These are all wonderful. Aside from Country Gnomes, my favorite Tumblr parody song will always be: She wears short-shorts I wear long-longs She’s cheer-cheerer And I’m on the sit-sits

Bro forgot to shake it first.

because adults are weak.

Water has always had taste. People are just too inundated with sugar, coffee, alcohol to realize it 🙄

my first thought was Ares because dodgeball oughta be considered a war, those balls hurt

sburb actually 🤓👆

Polyphemian task : When you have to explain something you understand well but don't have the vocabulary to transmit that information in an intelligible way. Hadesian task : When you're assigned a job that'll make you look like an asshole so the higher ups can keep looking sympathetic.

He is in an english or spanish challenge. Bro is proving he aint gay respect.

This is "should have been Terry Pratchett, forced to be a lawyer by parents" energy if ever I've seen it.

"I still love you" feels like when Sans says "someone really cares"

I read this comic, and I'm happy to hear it in your voice.

Their backyard sounds eventful.

Thank you for bringing joy to the lives of thousands. I am so grateful for all the laughs, the tears, and the wise words. If it weren't for you, I might have given up on my stories. I'm currently working on book 2 and feeling more determined than ever. Stay awesome, Bettina Leve.

Did they seriously mention the color of the fucking sky?

ohhh ok, i saw the other day a sandwich for sale that had NO MAYO written on the packaging and was really confused why you would have to specify that

This is a truth I needed to hear. Thank you Bettina Leve.

This actually made me cry cause this feels so close to now. I'm glad we don't live in this world but i do miss the sound of frogs. They didn't come yet this summer and i fear they might not come back. The frog swamp spot is drying up in this heat i can see the dirt below stained green by algae. I haven't heard the mourning doves they refused to call this year but I've glimpsed rock doves. I'm not hearing cicadas but that's to be expected. And yet the bees, the carpenter, honey, and small fuzzy yellow bees are back. I'd missed them so much. The birds are singing and the rabbits are out again. The corn across my road sustained the return of cardinals. I live in the countryside yet everything seems to have left. Maybe it was the fires or the pollution. And i lacked hope but seeing this comic, reminded me of nature existing again around me. I'd gone numb from silence of fall through spring. I grew numb to the missing sound of frogs and crows not calling. Yet today i feel more hopeful. Hopeful that tomorrow the nature heals more. The future is unstable and unpredictable. There's always a piece of randomized RNG to it. However today the chances seem bright and maybe tomorrow it'll be grey. But perhaps grey isn't bad. Just maybe perhaps grey just signals the incoming rains that'll revive the dry land. Maybe grey means the fur of new born bunnies, or the down of snow geese babies. Perhaps grey means the sun will come tomorrow but today the storm is waking up all the little salamanders and lizards. And as the water falls on their tiny heads maybe the grey and the quiet will once more return loud. It's just a thought and maybe that's all i need, a thought to pull me out of the numbness and make me see, that the world is healing in more ways than one. Maybe time will make it okay again. But that's for tomorrow today is now and now i think I'll open the blinds and watch the seed birds rip apart their treats from the trees.

I bet someone was making a status of him

Amusingly there is actually a good reason for why the imagery used in icons to represent a function don't change even as the technology they represent becomes so obsolete that it is unlikely that younger generations will ever encounter them in their lives. It's simply because the imagery used in the icon became so inextricably linked with the function it represents *before* the technology that it represented went out of fashion that it would be *more* confusing to suddenly replace it with a different image, even to people who never knew what the technology the icon was referencing was. Everybody knows what the "save" icon looks like, so when you open a new program you haven't used before and want to save your file, you can recognize it, if they went to an image of a CD or whatever instead, you'd have a majority of your users assuming you just can't save, or getting frustrated when they can't find the save function. This is actually a pretty important thing in UX/UI (user experience/user interface) since the important thing in using a visual shorthand to represent the function is that people can recognize what the image is a shorthand *for* and when they can't find a necessary function in your user interface, it creates a negative user experience, which obviously means it is bad design. Pro-tip, if a majority of your users are frustrated by the experience of using your product, you have a bad design, which is not something you'd expect people designing products to need to be told.

I hate cheese, I personally think mac & cheese is the most disgusting thing that humans have ever made.

Polynessian Mythology: Unfortunately, Maui had an idea.

I have a plushie Dino named Derpy!

One thing tho: the heart was never in that jar or dirt when he took it ON the ship? So my theory is more that he 'he feels' the heart when it's close to him, not specificaly on the ocean/water?

"Four kids manage to sequence break chess" is the best way to describe Homestuck

All that’s left is a fundraiser for the show that will either result in someone taking the money and leaving or apologizing because they were a kid who had no idea how a tv show process worked lol

5:57 Beerus: **Snaps fingers** **Destroys a universe** Also Beerus: Go away, I’m sleeping…

15:25 this killed me...

i think about this video so often because one of those reblogs is my best friend lmao

Thanks, i needed this

But do the butts match?

I took a break from drawing because i felt it wasn't that good but i started again to make something for a friend and realize how much i enjoy it

Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants, as a name, has serious Esmeralda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre energy

1:33 I thought that he was just devouring the spaghetti in front of him.

I always though papyrus to be the weaker brother due to him being naive and what not, but when watching this, listening to Matpat, and watching disbelief papyrus [which is a fan animation] i genuinely think papyrus is just as strong if not stronger than sans. He just doesn't show that because he doesn't like being that aggressive for no reason. He sees no real reason to actually kill you, he just wants to capture you. Plus him being naive, Like- i'm pretty sure he'll truly want to kill something thats genuinely a threat to him, his brother, or his friends, he just has to realize its a threat. But because of him being so gullible, so naive, so.. *innocent* ...he takes a while to notice an actual threat when in the genocide route.

Remember papyrus can survive without most of his body for… probably longer than anyone else can

in order to confuse the enemy, you must confuse yourself first!

I love this so much, because it's *so* accurate hahahaha.

whenever i hear this, i allways imagine tausqe manager and jevil finding their first reason why they hate eachother. tausqe manager is just ranting about burritos while jevil is laughing his a** off the whole time

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Unironically based writing advice

Why do a lot of those sound kinda, like, ayo?! The first one 'doublea in size every night' for example, like, exuse me?!

i adore how everyone looked like they were from 2011, yet the post wasn't even made until 2014

and that's why he's called Courage the cowardly dog.

Just saying: Spain is roughly the height of Canada/New England. Europe only survives due to a single current bringing warm water up here. Meanwhile it's so rainy because all the tornadoes and storms from the US and Canada travel across the Atlantic to die in Ireland, and to a lesser extent Britain and the Netherlands. That's why all these people complain about the weather so much. So much so it's become an inherent part of socializing.

This is me and my partner.

This is so sweet!

2:04 Us Dutch have that as well. And as a Dutch Half-Irishman I know I'm against the UK, but as an EU citizen first and foremost siding with US in an internet battle was a tough choice to make. One I did make. Because you see, I'm not here for the US to win, I'm here for the UK to lose. Insert that one Gimli/Legolas meme here. You know the one. With an EU flag saying: "Never thought I'd die fighting for the Americans." The US flag then saying: "How about AGAINST the British?" And then an Irish/Dutch hybrid flag saying: "Aye, I could do that."

As a chaotic neutral player, this is spot on.

This reminds me of Wayne from Brandon Sandersons Wax and Wayne series. Wayne is a master of disguise who essentially knows everything about a person's life if he puts on their hat. He is constantly running from his own past and wants to live someone else's life instead of his own which he believes is not worth living.

Friendship really IS magic.