It'll shoot out like a what???

You know she really likes you if she swallows

“Reading Arabic” 😂😂

Damn Marty 🦓 😂😂😂😂😂

This is actually my favourite Chris Rock comedy bit.

Gentleman is highly skilled!

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Ladies, if you are in a relationship with a man, and you suck his dick, and he leaves you, then he's a fucking fool! If he truly loves you and you suck his dick, he's yours for life! Guaranteed!

0:41 as long as I am a lady on the street and a freak in the bed. I'm good no shame in my game.

Hey, just tell you a little secret there but us liberated women are the same way

LOL….Genuine emotion at 3:00-3:20…”OHHHHH…..That felt so good I could read Arabic” 😂😂😂😂😂

Keep it real. Love your honesty 😮😅

Who else on Criss Rock binge? 😅

Everything he said is one thousand percent correct 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

Felt so good i could read arabic 😂😂😂😂

He's not wrong. I knew I had marry a girl when I found out she was the best at oral sex I ever had.

I ain't religious but I never miss a day at the Church of Rock.

The face he made when he said I remember the first time I had a girl suck the cum out my d**k and swallow ooohhh then he shakes his head had me dying and the way he said it was priceless lml I've watched this so many times and it's still funny

Spitting facts lmao

Sorry I ain’t swallowing no fukkkkking sperms…not even my husband’s own 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

Always an amazing comedy by Chris Rock.

Unbelievably Great 🎉👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

Yep he,s spot on 👌

Life is easy if you listen to Chris Rock

CR = LEGEND

I’ve seen this many times and I’m still laughing with tears in my eyes and nose running. Will….you hit the WRONG man.

This guy is too funny 😁

bro could read enchantment table

Man Chris Rock in his prime was something else.

That part about deciphering the da vinci code is true. But she proceeded to the bathroom to spit it out. She was a quitter, said it tasted spicy.

My ex swallowed. My wife doesn't do that, though she is 10x more wild sexually. Still....I miss the swallowing. That's how important it is to a guy.

So true. Before a girl swallowed my sauce I didn't care what they did. Now I expect them to swallow. If course this wouldn't be a deal breaker as I'm in casual relationships. But my future wife is gonna be pushing out and swallowing babies.

o.m.g >o<

Women who swallow thinks it's gross but they just don't wanna be alone. Most guys don't give a shit if they're women are grossed out. Lmao sad

So every woman who is in a relationship swallows and those who don't aren't. Life of woman who wants relationship = swallower. Lmao

Lmfao why is this so true tho💀

I try to tell women men fake orgasm too... I know men including me who state we will be having sex with a girl physically and to ejaculate or climax to to get it over with we be having sex with another woman in mind doing the position or kink we like

Will was just mad when he found out that Jada swallows...but only for August

CR rocks!

How is this on YT 😂😂😂

The truth is always funny chris rock tells it like it is

Free at last!! Free at last!!!!

ROFL 🤣 omg you ass hole Laughing so hard he got me killed in a call of duty hahaha

Loving relationship

True Story

God damn he was so good to bad he became SJW

...l.luv his inside info on men ' s sexual performances....something mommy & daddy don't tell ....hahaha

In his prime

This is gospel preached from the highest level. It's reeeeaaal talk. I have my own experience to attest this. I used to think that a girl shouldn't have to swallow, they should do whatever they wanted. So, I have had my dick sucked many times before by only a couple girls, it was always meh, but the second one would tease. Fast forward a few years, this second one and I had history, dated, broke-up, remained friends etc. Anyway, she ended-up sucking my dick again, this time I didn't put up with her teasing and that's when I had my eureka moment. She sucked that thing as dry as possible, despite not having wanked for 6 weeks. From that moment I knew that spitters were quitters lmao