I have vomited blood a couple of times, after a heavy nights drinking this blood came up scary stuff.

thx man

The Yankee Cajun

Best part of the episode

I hate it too. Silly English people I grew up among...

Remember kids, it was the British who originally coined the term soccer and brought the phrase over to the United States, the United States just kept using that word even though the British decided to use the term football. You can tell Cotton Hill had a lot of toxic shit that he shoved down Hank's throat. And you can hear Cotton's voice as Hank describes soccer.

Hank's right.

Hank is the embodiment of American conservatism.

Lots of pissed off kid-fucking liberals in this comment page.

He hates what he doesn't understand because that's the defining characteristic of Hank Hill. He's a tragic figure. That's why this show completely broke canon when it just arbitrarily decided he wouldn't be a homophobe. Homophobia's evil, but face facts: Hank Hill would be a homophobe.

I miss hunter s Thompson....he was literally the only mf that i could relate to...and now im surrounded by a bunch of nasty fake ppl

Whos Hank 😂

Mike Judge is one of America's most adept social commentators, and it's easy to miss out on half the point of King of the Hill if you can't see that in scenes like this.

Well suck it up Hank. Soccer is real football. Your sport is a cheap copy.

Every single line was gold

did nothging

Spoken like a true American.

I miss my wife

Based Hank

That writing is Oscar worthy

Most sitcoms dads are just stupid. Hank Hill is not stupid. He is just very confused. "Befuddled" is a perfect word for him.

Hank, you little shit. But you are probably right.

Doesn't want to be a bad parent nut proceeds to lie to his child in an attempt to emotionally ring him into a hobby he doesn't like becuase its not what the father likes.. And Bobby sees right though it. In my day, Bobby's response earned me a bruised eye and no dinner for 2 days.

"soccer was invented as a distraction for European women while their husbands did the cooking" i hate how much meaning this simple sentence packs

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Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but... Clouds?

To everyone who very clearly didn't actually watch the show or, at least, this episode: At the end Bobby goes back to the football team he left for the soccer team pretty much because it was boring, with no actual points being scored and no loser being declared, only winners. He also was able to convince Joseph and the rest of his friends to go back as well. So yeah, Hank was still the right one in the end.

Hank hates everything Bobby is interested in

Or as Europeans call it, foot egg.

Is Hank the real villain?

Got an I7-9700K dont work for me... shit optimization

You can actually HEAR it in Cotton's voice lol. Hank definitely tried to watch soccer or join a soccer team as a little kid and Cotton told him that, but in a way that made him feel mocked and humiliated. Now he tries to protect Bobby by sharing the "information" with him, but in a way that's gentle and loving. Hank cares about Bobby 😭

He’s right about soccer

Lmaoooo

LMFAO

Bobby's smarter than he looks. He's just impressionable.

Hank generalized a lot of Americans feelings towards soccer😂

Any validity to those statement? Always wondered.

So fucking based. ( I actually reasonably enjoy soccer )

I call it "European Kickball."

"I hate you Bobby. Did I just say that? I meant to say Soccer..."

Soccer sucks

There, i watched it, now stop recommending it.

Damn you can really tell how many people in these comments actually watched the show

Soccer started as a game that lasted days, where an entire village tried to get a pigs bladder from one side of town to the other.

I don't hate you Bobby. 😂😂😂

I understand soccer. I still loathe it. It’s super boring with even less points per game than in Hockey.

Pretty sure he inhaled propane before telling bobby that one

I love this scene so much

Hank Hill liked the Bush family , that tells you everything that needs to be said about him.