. She don't give a fuck 'bout Cell.

Technically speaking he can't be revived because he was evil and also completely destroyed

​@@HeavyRaidenThey've shown him being in Hell on three occasions in the series and Frieza is evil and was still brought back with the Dragon Balls despite being sliced to pieces by Trunks. So yes Cell can be brought back anytime.

Canadian CanuckleHead This comment is underrated

Canadian CanuckleHead you mean BALL-ma

remember when kid goku removed bulma's underwear only to say where her balls are only for her to wake up & be relieved the dragonballs are still with her not knowing he wasn't talking about dragonballs?

Ovaries, son :v

Canadian CanuckleHead ahahaha! That very funny! Don't tell Mr Satan Buu saw that he no want Buu learning bad words

Not only that but she stood up and smacked a cat god twice, and had a rogue king kai in training try to kill her but failed.

@@gokuwrightattorneyatlaw5227 supreme Kai*

@@skaffatar7664 oh right my bad

no

Voodoo Parka he killed future Bulma

Listening to it... there's a slight electronic undertone to his voice there. As if he was so infuriated that he drew back on his heritage.

The one time he doesn’t sound like plankton

You could hear the VA's toguro voice

Ricardo Markland the Crew is Officially Named Dragon Team.

She is the real God here

She used SUPER SAIYAN SASS

Really would like to see, even non canon, Cell mouth off to Beerus just to get Hakai’d 😂

@@jmtardogno Cells a troll though he'd be smart about it

"Threaten Beerus" nothing, she actually SLAPPED the God of Destruction! And survived him slapping her back!

She got pimp slapped like the weakling she is... don't act like she's badass

@@kevk9306 Yesn't.

The seconded sentence was directed at himself lol

Yeah.

Trayxxxx Beerus slapped her back

And apologize for it later.

Not only did she slap Beerus, but figured out how to bribe him and have him literally eating out of the palm of her hand.

@@Orca19904 Except I could kill her and her whiny husband anytime I want.

@Beerus *laughs in ramen*

Exactly

Shame he wasn't there to witness that.

Halo Maxus Gonna need a senzu for that one...

The injuries are fatal! I repeat, the injuries are FATAL! Burn marks all over; we need the best of the best to stop the flaming!

Halo Maxus (medic) oooh interesting

zhaoyun255 unless she can offer a good enough meal hey really don't care tbh

@@jediaray8847 she's a millionaire ,She definitely can offer a good enough meal

Genetic lock?

25shadow11 LMAO 😂

its true

Shark War Z But then again elbowed Beerus for calling her a hag and got nothing in return.

And get owned by a super Buu of greater quantities :)

Because plot, and you're a moron if you think that actually harmed me.

Jonathan Sawyer heheehe

Vegeta: Yes, where the hell do I fit into all this?!

@@eeveeextreme underneath me.

This is the best comment, hands down

Don't forget Mr. Popo

She aint scared of shit at this point

That shit would not fly with someone like goku black

davion sims hell nah that nigga don’t give a fuck he doesn’t tolerate any type of disrespect 💀💀💀

A badass with a nice ass, according to Vegeta

well she was able to somewhat tame vegeta

Im dead

KiuanTroll 0:38 she married Vegeta who was evil lol. Yamcha was a bad boy too. Goku should've said he was gonna blackjack 21

and thicc, dont forget thicc

KiuanTroll Nah, annoying as heck seems to describe her better these days.

jman exe true she is annoying all the time just like chi chi

kid buu Facts, and unlike Chichi who slapped Buu because of what happened to her child or complaining to her legit clueless husband, Bulma just comes off as a spoiled Brat.

Otaku The Great - DragonBulma Z

love the profile pic

I don't know about that. Was Cell EVER irrational? He was always exploiting the irrationality of others (especially Vegeta) but he was never irrational himself.

*"NO CHANCE!!, YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE!!!"*

So true

shakur steadman meh.. Sonic 06 jad better dialog than this ooh my spelling is messed up today

Yeah, and he was evil then too.

HA GAAAAAY

Zarbon: OH MY!

Scott Land WHY CAN I HEAR THIS

zarbon:OOOHHHHOHO!

Hmmmm that would be sick

You get a thumbs up sir for even mentioning; B.B.Hood from Darkstalkers well done. its rare for that game character gets even a mention these days!

What a great idea! I love Bulma♥♥

I think TvTropes calls that a Lethal Joke character (like Phoenix Wright in MvC3), and yes, I approve.

Rziels If she's in a mech, then that problem would be solved

Nah look at my boy Nappa at 1:57. My guy frieza looks shocked even tho he has a faceless expression

Goddammit with the yamcha strength HES TOO STRONG OFCOURSE NAPPA IS WEAKER

Isn't*

She was the main character of the very first arc. Goku was just the doofus who fought her battles, but she's the one who drove the story forward.

ever since 1980s man....been a LOOONG time

Nathan Alexandre *IS. DragonBall series has revolved Around Bulma and Goku's Adventures.

Well that's true where the fuck will be Goku if he didn't meet bulma Earth caboom!!!! Universe shit!!! Planet Nameck shit!! The universe shit!

Ronald Castaneda ssb vegita

@@jokertm6889 "That's My Bulma!" + SSBE = Ultra Instinct Vegeta

William Owens overkill but ok

@@jokertm6889 XDD

Little bit of goku

He'd be happy to just get rid of humans

G Truesdale this is why goku black wasn't included in the story it make sense

they would listen shes the ticket to freedom.

SleePy Zamasu and Black dgaf about humans to them a mortal insulting a God is enough to wipe out their entire race

I mean, he did kill future bulma