No internet VS no car for a MONTH! Which one are you taking?

New Zealand slightly edges out Australian for me

Deutsch all the way 🙋‍♂️

Whats the hottest accent?

Do you fart in front of your partner? Tell me about it

I cant drink light beer fast enough to get drunk just piss lile a race horse

is there any euphoria in adderall?

The height thing is funny bc the last time i officially measured myself (i was 26, im now 31) i was 6 foot 1 and 3/4 in. So basically 6'2". But i always say im 6'1" bc thats pretty tall already and people ALWAYS are like nah no way you are def 6'2" or 6'3" and im like well technically im 6'1" 3/4 and i get shit for being fake humble lmfao. But even at 6'1-6'2" im usually the tallest person in any setting im in. I can only imagine the avery bros and how they feel lol

You guys do kno world war z was abysmal right??? The book is where it’s at and they ruined it with the movie. What a joke.

Still better than break dancing

When did diet Coke become tranny fluid

“On drugs” as if they aren’t prescribed😭 she ain’t feelin no drunk off adderall and Diet Coke gtfo, this the people that never really done anything in there life and now a “addict” bc prescribed or over the counter drugs like get a life

Adderall and alcohol i remember those days

Adhd folks untie

All my “hacker” friends would do that on purpose, chaos is woven in. 😂

Until the 7-11 employees start charging yo ass once they see the hack 😂😂😂

it’s dan from masterchef lowkey my favorite from his season

How did you lose your license?

Whats your computer password?

Went to A school with Rocky. Glad to see your livin your dream.

Rythmic Gymnastics

Kurt is the best comedian living

Hobby horse

i think bringing sword fights (not fencing) would be a great thing… of course they would have to not be real but gladiator fights could be sick, they could be like chalk when a “slice” or “stab” would leave a mark, and inflicting a certain amount of arterial wounds in a duel would win it. imagine beating down your opponent and “cutting” them only for them to “cut” your throat, winning them the duel and disqualifying you.

imagine competative eating is at olympics like which guy eats the most hotdog it would be lit

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That would be a dope sport actually along with like a lumber jack competition way more interesting than running

anything added after the olympics were removed solely from greece

I was going to be so mad if he said gymnastics

Break dancing

What do you think is the dumbest Olympic sport?

Dan Drinks 4 beers, how many did you drink during this episode?

also you need to bring back the mullet

I'm here for the beef

It’s like this at restaurants, the grocery store is insane rn too. Then mfs argue with me saying the economy hasn’t gone through crazy inflation

Dudes fuckin gayer then tim

I just got grilled for "making shit up" for saying a fkn combo meal at McDontBuyMeAnymore was $17... like bruh.. those are sit-down prices. My local burger joint not only beats those prices, it's better quality AND my choice of beer. What the actual fuck 😳

Go to subway, 5$ footlongs are almost 20$

Lie

Have you ever ordered the specials?

We need heelies and soaps combo

What have you gotten for "free"?

Exactly, if I wanted some proper food i’d go to an actual restaurant. These fast food places forgot that what made them is the affordability, NOT the quality.

was he the water boy?

Nah fr man then customer services don’t be it either 😂

How much is too much for fast food?

with only a million ? I guess I could fill the tank of my car.😂

Yeah so true, I forgot all men are the same and all women are the same🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ I just talked to my homeboy, he was in front of me sitting … with a beer of course

Bullshit

True, itss best for women to talk to man by his side or he feels its confrontation. Like in battle. Ur fellow comrade is next to u. For women, we socialize, cook together, quilt together.. not so much these skills..