What a delight. Love Dolores

Not a sphere it's a ball!! At least it wasn't a Borg cube

Kinetic Knight Kineticist would've been a good option as well. Just retheme the "Blade" into a "Fist" and bam. Good to go, and you get energy blasts. Pick the right Infusions, and you can even do Giant Storm! We know how much you love that one, Nappa! ...Was a real baller move in Xenoverse, as well. Wait, does this Nappa know about the tiiiiiii have said too much.

Deadpool is totally a hero. Technically an antihero, but that just means that Wolverine failed against Deadpool for the title.

That went from 0-OH SHIT in less than 0.5 seconds flat and the look on his face is priceless

The death star can barely destroy a planet 😂😂😂

Blood for the blood god.

Please have a part two of suggestions that all become irrelevant because one of them gets a Nat 1 and nukes themselves.

Jokes on you, it is actually a D&D 3.5 party and they are Level 90 using the Epic character rules. Strahd is just a way below level random encounter for them on their way to fighting all the gods.

Hey Nappa, let's go talk to The Dungeon Coach about DC20

Oh I remember strahd’s castle. I blew up one of its walls, both to disable the courtyard traps from the debris and to make a new opening 😂

Dang! I was so hoping it was going to be Necrons.

Levi: So what'd I miss on my day off? John, Nappa, Clones and Helmet: Nothing!!!

S@#$, now, what I'm about to say is very important, for the love god, don't let him go to the OPM universe, if he gets the ability to punch things to bits with one punch, we're done for, stop him any way you can from entering that universe, our very lives may depend on him not getting to that universe, please hurry.

OMG I love that you guys know Red Dwarf. I've been a fan since middle school back in the 90's. I would absolutely love to see more of this.

Idk why I was picturing the face huggers from aliens. Vader saw hundreds of these thing crawling around, latching onto the crew and decided to nuke the place. Didn’t even have time to form chest bursters just nope outta there

Nah, Tyrant Antipaladin for LE. :)

Actually, some of the Legacy books cover why R2 didn't tell Luke and Leia about their parents. He didn't want them to know that their dad killed their mom, feeling it was too horrible for them to know, even fighting Luke when he tried to access R2's Clone Wars memories. Now, as for the kiss (the books definitely didn't cover THAT), Leia just was too fast for R2 to say anything.

This was beautiful

To truly stop a party of level 20 characters you practically need to become a deity or Pun-Pun to win roflmao

Chuck Norris goes where Chuck wants to go. The Yautja have to stop picking fights with Chuck an others.

Ok, this is a crossover I never thought I'd see

Can we make a haircut called a muppet? Please.

Shout out to Pathfinder 1e. Hell yes!

Obi-Wan: “To be fair, John, it’s not like either were my decision. Senator Organa volunteered to take Leia. Yoda told me to take Luke to his family.”

(Borg Cube) “Our shields can TOO adapt.” (Lightsaber the size of a large moon) “Nah.”

Coruscant was Palpatinople. Now it’s Coruscant, not Palpatinople. So if you found love in Palpatinople, she’ll be livin’ in Coruscant. So take me back to Palpatinople…

I dunno. I’m so old I’m still standardized on AD&D 2nd edition.

oooops he was not prepared for that lol! keep being your amazing self :)

Ahhhh..... I might be able to take this one. I have a saying. "The more Bullshit you make your character, the more bullshit stuff I get to throw at your character."

This gives me an idea. You ever heard of Dungeon Keeper and the like? This wouldn't just be like an evil campaign, but specifically like instead of playing a party of adventurers, you play as the big bads, defending your lair against adventuring parties.

I'm feeling like you do this every single DND night

The villain pub from hishe!?😂

Borg vs Henry Stickmin.

Thankfully 2e loosened up on the alignment lock. As well as general streamlining, it’s good stuff

bloodrager slaps in pathfinder Nappas gonna love it, Arcane especially

Chaosium- okay Strahd, just sign here, here, and here. Strahd- and there level 20 clerics and paladins in Call of Cthulhu? Chaosium- oh we’re a skills based system, classes don’t even exist. Strahd- and the player characters… how tough are they. Chaosium- Investigators? Oh they’re weak. fragile even, like level 1 wizard. Strahd- goooood!

Can we talk about that dark jar kar binks

I bet if it was the face huggers it would be no question

The DM: Why the hell did I give them so many random encounters...and... rare magic items...

That replicator theme going hard lol.

Who’s taking bets, is it the spiders from Stargate, or from a marvel/dc vilain? lol 😊

Ohh ! You're about to meet Dor . He hunts Artifacts and sacrifices them to Innana . Lvl 21 Fighter born 12/25/77 He is accompanied by Gray Stone he hunts demons and devils for sacrifice to Athena . Lvl 25 Magic User lvl 20 Fighter born 12/ 25/77 Hope you don't have something or someone they want . Their under orders. Ohh and Flamebringer is hungry . Good luck defending the castle ! Such nice boys 🤠 ( They are so screwed )

It's not John's Dnd character, but the monk character that Nappa built.

I love that. "Do you get bored of being you?"

Strahd be like: Funny you should mention that JOHN. But yeah they ARE all of those above AND they are level 20 too, so be my fucking guest and guess why I'm calling you now and like this!

Pathfinder level 20 characters going to Strahd's castle. Surprised they haven't dropped a tactical nuclear Sunburst spell from the next village over since that thing instantly kills Strahd. Plus extra damage to basically every follower he has around his castle in an 80ft radius while also acting like light which means it can filter into spaces so you can't hide in the closet to avoid it. And the things that do survive are permanently blind now. After that they'd take the castle since no actual damage happened to the masonry and call the module over. (Totally not talking from experience at all)

Honestly, I was expecting the reply to be it’s a party made up entirely of Belmonts. 😜

We need villain support with gortash now with durge butting in by calling as well

Nappa should be a Telekineticist. It's incredibly easy to make them into DBZ characters.