When are you doing a NZ comedy Tour!!!!! 😂😂😂 this is gold
@anyamckinney24497 күн бұрын
It was and still is a very popular Christmas song in Australia and New Zealand, reaching number one on the singles charts in 1967.
@Pufferfish2428 күн бұрын
Me who’s kiwi and trying to start my acting career 👁️ 👄 👁️
@miketaylor42219 күн бұрын
Thx big dawg!
@BloodlessJG11 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@jesih-w344918 күн бұрын
Growing up with an American mom and a British father is so dame difficult. I’ll finish a race and ask him how I did and all he’ll say is “not bad.” My mom can’t say anything because she can’t tell which twin I am.
@lightarmy.88818 күн бұрын
Canadian gov subsidizes 70% of wages for foreign workers.. our workers pay the wages of foreign workers.. the foreigners stealing jobs is a fact of life here. So hilarious to be forced into modern slavery. So funny.
@eddyblackmore418818 күн бұрын
bear in mind, if someone who doesn't speak the language or know the local customs takes your job, you were probably shit at it.
@siobhanair265918 күн бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣
@richardhampeys405918 күн бұрын
Well, I'm not gonna wait for the funny part....
@coryaw9518 күн бұрын
This is actually great lol
@jamewakk18 күн бұрын
And wellfare checks to collect
@mightylove564120 күн бұрын
Its annoying when people label all immigrant's the same. there is a huge difference between legal and illegal immigrants. Full respect to legal immigrants, zero respect to illegal immigrants/invaders
@RedHair65118 күн бұрын
Why do you care?
@1367DammanKO18 күн бұрын
Like you?
@charliedrew983820 күн бұрын
Asians 11 😂😂😂
@Emprodutions22 күн бұрын
😝 😂😂😂😂
@user-ii1iy8fz1d23 күн бұрын
❤😂
@alexekdikitis5978Ай бұрын
Nice flash
@lilacscentedfushias1852Ай бұрын
I hate biscuits and tea & don’t drink beer so I’m pretty easy to get along with 😂 unless someone asks for tea, not coffee! I don’t know how it’s meant to look
@user-hf9vq6sg6nАй бұрын
The chocolate digestive has been tried and tested, it is unequivocally the best.
@legacystudentschannelАй бұрын
Scones mate…. Ps it’s called a cob 😂
@kieranmoore8501Ай бұрын
This is 100% correct.
@MikeHoncho-si8vrАй бұрын
“I dont f**king believe this, could everyone stop getting shot”
@Nae2023Ай бұрын
Haha that was good im a kiwi so funny 😁
@eedjokАй бұрын
Not funny
@ThisJavierАй бұрын
No problem. Thanks for the comment though. Really helps with the engagement 👍
@KpoojiАй бұрын
So many comedians do this cheap stuff about their race. Write a damn joke!!
@ThisJavierАй бұрын
I've written lots of non race based jokes. Check my profile. Doubt you will though.
@KpoojiАй бұрын
@@ThisJavier I’ll take your word for it. Years from now you’ll be famous and instantly recognisable, and people will have forgotten how weird you once looked to them. 👍🏼 You can do it.
@ThisJavierАй бұрын
@@Kpooji thanks mate! 🤜🤛
@classtilton871Ай бұрын
Honestly i almost joined the nz air force, but the fact that i dont want to fly helicopters or a boeing means it aint for me 😂
@suzyp7178Ай бұрын
Chucking cards. 52 pick up. ❤
@suzyp7178Ай бұрын
Turns out, they were just a bit hungry. Ha ha, yeah.
@suzyp7178Ай бұрын
Yep. Mixed races... me too. I get it. True.
@suzyp7178Ай бұрын
Nailed it! Funny man! On ya! 💛
@PaperParadeАй бұрын
I’m American and dated a guy from NZ in high school, and the learning curve with his accent was a lot of fun 😂
@bibinmathew5222Ай бұрын
Kiwi cricket commentator simon doull speaks exaclty in the same way
@dcmastermindfirst94182 ай бұрын
That swipe at love Island was hilarious 😂 😃
@Biffties2 ай бұрын
What can I say, we really do know how to use the full range of the English language. Full On Dictionary Style..!.
@moirahenry51952 ай бұрын
Aussies don't talk like that.
@Tankhorse022 ай бұрын
Australia gets all the coconuts 🤣🤣🤣 Samoans/Tongans/Fijians/Nuiens/ the lot not because they hard workers but because theres less reading and writing lol
@thekeeper46832 ай бұрын
"How dare you my voice doesn't sound like that" says out loud......Dang
@someoneIikedyourcomment2 ай бұрын
dating = test drive a car of a showroom without sign any agreement
@Talented_Frog0882 ай бұрын
Oh sh*it ive been shot is so relateable 😂
@Pluzzie2 ай бұрын
Thank you Javier for the tutorial!
@beckyowens82322 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@UncleNiikii2 ай бұрын
He is right!
@E_Hatcher_122 ай бұрын
I don't care tough luck
@dmhq-administration2 ай бұрын
Science factor! 🤔🤣😁👍🏻
@LuciferBMDT312 ай бұрын
😂 i cant stand living in this bs system. Everything is ass backwards. Seems like karma can only come for people without power
@sreddy2502 ай бұрын
We've been doing it all wrong! 😂😂😂
@scellytoon06482 ай бұрын
as a kiwi mysefl that is the truest ive heard it
@jaredholley39372 ай бұрын
Shaun Holbrook is my actual buddy. I know this to be real fact. Shaun. 😅
@brokensun1002 ай бұрын
Only one DICK here, and he is the one standing there.