50% Manly 50% *gAyNeSs*

"Jojo is gay" Some people: *speech about toxic masculinity* Other people: this

1, 2, 3, 4!! I don't even know if this message That I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone Surely, forever and ever, I will be A mad Matryoshka covered in patches My headache is singing about a package The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock No one would tell me why But the world has begun to rotate in reverse Ah, I'm about to crack and burst So I throw away all of my memories Ah, I want to know All the way to the bottom Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4![1] Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys Let's just laugh everything off Hurry up and dance, you group of fools! Together let's clap our childish hands To this intentionally deranged rhythm Surely, I couldn't care less about everything The world's temperature is beginning to melt You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2 Ah, I'm about to throw up Please accept me and everything about me Ah, with your two hands Please take me in Uh, would you please listen to my important talk? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer Shall we try something even more wonderful? Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!" Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more Asking you to wait, I wait and wait Before I become completely alone You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2 (Lie, lie) Drink yourself wasted! (Lie, lie) Sing! (Lie, lie) Today, too I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys Let's just laugh everything off Dance quickly, and get out of my sight! Kiss kiss kiss kiss La lu la taiyaiya Aa iyattatta Kiss kiss kiss kiss La lu la taiyaiya Aa iyattatta ( I’m sorry, I tried to fix it.) 😭

For anyone wondering, this cover is by Glutamine, the song being Matryoshka. He's one of my favorites

This is the second gayest thing I saw right after giorno

caesar: dead kakyoin: dead rohan: WAT

さりげなく2部と3部入れてくれるあたり神か…… あと露伴先生のあのねの破壊力えぐいて

Please stop hating on this and think how much time the person put into this. They worked hard, show them respect

Can we talk about the fact that Jotaro is so apathetic he's making star platinum lift his arm

The song is _"Matryoshka"_ sung by Hatsune Miku and GUMI *_Glutamine_* is the guy covering this

I religiously watch this at least once every 2 days

So here's the lyrics for people wondering and on-screen stuff. A few lyrics in the beginning are different due to the on-screen text Note: The song TL is not mine, all I did was grab this from the Vocaloid Lyrics wiki. The Josuke/Rohan parts I asked various ppl pretty much and used DeepL lol. If anyone wants to correct this tell me and I'll edit this Okuyasu: So hey, Josuke: Hm? Okuyasu: Today's a drinking part right? Josuke: Yeah. Okuyasu: So how many people are coming today? Josuke: Um well, including you and me 1, 2, 3 ,4, about 4? Okuyasu: That so, who's coming? Josuke: Um well, there's me, you, Jotaro-sensei, Joestar-sensei, and Koichi Josuke/Okuyasu: 5 people?/3 people? Eh! On-Screen Text Above Them: Idiot I don't even even know if this message that I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone. Surely, forever and ever, I will be a mad Matryoshka covered in patches. My headache is singing about a package. The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock. No one would tell me why, but the world has begun to rotate in reverse. Ah, I'm about to crack and burst, so I throw away all of my memories. Ah, I want to know, all the way to the bottom. Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings. What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys. Let's just laugh everything off. Hurry up and dance, you group of fools! Together let's clap our childish hands to this intentionally deranged rhythm, Surely, I couldn't care less about everything. The world's temperature is beginning to melt. You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure (adventure)? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2. Ah, I'm about to throw up. Please accept me and everything about me. Ah, with your two hands, please take me in. Rohan: I said, so you like me that much? Text next to flustered Josuke: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT Uh, would you please listen to my important talk? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks. I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer. Shall we try something even more wonderful? Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!" Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more. Josuke: Just don't cry like a baby later Rohan: Cry? Who are you talking about? Asking you to wait, I wait and wait, before I become completely alone. You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure (adventure)? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2. Drink yourself wasted! Sing! Today, too, I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches. Text on Rohan's back: Higashikata Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings. What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys. Let's just laugh everything off. Dance quickly, and get out of my sight! kiss kiss kiss kiss la lu la taiyaiya aa iyattatta kiss kiss kiss kiss la lu la taiyaiya aa iyattatta BGM: Matryoshka (Glutamine) Pairings: JosuRoSuke/JotaKakJota/JoseCaeJose Artist: elevenfoot (you know when you look at it this mad is pretty much tops vs bottoms lol)

Someone: Jojo is gay! Kakyoin, Ceasar, and Rohan: Which one? *All Jojos are in visible panic because they all think of themselves as the gay closeted Jojo*

Josuke & Rohan: i hate you, but i want you Jotaro & Kakyoin: -U look sexy +Stfu Joseph & Caesar: YES.

四部は見た事ないけど最高ですねこれは間違いない

Me: "sees russian word" Me again: 🗿 is that russia reference? [Im from russia]

I cant understand this physically but i understand it mentally.

I lost my shit when Caesar and kakyoin entered the scene

im so ashamed i’ve had this video on repeat for the past two months, im completely obsessed with the song, visuals, ships. this is honestly a blessing 😭💖💖💖

Translation (of conversation other than lyrics): 0:00 - 0:15 So hey, today's supporters (background singers?), how many are there? Not including me, there are 1, 2, 3, 4- 4 people in total, right? Oh, really? So then- who are the supporters gonna be? There's me, you, Jotaro-san, Mr. Joestar, Koichi... (Josuke and Okuyasu say at the same time) 5 people? 3 people? (background word = "IDIOT") 1:11 - 1:16 Josuke holds up a scroll saying "Kishibe" with a heart Artist's note in asterisks say: "Pay attention to the sudden change in artstyle." 1:55 - 1:57 (Part of the lyrics) Josuke: Don't cry "it hurts it hurts" by the time it happens, yeah? Rohan: Cry? Who are you talking about? 2:07 - 2:21 You guys in the back, can you hear me? All together now! Kishibe! Kishibe! Kishibe! Kishibe! Just you and me, lets go on a date! (hey!) Date! (hey!) Date! Just you and me, lets go on an unimaginable love adventure! With crooked stepping, dance! Dance! And the lyrics go on as normal. Thanks for reading! Hope this helps.

Non Jojo fan: JoJos gay Jojo fan: HOW DARE YOU! also Jojo fandom: *t h i s*

Fun fact: you probably didn't search for this, but youtube recommended this for you You watching some weird cool videos

I cant understand the lyrics, there are no captions. All i know is "gay"

いや、何回みても幸せwwwこのペア最高だろ

Im straight and no one can change that Thumbnail:say it again

1:09 Jotaro: No! No! No! Star Platinum: yes! yes! yes! YES!

когда единственное, что ты можешь подпеть : кАРИнкА-МаРИнка МАТРЁШКА!1!

Song: Matryoshka [マトリョーシカ] Singer: Glutamine [ぐるたみん]

Moral of the story: Josuke is just perverted psychopath.

one two three four! what's the point of even bothering sending out a message, if no one ever sees yes, forever this is what i shall be stitched back up with patches, a m a t r y o s h k a ! my head sings something of a package, see that clock on the wall, it's not moving from three i tried to ask but no one ever told me why suddenly the the ground was up, the earth became the sky ah, now i'm cracking up throw away my thoughts, they'll get out anyway ah, i just wanna know what lies deep within now hey there, dance a bit more, loosen up here! kalinka, malinka -- pluck all my strings, please! with these feelings, what should i do? won't you tell me, you're the only one who knows good reception, five two four! freud, or keloid, or--just hit my keys, please! nothing matters, let's laugh it all off hurry, fool! loosen up, come and dance with me! together now let's clap our childlike hands keep ourselves in time, though we may not understand surely, i don't care about anything even as the temperature rises a degree you and i together for a rendevouz? rendevouz? wanna rendevouz? maybe you'd like an adventure too? crooked stepping, crooked stepping one two one two! ah, think i'll throw it up take me as i am, it's all or nothing else ah, with those cold two hands take me, flaws and all now hey there, won't you listen, it means a lot to me? kalinka, malinka -- just pinch my cheeks, please! i can't take this torture no more! should we fool around when nobody's home? oh pain, the pain! but don't you dare cry out parade, or marade, or -- just clap a bit more wait, just stay! it's worth all that pain just don't leave me all alone when i can't breathe you and i together for a rendevouz? rendevouz? wanna rendevouz? maybe you'd like an adventure too? crooked stepping, crooked stepping one two one two! (right, right!) drinking everything (right, right!) make a fuss of things! (right, right!) it's the same thing, stitched back up with patches, a m a t r y o s h k a ! hey hey hey, dance a bit more, loosen up here! kalinka, malinka -- pluck all my strings, please! with these feelings, what should i do? won't you tell me, you're the only one who knows good reception, five two four! freud, or keloid, or -- just hit my keys, please! nothing matters, let's laugh it all off hurry fool, you're someone i don't want to see!

2:28 HOLY I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO BECOME BDSM

мне кажется, из миллиона просмотров, что есть на этом видео, я посмотрел 100 000 раз, как минимум..

2:32 *I see the gay runs in the family.*

No one's gonna talk about how Caesar has a CROSS painted in his nose?!

うp主様こんなに尊い動画を世に放ってくれてありがとうございます…！

*me being rohan on discord: gay panicing*

**others are cheering** Jotaro: I'm not doing that, Star Platinum you do it.

I love how Jotaro is just lazy and uses Star Platinum Also Josuke and balalayka is the best

イラストが素敵すぎて何回でも見に来てしまう😇🫶すごい憧れる！！

WTF IS UP WITH THE THUMBNAIL 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

*_THIS KEPT STAYING IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS AND I RESISTED FOR SO LONG BUT HERE I AM_*

I can't focus on gay stuff when I'm getting lit to the song

THE CROSS ON CAESAR’S NOSE HAD ME GIGGLING 💀💀

Love how Star Platinum is doing all the work for Jotaro😹😹😹

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE POWERFUL VOICE WOW BOI WHO'S SINGING?

Kakyoin and Ceasar like ghosts:hEEY Rohan:HEEY..... *wHAt-*

Honestly I don’t ship this but the art is amazing and the song is straight up fire

боже, какая прекрасная рисовка. и песня. черт, превосходно 😭💞

I just noticed Ceasar had a cross on his nose....... SSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAA

I love the fact Josuke is singing into a paper cup

サムネに釣られた人✋

This is literally one of the best songs I've ever heard. My life is never going to be the same again

American: *Memes* China: *Gay memes*

My recommended is both cursed and blessed.

Я не понимаю текста но тут есть некоторое количество русских слов, прекрасный Какёин, потрясающий Цезарь и абсолютно божественный Рохан Я ПРОСТО ВЛЮБЛЕНА В ЭТО

Матрёшка хы :) Мне так нравиться когда это говорят люди с других стран

Caesar and Joseph: straight up flirting Jotaro and kakyoin: checking eachother out, Rohan and Josuke: OÍ, WHAT THE FU-

WHY IS KAKYION SO CUTE FOR SOME REASON

...一回画面暗くしてみ。 ニヤけたバケモン映ってるでﾆｮﾎﾎﾎｵﾌﾌﾌｯｸﾞﾌﾌﾌﾌﾌﾌﾝｗ

0:46 Nobody: … Subtitles: I'll throw out all the children!

rohan: im araki josuke: im araki's favorite

damn kakyoin and caesar looking clean asf edit: guys please i dont ship this anymore im not weird.

Welcome back to the latest episode of What The Fuck Did I Just Find

承太郎さんの自分では手を上げないスタイル好き

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF "WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMENDED?!"

the part that broke me was at the end near 2:50 bc the japanese essentially translates to "hold up! please don't go and leave me all alone" and it showed kakyoin, caesar and (technically) rohan

Я типа одна пошла искать комментарии про матрёшку?

I do not ship this, but I’ll respect you guys ships

Stand: [М А Т Р Е Ш К А] Stand master: [Bear with vodka]

国は違えど伝えたいことが絵で分かるから絵が上手い人は凄いなぁ…

Yo: * escucho música clásica * KZfaq: * me recomienda un video con una miniatura super gay de jojo * Also yo: 👁👄👁 * click *

why am i finding this just now this is a masterpiece

Ceasar: cross Kakyoin: sakura flower Josuke: star Jotaro: tears Joseph: lines that looks likes whiskers Rohan: the same as his earings That some simbolysim right there, hmm, good shit

The JoJo's be looking yandere af and when Caesar and Kakyoin joined... I lost my shit. We all love some fanservice.

Josuhan best ship after Caejose and Jotakak

Well, to be fair, I am a rather beautiful man..

Look at how kakyoin and jotaro are staring at each other in the last part ugh they we're absolutely robbed 😪

I accidentally streamed this to the TV in the living room. S-h-i-t

is it just me or does one of the guys whos singing actually sounds like josuke

this song made me look in to josuhan, and realised... goddamnit that's the second yaoi jojo ship i'm into how many more years later the video gets recommended again and i'm just back to being a _low-life_

I don't speak any of this, but this is a straight up bop

thumbnail atracted me left happy because i found much more than the thumbnail

i can’t stop watching this help.

Full Lyrics: ----------------------------------------- 1, 2, 3, 4!! I don't even know if this message That I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone Surely, forever and ever, I will be A mad Matryoshka covered in patches My headache is singing about a package The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock No one would tell me why But the world has begun to rotate in reverse Ah, I'm about to crack and burst So I throw away all of my memories Ah, I want to know All the way to the bottom Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4![1] Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys Let's just laugh everything off Hurry up and dance, you group of fools! Together let's clap our childish hands To this intentionally deranged rhythm Surely, I couldn't care less about everything The world's temperature is beginning to melt You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2 Ah, I'm about to throw up Please accept me and everything about me Ah, with your two hands Please take me in Uh, would you please listen to my important talk? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer Shall we try something even more wonderful? Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!" Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more Asking you to wait, I wait and wait Before I become completely alone You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous? A rendezvous? Or maybe a unimaginable adventure? With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2 (Lie, lie) Drink yourself wasted! (Lie, lie) Sing! (Lie, lie) Today, too I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches Uh, would you please dance even more? Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings What should I do with this kind of emotions? Won't you please tell me? The signal reception is good, 5-2-4! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys Let's just laugh everything off Dance quickly, and get out of my sight! Kiss kiss kiss kiss La lu la taiyaiya Aa iyattatta Kiss kiss kiss kiss La lu la taiyaiya Aa iyattatta ----------------------------------------- 1, 2, 3, 4!! Kangae sugi no messeeji Dare ni todoku kamo shirenai de Kitto watashi wa itsu demo sou Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika Zutsuu ga utau paakeeji Itsu made tatte mo hari wa yoji Dare mo oshiete kurenai de Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu Aa, waresou da Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite Aa, shiritai na Fukaku made Ano ne, motto ippai matte choudai Karinka? Marinka? Gen o hajiite Konna kanjou doushiyou ka? Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? Kando ryoukou 5-2-4 Furoito? Keroido? Ken o hataite Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze Sassato odore yo baka damari Tende youchi na te o tatakou Waza to kurutta choushi de hora Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii Sekai no ondo ga tokete iku Anata to watashi de randebuu? Randebuu? Hora randebuu? Arama tondetta abanchuuru? Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2 Ah, hakisou da Watashi no zenbu uketomete Ah, sono ryoute de Uketomete Ano ne, chotto kiite yo daiji na koto Karinka? Marinka? Hoo o tsunette Datte datte gaman dekinai no Motto suteki na koto o shiyou? Itai itai nante nakanaide Pareido? Mareido? Motto hataite Matte nante itte matte matte Tatta hitori ni naru mae ni Anata to watashi de randebuu? Randebuu? Hora randebuu? Arama tondetta abanchuuru? Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2 (rai rai) Yoi tsubuse (rai rai) utai dase (rai rai) kyou mo hora Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika (Nee nee nee) Motto ippai matte choudai Karinka? Marinka? Gen o hajiite Konna kanjou doushiyou ka? Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? Kando ryoukou 5-2-4 Furoito? Keroido? Ken o hataite Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze Sassato odotte inaku nare Chu chu chu chu Ra ru ra taiyaaiyaa Aa iyattatta Chu chu chu chu Ra ru ra taiyaaiyaa Aa iyattatta

me before this video: ah its probably just something funny me, 2 minutes in: oh

Josuke: **lays on Rohan's couch** Draw me like one of your manga girls Rohan: What in the literal hell... Did Koichi put you up to this?

I’ve never been that person but sorry bros i gotta post this for karaoke night 🏃‍♂️💨 yes i spent 45mins on this 😔✋ --Lyrics-- Tte ka saa.. (un?) Kyou nomikai jyan (Un un?) Nannin kurai kun no Etto ne...ore to omae fukumete Ichi, ni, san, yon Yon nin kana? (Ah, sou nanda?) Ehh, jya dare kun no? Etto nee Ore to omae to Tanaka to Marcus to Tulio... (?)San nin jyan! (Eh?!) Kangae sugi no messeeji Dare ni todoku kamo shirenai de Kitto watashi wa itsu demo sou Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika! Nonde nonde, nonde! Nonde nonde, nonde! Nonde nonde, nonde! Ike! Zutsuu ga utau paakeeji Itsu made tatte mo hari wa yoji Dare mo oshiete kurenai de Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu Ahh, waresou da Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite~ Ahh, shiritai na Fukaku made-de-de! Ano ne, motto ippai matte choudai Karinka? Marinka? Gen o hajiite Konna kanjou doushiyou ka? Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? Kando ryoukou 5-2-4 Furoito? Keroido? Ken o hataite Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze Sassato odore yo baka damari Ah, parira parira parira! (Hai hai!) Parira parira, Nonde! Parira parira parira! (Hai hai!) Parira parira, Nonde! Tende youchi na te o tatakou Waza to kurutta choushi de hora Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii Sekai no ondo ga tokete iku Anata to watashi de randebuu? Randebuu? Haheheho~ Arama tondetta abanchuuru? Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2! Ahh, hakisou da Watashi no zenbu uketomete~ Ahh, sono ryoute de Uketomete-te-te! Ano ne? Chotto kiite yo daiji na koto Karinka? Marinka? Hoo o tsunette Datte datte gaman dekinai no Motto suteki na koto o shiyou? Itai, itai, nante nakanaide! Pareido? Mareido? Motto hataite Matte, nante itte matte, matte! Tatta hitori ni naru mae ni~ Hai! Kochisou sama ga kikoenai! Sore ekken, ekken! Ekken, ekken! Anata to watashi de randebuu? (Hey!) Randebuu? (Hey!) Randebuu? (Hey!) Arama tondetta abanchuuru? Ashidori yugande ike, ike! (Rai rai) Yoi tsubuse (Rai rai) Utai dase (Rai rai) Kyou mo hora Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika! (Nee, nee, nee) Motto ippai matte choudai Karinka? Marinka? Gen o hajiite Konna kanjou doushiyou ka? Chotto oshiete kurenai ka? Kando ryoukou 5-2-4! Furoito? Keroido? Ken o hataite Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze Sassato odotte inaku nare~ (Chu chu chu chu la lu la taiyaiya iya iyatta ta) Inaku nare!~ (Chu chu chu chu Ra ru ra taiyaaiyaa Aa iyattatta) Yeah! Yeah! (Chu chu chu chu Ra ru ra taiyaaiyaa Aa iyattatta) tuturutturutturururu (chu chu chu chu la lu la taiyaiya iya iyatta ta) tuturutturutturururu

This feels illegal in like 10 ways

sometimes i question how the source material can give so much imagination to a fandom i w h a t

2:53 this is legit just all the jojos in part 4 and their gay ship partners

introducing the bottoms! 2:47

私が好きなCPじゃないか！(全部) 最後発狂してしまった_:(´ω`」 ∠):_

I don't ship Rosuke, but I listen to this on a daily basis

Are we not going to talk about how perverted josuke is being to rohan

Yo ahora puedo morir en paz. La mejor canción de Vocaloid con el mejor anime. Ya está, gracias a todos por tanto.

Killer queen has already touched this video

I clicked for the thumbnail was not disappointed at all!

Nobody absolutely nobody Casual homie aquaintances in 2019: "This cant be gay cause I like girls and I'm wearing socks"

remember; josuke is 16 and rohan is 20

Я на протяжении всего видео: причем здесь "матрёшка" и "калинка малинка"