As someone trend riding this comment section, I can tell you this comment is more useless than me which is saying something

Sounds like the intro to a shark movie "what ate that thing, proably a bigger shark"

As Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager I can confirm we know nothing about this. Yes the shark had a few dinners with the Clinton‘s but that doesn’t mean anything.

Best comment section ever

30ft 😂😂😂

As an infantry marine I can confirm this shark was in fact not blown up by my buddy Carl.

Bitten in half hmmm, so its a 15 foot shark then

As a person I can confirm that

Dude it probably passed on and then got eaten by smaller sharks and fish

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The reason why the mako shark freaked out, Justin is because the guys that are trying to help her were trying to turn it around on its back, if someone does this to a shark 🦈 as Wellers other animals, it kind of goes into a trance, blackout kind of thing, because it affects the brain 🧠 it doesn’t hurt the brain as in given it concussion, or something, also the shark is suffocating, is desperately trying to get it gills covered with water, and because it probably is running out of oxygen in its blood. So the woman who is standing there filming all of this instead of helping stop, it’s too dangerous really?! The shark wants to live and it should have every right to keep its life, so if you’re not gonna help or acknowledge that this beautiful shark is in trouble and you need to save its life, then walk away stop filming it’s just ridiculous like the guy over the weekend in Egypt got smashed and torn pieces in front of everyone and this guys yelling for help screaming the pool of blood, and what were the humans doing? They all had their iPhones out or whatever phone Recording it right, I’m embarrassed to be a human

Is this mako shark, you can tell by its streamlined, pointed head and nose, Is not thinking about eating these people, and the lady who ever she is screaming out stop is dangerous blah blah blah, the shark doesn’t want to die, needs water over its girls to oxygenate. It’s bloody game so these people helping it can turn it around and direct it back out into the ocean. All I can do is shake my head

As Hank Hill, I can tell you what

As a registered sleep tech, I can confirm he is sleeping with the fishes.

Is it still alive

Probably those orca brothers

So many 🐑

Marine Biologist here, that looks to be half of a great white. About 30 foot long.

It’s waking up

As a man with a foot long dong, I can verify the great white was in fact not thirty feet long.

As a giant squid for 5 years i can confirm, the Megalodon did it.

As a military aviator, I can tell you that this shark was not hit by an airplane.

Probablly a big squid

So either a bigger shark or killer whale my god.

As a used car sales man I can tell you it has a salvage title due to a small fender bender.

As a welder I hate to break it to you but this is not something I can piece back together

New fear unlocked....

These comments 😂😂

i dont think anything bit it, probably a very very large ship ran through it

As a certified ford mechanic i can tell you that shark was not built ford tough

Orca

As a former NASA head executive, I can for one say that this was absolutely not related to global warming.

As a self employd for 15 years i can tell you this doesent concern my @$$

As a women who cant sleep wondering how they estimated 30 ' when bitten in half. Is there 15 ' left. Lol

Coast guard for what? It’s Mother Nature

Wtff

As a Mexican i can tell you this shark is on sale for mitad descuento

There is always a bigger fish.

As an illegal alien I can confirm the shark is dead.

As a plumber, I can confirm that the shark is in some deep water

Im not a comedian, but all these comments are funny😂

As a normal human person I confirm all comments before and after mine pretty much suck cuz there all the freakn sammmeeeeeeee

This comment section is incredible

As a KZfaq viewer, I can say this comment section is comedy gold

As a high piece of shit, I don’t even know what we’re talking about.

As a ASE Certified Automotive Technician I can confirm that Shark 🦈 did not Purchase a CaRSHieLD Warranty...

As an amazon delivery driver, i still delivered the shark its packsge

As a realtor, I can confirm this shark didn’t die inside the home within the last 3 years.

As a 17 year meat cutter I can confirm this is not wagu grade.

As a king offroad racing shock tech ...i dont see a place to mount any coilovers or bypass shocks anymore ...he must have been flying through the water hit a lil current made his rearend g-out waters like concrete at a certain speed just destroyed him ..i bet he was running fox shocks 😂