@@ZoeTheCalicocringe. This is why males shouldn’t try to be funny holy shit
@cheryllam8237 Жыл бұрын
Yeah❤
@maksimusgo5982 Жыл бұрын
My humor was broken ages ago, but when is saw a kitty aggressively cute eating the stake, while purring, it hit rock bottom
@justaweeb14688 Жыл бұрын
Hit*
@maksimusgo5982 Жыл бұрын
@@justaweeb14688 👍
@DUWANGlai_kangyi Жыл бұрын
Ages*
@maksimusgo5982 Жыл бұрын
@@DUWANGlai_kangyi yro'ue
@beepbow8444 Жыл бұрын
I'd say that's peak humor actually. Supposedly, a man has died of laughter after seeing a donkey eat figs and then joking that they should fetch it some wine.
@3229dan Жыл бұрын
5:54 He stares at our souls menacingly as if we're next 🙀
@armartin00038 ай бұрын
That moment when I read this comment and I remember the story of what happened to an old cat lady who died in her house. When her family showed up to check on her, she was already digested. Uneaten cat food lay in the bowls.
@woahhbro29063 ай бұрын
0:00 "Aww how cute!" 😊 4:05 "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
@Hatsun3Miku33 ай бұрын
HELP
@dain29638 күн бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@mattgroening88724 күн бұрын
@@dain2963insane in the mem-Dain
@DeepWeeb Жыл бұрын
I like how the kitten struggled to even chop the steak in half for such a long while and made it seem huge, and then the adult cat came in and ate the whole thing in no time, showing the steak actually was pretty small in size (smaller than what a human might eat)
@deboraluz27 Жыл бұрын
Seriously though that cat just strwigh up INHALED that steak
@Icetea-2000 Жыл бұрын
Smol fella
@skygoatz Жыл бұрын
Smol teefs
@someone2357 Жыл бұрын
bruhhh you spoil the vids😐
@deboraluz27 Жыл бұрын
@@someone2357 ok? It's not like it makes THAT much of a difference, spoiling a short vídeo with no lore aside from what is shown to you is not the same as say spoiling a whole game
@WellOkaythen. Жыл бұрын
The tiny face absolutely soaked in blood was really funny, idk why
@Casandraelf Жыл бұрын
the juxtaposition of cute and vicious imagery
@19LG99 Жыл бұрын
i think its not blood but rather meat juice
@Jiyu18819 Жыл бұрын
SCARED ME TO DEATH😭🤌
@nataliabae3149 Жыл бұрын
Savage kitten
@itsbritneybyotch7471 Жыл бұрын
@@19LG99 I think it's just water with red food coloring
@saipremk696911 ай бұрын
sometimes i pull up this video while eating and pretend I'm having a meal with him
@d3939i9 ай бұрын
the best comment under this video.
@daidai841428 күн бұрын
いい考え
@user-mp1zu8kd2j4 ай бұрын
5:31ここの急に『何見てんだ、ワレ?』みたいな感じで見てくるの可愛い
@Kikuragechan3 ай бұрын
わかる
@user-yu5vx3ud1wАй бұрын
わかる!
@syugaihimzin29 күн бұрын
可愛いね
@user-vu9vv6px7u24 күн бұрын
分かる
@user-em3ji4xm1p7 күн бұрын
分かるわ〜
@rawringalykat Жыл бұрын
It’s the purring and tiny meows while eating that make this so adorable lol little guy is aggressive 😂
@coffee26129 Жыл бұрын
Passive aggression
@projectm.o.r.t8114 Жыл бұрын
I have seen nothing more terrifying than that cat. Imagine being that slab of meat
@projectm.o.r.t8114 Жыл бұрын
@Apsoy Pike I don't want want to be Ripped and Torn
@projectm.o.r.t8114 Жыл бұрын
@Apsoy Pike I have my own as an advocate on my behalf
@sihyun1925 Жыл бұрын
@Apsoy Pike except from me, one step and it's dead 💀
@Broeckchen Жыл бұрын
The bewildered joy when the steak suddenly becomes manageable!
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
now he's done that kitten has a taste for cow now no cow is safe she'll go eat em all now
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Жыл бұрын
@@raven4k998 And many vegans shall cry.
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 yeah well those pussy's have to accept that cats are carnivores and love meat so grow up
@stephengoodman2424 Жыл бұрын
Transparent, undisguised joy! Doesn't stop purring even to swallow.
@WackyrDrago Жыл бұрын
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051why? Its more grass for vegans now.
@BoqziCngToolBoqx11 ай бұрын
0:00 - 2:51 kitten trying to destroy meat 2:52 - 3:00 easy mode 3:55 - 4:00 meat defeated 4:02 - 4:03 unknown red liquid that kitten likes time 4:04 - 4:59 kitten drinking URLTKL 5:08 - 6:13 cat eat the rest now 6:15 - 6:17 unknown red liquid that cat also likes time 6:19 - 6:47 cat drinking URLTCAL 6:48 - 6:50 cat scanning the area for a brief second 6:51 - 6:59 cat licking leftover URLTCAL 7:00 - 7:05 cat leave
@TiernanHousman11 ай бұрын
noice
@astrobat163810 ай бұрын
The unknown liquid is animal blood i think (ox blood maybe).
@emilyofjane9 ай бұрын
Torn between accepting the fact that it’s blood, or pretending that it’s A1 and cats just have this instinctive love for A1
@ee51429 ай бұрын
@@astrobat1638 Or myoglobin
@innocentzbat9 ай бұрын
@@emilyofjaneLMAO that'd be me as a cat then 😭😭
@PuffleFuzz Жыл бұрын
4:12 oh no he’s a murderer
@legoferrari14 Жыл бұрын
The *aggressive purring* just makes this so much better,
@nickkorkodylas5005 Жыл бұрын
It's not purring, it's its internal chainsaw revving up!
@GordonFreemanFN Жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT THE SCRUNKLY IS DEMOLISHING THAT STEAK
@pranav_ahuja Жыл бұрын
silly goober
@forcers5k Жыл бұрын
a mischievous goofball
@Finger4138 Жыл бұрын
A devious goofy goober
@corndog2538 Жыл бұрын
what a mischief making devious goofball
@Random-Ginger Жыл бұрын
A deranged grunkly goober
@user-mx1hr5rs6p2 ай бұрын
2:17のところの子猫のおしりかわいい😍宿題終わったあとの癒しはいいの~👍
@modthefirst340511 ай бұрын
I like to imagine the kitten just screaming “I’m a warrior!” when he meows
@nanashi80210 ай бұрын
1:36
@dapperblueberries9779 Жыл бұрын
I like how the bigger cat is eating the meat without aggression and is just enjoying the food. Prime and proper
@NikolayHizenprof Жыл бұрын
That's gentleman way
@PeakBattlegroundsOfficial Жыл бұрын
Minos prime real
@quangdinhtran4627 Жыл бұрын
Ultrakill fans when they heard the word 'prime' (it relates to prime souls).
@fadillah6014 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know why kitten always act like this was their last meal
@Kittygirl-Shift-Kit Жыл бұрын
Do you mean prim and proper?
@shanethefreak7920 Жыл бұрын
The violence in that first meow scared the crap outta me😂
@GoingSwimmingly Жыл бұрын
I think you absolutely need to try going to a gathering of cats n feed them once We used to feed cats in our yard, that’s a: “I SMELL FOOD” meow pahah Extra good when you have a hoard of 5-8 cats screaming at you all at once
@shanethefreak7920 Жыл бұрын
@@GoingSwimmingly We have a lot of cats on the property so I already get screamed at quite a bit when dinner times rolls around😂
@GoingSwimmingly Жыл бұрын
@@shanethefreak7920 AYYY glad to know that you've seen it irl! It's not a well lived lifetime until you've had to watch cats clambering over one another for food
@user-wy7ek8vi9n3 ай бұрын
咀嚼音+子猫=最高の癒し…
@user-mh3ql7bm9m20 күн бұрын
まじでそれ…
@Sarril101 Жыл бұрын
*Nomnom intensifies* The purring the little one was making when trying to devour a steak that's almost as big as he is haha. The purring and super-enthusiastic licking, freaking love it. Good that you eventually cut a smaller piece for the kitten that it could handle, after it "had it's fun" with the whole thing haha. I needed that in my life, thank you 💙
@sosansational Жыл бұрын
he's vicious i love him 🥺
@tr4shc4nn Жыл бұрын
sans undersnail gets it..
@Voidmanee Жыл бұрын
@@tr4shc4nn sex now.
@gearbox-man973 Жыл бұрын
Wait until he eats your mamma
@ikame387 Жыл бұрын
We all do sans undertale
@Boogiedoogie Жыл бұрын
Hey sans
@novadearest Жыл бұрын
Little Guy goes Absolutely Savage on some raw meat and then savors the Blood of his Enemies
@jorgejuegajuegos4044 Жыл бұрын
the 2nd title of this video
@kiwitheparakeettiger1277 Жыл бұрын
i don’t even like asmr. but this little guy is doing a fantastic job. still waiting for the food review
@siyunzhang3201 Жыл бұрын
这个发动机好气噢,但是又咬不动笑死
@user-mc1ev1on7oАй бұрын
😂
@SmooshGoo Жыл бұрын
The hand trying to contain the kitten in the small feeding bowl 😂 omg they gave that cat straight up blood LMAO
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
she's like I got it I got it stop pestering me while I eat jeez dad🤣🤣🤣
@mila_kit35 Жыл бұрын
That ain’t no blood, that’s cranberry juice!😮
@dumbdannia6326 Жыл бұрын
@@mila_kit35No fucking way Bambom gapple nvm
@Spaceman002511 ай бұрын
That is meat juice
@Uhlersoth77 Жыл бұрын
A kitten's baby teeth are small, but sharp as needles. And if your hands smell like food, they won't hesitate to use them on your fingers. Source: *My* fingers.
@PersonausdemAll Жыл бұрын
Ouch 🙈
@Celeste-jh2lj Жыл бұрын
100% agree. It took my kitten a while to learn the difference between fingers and food. She still bites on occasion but it doesnt hurt nearly as bad as when i first got her
@PersonausdemAll Жыл бұрын
@@Celeste-jh2lj cute 😊
@Celeste-jh2lj Жыл бұрын
@@PersonausdemAll right lol. Shes a little devil but hecka cutie
@PersonausdemAll Жыл бұрын
@@Celeste-jh2lj Yeees 😄❤️
@kayecee287111 ай бұрын
It cracks me up that he's purring the entire time! Best. Day. Ever. 😻
@lukehdarowlet93217 ай бұрын
Just happy to be fed some actually good food
@Rashed1255 Жыл бұрын
That kitten upgraded to cat pretty fast
@amerprncs4522 Жыл бұрын
It was the raw meat & blood
@braxtonaker5317 Жыл бұрын
One of the most vicious and cute creatures ever
@bastardhyena7882 Жыл бұрын
And they are great pets
@eniscc Жыл бұрын
@@bastardhyena7882 shocking
@galic6068 Жыл бұрын
All of the kitten’s cries 0:04 0:34 0:51 1:36 2:48 2:53 3:30 4:00
@nosu5530 Жыл бұрын
I'm crying
@deboraluz27 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like some kind of mythical creature crying out to it's mother
@Yellow_pikmin_fan123 Жыл бұрын
@@deboraluz27 yes
@andynonymous6769 Жыл бұрын
The first one was my favourite
@siilverREAL Жыл бұрын
the sounds of a Little Guy who Needs His Scran
@StephersBeyond11 ай бұрын
My goodness that loud meow in the beginning like a charge to feast 😆😆😆
@TheCutestNoobOnRoblox Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most adorable domestic cat in the world!Super adorable❤
the kitty roaring during the vicious bites floored me...way too cute lol
@EnderTrainExpress28 Жыл бұрын
The vegan cat after it's owner dies from a heart attack
@Aurora024211 ай бұрын
3:52 omg that really great he didn’t gave up the raw meat
@Black-Soul777 Жыл бұрын
i've seen this on twitter before and i must comment what i said before... "HE'S FUCKING THAT SHIT UP!"
@Lt_Tappy Жыл бұрын
MY MANS DESTROYING THAT SHIT.
@falanderdan Жыл бұрын
EAT EAT EAT
@marikoiscool Жыл бұрын
EAT EAT EAT!!!
@diamondcom8545 Жыл бұрын
EAT IT!!!
@toll_ Жыл бұрын
EEEEAAAAAAT
@decorateddeerskull Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The joyous sounds of an ASMR of a cat eating their vegan owner
@jxy_vbn8156 Жыл бұрын
😂
@naynay2217 Жыл бұрын
This is what happens after a vegan refuses to give their cat a proper meal…
@halatiny6537 Жыл бұрын
@scrunklebug yes
@ADeeSHUPA Жыл бұрын
@@naynay2217 笑 笑
@Jian_mu Жыл бұрын
No proteins?
@ladysauce2508 Жыл бұрын
the grumpy and reluctant meows when the person was tryna take the meat away made my heart melt timstamp: 2:47
@United_Nations_Space_Command Жыл бұрын
This isnt a kitten eating steak, its a vicious monster devouring their prey.
@Cinedragon Жыл бұрын
4:10 I drink the blood of my enemies!! XD
@falciexd Жыл бұрын
HE'S FUCKING THAT SHIT UP!!! EAT EAT EAT!!!
@Jotarou_Cujoh5 ай бұрын
謎のショート動画からきた日本人🙋♀️
@user-vh3fz5mo3l5 ай бұрын
やぁ
@shihousui11964 ай бұрын
俺で草
@saku_iori34 ай бұрын
アンニャンニャ!
@ca30894 ай бұрын
@@saku_iori3さっききた
@ca30894 ай бұрын
普通は炎上とかするのに脳内お花畑な奴しかいないの草( ᐛ )𐤔
@aidansaris8590Ай бұрын
這個小傢伙真的溫暖了我的心❤
@WaskaSwansea Жыл бұрын
4:03 oh god
@nosu5530 Жыл бұрын
This is how the wild cat in real life be like
@swiftydig Жыл бұрын
1:35 "NO I'M NOT DONE"
@jxst0dx0rs3 ай бұрын
“NO GO AWAY!”
@Believe08611 ай бұрын
0:10 When the doom music kicks in
@palle.di.campagna Жыл бұрын
the little cat did it with all his might while the big cat did it effortlessly 😅
@Finger4138 Жыл бұрын
5:08 bro did a surprise attack I’m scared 🥶
@redeyeczletsplay3235 Жыл бұрын
I agrese The car was like: omaeva mo shindeiru And the meat was like:
@bamzer Жыл бұрын
2:57 wow they did my guy dirty💀💀💀
@CursedSFMS5 ай бұрын
They did him foul
@Blackleopardavrilkim Жыл бұрын
2:44 so cute
@VeraTepes Жыл бұрын
To say These cat's eat well would be a lie. They eat better than I do! Allagater Tail, Salmon and a nice Tomohawl steak? And the fact they are greedy is just something else. Truly well fed, and treated beyond words. Good kitties.
@Jester8492 Жыл бұрын
I love this little guy, he's so cute!!!!
@gracearceo969 Жыл бұрын
What a cute little lion 😍 Damn when he drank the blood looks like the kitten killed a mini pig (like Eureka in Dorothy and the wizard of oz book)
@samplename2106 Жыл бұрын
It's not a lion you dumbass it's a cat
@Ni-vo8lo Жыл бұрын
he means that cat is ferocious, and why do you say he's an idiot?
@Ni-vo8lo Жыл бұрын
@ShadowsHere GDPLAYER you can't understand what i comment! I was talking with someone say grace arceo is dumbass!
@Ni-vo8lo Жыл бұрын
@ShadowsHere GDPLAYER you're just a newcomer, you don't understand what i'm SAYING!
@Ni-vo8lo Жыл бұрын
@ShadowsHere GDPLAYER you are being rude!
@user-pq2nf7hu7u4 ай бұрын
太可爱了😊
@moviesovermatterproductions Жыл бұрын
Kitten asking for help or pissed trying to chew through it, the purrrr is so cute🥰
@joseph7972 Жыл бұрын
The "vegan" cat when catmom or catdad pass out from heart issues or a drug overdose:
@LaxerGD Жыл бұрын
just say pass out
@joseph7972 Жыл бұрын
cat when human flesh unattended, available, and smelling yummy yum yumz
@molybdenumrose Жыл бұрын
why only those two methods of death?
@PolyTheDude Жыл бұрын
@@molybdenumrose because obviously you can only die by those two have you ever seen someone die from choking on a piece of food? how comedical! you cant die from that
@ZaynIsLameish Жыл бұрын
Pass out, and not die? Holy shit that's kind of terrifying
@uxtalzon Жыл бұрын
He's so frustrated about ripping pieces off. So adorable ;_;
@Luquu_Dryg6 ай бұрын
Все так радуются этим звукам, миуканьям, но разве вам не жалко этих бедных созданий, которых ради видео специально долго не кормили?... (
@davidblackshear4349 Жыл бұрын
1:30 System [ *HAND* Has Joined The Game. ] *KITTEN* Has Gained +50 ATK
@kimy770 Жыл бұрын
That little one really wanted to eat the steak by his own! Poor kitty you're too small to eat that giant steak, it's so cute how he purrs so loud and tries to eat the whole thing and the hooman comes in to chop a little piece for the baby... "Noooo hooman this is mine- oh wait, a smol easy piece for me! Thank you hooman"
@cumshitman0420 Жыл бұрын
The "vegan" cat when his owner got a heart attack :
@cyberpunk-2O77 Жыл бұрын
Wow, so original
@moppupaws Жыл бұрын
@@cyberpunk-2O77 i mean ive never seen the comment anywhere else so i say it is :)
@Brandon-ym2sb Жыл бұрын
@@cyberpunk-2O77 you’re comment isn’t original either so “Copied🤓🤓”
@cyberpunk-2O77 Жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-ym2sbFirstly, you're using the wrong version of "your", and secondly, literally half the comments on this video are making the same joke.
@englishatheart Жыл бұрын
Except cats are highly unlikely to eat their human. Dogs are far more likely to.
@emberofeon48689 ай бұрын
This kitten is like "why won't you get in my belly!!!!???" And it's adorable
@MrWillRose Жыл бұрын
That kitten is very adorable. It better be living an amazing life.
Beautiful kitties and so cute too!!! I had no idea kitties eating steak asmr was missing from my life. And I LOATHE asmr but this was ❤️❤️❤️😊
@CapricornMegan6 ай бұрын
I can’t!!! This is too cute!!!
@mcchicken177611 ай бұрын
this is the only asmr i actually enjoy
@pumpkinpatch5 Жыл бұрын
Aww, the BLOOD KITTEN is very cute. :D
@slience_han Жыл бұрын
小貓的咀嚼能力不如成貓 感覺貓吃的很辛苦耶
@GunstarCrimson9 ай бұрын
I love how the second cat ran away after discovering there was no more food left, and then rushed over to eat the other food as soon as it hit the floor.
@Tom_ig9 ай бұрын
Watching cats eat makes me so happy
@ASMj16 Жыл бұрын
I was screaming internally this entire video. WHAT BEAST! WHAT SAVAGE! Feasting on its pray with a purr like a motor, and a meow I would kill for 😂❤
@ACDCvirus Жыл бұрын
When the memes of this had more views than the Source
@SkittyDangerzne Жыл бұрын
Yeah I came from the memes but this is cute as shit
@omarretana4639 Жыл бұрын
Memes of this?
@user-rl1ro9pw9k2 ай бұрын
可愛小猫❤
@ashaihimoto10 ай бұрын
Aww that was adorable
@mapelianbutton4954 Жыл бұрын
Tbh cat eating asmr is better than humans doing mukbang
@PAINcake128 Жыл бұрын
Y E S
@Wyatt125 Жыл бұрын
@@PAINcake128 if you translate your comment it's FORKS
@PAINcake128 Жыл бұрын
@@Wyatt125 lol F O R K S
@verdancyhime10 ай бұрын
Cat eating asmr is best smr
@deboraluz27 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh~ nothing like a cute litle kitten trying to eat a steak larger than itself to calm me down from the nerves of dying for the 1000000th time trying to get to the leg past memory crypts and those stupid chainsaw chickens
@bandanasnek Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain man
@deboraluz27 Жыл бұрын
@@bandanasnek yeah, i am now stuck in the leg right on the shelter just before the underhang, any tips for getting around the daddy long legs?
@bandanasnek Жыл бұрын
@@deboraluz27 DLL are attracted to sounds so throwing cherrybomb plants and rubble can help out, climbing up poles is silent so just wait for them to pass, if you get your hands on an explosive spear you can kill the in one hit if you hit the core though it can be difficult with their limbs, I hope this help out your run
@DistinguishedSeal Жыл бұрын
Rainworld reference? That's not what I was expecting in this video lmao
@deboraluz27 Жыл бұрын
@@bandanasnek yeah... i could get past it if the grappleworms werent louder than a baby with a megaphone
@MapleUploads Жыл бұрын
So cute! 🥰
@user-su5nr9iw7o2 ай бұрын
太可愛
@user-ce8lo4tc2p2 жыл бұрын
好可愛
@bunnykinss Жыл бұрын
My cat is vegan like me! I swear he only eats plants Meanwhile their cat: Edit: For some reason everyone thinks im being serious…the joke is that else is saying that their cat is vegan, albeit their cat goes crazy for meat. I still don’t understand how someone couldn’t understand that but oh well
@opalescentpaws Жыл бұрын
aren't cat carnivores 😭
@omarretana4639 Жыл бұрын
@@opalescentpawscatnivores
@Valek_Howisthistaken Жыл бұрын
@@opalescentpaws herbivores but their main diet is meat. making cat go vegan shortens their life span to a max of 2 months.
@summer-jy2pw Жыл бұрын
@@Valek_Howisthistaken i think you meant omnivores?
@Valek_Howisthistaken Жыл бұрын
@@summer-jy2pw sorry bout that was high on a trip yes theyre omnivores with meat as their main diet
@Writerscabin2 ай бұрын
That purring heals my soul
@rednecker2088 ай бұрын
I love the meow at the beginning
@Man_Noob- Жыл бұрын
The kitten was so cute and messy! 😂 Meanwhile the cat just ate the entire thing very fast and seemed pretty clean😅
@user-yj9fj3fb1w2 жыл бұрын
太可爱!想问问饭后给他们倒的像蔓越莓汁一样的饮料是什么东西?
@zhuazidianxia2 жыл бұрын
生骨肉的血水
@dolphinerofachero31592 жыл бұрын
@@zhuazidianxia So metal
@silkhenge Жыл бұрын
@@zhuazidianxia first time watching a kitten go all natural. Nice video dude I love eating cooked cow blood as well like in rice pudding.
@EllieCollie Жыл бұрын
@@zhuazidianxia Might as well go somewhere?
@LaxerGD Жыл бұрын
@@zhuazidianxia 哦,酷,什么样的?哦,不,不要告诉我它的人血。
@user-wm5fw9xr5l3 ай бұрын
But bliss and recovery, beautiful cat ❤❤❤❤
@louannchipman17498 ай бұрын
I love the little protests!
@lnawesome Жыл бұрын
I am here because I saw a clip of this with the music Versus from Ultrakill which made this 100X more intense than it needed to be. It was awesome.
@DistinguishedSeal Жыл бұрын
Where can I find the clip?! I NEED IT
@lnawesome Жыл бұрын
@@DistinguishedSeal Search the title "kitten eating a steak but with v2s theme"