Love this guy lol I've been quoting this an annoying amount 😂 I lovelovelove this. It applies to everything.

Brain be like: let me explain my own powers😂

Brilliant 😂

lol yes it does. 😂 That’s maybe where the term “listen to your body” came from. It knows! 😉😂

Chewbacca on the phone haha

'Good' deal he said, which means he is contented with their relationship. It equals to love to an old asian man.

Lmao that punchline

He has some good jokes, but his delivery sucks.

😂😂😂😂

She is very right

Fuck this comedian... What the hell he talk about indian.. And how his audience laugh at such bullshit jokes

Yes, only Hindus will say they're not religious. Lmao.. 😂😂😂

He have whiteland written in his shirt and he is talking to an Indian 🤔🤔

Wait until you try quantum physics 🤣🤣🤣

He didn't told his religion because that stupid commidian only know how to comedy of everythings

Never heard anyone say "infinite" like that 😅

Isnt this the same guy that "Nothing" doesnt exist?

I remember my first pot cookie 😊

This guy's face😂😂

Your accents 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

When he said "do these molecules, know their molecules like, 'im fucking pete'" im immediately like yeah thats just how this works

The comedian got roasted on stage. He fucked up.

She cheated on me dna proved that Shyt and got all my Shyt like wtf

I remember my first time listening to the Rogan podcast

Typically what you sound like right before you find God.

Kya karu me phir....? Job chod du?🤔🤣

We worry about how big everything is... how about how small everything is... What if all the small stuff is the big stuff, and the big stuff is the small stuff...

It's nice to see people take science seriously. More people should seriously try taking science seriously.

I thought he was gonna play "jump on it"

He must be muslim whose grand parents were hindu

But that's in South Africa 😂

I'm studying to become a theoretical astrophysicist and I must confirm... this was honestly the exact reason that got me into the subject. It's super fuckin' weird.

My mom’s uncle in Pakistan was atheist. I asked him, do you not think God exists? He said, “Not yet” He was really wealthy but didn’t leave anything to his kids and donated his entire future to various poor people and orphanages.

Thanks for the mini panic attack

This nerd 🤓

Write this on my grave stone

Remind me of Gilbert Gottfried.

This is for my caribeños.. coming out the bath and mom has a cherry branch in her hand 😮😢

Man i say this shit all the time. This shit makes no fucking Sense xD

Imagine hearing this from the quiet one around a campfire at 3am

Nothing in the world is normal 😅

"i hope my death makes more cents than my life" -the joker 2019

It's atom's 🤦

So, this is what Bruce Wayne is doing while he is retiring from being the Batman

Ok, I wonder this very thing at the restaurant we go to… they yell at each other and then immediately turn to you and be as polite as any person could possibly be… 😂, the food is very good.

It makes perfect sense.

Molecules watching molecules laughing at molecules inside a room made of molecules on a phone made of molecules

We all know what caste he belongs to 😂

Now I wanna see him