Shoutout to Zaphod for being a gigachad. RIP Ivan, he didn't deserve to go like that. Also John was the coolest guy I've met in DayZ, sorry for being a sociopath.

When he shot homeboy with the shotgun I fucking lost it😂😂

In DayZ if anyone is friendly to you, the whole time they are pretending to be friendly keep topping up on charcoal tablets (sneakily) it will drive trolling Zesty Polvo's mad.

that guy saying he left his clothes in a bush so you guys wouldnt take them sounds like trauma

Bro, such classic Zesty. Love seeing another great DayZ vid. Stick with Dayz, you nailed it on the fear of KOS making the game great. Your videos are the best over the other troll streamers!!!

Continuing to raise the bar for DayZ content with every upload, brotherman!

Fun fact: Redbull got sued for not giving you wings. They lost, and redbull paid out 13 million dollars. What a world. =) Btw, also epic betrayals in this one. I liked it

Another great video! I really love your editing style and it always makes me laugh a lot. My favourite edit was in the video "the mummy of berezino" (part 2) when suddenly you came across another player that had a sharpened stick and right as he went into battle stance, the song "kong fu fighting" started haha. That was awesome man. Since you are really skilled at pvp, have you ever thought of making a pvp guide?

I started crying when you played the Black Ops music and they were covering the Fire-station hallway 😭 oh my God

I mean there are alot of really good players streaming/making videos of dayz but you are surely one of the most entertaining. Laughing my a*s off alot watching your clips! 👍😁

Hey Im fairly certain we met and played together. Its me Anton. With the police outfit on. Sorry you died looting that one dude before we got to military base. We carried on and were ambushed near the base. I cant speak for the other two, but I died. Good times and gg! Thanks for the fun. Hope I made it into a video coming up. If that was you anyways. LOL

Love ya stuff as always Mr P. Great edit an music. Thank for ya time

I need more Polvo content, It's insane how good he is. I watched every DayZ video in like 10 days since I knew him

Love that cozy Runescape music in the background of the fire :D

That slap sounds then the echo was peak comedy

Never laughed this hard to a dayz video lmao subbed

Wish i had a PC so i could find and play with ya one day, Zesty. Hooe you doing good man! Video is funny as hell though 😂 Thank you so much for amazing uploads! ❤

Best outro on KZfaq, such a catchy jingle ❤ love you zesty

KOS gives the small interactions you get on occasion mean all that much more. It gives something to remember.

Awesome Polvo.. Love your work!

The Skyrim music really ties it together lol

That guy being such a big fan he betrayed you first is so funny

u're just cold as ice :D i can relate so well. wouldn't be fuc*in able to avoid laughin into the mic from time to time...

The COD music… oh the memories

At 8:56 that guy exactly speaks like Patch the hyena from the Dark Souls series and he acts as diabolical (and stupid) as Patch hahaha

5:24 that bo1 Music was perfect

"Lesson One" could not have gone any better!

this game can be so ruthless sometimes all the time

Bro I literally love your channel

I notice that some players recognize you in game. Have you ever thought about "robbing" them, playing DayZ Trivia, then making them dance and sing your outro? That would be comical and funny AF to watch! 😂

Good as always keep it up bro!

Your character tho, during the interaction with Dirty 😂

3:54 You just executed that Finnish guy

U make DayZ funnier than expected .

the tatical music at 5:20 while one strafed and the other layed down was good, it looked like a low budget movie with untrained actors

omg u got me at 5:22 🤣🤣🤣

yum yum TunaBits lmfao i cant stop laughing

"i wasnt playing for a while, i got this game a week ago" wow gj selling that crab :D

You so cold I love it 😂

Amazing as always!

8:15 - 9:15 the full DayZ experience in 1 minute.

11:36 I agree. That uncertainty of who is friendly and who isnt definitely makes dayz more fun. Ya never know who to trust…

that was something truly special

"I’m sick!!????" The best to hear💀

Yo the fuckin MW2 music when dudes walks into frame had me dead 😂😂

THAT WAS SUS, the firestation was the funniest shit

You are right about KOS. It's annoying as fuck sometimes but it's why I always come back to DayZ

Youre f**king savage. Every player you befriend-betray is another KOS'er born lol

Ive been absent from most of your streams lately where i used to never miss one. I also had to stop being a member. Just have had alot going on. Still love what you do and really enjoyed the video. Take care brother!!

the black ops music lol

As long as we don't go into an actual apocalyptic environment IRL you'll be ok.

Keep the OP Skyrim music going ! Outstanding.

You need more subs. Great Top notch content. It almost feels like I’m watching a KZfaqr with millions of subs

LMAO literal npcs at the fire station

yum yum tuna bits

The Seztiness of Polvo is back 🔥🥦🇺🇸🥩🥧

Someone in that firestation was watching your stream for sure

Lmao the guy sound like Ante from Road to Vostok

always golden Mr Polvo...

An extraordinary experience..!

I must say. this one was good Polvo... this one was good.

Best song of all time. Nice one 9:36

These edits 😂😂😂

3:56 😂🥦💚

Duudeee this Video is so epic again

I play on console but i hope to one day run into zesty. It would be the pinnacle of my dayz experience.

for the love of god, what is the sound effect 9:47 from? It's eating my mind

nice video zesty still no backflip content tho

no way he fed you human steak and you grunt right after killing him lol

I agree with ur KOS theory

whqt server do u play on?

👏👏👏 Well Done Polvo!

9:37 bro was listening to barbie so signa

Didn't know this Skyrim mode

🥦🔥 as always

Love it!

My longest lasting character was in October and I never grew a beard bc I looked like fucking zombie 😂

You mercenary monster :DD

I think I found you by the video why people hate dayz that was when I first started playing

Ez money 💰 hope things are well Polvo.

Not skipping ads cus i havent been on ur live

3:47 Pure Evil.

9:35 💀💀😭😭🤣

"well this is the expert right here" pans to dude being fed meat while target practicing on zombies lol. I killed and ate the first person i saw yesterday because my camping skills have got rusty. I don't want peace, I want problems always !!

he forgot lesson 1

Please say “Sit. Random Gyro”

8:02 I havent played in a while. I got this game in a week ago. SUS LEVEL 9000

I'm sorry but so far I've watched this twice so far 😂 👍🏻

You can easily make 100m GP with high alching, some R2H Plus its such fast leveling

Odd ah upload schedule

these skyrim sounds xDD

This is why u can’t trust anyone in dayz

So as a fellow sociopath nothing feels sweeter than completely passing the friendly check playing for a long time to betray someone its why I love Tarkov, and ghosts of Tabor but sadly my DayZ luck is negative and I only find what I will never need till i need it.

Never trust anyone ❤️

because of this type of video, I don't trust anyone on dayz

Wow Bro, Excellent ! Your video's just keep getting better, I couldn't quit laughing. Thanks for all the hard work you put into them, it is very appreciated !

hahahahahahahahaha

Nice 👍

i saw this vd before

hahaha i love it how this dude towards the end keeps thinking your new to the game and won't stop telling the other guy about how nice they are, what the honnor-codex of dayz is, how to act kindly and so on, simply not knowing he's traveling with the main-antagonist of all dayz-niceguys out there XD I CAN'T, "lesson one, never trust anybody" xD *"anybody"* it's that unique bittersweet joy you create, so toxic and forbidden >:D