Having multiple kids doesn't make your boobs droop
@loricharpentier16549 күн бұрын
He is. So....FUNNY !!
@Lord_OTD11 күн бұрын
“I bet I could ride it. But I’d probably get hurt” 😂😭🤣
@spencercoots19 күн бұрын
The only good back tits are adult film star Abigaiil Morris. She has a tattoo of a naked woman’s torso on her back.
@michellepost3098Ай бұрын
Hilarious. Even when I was a senior during 1979, it was deemed improper for anyone to get a tattoo except military men and bikers. Very few women of any age had a tattoo back then...and most tattoo parlors were 'dives', in harsh areas.
@Dr.DisneyАй бұрын
I DON’T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA! SHE’S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!
@cruisematt8585Ай бұрын
I am southern. I am fat. I am too old to wear certain clothes and I still find all of this hilarious. We need to lighten up
@user-nw5ml7lr2b2 ай бұрын
@4:19 😮😮😮😮😮!!!!!!! I know for a fact he stole that joke from a woman!!!!!!! Except she said it about a lipstick print on a cigarette butt!!!!!!!! 😮😮😮 but completely same joke!!!!!!! I remember being a little girl, and listening to it!!!!!
@user-nw5ml7lr2b2 ай бұрын
Sooooooo @2:19 wtf ?????? What happened to the u might be a redneck????? 😮😢
@kenbyers80362 ай бұрын
Lmaorotf
@AnnetteHarness2 ай бұрын
Laughed so hard @ parts 1 & 2 I wet my pants!!😂😂
@susanhowell68382 ай бұрын
He's awesome❤
@victoriathorne82522 ай бұрын
I don’t like tattoos and I agree they’re not for everybody
@victoriathorne82522 ай бұрын
I agree with him on the old women. Do not need to wear anything that says juicy on it
@eilenekellogg-ki2br3 ай бұрын
Bet it was a black women.
@williamjones34623 ай бұрын
A woman arrives at the Emergency Dept. with a gunshot wound to the knee. When asked she said "I was trying to commit suicide". Puzzled they asked why the knee injury. She had asked a close friend how to commit suicide. The friend said point it at your left nipple and pull the trigger.
@joshuabrooks49073 ай бұрын
One of the funniest, most family-friendly successful comedians of all time. Been a fan of his since I first heard "Party all night" back in the day.
@ray-eq6jl3 ай бұрын
weed isn't no drugs weed is actually a medicine and if those days ever repeats itself and there's wanters with there paints that for down either there wanters and are somebody's bitch's either way I don't want to see that and the new 2000 really fake soft emotion feelings fake genoration might just be I'm crying he hurt my feelings 😂😂😂😂😂 oh well 😂
@rphntw1n3 ай бұрын
“It’s just Walmart” is a very common phrase in Arkansas.
@alexlorenz41033 ай бұрын
This for you younger folks out there. IF YOUR MOTHER STILL DRIVES YOU TO SCHOOL, YOU AIN'T NO GANGSTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!! 😂😂😂😂
@sigurdurmarolafsson41833 ай бұрын
I used to live in Oklahoma and he is right!!!! Go to WM after midnight during a weekend!!😂😂😂😂
@markdelcheccolo91913 ай бұрын
I have 3 tattoos and I'm 64 and they still look the same as when I got them at age 17 but everybody's different but I'll never understand why would anyone (Guys and Girls) want to get tattoos from the neck on down and when I see this I can't help but say something like "Did you ever think about when you get old that nobody is gonna be able tell what those things are on your body and if you have face tattoos then good luck trying to find a job." I can understand 1, 2 or even 3 nice tattoos that vary in size that's on your upper arm or on your shoulder blade but when you start getting them on your neck, your face, the back of your hand or on your fingers that's where I say "Oh Hell No" and I have seen them or I might say "Let me guess.. You just got out of prison ?"
@xanderkane92024 ай бұрын
If your skirt or your shoes match the colour of your varicose veins, then you need tights/pantyhose!
@blackcat37854 ай бұрын
everytime i see this it blows me away!!!funny as hell,he's one of a kind
@user-yl5sq1eb4r4 ай бұрын
I went to a restaurant called Bulimia’s. The food was okay, but the line at the bathroom was amazing.
@nancygriggs97144 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nancysmith28744 ай бұрын
Love him no cussing
@diannedavis76604 ай бұрын
He's definitely a fashion expert 😅
@diannedavis76604 ай бұрын
Also. They have to flash their tattoos 😅
@diannedavis76604 ай бұрын
I totally agree 😅 Some of the reasons I hate going to Walmart 😅
@brianburgess32314 ай бұрын
Do you think the walk zoomers will understand if their family tree does not fork? . Perhaps that's how they got to be woke zoomers . holy moly
@Jimi_T_Rex4 ай бұрын
... when you're young & your skin is taunt. 😂 Classic! Who's gonna tell him?? 🤭
@johnbeckman4924 ай бұрын
So many need to say "no" to spandex
@gothard55 ай бұрын
Definitely agree with the first one. Grade school girls should not be wearing tiny little short shorts.
@SAM-dm5qg5 ай бұрын
😁
@susanhowell68385 ай бұрын
He's awesome I so needed this laughed so hard thankyou your great❤
@donaldboyer81825 ай бұрын
Or the hummingbird looks like an owl. Is it the lighting or does he look like his fly is open?
@patirvin-bz9pg5 ай бұрын
If a woman gives birth 5 or more times, she can wear anything she damn well pleases
@bonnienoble-jones43806 ай бұрын
I am very disappointed in him. I never thought he would go so low as making fun of overweight people. Often times it a medical issue but people feel its okay to make fun of them,because of course they have no feelings
@yonu59836 ай бұрын
I met her on the CB, Sounded like an Angel had come to Earth. But when I went to see her she three three times girth with a Buddha Belly and Breasts down to her feet. (Credit The Simpsons Songs)
@patricialynn62806 ай бұрын
I am sooo glad I grew up in the 70's 80's 90's!!! We had the best times, the world was a COMPLETELY different world, so much better...safer, if you were offended, you cried to your mom and she smacked ya!! Walked everywhere til 17 if you were lucky to get a car, we used pay phones and reversed the charges..it was great
@davidblanchard95065 ай бұрын
Man I agree. I grew up in the 70s and there was no cell phones or computers. God I miss them days. And back then you could smoke a cigarette in the stores without people complaining I'm from Maine and back in the day you can walk through the mall and smoke and nobody said a word.
@markgeorge55366 ай бұрын
If you voted for Trump . . . . . . . you're a redneck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chrisbond64066 ай бұрын
And smart!
@markgeorge55366 ай бұрын
@@chrisbond6406 There's a reason Trump said "I love the poorly educated." You fit right in there 🤣🤣
@chrisbond64066 ай бұрын
@@markgeorge5536 makes two of us Marky! 😁
@markgeorge55366 ай бұрын
@@chrisbond6406 Sorry Chris, not a Trump supporter & I wasn't educated in the USA. Not even American. What I don't do is vote out of fear, but reason and logic. Socrates said "voting in an election is a skill, not a random intuition. ... And like any skill, it needs to be taught systematically to people." Unfortunately for Americans, rednecks can't be educated.
@worms16 ай бұрын
what venue is this?
@Jeff-ge9kt6 ай бұрын
Jeff taught us how to laugh at ourselves.
@patriciajrs466 ай бұрын
He is so funny!! Oh my.!! That's why you don't undo that button unless you're in the bathroom.
@beccas.77627 ай бұрын
I went to Walmart yesterday. Can confirm that some people need to pay attention.
@cahmad12347 ай бұрын
What’s really sad is that comedy as tamed as this would have a certain group of people going after it today in 2024 calling for it to be removed or even trying the cancel foxworthy. It’s so sad we can’t even laugh anymore or just make some jokes thats not gonna hurt anyone without. We just have a really loud group of people out there that can’t seem to take a joke without freaking out and calling for them to be canceled
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@user-wc9fl6cf2q7 ай бұрын
He always makes me laugh until I cry.
@geraldspencer86797 ай бұрын
I wonder how many people in the audience were actually offended by this bit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣