that employee was like "boy I can smell the poor on you" or something that is funny as hell

When I can't get jars open I grab the oil filter wrench!

However if you use it that way it leaves a sharp jagged edge on the top of the can which can cut you severely, ask me how I know, if you use it sideways, it leaves the jagged edge on the lid which is discarded immediately, this is why we are taught to use it sideways, to lessen the chance of getting sliced up by the can.

Fr as soon as I saw it I was like is that a catterpie 😭

More cat vidz plz

This sound like apple cobbler but now crust, I need it now

Black cats love to reach out and touch your face it’s so adorable

She said for a good reason, brother you were left alone in a store while in your first day training, thats not a good reason to fire you even if you claimed you were the manager, you were quite literally managing the whole store at the time.

“It ripped off the hinges” 🤣🤣🤣 literally had a hulk out moment 😂😂😂

HARVEY IS SO CUTE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GOING TO EXPLODE

I’ll be 40 in a couple weeks and people still think I’m like 26? 27? I get carded for alcohol while my younger step siblings don’t. It’s kind of embarrassing for them. Hilarious for me.

A man with a cat are more likely to know the word no

Why was Jordan literally the very first thing I thought of when I saw that thing?!? 😂😂😂

Bro about to get a visit from Jarad.

I have that

Bruh my cat eats nearly trippel that and is still skinny and cute af

Im guessing Anubis (the sword stand version from jojo's) I'm saying this it not the stand..ITS MAKE THE HOLDER THE STAND

And then you ran to the store to replace it! 💕😬🤣

You could also put in the coupon code ‘MILITARY’ because most websites don’t even check

Only McDonald’s I eat is a Steak Egg and Cheese Bagel and I use the buy 1 sandwich, get one for $1 deal on the app. Otherwise I go to Wendy’s. The food is way better.

No one tell him about the cheese woth live maggots in it

All the evidence i need that a grizzly would win

Im still aoad my McDonald's wont gice me a fry basket

My guy plays dnd with 30 year olds were 15 😭

Still hard to believe you are only 26 or 27!

but I like the shells in my eggs

What is a ‘legal’ minute??? 🤔

Try frozen grape juice in the can thingy and 1 packet of grape koolaid with 1 cup of sugar...the literal best

I'm not sure but I think like don't pandas have like two thumbs er sumptin

The McDonalds of Italian food....Keep your recipe

I like cats I think their adorable but I'm allergic so I can't have one.

Haha damnn XD

Fck the law I’m going to jail

Na bro said top floor before that then said sixth floor implementing that there is more than six floors

One of my friends moved out of state and he said his parents got a 4 story house with another building that was just as tall, he said it was like a storage house. He got a huge lot of land and the backyard had a creek in it and if you followed it you would find the waterfall not too far. His parents got it for a good deal, somewhere around 200k-400k. He used to show me videos of the house and the land, they were also going to start a farm with cows and chickens. Miss the dude

Darkwatwers

🎉

Definitely going to try that

used to have one of those microwaves and it was cool asf (it wasnt 2000 dollars)

I've always made Kool-aid with at least one cup of fresh squeezed lemon juice, it make all the difference in the way it tastes, plus I make with less sugar, which gives it more tanginess.

10 years. Then 2,5 years and now since 2 years. Never 3 months 🥲

We should like, really you know- make more? So they can release that law so we can hug them?

That is the freaking cutest!

They will still love you

People who's cats like to be held, what sorts of drugs are they on?

Omg I NEED

I love how teachers hold grudges to entire families like my sister my brother and me all went to the same high school and and with how bad they were teachers that they had that were still there hated me just because they knew my family like I wasn’t even bad I was a good kid but because of the reputation that my siblings gave me

Waiting for cokes secret recipe

Imagine being a kid back then and finding coins on the ground, probably way more exciting. Just yesterday my dad was tell me a story of these giant ice cream sandwiches he loved as a kid, that cost a dime.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂