What YOUR TF2 Main Says About You

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Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a team-based multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by Valve. It consists of nine classes, Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, and Spy, and two teams, Red and Blu. The teams try to take the others' objective, such as an intelligence brief case, or a control point.
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@ZealotTF2 2 жыл бұрын

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@critlel7606 2 жыл бұрын

Its reality zealot has no friends

@flaming3624 2 жыл бұрын

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@pykki 2 жыл бұрын

i will the next time i buy keys

@ZealotTF2 2 жыл бұрын

@@pykki thx bb :)

@ZealotTF2 2 жыл бұрын

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@StrawberryShmello 2 жыл бұрын

Demoman: “You hate fun” The Loose Cannon: *DID SOMEBODY RING THE DOINKSTER*

@dondeka2086 2 жыл бұрын

Just hitting two pipes consecutively is GREAT DOPAMINE RUSH

@chimpswithkicks 2 жыл бұрын

it’s all fun and games until demo turns the friendlies into a flesh pile with the power of donk

@dondeka2086 2 жыл бұрын

@@chimpswithkicks KABEEEM

@asdawasda 2 жыл бұрын

Take your pills

@Ryynari 2 жыл бұрын

Prepare to get donked on

@theloveseatlords6649 2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? I’m an Engineer main and I don’t have OCD- *Remembers how much precision I put into placing a single dispenser perfectly in the corner of a room, lined up with both walls*

@cake2943 2 жыл бұрын

same

@saberblitz7629 2 жыл бұрын

same

@honguitoesporado4857 2 жыл бұрын

@@cake2943 the same, when I play in 2fort and put a dispenser, I try to put it next to the wall and it gives me something when I put it apart

@elementmanexe8389 2 жыл бұрын

The dispenser must align against the edge, no exceptions

@therealblacktronempire1987 2 жыл бұрын

Same bruv.

@craftsareus1769 8 ай бұрын

Medic: "you are either a sadist or a masochist" Me: why not both

@dogman4422 5 ай бұрын

Both? Both. Both is good

@sarcasmish 5 ай бұрын

@@dogman4422i understood that reference

@thecommander5234 5 ай бұрын

Don’t need to call me out like that

@Zpixi09 5 ай бұрын

Indeed

@Startificer13 5 ай бұрын

FR MAN

@EliteCameraBuddy 10 ай бұрын

people who main saxton hale: PROPERTY DAMAGE

@efeloteishe4675 5 ай бұрын

you can't main him

@donix2109 5 ай бұрын

@@efeloteishe4675 bruh

@Eggboys317 5 ай бұрын

@@efeloteishe4675 Never Thought I Would Say This, But… R/Woosh.

@jaxmajor8195 Ай бұрын

you like property damage.

@justmora3571 2 жыл бұрын

Medic: you are either a sadist or a masochist Me as a medic main: yea... both...

@WindowsG 2 жыл бұрын

yea same

@benedictroberts678 2 жыл бұрын

A yes, a switch

@TarotVylan 2 жыл бұрын

Ze healing is not as rewarding as Ze hurting

@Stoudtminer 2 жыл бұрын

ALL 3

@mywither7878 2 жыл бұрын

Both, both is good.

@Tuntor689 2 жыл бұрын

I play medic because I like seeing those assists in the top right and imagining that “surely I am the true reason why they were able to get those kills, so they’re practically my kills”

@seamonster_TSB Жыл бұрын

sometimes assists dont count as kills in some games, idk ive never played tf2 so idk

@Tuntor689 Жыл бұрын

@@seamonster_TSB they show up on a leaderboard and congratulate you because it's a team game, if you helped someone kill someone, it's just as much your kill. but strange variants of weapons don't count assists, so technically they don't.

@walls_of_skulls6061 Жыл бұрын

I play medic to try and get my healing score high as shit. I’m not happy unless that score is more than the enemy medics and the dispensers from both teams combined.

@knight9461 8 ай бұрын

FR Those mfs BETTER be thanking me for healing their asses No, literally, the minute i change from Medic to Pyro (My other main) we lose AT LEAST 7 players

@leavesyap3428 3 ай бұрын

I play medic because it doesn't take much skill

@Salutethesun2 8 ай бұрын

"Demoman: you hate fun" Demoknight:

@sarcasmish 5 ай бұрын

kaboom

@n_is_best_chrcter_in_md 3 ай бұрын

i main demosign and i love fun this is inacurate

@Salutethesun2 3 ай бұрын

@@sarcasmish yes rico, kaboom

@sviatoslavs.1305 3 ай бұрын

that's it, caber time.

@neptune6655 2 ай бұрын

airblast.mp3 flareguncrit.mp3

@somnvm37 Жыл бұрын

pyro moment was too acurate

@Dah_Names_Jay 9 ай бұрын

bro fr

@sarcasmish 5 ай бұрын

not for me tho

@ava12f95 5 ай бұрын

@thenatron6136 2 ай бұрын

And also probably a furry

@HighTierStewie 21 күн бұрын

@AngelCakez Жыл бұрын

"Are you a Sadist or a Masochist?" Me, a Medic main: Yes

@somesandman8328 2 жыл бұрын

The sniper saying “you have no friends” so smoothly is scary

@GeoNex 11 ай бұрын

Why was my entire video game personality explained by soldier tf2

@Monarch_Souls Жыл бұрын

Pyro's insult makes me feel valid . thanks Pyro .

@Mestregugs536 5 ай бұрын

No problem

@Minimintergoat 2 ай бұрын

Probably because your flag doesn't match any countries I know of I never saw pastel colours in a flag

@hwelse Ай бұрын

omg same ❤

@kendi5391 Ай бұрын

@@MinimintergoatHere is a wild idea: not all flags are for countries.

@Minimintergoat Ай бұрын

@@kendi5391 here's a wild ideaa man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

@theblackswordsman3612 2 жыл бұрын

As a medic main. I can safely say yes i do love causing pain as well as taking it

@knight9461 8 ай бұрын

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting

@theblackswordsman3612 8 ай бұрын

@@knight9461 danm right

@vuongcooksrice2004 7 ай бұрын

whats wrong with you?

@knight9461 7 ай бұрын

@@vuongcooksrice2004 nothing

@theblackswordsman3612 7 ай бұрын

@@knight9461 indeed

@skuller5553 2 жыл бұрын

As a Pyro main I must admit I've received that remark quite a few times honestly.

@miguelmateus5936 2 жыл бұрын

Lucky you

@user-kn9yy3ee2p 2 жыл бұрын

Femboy

@miguelmateus5936 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-kn9yy3ee2p I... I guess?

@knightmouse650 2 жыл бұрын

as a pyro main, Im a trans woman :0

@heckyeaconcrete 2 жыл бұрын

Same here haha

@PhoenixXF1R3 4 ай бұрын

'You have no friends' *"Remembers my childhood"*

@Niltenstein 2 ай бұрын

The soldier line, while not my main, is scarily accurate in describing me in most games. Especially shooters

@justsomeguywithamustache8447 Жыл бұрын

At first i thought the tf2 classes were roasting me

@donix2109 5 ай бұрын

same

@efeloteishe4675 5 ай бұрын

me too

@cm601_plays 4 ай бұрын

Same

@quakezero8968 2 жыл бұрын

“You’re just as annoying in real life as you are in-game” Untrue, I’m more annoying in real life than in-game

@_Your_Local_Rando_ 2 ай бұрын

I can comfirm im a sadist and a masochist.

@mr__ifunny843 2 ай бұрын

Im only masochist

@inguunenkhtaivan9146 8 ай бұрын

As Soldier main, that is 100% accurate.

@AverageTF2fan 2 жыл бұрын

Demo: "You hate fun" Me a Demoknight main: *THATS NOT TRUE.*

@platefullofspaghetti2865 2 жыл бұрын

The sniper one says everything about my life

@zzJulian 2 жыл бұрын

Tbh same, and I'm also a sniper main 💀

@Game-ne5nb 2 жыл бұрын

makes sense. I mean, you do just stand in the back far away from people after all

@subformeandillsubtoyou5338 2 жыл бұрын

Same and I like ti

@zzJulian 2 жыл бұрын

@@subformeandillsubtoyou5338 Personally I kinda lowkey wish I had more friends but hey, sniping's a good job, mate :D

@eyalcochva416 Жыл бұрын

Yeah :(

@justsomeone8837 6 ай бұрын

I can main all classes.. Does that mean..? (Insert the scene where thanos got all of the infinity stones)

@locus9303 3 ай бұрын

As a soldier main I can say with confidence, You are absolutely correct about soldier mains

@TommatPL 2 жыл бұрын

Man, I have never been so offended by something that I 100% agree with

@dogsys 2 жыл бұрын

As a pyro main, holy shit this is too realistic

@Koichi_Egg 9 ай бұрын

Nah that is literally true for me

@ExtraSillylilguy 9 ай бұрын

Ikr

@geeg178 9 ай бұрын

Same

@Gaming_Assass1n 9 ай бұрын

Same

@Camarillian 9 ай бұрын

Femboy detected.

@vesticiousCowboy9608 4 ай бұрын

Even though I'm a Pyro main, the one for Soldier was pretty damn accurate for me.

@abox7935 6 ай бұрын

As a soldier main… this is far too accurate.

@-TheDumbOne- 2 жыл бұрын

I have the soldier's trait and the other half of heavy's trait, however i am a heavy main

@_wheeler8601 2 жыл бұрын

I too share this trait.

@Salvacottontail 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a engineer main and share the trait

@MoterX 2 жыл бұрын

No way its the only heavy main in existence, lol

@-TheDumbOne- Жыл бұрын

@@PancakebatterLuigi not sure. left that comment last year and just forgot what i was on about

@spookyman6853 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like demo would be the opposite seeing he has the most funny weapons and pyro would have something to do with 40k

@2BrosOfficialGaming 2 жыл бұрын

haha funny cannon go *doink*

@feinky8489 2 жыл бұрын

you hate "people's" fun that's how

@spookyman6853 2 жыл бұрын

No only snipers fun

@pxpyt 2 жыл бұрын

same

@user-pb4hl5hu5t 16 күн бұрын

I assume this is tf2 classes dissing there mains POV:your being dissed by your tf2 main

@Splat_Girl211 29 күн бұрын

"You are either a sadist or a masochist" Me: Why not both?

@cosmosyn2514 2 жыл бұрын

That Pyro one hit me like a truck.

@soulless_jake540 9 ай бұрын

We androgynous as hell

@Omega-jg4oq 9 ай бұрын

Bro 💀💀💀

@Get-oneshotted-idiot 9 ай бұрын

BROTHER?

@brodylemmons9661 8 ай бұрын

its not inaccurate Edit: turns out I'm trans.

@souleymanemiousse7841 8 ай бұрын

Me with a factory on the bottom and long ass hair:

@kamikaze4172 2 жыл бұрын

The Pyro might have a point, but that damn Soldier, that cuts deep

@mat-qs7jd 7 күн бұрын

I go to KZfaq to entertain myself and I find my tf2 main (sniper) telling me the truth to my face

@Yaboimonk 4 ай бұрын

Bro you didnt have to call me out like that with the soldier main

@bronzetrophy2171 2 жыл бұрын

"Everyone thinks you're weird because you smell like tuna." Mans got to have protein after going to the gym brah.

@bucketplayz43 Жыл бұрын

soldier knows the whole truth about me.. 😔

@tyrantula2484 10 ай бұрын

as one of the last people who recently turned into heavy mains,i confirm we smell like tuna.

@Husain20119 24 күн бұрын

I don't care, if i can zoom around and be a nightmare to every soldier and demo then so be it

@jammercam7922 2 жыл бұрын

As a heavy main, I feel more like a soldier main

@zebaget 2 жыл бұрын

I main medic becouse I love support classes and I love his crazy voice

@Mangle1218 2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ZealotTF2 2 жыл бұрын

so are you a sadist or a masochist?

@zebaget 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZealotTF2sadist I think

@PugGamePlays 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZealotTF2 they are neither I think

@zebaget 2 жыл бұрын

@@PugGamePlays hmm maybe...

@abo_gameng 3 күн бұрын

Did U know that the personality test is a dumb test

@idcgaming518 8 ай бұрын

Meanwhile me, someone with 2000+ hours and no main: "what am I?"

@sviatoslavs.1305 3 ай бұрын

The 10th class.

@iaxxl894 26 күн бұрын

@@sviatoslavs.1305"Meet The IdcGaming518"

@darthtitteous1215 2 жыл бұрын

Im a medic main, and I can prove I probably am a sadist…. I remember a specifically sadistic moment I had in game actually, It was payload, I was red, I was using Kritz, and it was getting down to the wire for BLU. With 10 seconds left on the clock the gathered for a final push to the next point, it was a major choke point they were stuck at, but had been picking off our team one by one, I was left with like 95% Uber meanwhile a soldier I was playing with rocket jumps right in front of me, in the same split second BLU had gathered at the choke point close to capture, then as I healed the soldier Medic said that line “I AM FULLY CHARGED”, The soldier I was healing already knew what to do, as did I, and I knew the BLU team knew what was coming, I kritz the soldier and he makes short work of the enemy, truly a glorious bloodbath, I laughed over my mic a twisted and maniacal laugh not just because of how perfectly everything lined up, but also because as we ruthlessly tore through them I can feel that hope and assurance they had of winning the match quickly turn to despair and sorrow. At the end of the charge time was up, the BLU team was decimated (literally only 1 guy was left) and the match was over. Truly one of my most favorite memories playing Team Fortress, that day I learned what it truly meant to be a medic main. Oh yeah also I’m a serial killer, I kill Rapists, and Paedophiles.

@spydrip5713 2 жыл бұрын

That's adrenaline dude

@flowerpotmadeofclay 2 жыл бұрын

My most adored medic moment is this time at pier where I was healing my entierre team but then I decided to focus on a the heavy pushing the cart(we were blu) because he was low and getting shot at. I was running vac and crossbow and I kept that man alive until we finally capped. Then I check the scores and I discover the guy was a level 3 player. Truly one of the most adored moments I have of this game, that guy was top scoring at level 3, truly a legend. After that he seemed to have noticed that I kept him alive and he probably thought “ayeeee this medic so good it’s badass I wanna play medic too” because in the next round he changed to medic, he didn’t do as good as he did before but I decided to pocket him for the fun of it. Most hilarious shit I’ve ever done

@btsmember4072 2 жыл бұрын

-Every 11 years old when they discover the word "Sadist"

@Thug_Nuts1 2 жыл бұрын

So you gathered that that you were a sadist from the fact that you had fun when you did well in a Video game and not that you gain sexual pleasure from exerting power over people or hurting them…. Okay

@flowerpotmadeofclay 2 жыл бұрын

@@Thug_Nuts1 HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL. I don’t consider myself either a saddist or a masochist, I just like playing medic lol

@raikewz8657 2 жыл бұрын

now we need a sub class version of this

@hmmm4989 2 жыл бұрын

Gunspy: You miss the old ambassador

@MorNloR 2 жыл бұрын

@@hmmm4989 JUST BECAUSE YOU CHANGE A WEAPON FOR A CLASS DOESENT FUCKING MEAN IS A SUBCLASS BECAUSE U CAN STILL GO INVIS AND BACKSTAB IS LIKE BEING A DEMOMAN WITH THE SCOTSMAN SKULLCULLCUTTER OR HOW HOWEVER THE FUCK U SAY THAT NAME INSTEAD OF BOTTLE AND SAYING YOU ARE A DEMOCUTTER

@bluee-owo 2 жыл бұрын

@@MorNloR Gunslinger engie: Your team doesn't care about you so you gotta get things get done by your own

@THEWUNDERBARGAMING 11 ай бұрын

demoknight: "alright,we get it, you own an actual sword, can you shut up and stop gettin killed!"

@yamato9753 11 ай бұрын

Battle medic: "You're an even worse sadist or masochist"

@ollirock_221 5 ай бұрын

Engineer: "You have Crippling OCD" Me: i dont even know what the hell that is but ok

@BecaAnimate 4 ай бұрын

OCD stands for Obsessive-compulsive Disorder

@RedstoneFox1595 Ай бұрын

As a medic main I can confirm we love pain

@KrispyKPL 2 жыл бұрын

This is true. As a Demo main, I can confirm that I absolutely despise fun. Never had it in my life, and never will.

@Magnamhut 2 жыл бұрын

Damn as a pyro main (im too lazy to play the game), the accuracy of this video hurts beyond a level I can explain.

@ethanbiglefthand3476 10 ай бұрын

Indeed

@lawnorris5403 16 күн бұрын

"You are either a sadist or a masochist" *Both, both is good*

@Speedster428 5 ай бұрын

Spy mains You like to work alone

@neocryst 2 жыл бұрын

pyro: "you look like a woman even though your a man" me, a pyro main for almost 3 and a half years, while struggling with the confrontation about what the hell is gender: well yes, but actually no

@quinnception631 11 ай бұрын

I have no gender .only rage

@todorpetrov4161 11 ай бұрын

same brosky

@PrismTheLoser 10 ай бұрын

Me, a trans pyro main:

@RobsonArgentina 10 ай бұрын

@@PrismTheLoser not funny 🤓 🤓 🤓

@PrismTheLoser 10 ай бұрын

@@RobsonArgentina ok

@daswarzenschwein 2 жыл бұрын

Funny how the pyro main one is literally just calling me out for my own gender

@tubamustafabingol2588 9 ай бұрын

Me two i look like a woman but i am a man and i am a pyro main

@daswarzenschwein 9 ай бұрын

@@tubamustafabingol2588 I understand English isn't your first language, but that doesn't mean I can't at least help. You would use too instead of two

@user-og2bo7gy9l Ай бұрын

@@daswarzenschweinno you would use to

@daswarzenschwein Ай бұрын

@@user-og2bo7gy9l no it's too

@john_stromboli 2 ай бұрын

"if you main medic you're either a sadist or a masochist damn they caught me

@user-bq8ro4hr3v 2 ай бұрын

sniper and demoman : you hate fun , you have no friends

@quitequeerquesadilla 2 жыл бұрын

“You look like a woman even though you are a guy” Bold of you to assume I can’t just be a woman if I want to Edit: lmao people think i'm saying this cause i'm trans or something but i'm actually literally just a girl idk what yall talking about

@flaming3624 2 жыл бұрын

downvote

@ZealotTF2 2 жыл бұрын

Soldier - it's that one over there, get him!

@mediatorfitnessmemes1966 2 жыл бұрын

YWNBAW

@ShockInazuma 2 жыл бұрын

Even though I don’t main soldier, he says a lot about me lmao

@SomoneWhoIsVeryReallyReal 6 ай бұрын

true

@AUTISM.GAMING Ай бұрын

"You spend all day playing video games and you aren't even good at them" "Have you seen my steam achievements?"

@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439 2 ай бұрын

The tuna felt weirdly specific

@demm7777 2 жыл бұрын

_moving my bookshelf speakers so their angle matches_ what do you mean crippling OCD?

@thewindwakinghero7423 2 жыл бұрын

me who doesn't care how things look . . . what do you mean crippling OCD? I have 461.3 hours in TF2 105:21:26 in engineer I don't think I have OCD . . . o-ooh I just remembered what I do when drawing this was originally supposed to be a joke, but now I'm just sad

@kornelion6014 2 жыл бұрын

You're correct, I do smell like tuna!

@DatBoiChucklez Ай бұрын

My ocd may be crippling, but my dispenser placement is impeccable

@casey_blaze9220 11 ай бұрын

When you play all classes 💀

@Copper_Akai.Ash_ Жыл бұрын

Pyro: you look like a woman even though your a guy My nonbinary ass : **wheeze cause it’s technically accurate**

@paindemiecapitaliste4176 6 ай бұрын

Why do i see comments from people that aren't real

@BwingleBorgus4 10 ай бұрын

Why did pyro just read me like a fucking book

@sarcasmish 5 ай бұрын

💀

@Cfourreal 11 ай бұрын

I thought this was an insult complination until heavy started speaking, then i read the title of the video.

@Macio_PL 2 жыл бұрын

"You hate fun" Me leaving friendlies alone and happy:

@kaydenthescottishwebbtankn9882 2 жыл бұрын

I play demo, with scout, medic ad engi as back-up mains. I identify as all of the mentioned. A lot

@Gordon_Freeman1838 3 ай бұрын

this should have been, engineer: “engineer gaming”

@perfectlypsych02 2 ай бұрын

"Your either a sadist or a masochist" Wha- I- nO- ... 😤

@SharkOSix 8 ай бұрын

The tuna smell is the sweat of progress my friend keep lifting weights and than take a cold shower

@Sonicfanthathasnobrain 3 ай бұрын

Me: Has friends and his main is sniper Sniper: You have no friends

@H0tsauc3_isSpicy 10 ай бұрын

Hudda hudda ha hudd hudda ha - *Pyro*

@sameralom754 5 ай бұрын

All the words the TF2 said just like them!

@inktime4916 7 ай бұрын

About MEDIC, that's true. I have sadistic tendencies towards people who bully the weak one and consider them like "u looser, u trash, u dosent deserve to exist, wanker". Or just hate them cause of fursona, and bullying em for their entire time. UNBEARABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

@hoggerguy2151 11 ай бұрын

I didn’t read the title and I thought this was about the tf2 classes roasting you

@ThejucejamMCH Ай бұрын

"Me? An engineer? No way." Me when the tv volume is 26: 🤬💔💥🔫 💥🔫💥🔫

@Karterarts2020 6 күн бұрын

"you have crippling OCD" I KNOW😭😭😭

@kaythenekoboy1503 6 ай бұрын

That last one is a hot take of ever I've seen one

@-DuckyLucifer- 9 ай бұрын

my main is reallly explaining me..."you have no friends"

@MisfitRed22 Ай бұрын

Me, a medic main: “…” “Goddammit, he’s right!”

@EpikMemer69 Ай бұрын

Me that plays all classes and doesn't main any: "I have no such weaknesses"

@Changed_the_box-cat 2 ай бұрын

Me as a medic, pyro main: “I see this as an absolute win!”

@blackhat7507 Ай бұрын

Saxton hale:your just a fan nobody enjoys!your just a man child who’s playing with toys!

@paulgrundy6864 3 ай бұрын

Demoman: you’re drunk

@jakobparaschos9693 Жыл бұрын

Thanks Pyro.

@The_Iron_Storyteller 11 ай бұрын

I like engineer as a character cause he can either be a pro or a nightmare

@johithestar414 11 ай бұрын

me maining heavy being a goddamn skeleton:"yeah that's about right"

@yaboiabarri730 2 ай бұрын

Ok- WHY DID THE MEDIC ONE COME OUT ACCURATE

@haha_funny4619 11 ай бұрын

As a person who never played TF2 I see this as a absolute win

@user-mh9wf3wd1d 6 күн бұрын

Sniper:”you have no friends” HOW THE F*CK DID YOU KNOW-

@Scoutussy 8 ай бұрын

I love that it sounds like they’re insulting you

@MIMIK6260 10 күн бұрын

My friends and i play tf2, and this is 100% accurate

@insertscreechingskeletonhe2792 10 ай бұрын

Spy could never be more correct

@basil_726 9 ай бұрын

Never thought I'd hear someone call Naruto garbage, and it was fucking spy of all people

@Goldenleyend 9 ай бұрын

No I dont hate fun I- *looks back at my whole life* my gosh...

@Anthony_Beatrix 6 ай бұрын

Love how every character means nothing good, and I'm all in for it.

@Chrizz_YT 3 ай бұрын

Oh I'm a sniper main and i confirm that i have no friends 👍

@PurpleVR1114 20 күн бұрын

WHY IS THE PYRO ONE SO ACCURATE