I didn't know Kaeya was such a slacker

A staple part of gacha experience is to watch the suffering of another

FINALLY, SOMEONE NOTICES "Mt. Aozang" WAS CHANGED TO "Mt. Aocang"

as a kaeya main the moment you said "kaeya constellations" on event banner i started yelling

at this point,getting kaeya constelation is harder than getting a five star

Me knowing that Kaeya, Amber and Lisa are non-existent on the Event Banner : oh no, oh no, oh nonononono

Mi sister got one Kaeya in the permanent banner. On that moment, we said: oh it sucks. But bro, we were just too foolish to know that it was a gift of god Edit: wtf why so many likes? Edit 2: now my sister have c5 Kaeya

As soon as I heard you say “will kaeya come home?” I was like, oh no-

"Kaeya please" Me: you...he's...girl...he's not in the event banner...

When he said "OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER", I felt that

I saw you talk about Kaeya and immediately knew what was about to happen I'm so sorry 😭😭😭

*hears her talking about kaeya* Me: *oh no*

your xingqiu curse is my dream pls give me more water bois

why did no one in her stream tell her that kaeya lisa and amber aint on the limited banner? edit: nvm they did lmao

3:55 the music. the gacha. the meteor. THEY ALL SYNC SO FAR THE BEST EDITTED GACHA PULL ON KZfaq I’VE SEEN

0:48 is this why I have 0 cons for my xingqiu 🤨

LITERALLY WHY WOULD MIHOYO NOT PUT AMBER, LISA AND KAEYA ON THE EVENT BANNER

4:00 r we going to ignore the way she edited the music? that was hype af, loved it

Who’s gonna tell them that Kaeya constellations are only obtainable from standard

That small streamer that dish donated to was so sweet!! I love her voice, dish was so nice!

i spent 60 wishes on yanfei and never got her this is so painful-

now I understand where all my Xingqius went because I literally reached soft pity before getting a single one lol

I pulled 77 times for zhongli and got qiqi instead. I GRINDED FOR MONTHS I BOUGHT WELKIN MOON FOR HIM and I got a depressed zombie child.. I cried for the entire day. Edit 6/18/2022: After my third time losing the 50/50 to Qiqi, I quit for a LONG time. I missed the second Zhongli rerun banner while in that era. But now that I need genshin more than ever for stress relief and friends coming back to it, I cannot reinstall it because I don't have enough storage. I tried to delete EVERYTHING on my laptop but nothing really worked. So basically I cannot play until around the 2nd of July, which is when I will get a new hard drive with 1TB of storage installed. I have made a promise to myself that when I come back, I am going to save my primos and my guaranteed for Zhongli or a really hot or cute woman. Soo, that won't happen for a long time. Anyways, 3rd Zhongli rerun when?

All these things about Zhongli’s Osmanthus Wine line are reminding me of the time I was showing my friend Zhongli and telling her about the line and he said it right after.

me the moment you first said about wanting kaeya constellations from limited: **oh honey**

If it makes you any better, it's almost 100% certain that Kaeya is in the next monthly shop. That's because we had Amber in the previous one, and Lisa is at the shop atm. If the pattern is the same as early monthly shop rotation before, then Kaeya would be in the next rotation.

As a Kaeya main dying for Kaeya cons, I feel you. Down to every atom of my being. 😭

4:00 music and scene satisfyingly lines up

Its crazy how many people don't know that Amber Lisa and Kaeya are only available on standard banner... You literally have a 0% chance anywhere else. Not even a joke if you check the banner details they're only on standard.

I don't have Xingqiu at all this is like watching someone drowning in water while I am dehydrated!!

You only can get Kaeya on standard banner, so it's quicker that you buy his constellations at Paimon's shop

“Are you gonna get a 5* at this point” “That’s what i’m *afraid* of” Game: Let’s give her a 5*

The guitar swell into getting him was TRULY necessary

I hope you get 3 straight back to back kaeya next time

I love how her mic peaks everytime she says "DEBATE CLUB!!!!" its so funny

when you're desperately waiting for a zhongli rerun so you just watch other people getting him

Players who really want Zhongli and didn't get him , sadge 😭😭

you got Zhong li and Skyward harp ( one of the best weapons in the game) , that's a good pull session.

"'you're gonna get a five star at this point' that's what i'm afraid of" *gets a five star* *perfectly timed cut to ad*

me: I don't need Zhongli, I have good shielders and supports Zhongli: shaare the memory me: that credit card slamming tiktok meme*

Those 50 dollars were worth it, that 5 star reaction LMAO

I wish I had qiqi.... A lot of people sound pretty disappointed when they get qiqi instead of someone else they wanted but I’ve wanted her since I started *lmao*

The way my soul just left my body when you realized-

Nobody: Me, a Xingqui main: *Jealously*

13:00 when realization hits. *Stonks*

aight she is chill, imma join this fandom

"at least we have zhongli kicking a spear to make us happy" so true

The moment she realized Kaeya was not on the Limited Character banner is more painful to watch than Scotts Tots.

Im so sorry that Kaeya didn't came to you! He will, one-day! (And soon he will return to shop, so you would get at least from there!)

I really hope this isn't your villain origin story!

At this point, kaeya coming home is rarer than your dad coming come.

We are all in Love with Zhonglis voice 💖 He made me crying 😭

Kaeya is so hard to get 🤧 I'm happy I got him at c1

*OSMANTHUS-*

The fact that you pulled zhongli and it synced well with the beat drop😂

I'm unfrementing your wine and making it into grape juice Diona: Write that down write that down

The black and white edit and the echo make it so much more funny oh god 😂 It was so much fun once again c:

I wish I had so many Xingqius ;-; f2p pain.

Seeing a smile on a small streamer's face after gifted subs is priceless

Thank you for all the positivity in all the videos! Keep it up. Great content.

ive arrived with my order: 🍟

XD When the realisation hit that hes really only on the Standard banner great

Dish: zhongli Subtitles: holy John he

I just watched this video- Then I made a wish one Eula’s banner and I got her- Then I made a wish on the permanent banner and I got Diluc- Dish you are blessed

Her : gets a lot of xingqiu Me : sobs in c1 xingqiu as a xingqiu main

Wait, you can only get Kaeya on the standard?? and here I was also rolling for his cons on the event banner Oh God all my primos-

YOU ARE SO LUCKY AND SO KIND I LOVE DISH

i love how she eventually tries to trickthe game into giving her kaeya gotta love dish

"at least we have zhongli kicking spear to make us happy" XD

Aww that thing you said about Kaeya being at the tavern so often cause he wants to be with his brother - gurrrl 😭♥️ Congrats on getting Zhongli and Yanfei btw 😊

Well some people learn stuff the hard way folks. Let that be a lesson for us all in the future.

LMAOOO ur dono noise i love it!!! i’m new to ur channel dish but i have to watch ur stream now

Oh no the realization was so painful 😭 But congrats on getting Zhongli!!

And here I am with 0 constellations for my Xingqiu, darn it

How the hell you get so many yanfei 😂 she was the hardest to get for me! Daddy geo came home first before she did

Knowing is half the battle. :) You're amazing btw, helping out smaller streamers. Never change.

me knowing my pity is fricked from getting childe: to the summons we go

I knew it yet it still hurt when we got to the confirmation part 😭😭😭 this felt like watching a top 10 anime betrayals compilation

Here I am binge watching every character summons vids by dish and the scamily. Gathering all the leftover luck for kazuha's rerun 🧙‍♂️

Omg !! You actually won your 50-50 and the timing of zhongli exactly matched the drop of his theme song !! You really had luck this time Dish !! 😂😂

Aw, shout out to that one guy. He was such a sweetheart. ;-;

Looking for his cutscene made me find this channel, hella worth it

The despair in your eyes 😭😭😭

AAAAA DISH I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU (i love how u put zhongli's theme over him coming home YESSSSS) 7:08 y'all definitely made her day omg that was so wholesome 9:18 UR REACTION BAHAHAH 10:18 facts!!!

Next month shop we are both getting our C1 Kaeya! :)

Help I'm laughing my ass off I'm so glad YT somehow recommended this vid to me

your channel is so fun! you've become my new favorite genshin youtuber haha

It’s been a while since I have laughed this long through a KZfaq video. I just recently discovered you and thank you so much. KEEP DOING YOU.

Very cool video! Glad you got him!

“I’ve been staring at this Childe banner for what feels like months!” Well, you’re in luck because dual Childe rerun is comming soon-

I love how every time Zhongli or a wanted charecter comes home, the theme changes to him

I love how the best part of his theme started playing when you pulled him lol

may the genshin gods bless me with the xingqiu curse, I’ve been stuck with the Xiangling curse since october

I love how we sometimes reverse psychology the game during pulls, as if mihoyo and RNGesus is actually listening AHAHAHA

I love your backgound music so much. It is Epic!

I havnt had a Genshin video make me smile or laugh so much. You’re my fave creator now!

me whos been trying so hard for diona 👁👁💧

The pog on zhongli's face got me loling Hope you'll get kaeya cons soon tho!!

Zhongli coming home on beat makin me emotional :,)

I found your video randomly and I loved it! Keep it up!