Zoltan Kaszas - Honorary Jones (FULL SPECIAL) 2024

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As the end of the world approaches, comedian Zoltan Kaszas reflects on his father figures, getting married, moving to New York and more in his brand new stand-up special.
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Zoltan Kaszas is a Hungarian-born, award-winning stand-up comedian known for his sharp, observational humor. Kaszas, who The Atlantic called a “breakout star,” has been featured on SiriusXM, Netflix Is a Joke, Laughs on Fox, Scotland’s Fringe Festival and has headlined comedy clubs and theaters across the country. It was his riff on why cats are better than dogs that brought viral fame, racking up over 68 million views with The Guardian’s (UK) calling it one of the “ten funniest things I’ve seen on the Internet.” Kaszas has two Dry Bar standup specials (over 5M views total) & two independent standup specials on KZfaq: Modern Male (3.4M views), and White Lies. His ability to take relatable experiences and turn them into hilarious stories has earned him both critical acclaim and a loyal following.
CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
0:20 The World Is Almost Over
3:31 Started Stealing
6:17 Bomb-Sniffing Dog
7:47 Moving To New York
12:32 New York Subway Stabbings
15:12 Newlywed Arguments
17:28 Couples Diet
18:49 Eloped In Italy
21:07 Health Insurance
26:36 Testical Pain
35:40 Thailand
43:45 I Don't Want To Meet My Dad
45:15 Father Figures
57:04 End Credits
#standupcomedy #comedyspecial #zoltankaszas
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@zoltancomedy 9 күн бұрын

Thank you to everyone that has watched, liked, commented and shared this special. I can’t tell you how much it means to me! When comedians self-fund and independently release specials, our goal is to reach as many people as possible and hopefully gain new fans, with the ultimate goal being for you to come see me perform live! I’m constantly on tour, so see if I’m coming to a city/town near you by clicking HERE👉 punchup.live/zoltan/tickets

@jeannewatson5943 9 күн бұрын

As Darrel jones step daughter this was spot on

@vukjovanovic4573 9 күн бұрын

Brother hungarian, always great, so relaxing!!! I'm a huge fan, wish you luck, greatings from Serbia! 😉🇷🇸

@GrannysGarage333 9 күн бұрын

Def be at the Seattle show!! Thanks for the good medicine!! 😂😅😊

@Jules-dn9jl 9 күн бұрын

I didn't see Adelaide, South Australia on the list. Maybe next time....? You'd love to come here and hug a koala, surely....

@Adoubletrippletap 9 күн бұрын

After watching your pocast.. please! Please! Keep doing comedy!

@jamiestewart7327 15 күн бұрын

It can't just be 1 person.... there must be at least a few people at Netflix who deserve to be fired for not giving this man his own special. Have you seen some of the junk that comes up when you search Standup comedy? I actually (might) start paying for Netflix if they gave him a special

@BobHansenJokes 9 күн бұрын

I agree.

@JamesMiddletonIV 9 күн бұрын

I third this.

@djdeoca 9 күн бұрын

Totally!

@bardnightingale 9 күн бұрын

Hmmm, I could swear I first saw him on Netflix ....

@michellekeith5602 9 күн бұрын

Have you NOT seen the Netflix line up of shows??? I'd say damn near EVERYONE at Netflix needs to either be fired or reprogrammed Zoltan doesn't have his own spot on there because he's not kissing guys or apologizing for being a straight white male 💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️

@MikeSchmidt969 9 күн бұрын

Been watching this guy since he was a long haired, cat loving, oil changer. He just keeps getting funnier and funnier. One of the best. Thanks for your amazing work, Zoltan!

@AllynHin 8 күн бұрын

Jessica!

@ip5315 5 күн бұрын

Totally agree 👍 👏 Cheers to Zoltan!

@kelseycoyote6576 3 күн бұрын

Yes! But I still miss Jessica, and his long hair!

@christopherleibach1794 Күн бұрын

Lost it at long hair cat lover but me too!! Love you Zoltan can't wait to see you again live!

@nadifouldi3131 12 күн бұрын

Zoltan is the funniest comedian, that I can think of in recent years. His humour is intelligent, and observant, and clean, with a fresh supply of material most of the time.

@zoltancomedy 9 күн бұрын

Thank you!!

@groundedmike 9 күн бұрын

@@zoltancomedy is this special "clean"?

@JoelMurphy77 9 күн бұрын

@@groundedmike I'm 7 minutes in and it's clean so far.

@lindapitney1750 9 күн бұрын

@@groundedmike Yes, Zoltan works clean.

@DailySource 9 күн бұрын

Most dirty comedians use it as a crutch to try to prop up weak material. That is one of two reasons why I prefer clean comedy… Because if the crowd is laughing and I am enjoying it, it clearly is because the comedy is strong. When dirty comics curse or have highly raunchy material, it gets some cheap shock laughs that amount to a laugh track on a TV show. We human beings are highly social creatures, so when we hear a lot of other people laughing at some thing, we consciously and unconsciously assume it’s funny. That’s the reason why laugh tracks are used - because they fool the home audience into thinking something is funnier than it actually is. Most comedians who are dirty use the cursing and dirty material for the same purpose… To make us feel like the material is funnier than it actually is. And even dirty comics who have good material include cursing in order to make us think the material is either very good or great, rather than just good. So I far prefer clean comics because they are not cheating and are not trying to trick my brain. Another reason I prefer clean comics is because my mind is a more beautiful and healthy place if someone is not constantly putting images into it of human excrement, private parts of men and women or of people having sex etc. I’m not saying I’m perfect and that I never curse when I get upset… But there is a difference between that and purposefully including it in my normal speaking. I don’t think it’s a big deal if someone I know in a rare moment of getting upset curses, But that’s also different than if it was part of their regular speech.

@toymomofthree7870 9 күн бұрын

CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE A NETFLIX SPECIAL!! It's a travesty of epic proportions!!

@zoltancomedy 9 күн бұрын

Thank you!!

@chri5tian336 6 күн бұрын

Not to be mistaken with a transvestite of epic proportions...

@ConanDuke 6 күн бұрын

Proof the universe is a cruel joke: Zoltan's still not famous, Amy Winehouse died, and Taylor Swift still lives on to torment us.

@dawnstanley1733 4 күн бұрын

@@ConanDukeYou need a bag of edibles!! Chill!!

@ConanDuke 4 күн бұрын

@@dawnstanley1733 I'm not the one taking things seriously on the comment section of a KZfaq comedian, sister.

@a.kenneth3521 9 күн бұрын

Every streaming platform is missing out, Zoltan. They’re sleeping on you, and they’re gonna be sorry. Great show!

@alaysiakayebutler6299 3 күн бұрын

I'd hate to see him sell his sout to make a buck

@RangeGleasry 9 күн бұрын

I feel like I should pay for services rendered. I am 99% delighted and 1% facing a mild existential crisis after the first 5 minutes. 10/10

@RangeGleasry 9 күн бұрын

Happy Father’s Day, Darryl Jones RIP

@tomw5318 9 күн бұрын

Zoltan is, hands down, my favorite stand-up comedian. The brilliance of his phrasing, choice of the perfect words, and timing are unparalleled. There are many comedians who make me laugh with sincerity, but only Zoltan also leaves me filled with joy. What a treasure of a human being, particularly in this day and age! Well done sir, and thank you!

@sandiemccammon6343 8 күн бұрын

Mine too!!

@sachagilley2315 6 күн бұрын

While I'm not arguing with you, check out Greg Warren - The Salesman. You'll love it!!

@tomw5318 6 күн бұрын

@@sachagilley2315 I agree, he is also brilliant. I’ve watched all of his specials! (But Zoltan remains my favorite!)

@tb3272 9 күн бұрын

What I love about Zoltan, besides his comic genius, is I ALWAYS learn something. I didn't know that about health insurance.

@okoala62 8 күн бұрын

Ooooh yeah - it is BLEAK! 😅 he makes it sound so funny despite how terrible it all is 😭😆

@fearlessclown 9 күн бұрын

Zoltan deserves all the success he gets and more. His comedy is an Extra Large in a world full of mediums.

@teresasavi8821 9 күн бұрын

The State of NY needs to hire Zoltan Kaszas for the 2024 Open Enrollment for the ACA. I think it starts in October (?).. Good gig 👍. Zoltan is the voice for independent people who need access to affordable health care for himself and his family. C’mon State of NY, hire Zoltan for Open Enrollment, we need more young healthy people to be part of the program.

@amandaemerson753 9 күн бұрын

Absolutely! I'm glad you said. I thought about that when he first said he needed health insurance!

@jstandefer5639 7 күн бұрын

This is so real!! Also thanks Z man for pointing out the absurdity of health insurance (lack of) availability! Pumpkin spice latte 😂

@BobbyLandiaPDX 9 күн бұрын

Wow, Zoltan! I've been a fan of your comedy since your first Dry Bar. And I have to say, just when I thought you couldn't get any funnier, you blew the top right off that lid with this show! I think this is the funniest I've ever seen you. It's Father's Day, and I'm not a dad, and I'm pretty sure you aren't either (?) but if I ever had a kid, I would be so proud if he turned out to be like you. Thanks. 👍

@maripartridge4168 9 күн бұрын

Zoltan is the realist down to earth comedian out there. He touches on so many topics. Real topics that we do or feel ourselves. And the wonderful thing is that it is all okay! Because we should be able to laugh at these things and not lock them in a closet like they don't exist. That's where people make their mistakes. They think they are taboo when so many other people around them are going through it, too. So let's rejoice and laugh about it, and all be okay 😂!

@FinallyAlmino 9 күн бұрын

God damn, what a show! And it took exactly as long as I needed to clean my kitchen, laughing my ass off and scaring the neighbours with my crackling 😂

@shararosenwinkel8614 9 күн бұрын

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads and ty Zoltan for dropping this! It’s gonna be a good day 😊

@zoltancomedy 9 күн бұрын

Happy Father's Day! Thanks for watching

@shararosenwinkel8614 9 күн бұрын

@@zoltancomedy always gonna be a “watcher!” That sounded weird but u get it 😆 I’ve been a fan since the long hair days of ‘ole! 🥰👍🏻

@alexisgreenwood8540 9 күн бұрын

"I found the answer I was looking for - it was in the comments section of a Reddit forum" 😂 Zoltan is hilarious.

@olive3700 6 күн бұрын

That was one of my favorite lines, too. Haven't we all been there? LOL

@m.s9972 9 күн бұрын

I'm gonna start calling myself ✨mentally spectacular ✨

@minaaziziha4601 9 күн бұрын

Thank you for posting your full special. Your comedy brightened my day.

@DisgruntledHippo 9 күн бұрын

The fact that this has just over 1000 views and already has over 900 likes tells me how your fans love your comedy. Great work! Keep it rolling. Love your stuff Zoltan.

@kelkihel 9 күн бұрын

The very first joke i heard from you some years ago was that one about cats and dogs .. since then I'm hooked. And I'm also a cat person 😅. Love your comedy Zoltan!!!!

@tiffanyhenning5273 9 күн бұрын

The best thing about Zoltan is that even though I was there at the show, I still watched this over again as if it was all new and LOVED IT!

@Arockuhcee 9 күн бұрын

Tuned in while wearing my doctor recommended support underwear… what a coincidence ha ha… this guy rocks

@tjuedes 9 күн бұрын

RIP mr jones. Great job zoltan

@BobbyLandiaPDX 9 күн бұрын

Dude! You made me spit-take my coffee! 😆 That bit about getting an ultrasound on your junk and wondering what to do with your hands - GOLD! 😂😂🤣🤣

@RoryLBean 9 күн бұрын

When I saw how long this was it instantly improved my day. Thanks for all of the laughs and cheering up!

@jcturpin8737 6 күн бұрын

I can't afford therapy... but now I have a voice in my head that sounds like Zoltan who gives me advice every now and then. Thank you Zoltan!!

@RhondaCutler 9 күн бұрын

I love his comedy! I can watch it without having to worry about filthy language! Thanks Zoltan

@Harloha 9 күн бұрын

I'm watching the replay. I was 39 minutes late to the premier. In my defense, it started at 9 am for me. I'm also feeding the algorithms because Zolton deserves it. You've come a long way brother. You've been in my top 3 for years, along with Mitch Hedberg and Bill Burr. Much Love and Aloha brother. Congratulations on your well deserved success. 🤙 💯

@jotun1022 7 күн бұрын

Mitch is the GOAT!

@furrymonkeything 9 күн бұрын

Zoltan is on fire 🔥 here. His confidence and old self, has returned. What unique comedy. He is always funny to watch because there is no one like him. This new set is off the charts. Must be the Japanese toilet 😂😂😂

@zoltancomedy 9 күн бұрын

Ha! Thank you

@furrymonkeything 9 күн бұрын

@@zoltancomedy 😀🤩❤️

@dawnstanley1733 4 күн бұрын

@@zoltancomedy Lol, for 20 minutes I was trying to smoke some weed, but I had tears from laughing so hard. I absolutely love Honorary Jones tribute.

@robbiegailh.2076 9 күн бұрын

Completely hilarious, and so adorable. Come on, Netflix.

@TizaLove 9 күн бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh. Life has been very dark & lonely & it feels like you are my super funny friend who pulls me out of the pain with your wonderful comedy. I have loved your shows & admired your talent & humanity for a long time. Bravo, Zoltan-you are putting good in the world. I hope to meet you someday.

@davecortright 9 күн бұрын

Go see him live! I saw him in Saratoga, CA a few months ago and it was all new material. Zoltan is prolific AND hilarious 😂❤

@leequesada439 9 күн бұрын

Always love a new Zoltan special. :D

@verryveggie 9 күн бұрын

Zoltan, this is truly excellent!

@dgugic1 9 күн бұрын

Thank you for making my bus trip of 9 hours that much less hard to take. This was great. I almost exploded at the cocroach hands... The last part about Mr. Jones was....heart breaking. Great show, Mr. Z. HOPE YOU COME TO EU TO PERFORM SOME DAY.... 🎉🎉🎉

@mtm7800 4 күн бұрын

I’m a 57 year old grandma laughing until I cried, and my nose got a little stuffy. I forwarded this on to my 83 year old dad and my 20 & 30 something kids. You are so relatable, and really brightened up my afternoon. THANKS!

@annimalasenko7326 9 күн бұрын

Allways funny, relatable, charismatic and has never failed to brighten my day🎉 Zoltan is genius in his performance

@teresasavi8821 15 күн бұрын

Bring Zoltan to US now! We NEED funny!! We love ❤️ Zoltan 😂 Honorary Kaszas - that’s us!! 👏 👏

@bobsheehan6647 9 күн бұрын

Been a fan for about a year now and just love this guy! Saw him in Boston at Laugh Comedy Club and he did not disappoint! Was a class act, was proud to introduce my wife to him and he was such a gentleman after the show! Posed for pictures, bought some merch and had a delightful night! If you haven't seen his movie (What Would Jesus Do?), check it out. This man deserves to be in many more feature films. Keep up the great work Zoltan!

@charlottetacy6729 9 күн бұрын

So excited for this! Definitely my favorite comedian.

@jonaskrakauskas706 9 күн бұрын

Such a great and heartwarming performance! It's already Monday where I'm at, but this surely was a cherry on top of an already lovely Sunday! Thank you, Zoltan! I hope your family jewels feel better now!

@kurtismaximus8068 9 күн бұрын

Great Material !

@Smilestead 14 күн бұрын

Zoltan should have had his “cat people” petition Netflix for the special. That’s pretty much their entire viewership 😅

@88884tes 9 күн бұрын

OHMYGOSH!!!! Zoltan... sooo funnny !! seriously netflix, amazon hulu ..all ought to give you a special!! plus the tv shows --cant stop laughing....thx for the best fathers day gift ever !!!!

@marylouise2169 9 күн бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Zoltan is my favorite comedian ever. So very talented. ❤❤❤❤❤

@neoblakkrstal9865 9 күн бұрын

I swear, this guy is one of the funniest comedians out there today. Every time I watch him there are times where I am laughing so hard I can't breathe. Amazing talent. Keep going Zoltan, great special.

@88884tes 9 күн бұрын

love ya love ya love ya.... Emma too.... such a special funny guy and a beautiful special wife!!!

@guyfrom07 8 күн бұрын

I don't usually laugh out loud when I watch comedy specials on my TV, maybe a grin here and there. But it's different with Zoltan, I always laugh out loud! 😂

@Carima80 14 күн бұрын

ZOLTAN!!! When are you coming to Europe?!! I would love to see you live!!!

@joli1969girl 9 күн бұрын

Love this guy

@susanlangan9718 9 күн бұрын

Nearly fell off my chair at your description of HBK Shawn Michaels as a father figure. Loved it❤❤❤

@shivawn8740 9 күн бұрын

Brilliant show, thank you!

@clairekuhl5069 2 күн бұрын

Thanks for the fantastic live show in Greenville, SC, for this special, and for all the material you generously share on KZfaq. You're amazing!

@mhounjet1486 9 күн бұрын

Thanks!

@MaineCoonPride 9 күн бұрын

I love this guy. I’ve been listening to him since his cat video came out with Dry Bar Comedy. Zolan, you are amazing. I’m so happy that you are finding success.

@_GlitterWhiskers_ 9 күн бұрын

This was hilarious!! Thank you, Zoltan, for sharing the special and your comedy. You are truly a hidden gem. Thank you to Mrs Emma for supporting you as you make this world laugh. Congratulations to you both 😊

@donnamarsh3474 9 күн бұрын

Such a great special!❤❤❤ Love the Hungarian music at the end! My hubby grew up without knowing his Dad too. Gonna share this special with him. ❤

@roseannarabia6461 9 күн бұрын

I can't wait for the day I see Zoltan in a sold out stadium 😁🙌

@JamesMiddletonIV 9 күн бұрын

One of the absolute best sets I've seen, I've been watching you since I first saw you on dry bar, I've caught up in all the videos of you I can find on the internet, and I have to say this was so well put together, the beginning tied to the end and I was thoroughly entertained, well also being completely engrossed in your story. Kudos Z-Man.

@Jules-dn9jl 9 күн бұрын

That was so brilliant!!! I just love his comedy at the best of times. But this was perfect!!! Thank you for making us laugh Zoltan.

@loridontchaknow 9 күн бұрын

Hope to see you soon! Thank you again

@laurenfricke7258 14 күн бұрын

Let’s gooo!! Giving this special to my dad as his Father’s Day gift lol 🎉

@christinebarbiefernandez2609 9 күн бұрын

Wooo! Me and my boyfriend so psyched to celebrate Father's Day with Zoltan!

@blackestjake 9 күн бұрын

Amazing special! You’ve done it again! Now you need to start writing new material for when Netflix calls you!

@niceguyvince6490 9 күн бұрын

Happy Father’s Day to Mr Jones… Z-mans fans thank you. 🙏🏾

@sethbrooks8889 9 күн бұрын

Weehooo I'm late but luckily I can rewatch. Let's watch this landing

@Ryanneey 9 күн бұрын

You're always so fun to watch 😂 I am wishing big things for you in the future!

@battlejitney2197 9 күн бұрын

I catch your podcast every week and have been looking forward to this special. Home run, dude! Man, your work is so tight but feels so casual and fluid. It flows naturally, like you’re coming up with the material on the spot. You’ve got a unique style and that’s going to continue to stand out from the stand up crowd. Looking forward to the next time you’re in eastern Washington.

@argmepickles 9 күн бұрын

Loved meeting you and your wife when you were in WA and love the signed poster! Can’t wait to see you in my neck of the woods again! ❤🎉

@fitztastico 9 күн бұрын

Once you understand the title, it gets you all warm and gooey in the happy-feely zone 😊

@bt3768 9 күн бұрын

I love this guy! Got two tickets for LA Jolla in December, can't wait!

@donnabean4040 9 күн бұрын

Enjoyed that special!

@u4ea-841 14 күн бұрын

Aahhhh great early birthday present!!!! Can't wait!!!!

@offgrid-bound 9 күн бұрын

You made my Father’s Day while away from family. Thank you Zoltan, what a fun show!

@zoltancomedy 7 күн бұрын

Glad to hear, thank you!

@kristinesmart3134 10 сағат бұрын

Zoltan, thank you for making my life a lot happier! 😊 My Dad passed in 2019, too. I would have shared him with you. Like his silly, cat-loving daughter, he was over-the- moon for music and comedy. I've watched you since the beginning of your KZfaq days, when i knew you would me one of the special, most memorable, hard working talents of this or any era. Love and respect you. 🙏 Peace, Health, and Career Longevity to you and your new bride! Humbly, from the west wide of NYS. K.😅 PLEASE come to Buffalo or Rochester soon, and as many times as you can. The word is out about you, worldwide!!!🎉

@kerilaverty 15 күн бұрын

Yayy!!! Super excited for the new special!

@dawnlabette8576 9 күн бұрын

This guy is hilarious and his timing is perfect!

@lucilamoneo 9 күн бұрын

Great show! Can't wait to watch it again!

@leetravisalexander 9 күн бұрын

Stoked to watch this! Congrats Zoltan!

@zoltancomedy 9 күн бұрын

Thank you!!

@jasonpreston4976 9 күн бұрын

@@zoltancomedyget a load of this hussy, thanking his way to the top.

@ndidgenous 9 күн бұрын

ONE of the top comedians out there now !! very very funny dude!!

@erikknowles 10 күн бұрын

Looking forward to this!

@harbinger1016 8 күн бұрын

I've watched this twice already! from all the way across the globe. And every joke landed exactly where it's supposed to! Insightful, heartfelt, funny, from talking about Jessica to airport check in lines to this! Zoltan is comedy magic! ❤

@zargon150 9 күн бұрын

You've really matured since Dry Bar. You seem a lot more confident and comfortable.

@azarml 9 күн бұрын

Great routine! Possibly your best ever.

@rodrigojustiniano7144 15 күн бұрын

Oh boy! I know this one is gonna fun fun! Much love brother!

@bryanlefebvre9943 8 күн бұрын

His word choices and delivery are truly special. I will do my part to get this out there because the guy deserves it. Well done Zoltan

@Dan__W 9 күн бұрын

LOVE this! Your closer is really special, man. 😄 All the best to you and Emma.

@luditegeek 9 күн бұрын

Absolutely a great set! Z just keeps getting better. 😂

@Koitusinteruptus 9 күн бұрын

Absolutely brilliant!

@seriousbutfunny2 8 күн бұрын

I just hit the join button, and I never pay for anything. I don't have Netflix, or any streaming services, or cable. I don't really even care about the perks. I just want to support this man and everything he does to keep his dream alive. You're worth every penny, Sir. I recently lost my father. And that last bit really hit me in the ticker. Funny and poignent.

@aycaaltay9929 9 күн бұрын

I love your specials so much so that I watch them twice when they come out. The first one is sped up because I am so excited and don’t have patience to savor all of them, like a nerd buying a new issue of his favorite comic. Once I quench my thirst, I rewatch it in normal speed to savor everything. I am convinced there are a bunch of idiots managing the streaming services.

@805Coastal 15 күн бұрын

I've set my calendar! I'm looking forward to it!! =}

@JesseEgan 9 күн бұрын

Zolts you’re the best 💪

@zoltancomedy 8 күн бұрын

Thank you Jesse man

@leftyseel8658 8 күн бұрын

Love that father figure story! Whole show was hilarious. Will watch this several times for sure. Anyway, Happy Father’s Day to all the dads.

@user-ye9ez7gn7e 9 күн бұрын

No one pushes out new material as fast as you and it’s all HILARIOUS! Thank you! ❤

@lalah9481 9 күн бұрын

Amazing. Another banger dude!! The Z-man always delivers. Perfect for Father’s Day too. Sharing with all my dad figures too. 💖✨💖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@amybe573 3 күн бұрын

You are so damn funny & I wish I could pay more for this! Thank you so much for making this show free for all & accessible- this is a total treat!! You're the best!!