I love how Phoenix is absolutely DYING on the inside when he realizes he talked too much. *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *OH F___ OH F___ OH F___*

Poor Phoinex he got clowned on for liking anime.

Hawaiian people watching this: 👁👄👁

Trident gum best gum

NO MAYO NONONONONONKNONONO

*slams table* *throws coffee cup that despawns instantly* "You are a dumbass for believe you are going to get away with it and starting with it" >:/

When you are drinking something but you hear something funny and you eject your drink out your mouth and nostril And start choking on air 6:03

the toast sandwich. it's literally white bread with toast between it. guess what country it's from

human flesh human penis flesh okay i admit i eat sheep and sometimes cow penis. ALOT.

"I would say, fish overrated" "shut" Amazing.

"F**kn grandpa" 🤣🤣🤣

OMG PLS STOP PUTTING SWEARING IN THOSE VIDEOS! YOURE PUTTING KZfaq'S AGE RATING IN DANGER!

Pizza

You fucking HEATHENS the best gum is obviously Big League Chew and if you say otherwise you're just wrong

"Oh, so you watch anime? Aren't there like naked girls everywhere." Me, reading Berserk: "NO, it's not like tha... well this one is complicated..."

I'm surprised that nobody mentioned холодец. Imagine a meat soup, cooked for looong time, but eaten cold and jellified, and also served with some hot sauce (usually mustard or horseradish paste). И кстати, почему забыли про куриные яйца, которые китайцы варят в моче?

I’m British ya know

The moment when Godot learns that Phoenix likes pineaple pizza and spits out his coffee in shock at 1:03 is simply perfect.

If i was in court with them when Maya said the thing about education edition, i would have objected as hard as my lungs could support me and say: **I AGREE!!!** Would be very funny my opinion.

Real

4:26 The fact that von Karma knows that this pokemon is called Lucario is SUSpicious as hell.

Ever try dessert pizza Also the local place has mango pizzas

But what about Milk ice, in cup of milk?

Someone needs to be put under psych hold

As a bedrock player, *Java*

Actually the worst food is poo since it is your food waste and that’s just disgusting to eat it

Can I have the download link?

Juicy fruit brings back memories

2:30 "Are you sponsored or something?" the killed me🤣

What about the Phillipines cow dung soup

Does it even matter especially when you consider that the Wrigley company basically has a monopoly over the supply chain of chewing gum... I can't name a single chewing gum brand title that isn't actually just being ran by Wrigley...

Toast sandwich

- Do you see the vent over there? - Yes - If you'll enter there, do you know what will happen? - What? - You're gonna be *SUS*

i dont get why nobody is talking about the god awful micro transactions bedrock has

What's the difference between Java and Bedrock? Both those editions are same, expect some physics, bugs and etc

I just have one of those cylindrical pillows the size of your body. Am I a weeb? P.S there is no picture on the pillows

I used to eat rice with butter and sugar

Im about to cook myself some damn coffee, even tho i disgust it, but the way the dude is gulping that down lets it sound tasty as hell

It could’ve been worse. It could’ve been the life-size Lucario plush. Edit: never mind, I wasn’t far enough. Lucario body pillow is much worse.

I was sort of on board until he mentioned public bathroom water.

Zero two is the best. From Kirby of course.

*ANGRY FILIPINO NOISES*

Mayo on fries is great

drop that character code

As a filipino Balut is VERY VERY YUMMY

0:38 MINOR SPELLING ERROR I WIN-

And I’m over here not knowing a thing they’re saying because I don’t like gum

3:30 "GET YOUR COVID-19 ASS BAT OUT OF HERE" got me too fricking hard bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Godot is regretting asking what's that got to do with this arguement

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FRICK DID THAT COME FROM MAYA!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?