Wish I could get this in California!

the fortnite flint lock sound goes crazy

I can’t find the podcast for Friday only the Saturday live show???

It's a pity this isn't available across the pond.

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I had no idea you were also on KZfaq - although while there's no image I guess I may as well carry on listening on my phone! Just wanted to say - I see you James the Browncoat! Tranquility Bay was a terrible moment that didn't just scar Mal! And Yeah - realised they were up against Reavers straight up! Got a long way to go.... only being at Episode 66

Whey!!! ❤

The Quill of Unbearable Literacy works on blood magic. Whose blood is not specified.

Or just scooter push your way around.

I was expecting this to make it look like you weren't in bed when you were if someone tried to get you to wake up. And the save is for trying to get out, repeat every hour

I love this

Encounter Parley!

For the Algorithm!

The fact that some people can succeed while others fail at the save makes me want to call it the wand of STFU

Seems like pretty cool flair for the silence spell even without the wand

I’d actually retool this into a useful item. The wand automatically activates, and stops spellcasting, but only if the spell is cast with a big monologue or buildup. Random fireball in the middle of a fight? It can’t counter that. Big bad giving a speech as he’s about to invoke an ancient ritual? Right at the climactic moment, he just stands there, awkwardly.

Yay always fun to see the boys messing even when it’s not DnD 😂

cool

How to calculate such a 'random direction': 1d4 = 1 Northeast, 2 Southeast, 3 Southwest, 4 Northwest Then roll 2d20 separately. The first one marks the spaces north/south, the second marks the spaces east/west. Then just go the amount of spaces in the direction specified. If the space is occupied by a wall or entity, reroll the die, unless all possible 20 spaces are occupied by walls or entities. Then you reroll the other die

If the coin only teleports you to the ground, it could be very useful on ships. Just have a small garden on board, and be sure everyone has one of these coins. If they fall overboard, flip the coin and you have a 50% chance to be teleported back on board on top of the garden or onto an island if there was one nearby. Either way, safety. If the coin only need to be recharged after a teleportation, then you basically have a 100% chance to be teleported to safety as long as you don't drop the coin in the water.

Love the idea but it feels like I’m watching an extravagant performer more than a person. Maybe a little less of the extreme vocals and movements would be less distracting from what you’re actually saying?

I like this. But I also like a ten percent chance on tails to just be teleported into the sky.

So it’s kind of like the Tardis keys the Doctor, Martha, and Jack wore so the Master wouldn’t see them?

Hmm actually still kind of useful even knowing the down side.. Means they can get someone back up in a pinch to save them from a potentially deadly situation.. and if they know the damage will come back later at a random point in the next day or so they just need to plan for it. So actually still very useful, sure your just putting the damage off till later but if you know it's coming back you can get yourself out of danger and then go somewhere safe, wait for the damage to come back and just recover like normal.

It was made by a rouge who always bet heads and didnt want to give his money away when he lost

At the top of a tower, can't be bothered to climb down? Make your action to flip the coin.

Now my players just keep smacking eachother in the face :(

Instead of doing 24 hours you could do like most magic items (once per long rest)

"OK, Mr Guard, I know you're not allowed to let me in. I understand that. To show you there's no hard feelings, how about we play a simple game. Heads, you get ten gold off me, tails I get one gold off you. Here, you can use this coin to flip'

We can use this to get away from a situation where the team is surrounded, how do I know, this happened to my party but we didn’t have the coin :>

Of course, once they work it out they'll give them to the party barbarian… and I think that's fine, actually. Powerful effect, strong downside, mitigable with planning after the players figure it out (or use Identify) but not entirely avoidable if they want the benefit. Besides, after three uses the bracers will have to go to someone else.

The chaos that is my friend will love this idea. 😅

Oh that’s absolutely devious… _I’ll take fifty._

Oh-ho-ho, delightfully devilish Seymour

So its just a psychic pole cosplaying as a sword? ILL TAKE YER ENTIRE STOCK

I think having the sword be able to make witty remarks during regular gameplay, controlled by the dm would be very fun. Could be treated as almost an npc.

The Binder comes with 3rd Delivery. The FREE 1st Binder 5th delivery and a DM Screen with 7th delivery. I already started to place the in order in Binder and the DM Screen should be here on 19th Jan. Dice Jail should be here about mid March

Does it shout it out loud for everyone to hear, or does the atackee only hear it in their head?

So it is just a sword with vicious mockery....I'll take 4.

To make it better, make it talk

I love it, I'll take 20

Thank you for having us!

Imagine your party fighting the dungeon boss, who has a couple hp's left, most of the party is down bar the ranger who just used their last arrow. All seems lost when the party look up to see the ranger hurriedly yanking the quiver off their back and, positively giddy, begins hurling endless amounts of sporks at the enemy in a final hail mary 😂

I k ow this is meant to, be a useless item but I had a chara ter who would exclusively fight with sports that they'd sharpened

How abt rapid sporks

Spork arrows!

Just to tweak the item to be viable; when you run out of arrows, you get elongated spark like arrows that do reduced damage. they are endless and have a chance to do no damage to begin with.

Thought I'd stick this in the comments of the latest video uploaded, but I just found your podcast on Spotify a few days ago and have been listening to it while I work. I'm already on Ep. 8 and I am absolutely hooked. Lovely to see some lads having fun playing DnD!

Huh no new updates on the youtube?

*Claps for Malerus brilliant stupidity.*