"Marble bombs" 💀💀💀

"You've never had a black person do anything wrong to you ever, that changed your life". That didn't age well...

I’ve heard this a million times…but only just picked up Ant saying “if I’m attacked by a ni.. a knight.”

Alert !!! We got Schwoogies in the wire !!!

The audio clip of 1960s Batman leaving the cave cracked me up because it's what I thought of immediately when Ant was describing his reversing out of the garage procedure

I remember hearing this on XM. Classic. RIP Patrice.

I have a feeling that Anthony has daydreamed about his heroic defense-against-home-invasion scenario roughly 75,000 times, but in principle, I can't honestly fault him. If you're interested in home defense, a gun make sense. And if you're going to have a gun at the ready to defend yourself in a home invasion, then having a detailed plan makes sense too. Odds are, in a real home invasion, nothing is going to play out like you think it will, but I still prefer people put some real thought into stuff like this.

Love how they would give him crap about being careful but in reality they were probably scared of the very things he was prepared for.

17:23: "Ant you're like a kid. That got money" DANG

I don’t understand how anyone can act like someone’s crazy for wanting to protect their home lmao

Incredible to me that a guy can have so much success in radio who can’t speak.

I wonder if they think having a fire extinguisher is paranoid too.

Hahaha….“ just have someone walk the perimeter“.

I thought this was the one where Joe Rogan called. Then Patrice said he believed in magic.

Let's just be honest with each other, here - this wasn't really about black people breaking in. You're not getting your hands on Anthony's millions by rifling through his drawers (maybe just rolls of thousands haha). Ant was planning for a raid by the FBI when they finally confirm his teenage harem stored in secret compartments all over his Scarface mansion.

33:25 😂

AGAINST TIPTOES

I cant stand Opie.

“The average citizen is a victim and an idiot” well….yeah🌚

Lmaoooooo

Opie is such a useless dud. It never ceases to amaze me.

Candy Xbox’s

I love listening to Patrice but how disconnected from reality can you be… “home invasion is a life sentence”…. I know people that were convicted of armed home invasion and were only sentenced to felony probation… the only reason they spent any time in jail (which was only like a couple of years) was because they violated probation

I love Patrice but he has no awareness when he's talking about the black community or other black people. He takes himself, his likes, instincts, morality etc and then transposes that to every other black person/blk community... it's amazing how he can be so analytically/ intellectually sophisticated & impressive when it comes to other subjects but have such a blind spot when he collectively speaks for the black community

Guys like Anthony end up accidentally killing their baby cousin or nephew 100x more often than the ultra rare hero scenario plays out. The arithmetic has been done. Focus on minimizing heart disease risk, cause it is a much better return on investment.