I hate this book and i really dont wanna read this shit for english

i hope you guys get good grades on your tests

7:42 go crazy

12:00 goes crazy

Thank you so much for this it really helped for my reading class! And your voice is very soothing

Love this book so much so hard to not love it

This is a bad book

i love reading this for school 🤗 it’s not band yet

This video was created for English students at Central Freshman Academy in Phenix City, AL.

I love the voice used to read it added a lot more emotion to it ❤

Hey, if you would like, I'm going to make a video of this with Ultrakill playing in the background :)

Dill being a standup comedian is what I think he was referring too without realizing it lol

this ends disc 7

why she say it with so much passion💀

oof

English 2nd period should get a free day instead of this

WE DONE WITH THE BOOK ✋🙂‍↕️

communism is bad

MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. 2. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARD Well?

SHREK Written by Ted Elliott Terry Rossio Joe Stillman Roger S.H. Schulman Based on the book by William Steig SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast

This is such an excellent audiobook. The female, southern voice is perfect. Excellent reader

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Im bouta put this on 2x and get ts over with. Speed run sesh

English 2nd period should not have to listen to this and should have a free day

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freakin love dill

Best chapter 🔥🔥

fire audiobook

This book sucks

Mrs Paciti

bro just saved me

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IF U PUT THE VID AT 1.5X IT READS FASTER BUT AT AN ACTUALLY NORMAL PACE BECAUSE AT REGULAR SHE READS TOO SLOW! U CAN GET UR READING DONE QUICKER! ur welcome 😊

Thank you for making these recordings. They are very helpful and allow readers to actually hear what’s going on and taking in the words from a different perspective. I love the accent!

who else is here listening to these audios because of school bc you cant comprehend it when youre trying to read it and you still dont get it

Thanks, you're aboutta make me pass 9th grade honors English

how's school going ?

I don’t like how she says the n word when she is white 🎀

Dill thinks he is sigma

Thank you for carrying my book report 👍

mrs hartsoe

Thank you so much, this is so helpful and helps me visualize the book, God bless you!

God bless you man

The book had its moments, but it was unnecessarily long. There was really no reason for most of the first half of the book. 6/10. If it was just the parts that mattered then maybe 7/10 or 7.5/10

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God bless you bro!

What an incredibly talented narrator!!!