I remember I was driving my ski boat on glassy water when I saw a boat full of bikini women driving up behind me. I got the throttle and got up to maybe 50, which is close to my boat's top speed and is really cooking on water. She hit her throttle and blew by me. Had to be doing 80+. I saw the engine as she went by... Merc 350 on a flat bottom bass boat. Lol.
@lynnwilliams15349 күн бұрын
Not riding with either, thank you very much!
@CivilizedWarrior9 күн бұрын
My God. They’ve gone…plaid!
@NotchFox11 күн бұрын
Interesting thing about boats. No matter how much time effort and money you put in them, someone always has a faster one!
@Sd_Outdoors13 күн бұрын
Me and my 1995 nitro 115hp only doing 35 lol
@bryontharp579019 күн бұрын
It's a man thing
@bbur7522 күн бұрын
Is that what they call planing? 😂...or is he trying to fly
@Shield135723 күн бұрын
Bro is literally flying
@Grounded7524 күн бұрын
Looks a lot like the Northwest right there!
@user-ln9zo2ji4d27 күн бұрын
Look at that rooster-tail!!
@ignaciocastaneda567829 күн бұрын
Now run it against a ballistic with a 500 or jaguar with 500 lmao 😂
@Bigdamian5069Ай бұрын
I was going 76 on a seadoo …💀🙌🏼
@Pinda765Ай бұрын
bro almost took off
@brandonchestnut3998Ай бұрын
How it's supposed to be transom only thing touching the water
@brentroscoe9922Ай бұрын
If you ain't first
@AudioFreqxАй бұрын
jump out of either one at those speeds. ymmv
@lorenc8010Ай бұрын
.... And that's why you wear socks with sandals......
@oxyfideАй бұрын
Would rather be able to fish if the boat. 😂
@mellholeАй бұрын
Sneaky Snake on the Snake River and i know how fast he's going lol
@TheGoldenboyoАй бұрын
Plot twist: the other boat doesn't actually have an engine. He just caught a blue marlin and won't let go.
@floydmayes4924Ай бұрын
What you need to think about is, do these boats that are trying to go 100 mph have brakes? Hell no!!!
@mikerb2473Ай бұрын
Down in Lewiston?
@yyfreak1637Ай бұрын
All that money for what?
@jackieredmond3085Ай бұрын
If you ain't 1st your last!
@JkStevo266Ай бұрын
If that boat is going 70+ you are saying that both boats aren’t fast because the other boat is going 70+
@Thebee822Ай бұрын
True
@haystackhider7158Ай бұрын
Those cool retro *Fjordling 17* with oversized engines would try to fight that speedboat any day LOL
@user-rs6ct7cc6yАй бұрын
Damn!
@user-oi4in1cx1fАй бұрын
😂 I cruise at 86 on my jet ski. You ain’t doing nothing g with that lake couch.
@joeywaltonfishing7036Ай бұрын
You’re so cool with your wanna be boat
@user-oi4in1cx1fАй бұрын
@@joeywaltonfishing7036 it’s a jet ski not a pretend to be fast boat little fella. I bet you got one of them lake couches so you and your buddies can give each other handies while you are going “fast”. 😂
@joeywaltonfishing7036Ай бұрын
You are a clown thinking a jet ski is cool….
@independentthinker89302 ай бұрын
I actually run faster than 70 with my 7 1/2 hp
@user-tm2el6xh7e2 ай бұрын
Hit a small wave or ripple and you're airborne lol
@user-jp3uz5jm5s2 ай бұрын
70 mph is second gear on my bike
@BG-bx4ey2 ай бұрын
I'm going fast enough... I bet he's not
@patk84172 ай бұрын
And then a top fuel hydro goes by twice as fast as he went by you!
@BrayEditsfactory2 ай бұрын
That rooster tail is crazy
@robertferry33562 ай бұрын
Yup
@YETI8202 ай бұрын
Where is that looks like Milner
@YETI8202 ай бұрын
Is “right on” and our state thing because I say it to
@thekingeaston2 ай бұрын
What boat is that
@rayharris50972 ай бұрын
Crazy smallie man, congrats!!
@evanedwards93462 ай бұрын
Current boat does 111, but I think it's a little slow...
@dboogeman20022 ай бұрын
Somebody was testing the new race motor on the swamp boat.
@cappystrano12 ай бұрын
I’d rather be in your boat!
@HeeyManFishing2 ай бұрын
Always someone better
@sweetkittiez2 ай бұрын
80 mph on the water is extremely fast no way I want to go over that
@REL37122 ай бұрын
That sure looks like a slow 70🤔
@stevej68242 ай бұрын
Fastest I’ve ever been on the water is 110 mph. And that was on the ocean in a 50’ twin engine cat.
@zacharyfabian52932 ай бұрын
Perfect job flying the boat
@JC-dt7jv2 ай бұрын
That's actually how I describe driving a high-speed boat. Yaw and roll are on the steering wheel and throttle. Pitch and speed on the throttle, trim, and jackplate. Now, balance a couple thousand pounds on an area that is 6x12 inches with those levers.
@jc99302 ай бұрын
Why waste money on a boat when you can just sit on top of the engine
@zubirsaid84912 ай бұрын
Awesome 😮😂🤣 👍👍
@sweetkittiez2 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂
@joshawageorge21222 ай бұрын
Cheap both boats don't even look like a hairy ride ,no chime walking or side winding action while driving ! Boring !!!