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Man I didn’t know how un funny Adam Corolla was. I mean a terrible 5 minute traffic and weather bit followed by 10 minutes of how bad that sucks.

2024 and LOVING all of these, a huge THANKS for uploading!

you don't want to know that your taxes fund war. okay.

Holy crap Keane sucks

It’s all totally true. He totally did that to his boss dumped gas on his four wheeler and said his garage blaze.

Let’s ask Fred from limp bizkit thinks

My ex-husband committed arson and set his bosses garage on fire in Richmond, Minnesota

My ex-husband dumped gas on a four wheeler and set a garage a blaze with people sleeping inside of a house next to it

My ex-husband dumped gas on his bosses four wheeler and set his garage blaze

And I’m the bride and it’s my wedding day

Then my ex-husband’s family decided to take over my DJ and play their music instead of my playlist at my wedding

Because that’s all Amanda does the whole time he drives around in his car by himself is think about pussy and then if you’re their wife and they you ask them what they’re thinking about when you’re in the car with them they’re gonna lie to your face and say nothing, honey When in reality, your husband sitting next to you thinking about other than yours psychically speaking, that’s what your man or your husband is thinking as he’s driving down the road next to you with your kids in the car other pussy than yours

A man is not property either. He’s just the moron with the license to drive who refuses to pull over and ask for directions to anywhere he goes.

Women are not property their people

Just because you have a wedding certificate with a woman doesn’t mean that you have ownership over her her property or her life

Covert narcissistic men in relationships act like the woman that they’re with are their property and they can do and say whatever they want or please with that’s why they’re a waste of time to date

Covert, narcissistic men start out with love bombing, and then it goes to narcissistic personality disorder, domestic violence, because they refuse to obtain in reach for help

That’s one of the very good tactics of a covert, narcissistic man with narcissistic personality disorder psychologically speaking they start out with love bombing, gaslighting, and stonewalling and they refused to tell you the truth and then they want to lie to your face if they’re not having sex with 10 other girls behind your back

Methamphetamine gives men a micropenis and erectile dysfunction

Methamphetamine gives men a micropenis

My ex-husband has a micropenis that he did to himself because he coked it out

Gay man refused to go in for a normal check up and get a colonoscopy

Otherwise, you can die of sepsis

Your butt is just like your ears. You’re not supposed to put anything in there.

Gay people die from sepsis your butt is like your ears. You’re not supposed to put anything in there.

It’s the sin of lust when you have anal sex you’re giving yourself sepsis because you’re allowing your feces to enter through your abdominal wall and into your bloodstream by ripping through the colon wall

Do you wanna know why gay people die before straight people sepsis

Men are auditory and visual during sex and women are emotional, auditory, and visual during sex

If you’re not turned on your vagina, muscles are not gonna relax so that you can have sex and enjoy it minor visual and auditory and women are emotional, auditory, and visual during sex

The problem is inside of your mind because you’re not comfortable with him or your relationship or whatever your problem is. Your problem is emotional inside of your melon.

Don’t be a fool and wrap your tool

She’s just starting out having sex at age 16. She hasn’t even figured out her own sexual identity yet.

At 16 years old, you don’t even know if you’re interested in boys or girls yet

You’re only 16 years old and you’re not comfortable with your sexual identity yet

Yes, it’s totally normal because you’re just starting out having sex so everything inside of your vagina needs to loosen up and the more relaxed you are during sex the better off it is

Ruth Westmeyer was totally German and she was a sex therapist and a sex doctor in Germany

Having sex on your period helps with period cramps

The release of oxytocin in the woman’s brain when you’re having sex during your period relaxes the muscles around the uterus

Having sex helps with your period cramps

It’s not considered slander under the guidelines of the law if it’s true

That’s why Britney Spears acts like a spaz cause she uses methamphetamine and has schizophrenia

You’re probably not a good qualified caretaker for children when you’re high on methamphetamine and have schizophrenia like Britney Spears

Britney Spears is high on methamphetamine that’s what’s wrong with with Britney Spears and she has schizophrenia

Get your pharmaceutical heroin out of America

That’s why I conjure up a tornado to go through Pfizer’s pill Mill

I conjure up a tornado to go through Pfizer’s pill mill because we’re in an opiate epidemic in America and it’s a good way to say fuck you to China, where all the precursor chemicals come from opiates

I conjure up a tornado to go through Pfizer’s pill mill because we’re in an opiate epidemic in America

When your doctor tells you to get off the opiates, you just do it

I’ve never lied to Dr. Drew at one time when I went in to go see him in the office