Ah yes, the Honda Jazz‐zzzzzzz... What a pig ugly car. Yuck. It looks like three people were tasked with creating the exterior, one worked on the front end whilst another set about the side elevation and a third thought about what to do with the rear, none of them apparently able to agree what they finally wanted. Result? One almighty mishmash, a design disaster. Paint a pair of oversize eyebrows and eyelashes on the top of the windscreen plus two equally large black dots for eyes underneath and with that bulbous nose for a bonnet what have you got? A Miss Piggy Muppetmobile.