3 years later and I'm still watching this. I must have watched it 100 times. Truly a masterpiece.

I’m unhealthily obsessed with this video

R.I.P to John's dad. The man had the eye of the tiger, Lost his footing, fell off the Eiger.

When you search Zurich this is the first video that pops up. I love that.

The phrase "San Pellegrino, John" has come into my head at least once a day for the last month. Blessing or a curse? Who can say

You're telling me you've only 300 euro saved up John? 300 euro? And you're 38? THE NECKKKKKK OF YOU

As an Irish man who lived in Switzerland for three years this is one of the most surreal things I've seen in a long time.

Has anyone else noticed that he's waiting for him at the train stop 'glad you could make it' after being with him on the train in the preceding scene? Love it. 'He's dead, he's dead, San Pellegrino'

This man is extremely underappreciated, and I love his videos with a passion.

“I think you’re having a bad dream... The reality is you’re living in a nightmare.” Classic

The way he extends the radio aerial cracks me up every time

I'm in one door I'm out the next John, my head is up my arse. I'm gonna have another boost John

I have been quoting this video almost everyday for nearly 2 years

My brothers favorite part is "I've eaten all the popcorn. I'm sorry. First, your father. Now, THIS. *drops empty popcorn bowl* *Netflix sound*"

I’m gonna have another Boost John

I worked for zurich for over 45yrs and this is like a dagger to the heart...

I come back to this video at least once a month.

🎵 he's dead, he's dead 🎵 🎵 san pellegrinoooo 🎵

This is a probably my favorite video on the whole internet. I've watched it an unhealthy amount of times.

John's father is Fontaine. They have a generational curse to both be pestered by Francis forever.

the beauty of the humour in this is unmatched by anything and I fear I have become addicted. Fortunately I put pen to paper on a new pension deal with Zurich so I can enjoy it comfortably well into my retirement.

Three things I''ve ever described as art - Bo Burnham's 'Inside,' Daft Punk's 'Discovery,' And this

This is the most underrated video on all of youtube holy SHIT

It’s almost 6 o clock, it’s time to get down to you local Zurich broker (you may lose some or all of your money)

Man the editing is on POINT Francis

This video really is a transcendental experience. I was sat in a cafe and heard the Wichita lineman and was immediately thrown back to thinking about my pension and the mighty eiger. I think this is basically the perfect KZfaq video, a cult classic of the platform that is shamefully unknown to many.

I love that the subtext strongly implies that the Zurich man killed John's father to sell him Zurich life insurance

Your ability to develop surprisingly apt caricatures into very distinguished and interesting characters in honestly amazing. You've sold me on Zurich.

This is honestly a masterpiece. The surreal, unnerving style is so compelling.

"Still no sign of the shoes, John" 😄 Always love when Francis brings the pup along! 🐕👏

I have watched this so many times it's unbelievable. I can't think of another comedy thing I've ever came back to this much. So good on so many levels.

Magnum opus might be an understatement here

definitely seen this at least 10 times so i've basically gotten a whole film out of it. best video on youtube, no hyperbole

This is still the best thing I've ever seen, and I've seen at least three things.

This plays like a compilation of videogame cutsenes

The "Skip Ad" gets me every fkn time and I JUST watched Mercedes!

You got me with the “skip ad” button, damn you.

Every time I watch this video I find some little subtlety that makes me laugh hysterically.

I gotta say this is probably the best content on KZfaq right now

"Why not get down to your local Zurich broker?" Why does this line always make me laugh? I don't understand.

The more I watch this fucking video the more I genuinely am starting to believe John's father was murdered by Francis in order for him not to payout his Zurich policy. John is 38, his father would be, with a reasonable estimate, be reaching retirement age, lots of people would have kids at around the age of 27 or 28, making Johns father around the age of 65. Francis sells predatory policies that he uses to fund his lifestyle. But now all the policies he sold as a young man are being collected on, he had to do something. Francis invites John and his father on a mountain vacation. He tries to convince John's father to extend his policy into his 70s so he has more time but John's father won't budge, then the assault in the hotel he references in the shower happens when Francis takes a swing at Johns father. Francis has to do something so he goes with John's father up to the north face and pushes him off. Can't collect once you're dead. Why else would Francis be the emergency contact for John's father? Obviously they came up to this resort together and are close friends. Now Francis in his mentally broken state after killing his best friend begins to spiral downward. Popcorn being eaten isn't equivalent to the death of John's father, but in Francis' guilt filled mind it is. Everything he does to John is another blow, in his mind, against him. John begins to fear for his safety. During the funeral he does his powerpoint trying to sell more Zurich, what kind of a person does that? A mentally broken person.

Are ye' doin' a bit o' superannuation'in?

i've only now just got the reference "i've busted my bollocks trying to get here today" line is from Shane Lynch on the late late giving off to tubs about the early Boyzone dance lol too good

The Resident Evil music at the funeral is brilliant. Please release more

I watched this while drunk last night and the moment where Wichita Lineman starts playing as the narrator rambles about pension funds actually caused me to have something resembling a religious experience.

This brings surrealist humour to the next level, no idea how you came to film the last scene with the coffin

“3 boom boom boys self destructed” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Absolutely brilliant. The shoes and pat Kenny had me dead

This guy has sold me Zurich and a Mer-say-daze

Amazing! Muttman in his little shirt is the best thing ever.

This was oddly interesting and legitimately believable

I think the phrase "sit down" is his super power

The dog at the funeral is wearing a shirt, how did i not notice this until the tenth viewing

you've hit a new stride here Francis

I'm Swiss and from the city of Zurich and u had me rollin on the floor thx m8

I love you Francis. Would watch a full show of this craic, wheres papa netflix with his 5 season deal?

I would seriously love a full version of the "He's Dead (San Pellegrino)" song

Every time I eat a Boost or have a San Pellegrino I must return to this classic piece of Irish Cinema

"Technical gremlins guys"

I vote this as the best video on KZfaq

It's almost 6 o'clock, it's time to contact Zurich insurance Mr. Fontaine.

The 'press start' segment is such a brilliant addition to an already amazing video!

I hope you are a millionaire. Everything you do is absolutely amazing

this is one of my favorite youtube videos

The more I watch this, the funnier it becomes. This is the best thing I've seen on the internet for a VERY long time.

I think I've watched this 10 times at least

Francis, I just have to say, I always appreciate your inclusion of Gran turismo music.

Gets better every time I come back to watch it.

A genuinely brilliant performance from yer man in this one. Beautiful little touches to the character. Would watch again.

Johnnnh still no sign of the shoes man. DEAD. 😂

Having a co worker called John and an office fridge always stocked with San Pellegrino was a massive distraction for me every day before covid-19 hit.

I have watched this at least 20 times, genuinely. It's brilliant. Always quote it. I love it

You deserve way more subscribers keep at it youll get there

I am never not thinking about this video

did ya save me some s a n p e l l e g r i n o chrisp?

Disturbing, quaint, eerie, beautiful, brutal

This is a brilliant film. So clever in so many ways. A gem of an oul bit of the oul fill-im-making.

You really need to archive those live-streams. The bus one has been bloody hilarious.

Will you be starting a pension fund with Zurich, Minister?

This is my favorite video on youtube. Just backed your patreon and hope to see more productions like this! But first lets head into TKMaxx to get some shoes.. for the funeral

me and my dad watch this video about once a week and quote it daily.

He's alive !!!! Hi. Wow Mercedes guy 😍

Love that resident evil 2 music at 4:26 and 6:00 Music at 4:44 is "Float up from dream" from Silent Hill 3

You don't know how much I love this. It might be hard to fully imagine the scope of my love for your videos but at least now you will have the notion that I do. I wholeheartedly cherish all your previous publications and hold high optimism for the future. Signed with a kiss, an anonymous admirer of yours truly.

This is a masterpiece

Very well done on the editing. God fucking damn it I wish we had more creators this creative. Another masterpiece, definitely going down in the books right beside Belfast in July.

honestly if you put together a feature length video like this one it would be one of the best horror movies ever made. you've got it in you francis if you ever get the chance for it.

God I love these videos so much, keep on being you Francis.

I love the resident evil two soundtrack being added loved you're stream on resi

So glad this got recommended, John - it’s the best video on KZfaq

Iv watched this at least 10 times now

“You see that drone up there, John? That’s Zuuuurich.”

I think about this video all the time. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this platform.

These Gran Turismo references and music is really throwing me off

This is literally the most beautiful thing I've ever watched, I love you Francis bb

This feels like Control DLC.

The Gran Turismo references give me PTSD of that one Grand Tour event on Eiger Nordwand with the Alfa Romeo.

The single greatest video on all of KZfaq

this is the best video on youtube

happy 3 year anniversary