So she did porn, then complained about doing porn. She isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed…

I kind of liked your yellow hair. The brown definitely suits you better. I think it's a Celtic thing: darker hair suits paler skin.

That was fascinating. I didn't realize that The Pill was obstructing diagnosis and treatment of so many conditions.

Men Launch Rockets into Space just for the chance to launch thier rocket into someone with a body like Jessie Rogers.

🙏🏽♥

Self-helpless. Bravo, breathtaking - have a nice day,

Dr. Romie exhausts me with her verbal speed...

This was a good mashup. Narcissists are people too, and people rarely change unless they are determined to change.

8:02 12:28

I appreciate your pronouns so much 😊

Jared is so handsome, it looks like all 3 of them are into him!

hello there, i have analyzed your KZfaq channel and found out some problems do you want to talk about it for a while

I binged all 392 episodes (so far) in under 2 months! Now, I feel like I can contribute without fearing that I might be duplicating someone else.

Huh, it cut off early. The podcast audio continues for another 10 minutes.

That was interesting. I bet there's a market for non-cruelly farmed sheep wool and cashmere.

I'm so sorry to hear of the death of Delanie's Bathtime. I know how close you were.

2:39:24 I have no memory of Delanie disclosing a name for her perfectionism. I don't believe it was on this podcast.

Longest episode ever. I hope this doesn't become regular.

Even the people who say "you don't need education" understand why education is important. That's why they try to restrict it.

A couple of Helpsters plugged this podcast in the comments under some _After Midnight_ clips, and I've been binging this podcast ever since. It's nice that the circle has closed, and Delanie is now plugging @M on here. It's also so good to hear Dr. Ramani answer some thoughtful questions.

1:06:15 "You can't have enough of what you don't really want." That's a wonderful saying, because it doesn't make sense until it's explained, and then it makes _so much_ sense.

50:07 "When we started _Self-Helpless,_ I had never listened to a podcast, and I did not quite understand what it was." What?! That's incredible.

Did that proposal happen on the podcast? Like, during recording? Because I totally don't remember that. Maybe the episode got unpublished because of the divorce.

Honestly, having a good relationship with yourself is the best lesson I never learned.

Delanie does indeed look like the face of Irish dance.

51:15 "I think if it's meant to be, it'll be." _skeptical pause_ "Oh, definitely!"

Delanie's behaviour isn't masculine; it's just securely attached.

1:10:25 "It's like a TV show every week, and I just don't have the bandwidth for it now." Ahaha! Only a few months later, and Taylor is fronting an actual TV show multiple times per week.

1:03:00 "Funny, Driven, and Fast Reader" That's both funny and endearing, but really Taylor made that list years ago, and it's in one of her specials: "Smart, and Funny, and Pretty, and Nice". Now she just needs to wear polka dots and stand in ballet poses.

36:26 "I was on cruise ships six years ago." A friend of mine is trying to convince me that a cruise would be fun, but I keep thinking of Taylor's evocative retelling of the horrible time she spent trapped on those ships trying to get necessary food while minimizing contact with the other humans.

Delanie makes _The Other Two_ sound so interesting, but there's no way for me to watch it. I don't like this transitional time between cable TV eras.

16:00 "That's what's so boring about being healthy: it's that you have far less updates."

The prodigal daughter returns! Prepare whatever is the vegan equivalent of a fatted calf.

I had to stop listening to Sam Bee's podcast. She has a bad habit of chatting aimlessly with her guests, then saying "well that's all the time we have", slapping an intro and an outro on it, and uploading it with show notes full of extraordinary exaggerations. Several times, I've listened because I wanted to hear discussion of the promised topics, only to find that they were merely touched on as part of a short joke. You guys are _much_ more disciplined! It's like you're type-A perfectionists or something...

56:26 "Ten thousand people" Wow, what? Kelsey's career trajectory is going vertical!

15:24 Delanie walked down the aisle to _Tribute_ by Tenacious D? That's pretty metal.

The podcast episode title says 13 things, but the KZfaq title says 14 things. Is there an extra one that's just for KZfaq?

42:48 A Goals update? It has been hundreds of episodes since there was last a Goals segment, I'm glad to hear it return.

Nice video

17:27 "I mean, vasectomies are reversible." Are they? The figures I have seen say that pregnancy is possible 75% of the time if reversal is done within 3 years; 50-55% if within 8 years; 40-45% if within 14 years. It would be a mistake to rely on reversibility.

"Let go, or be dragged."

27:40 "Leap and the net will appear." You could equally say "eat the peanut butter and the EpiPen will appear" but I doubt it's as inspirational.

I'm with Kelsey's dad on the tattoo thing, 100%.

55:00 Oh god, not _Naked Attraction._ It's the bottom of the reality-TV barrel.

Delanie & Cam were in my home town! I hope you dropped in to Bewley's café. I'm glad you had fun.

Your Irish-American parents became vegan? That's really remarkable. One of my grandfathers was the local butcher, so eating vegan is anathema in my own Irish family; so my viewpoint might not be neutral.

Well that was a good story.

For the technical detail of losing weight in a healthy way, I recommend Layne Norton's book "Fat Loss Forever". He also has an informative KZfaq channel, @biolayne. But it is important to have a forgiving and kind attitude to yourself if you really want it to work, so this talk is much appreciated.

53:10 That tip about freezing candle jars to help get the wax out is genius.

Kelsey's anxiety over suffering a flub on live TV reminds me of the Ninja Warrior game show. On that show, both the good and the great suffer slips: what makes some competitors great is that they recover from their slips. Delanie's approach of having a few planned recovery lines sounds like a smart plan.